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(   The U.S. punishes New Zealand for banning nuclear warships by making it park its navy boats next to bars, restaurants, nightclubs and strip joints during a joint military exercise. "I think they are the happiest guys in RIMPAC"   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Pearl Harbour, New Zealand, New Zealanders, military exercise, joints, Honolulu Star-Advertiser, Waikiki, navy  
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2012-07-08 11:00:29 AM  
3 votes:
FTFA: Nikol DeWoody, a bartender for Bikini Cantina received nine marriage proposals - all from New Zealand navy sailors, all on the same night.

What a bartender at the Bikini Cantina might look like:
2012-07-08 12:34:07 PM  
2 votes:
The Kiwis have the single greatest navy on the planet.
Admiral Bender says so.
2012-07-08 11:01:13 AM  
2 votes:
Of all the military branches the village people only did a song about the navy.
2012-07-08 10:50:59 AM  
2 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: ooh disco heaven
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bowie sez: "lady what???
2012-07-08 10:42:57 AM  
2 votes:
2012-07-09 06:07:45 AM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: ontariolightning: That isnt even how Aussies talk.. doesnt surprise me though, O'rourke is American
Americans assume everyone talks like Americans

Okay, YOU tell the joke then. Using periods. Like a Canadian might.

Aussies have their own dialect.

That's true. They sound like Bavarian farmers.
2012-07-08 07:36:26 PM  
1 vote:
The apostrophe police grasp the back of your undershorts and tug upwards sharply, causing a wedge of fabric to become lodged between your buttocks.
2012-07-08 12:36:45 PM  
1 vote:
In 1982, when I was stationed in Hawaii, I went to visit a guy who was from my home town who was stationed at Pearl Harbor. We went to the enlisted men's club to see the strippers who were scheduled to perform that evening.

There was an Australian aircraft carrier in port, and probably 2/3's of the crowd was Aussie. These guys had a mascot boy who couldn't have been older than 12 or 13. He, some of his buddies and my friend and I were sitting right on the runway, front row.

After about an hour, a particularly gorgeous Asian stripper was performing, and when she shook her g-string off her foot onto the stage, that Aussie kid (drunker than fark) immediately popped it into his mouth. She turned around, saw her G was gone, and FREAKED.

She kicked the kid in the stomach, and he immediately retched up the lil' dainty, and the brawl started. My buddy and I crawled underneath our table and watched the carnage. Those Aussies destroyed that E.M. club. It didn't reopen for two weeks.

/saw those same strippers at the club on Barbers Point NAS, a month later
//nickel beer night AND strippers
///THAT club got tore up too
2012-07-08 12:10:48 PM  
1 vote:

PC LOAD LETTER: Mugato: In before the apostrophe Nazis come goose-stepping in.

seig heil

seig hi'll
2012-07-08 11:15:42 AM  
1 vote:

Trance750: rka: Trance750: DRTFA, but here's what I don't understand and maybe somebody can explain this. Why does the US make such a stink if another country has nuclear weapons, but we should be allowed to keep and maintain our own?

Am I the only one who sees the hypocrisy here?

Oh no, not hypocrisy. That's like, the worst thing ever!

Do you think that it's just the US that is trying to stop nuclear proliferation?

Name me one western country that thinks its a grand old idea that Iran or NK have nukes. You just hear that the US is against it the most because no one gives a fark what Canada's opinion is on the matter.

No, I just think it's hypocritical to tell Nation A 'You can't have weapons, but we can, to make sure you bow down, lick our ass, and tell us how great it taste'

Those Kiwi sailors will pay good money for treatment like that on shore leave.
2012-07-08 10:43:01 AM  
1 vote:
Personal services- you mean like mani/pedi/botox? I didn't know sailors went in for that sort of thing.
2012-07-08 08:16:27 AM  
1 vote:
Somehow, I just know this is McHale's doing.

2012-07-08 04:25:48 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, I bet they're doing a lot of rim-packing, all right.
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