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(Stuff.co.nz)   The U.S. punishes New Zealand for banning nuclear warships by making it park its navy boats next to bars, restaurants, nightclubs and strip joints during a joint military exercise. "I think they are the happiest guys in RIMPAC"   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 104
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2012-07-08 11:23:49 AM

groppet: Isnt Japan the same way? Im not sure but IIRC dont they ban nuclear vessels or ships carrying nuclear weapons from their harbors?


Yes because it stops them from killing whales....or something.
 
2012-07-08 11:24:11 AM

semiotix: ExperianScaresCthulhu: the lack of tits is disturbing. might be a dude.

It's surprisingly difficult to find a good stripper picture from a GIS for "stripper" that won't get me banned. So that's from "exotic dancer." Perhaps you're right and he's a very exotic dancer.

My point being, I'm not at a place in my life where I can afford to be fussy about strippers.


i apologize for the wet blanket, dude. it's just too many dudes pretending to be chicks out there in the sex game. and if other dudes prefer dudes over real females, or if females are doing their damnedest to look like dude-chicks instead of females.......... it just gets, it's weird.

but again, I apologize for the wet blanket. carry on.
 
rka
2012-07-08 11:27:29 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: that shiat changes when you are a little lower on the totem pole, and don't necessarily agree with how whoever is on top of that totem pole is using (or misusing, or abusing) their influence.


Welcome to the history of this planet. Hope you don't trip over too many other astounding revelations like that one on the rest of your visit.

Go down the list of current countries with nukes.
Now go down the list of current countries that don't think nukes should be spreading. It's a pretty damn long list.
See some overlap?

Wow! Hypocrisy isn't just a US thing. Who would have thunk it?
 
2012-07-08 11:33:47 AM

Millennium: When other nations get nukes, this does not help matters. That goes quadruple for nations that cannot be trusted not to use them at first opportunity. Iran's "Our nuclear DEATHTOISRAEL ambitions are strictly PUSHTHEMINTOTHESEA for peaceful DENYTHEHOLOCAUST purposes" program most certainly cannot be trusted, and North Korea doesn't even try to hide its nuclear lust for its neighbors to the south and east.


You forgot the rules, their leaders must make those statements in UN
 
2012-07-08 11:33:57 AM

bloobeary: [www.moviemarket.com image 304x380]
Somehow, I just know this is McHale's doing.


Taratupa-- with the PT73 operating from a nearby base called McHale's island. They made frequent trips to Noumea, New Caledonia.

Watch the female guest stars - a young (Batgirl) Y. Craig and Claudine Longet are two that I remember.
 
2012-07-08 11:36:09 AM

Trance750: rka: Trance750: DRTFA, but here's what I don't understand and maybe somebody can explain this. Why does the US make such a stink if another country has nuclear weapons, but we should be allowed to keep and maintain our own?

Am I the only one who sees the hypocrisy here?

Oh no, not hypocrisy. That's like, the worst thing ever!

Do you think that it's just the US that is trying to stop nuclear proliferation?

Name me one western country that thinks its a grand old idea that Iran or NK have nukes. You just hear that the US is against it the most because no one gives a fark what Canada's opinion is on the matter.

No, I just think it's hypocritical to tell Nation A 'You can't have weapons, but we can, to make sure you bow down, lick our ass, and tell us how great it taste'


Well that's because your an idiot.
 
2012-07-08 11:37:03 AM
You're. You are. I swear this farking iPhone and its autocorrect.
 
2012-07-08 11:49:43 AM

James F. Campbell: Oh, I bet they're doing a lot of rim-packing, all right.


No, you're thinking the Marines.
 
2012-07-08 12:10:48 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Mugato: In before the apostrophe Nazis come goose-stepping in.

seig heil


seig hi'll
 
2012-07-08 12:15:36 PM
Still, they can't patronize the Pearl Harbor PX Prostitute facilities.
 
2012-07-08 12:15:57 PM

Trance750: DRTFA, but here's what I don't understand and maybe somebody can explain this. Why does the US make such a stink if another country has nuclear weapons, but we should be allowed to keep and maintain our own?

Am I the only one who sees the hypocrisy here?


Hitler wants to be #1, not number _ of _. it really is sad when that peacock has to strut. it's not showy, it's embarrassing. a glorification of destruction. evil defined.
 
2012-07-08 12:20:41 PM
If you actually read the article, I know...strange concept, there's also a US Navy Frigate docked at the same place. Sounds like Pearl just got full and that's where the overflow is docking.. and the story is just creative fiction about the US hating on NZ.
 
2012-07-08 12:34:07 PM
The Kiwis have the single greatest navy on the planet.

i486.photobucket.com
i486.photobucket.com
Admiral Bender says so.
 
2012-07-08 12:36:45 PM
In 1982, when I was stationed in Hawaii, I went to visit a guy who was from my home town who was stationed at Pearl Harbor. We went to the enlisted men's club to see the strippers who were scheduled to perform that evening.

There was an Australian aircraft carrier in port, and probably 2/3's of the crowd was Aussie. These guys had a mascot boy who couldn't have been older than 12 or 13. He, some of his buddies and my friend and I were sitting right on the runway, front row.

After about an hour, a particularly gorgeous Asian stripper was performing, and when she shook her g-string off her foot onto the stage, that Aussie kid (drunker than fark) immediately popped it into his mouth. She turned around, saw her G was gone, and FREAKED.

She kicked the kid in the stomach, and he immediately retched up the lil' dainty, and the brawl started. My buddy and I crawled underneath our table and watched the carnage. Those Aussies destroyed that E.M. club. It didn't reopen for two weeks.

/saw those same strippers at the club on Barbers Point NAS, a month later
//nickel beer night AND strippers
///THAT club got tore up too
 
2012-07-08 12:45:22 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: In 1982, when I was stationed in Hawaii, I went to visit a guy who was from my home town who was stationed at Pearl Harbor. We went to the enlisted men's club to see the strippers who were scheduled to perform that evening.

There was an Australian aircraft carrier in port, and probably 2/3's of the crowd was Aussie. These guys had a mascot boy who couldn't have been older than 12 or 13. He, some of his buddies and my friend and I were sitting right on the runway, front row.

After about an hour, a particularly gorgeous Asian stripper was performing, and when she shook her g-string off her foot onto the stage, that Aussie kid (drunker than fark) immediately popped it into his mouth. She turned around, saw her G was gone, and FREAKED.

She kicked the kid in the stomach, and he immediately retched up the lil' dainty, and the brawl started. My buddy and I crawled underneath our table and watched the carnage. Those Aussies destroyed that E.M. club. It didn't reopen for two weeks.

/saw those same strippers at the club on Barbers Point NAS, a month later
//nickel beer night AND strippers
///THAT club got tore up too


LOL, that's a pretty good story. them boys will be boys
 
2012-07-08 01:05:33 PM
While the NZ navy is away, Australia should seize the opportunity:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K75BzQAEBiU
 
2012-07-08 01:11:25 PM

lazymojo: cirby: Trance750:
...

If Iran would stop telling everyone that they were going to destroy Israel, and developing missiles that have just enough design range and payload hit that country, they might get a little bit more slack.

If North Korea didn't have thousands of artillery pieces pointed at the capital of South Korea, with continuous threats about raining fire on the civilian population... well, they'd still be crazy, and nobody would trust them with nukes in any situation.

did you ever think that maybe, just maybe what the media reports those countries as saying is not really 100% accurate, but is part of the sort of propaganda we accuse "the other guys" of doing? And even if it was accurate, we have both of those countries surrounded by military bases and active duty troops ready to blow them away, so maybe their comments are somewhat justified given the already threatening stance we've taken.

let me know when Iran dispatches 3 aircraft carrier battle groups to the Gulf of Mexico and announces publicly that if we don't get rid of our nuclear arsenal, they will leave all our cities about 2 feet high...


So direct video feeds is not acurate reporting?

The video statements their leaders make publicly are taken out of context?

Sounds familiar....
 
2012-07-08 01:19:59 PM

Click Click D'oh: If you actually read the article, I know...strange concept, there's also a US Navy Frigate docked at the same place. Sounds like Pearl just got full and that's where the overflow is docking.. and the story is just creative fiction about the US hating on NZ.


Except the US banned NZ ships from military harbours more than 30 years ago, and the ban hasn't been lifted. That part is not news.
 
2012-07-08 01:38:44 PM

zamboni: FTFA:The Honolulu Star-Advertiser in a story this weekend, and reprinted in the forces paper Stars and Stripes, notes that Nikol DeWoody, a bartender for Bikini Cantina received nine marriage proposals - all from New Zealand navy sailors, all on the same night.

This thread is worthless without pictures of Ms. DeWoody. (heh...heh, heh, heh)


On the left

a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-07-08 01:38:53 PM
Having been stationed in Yokosuka as recently as 2007, the Japanese do allow our nuclear ships to come into port for a limited time, and they have a bunch of boats show up to take radiation readings. Our only conventional aircraft carrier, the Kittyhawk, was stationed there, but they got the Japanese government to allow a nuclear carrier to replace it, and I think in 2008 the George Washington was finally allowed to make Yokosuka its home port. So yeah, the Japanese do allow nuclear powered ships to dock, but they hold protests and monitor the radiation.
 
2012-07-08 01:55:36 PM
US punished NZ for not being their biatch?! I guess now NZ knows what it feels like to be Canada..being spanked by the US dozens of times. Its always a good feeling.
Means they are doing something right
 
2012-07-08 01:57:11 PM

limboslam: The Kiwis have the single greatest navy on the planet.

[i486.photobucket.com image 335x504]
[i486.photobucket.com image 500x375]
Admiral Bender says so.


Yeah, but they only have like six non-coastal defense ships. Though, I do like the look of the coastal ones:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-08 01:59:28 PM
New Zealand sailors are polite? LOL well things must have changed drastically from when I was stationed in Hawaii from 1981-1984. Between the Kiwi and the Aussie sailors, I couldn't decide which ones were worse. They'd drink too much, puke all over hell, harass all the women, want to buy maternity underwear to 'fly on the sub's periscope', and my favorite do stripteases on tables then stuff cocktail napkins in their arse and light them on fire. And the shiat they'd drink: green creme de menthe and orange juice, scotch and grapefruit juice; and Kahlua and tomato juice.
 
2012-07-08 02:24:27 PM

HoneyDog: New Zealand sailors are polite? LOL well things must have changed drastically from when I was stationed in Hawaii from 1981-1984. Between the Kiwi and the Aussie sailors, I couldn't decide which ones were worse. They'd drink too much, puke all over hell, harass all the women, want to buy maternity underwear to 'fly on the sub's periscope', and my favorite do stripteases on tables then stuff cocktail napkins in their arse and light them on fire. And the shiat they'd drink: green creme de menthe and orange juice, scotch and grapefruit juice; and Kahlua and tomato juice.


Every time I see one of those credit card commercials with the barbarians I think of the Aussies. Totally uncivilized, and good for only one thing; fighting wars. So they had that going for them...
 
2012-07-08 02:30:44 PM
Wahhhhh. You want secure naval passageways and a way to preserve the balance of power versus the emerging Chinese threat to your north? It's done with a few nuclear-powered carrier battle groups, pal. Besides, what are you gonna do about it?
 
2012-07-08 03:16:25 PM

dryknife: Hooters and a place called Bikini Cantina?

More likely:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x358]


Sounds like a cult to me
 
2012-07-08 03:31:36 PM

Trance750: Why does the US make such a stink if another country has nuclear weapons, but we should be allowed to keep and maintain our own?


Because we're very responsible with ours but worry other countries will go setting them off somewhere?
 
2012-07-08 03:44:21 PM

Satanic_Hamster: limboslam: The Kiwis have the single greatest navy on the planet.

[i486.photobucket.com image 335x504]
[i486.photobucket.com image 500x375]
Admiral Bender says so.

Yeah, but they only have like six non-coastal defense ships. Though, I do like the look of the coastal ones:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 640x418]


Inland defense ships, then?

Protect the Wairoa from pirates?
 
2012-07-08 03:45:26 PM

edmo: Trance750: Why does the US make such a stink if another country has nuclear weapons, but we should be allowed to keep and maintain our own?

Because we're very responsible with ours but worry other countries will go setting them off somewhere?


sure you are.. you only misplaced dozens of nukes
 
2012-07-08 04:03:09 PM

sporkme: DeWoody


He's hugging the dark-hair because the blonde is boring. But! Lay off the highlights, you brunette! We like the hair dark. It contrasts well with your ghostly pallor.
 
2012-07-08 04:04:22 PM

Marine1: Wahhhhh. You want secure naval passageways and a way to preserve the balance of power versus the emerging Chinese threat to your north? It's done with a few nuclear-powered carrier battle groups, pal. Besides, what are you gonna do about it?


They already did it decades ago: Ban nuclear wessels in their vaters.

/chekov
 
2012-07-08 04:32:08 PM

HoneyDog: Between the Kiwi and the Aussie sailors, I couldn't decide which ones were worse.


An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the Australian Character:
An Australian fellow asks his girl friend to fight, but she says she doesn't want to because she isn't feeling well.
"Whatta ya mean, not feeling well?" he says.
"You know," she says, "I've got my time of the month."
"Whatta ya mean, time of the month?" he says.
"You know," she says, "I've got my period."
"Whatta ya mean, period?" he says.
"You know," she says, "I'm bleeding down here." And she opens up her pants to show him.
"Jesus," he says, "no wonder you're bleeding! They've gone and cut your cock off!"

-P.J. O'Rourke
 
2012-07-08 04:44:34 PM

ISO15693: Inland defense ships, then?

Protect the Wairoa from pirates?


Deep sea ships.
 
2012-07-08 04:50:47 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: HoneyDog: Between the Kiwi and the Aussie sailors, I couldn't decide which ones were worse.

An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the Australian Character:
An Australian fellow asks his girl friend to fight, but she says she doesn't want to because she isn't feeling well.
"Whatta ya mean, not feeling well?" he says.
"You know," she says, "I've got my time of the month."
"Whatta ya mean, time of the month?" he says.
"You know," she says, "I've got my period."
"Whatta ya mean, period?" he says.
"You know," she says, "I'm bleeding down here." And she opens up her pants to show him.
"Jesus," he says, "no wonder you're bleeding! They've gone and cut your cock off!"

-P.J. O'Rourke


That isnt even how Aussies talk.. doesnt surprise me though, O'rourke is American
Americans assume everyone talks like Americans
 
2012-07-08 05:19:30 PM

ontariolightning: That isnt even how Aussies talk.. doesnt surprise me though, O'rourke is American
Americans assume everyone talks like Americans


Okay, YOU tell the joke then. Using periods. Like a Canadian might.
 
2012-07-08 05:26:22 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: ontariolightning: That isnt even how Aussies talk.. doesnt surprise me though, O'rourke is American
Americans assume everyone talks like Americans

Okay, YOU tell the joke then. Using periods. Like a Canadian might.


Aussies have their own dialect. Try watching an Australian tv show. You won't understand what they are talking about. Canada is closer to the US but we still have our own way of talking.

I don't tell period jokes. I'm not a jackass
 
2012-07-08 05:53:29 PM

Trance750: rka: Trance750: DRTFA, but here's what I don't understand and maybe somebody can explain this. Why does the US make such a stink if another country has nuclear weapons, but we should be allowed to keep and maintain our own?

Am I the only one who sees the hypocrisy here?

Oh no, not hypocrisy. That's like, the worst thing ever!

Do you think that it's just the US that is trying to stop nuclear proliferation?

Name me one western country that thinks its a grand old idea that Iran or NK have nukes. You just hear that the US is against it the most because no one gives a fark what Canada's opinion is on the matter.

No, I just think it's hypocritical to tell Nation A 'You can't have weapons, but we can, to make sure you bow down, lick our ass, and tell us how great it taste'


Well, now we know Barack Obama's handle on Fark.
 
2012-07-08 06:01:33 PM

ontariolightning: I don't tell period jokes. I'm not a jackass


You must play one on TV, then. Oh and BTW, O'Rourke is Irish. They talk funny too.

/dolt
 
2012-07-08 06:04:52 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: ontariolightning: I don't tell period jokes. I'm not a jackass

You must play one on TV, then. Oh and BTW, O'Rourke is Irish. They talk funny too.

/dolt


he was born in Toledo Ohio
I don't care where his family is from, hes American
 
2012-07-08 06:29:51 PM

ontariolightning: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: ontariolightning: I don't tell period jokes. I'm not a jackass

You must play one on TV, then. Oh and BTW, O'Rourke is Irish. They talk funny too.

/dolt

he was born in Toledo Ohio
I don't care where his family is from, hes American


You're from Ontario. How does this make you an expert on Americans and Australians?
 
2012-07-08 06:31:56 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Oh and BTW, O'Rourke is Irish.


Everyone named O'Rourke was born in Ireland? Really? Thanks! I did not know that!

/ You dumbass
 
2012-07-08 06:40:39 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: ontariolightning: I don't tell period jokes. I'm not a jackass

You must play one on TV, then. Oh and BTW, O'Rourke is Irish. They talk funny too.

/dolt


And no Irish were sent to New South Wales by His most gracious Majesty King George. Never.
 
2012-07-08 06:41:49 PM

semiotix: ExperianScaresCthulhu: the lack of tits is disturbing. might be a dude.

It's surprisingly difficult to find a good stripper picture from a GIS for "stripper" that won't get me banned. So that's from "exotic dancer." Perhaps you're right and he's a very exotic dancer.

My point being, I'm not at a place in my life where I can afford to be fussy about strippers.


Well, this should certainly be safe for Fark:
www.ecdysiaststudio.com

/Paging Grables'Daughter
 
2012-07-08 06:43:11 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: ontariolightning: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: ontariolightning: I don't tell period jokes. I'm not a jackass

You must play one on TV, then. Oh and BTW, O'Rourke is Irish. They talk funny too.

/dolt

he was born in Toledo Ohio
I don't care where his family is from, hes American

You're from Ontario. How does this make you an expert on Americans and Australians?


Australians are my commonwealth breatheren. I've learned a lot about them and have worked with Australians. I also know a lot about Americans and have worked with Americans.
 
2012-07-08 06:59:11 PM

ontariolightning: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: ontariolightning: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: ontariolightning: I don't tell period jokes. I'm not a jackass

You must play one on TV, then. Oh and BTW, O'Rourke is Irish. They talk funny too.

/dolt

he was born in Toledo Ohio
I don't care where his family is from, hes American

You're from Ontario. How does this make you an expert on Americans and Australians?

Australians are my commonwealth breatheren. I've learned a lot about them and have worked with Australians. I also know a lot about Americans and have worked with Americans.


Well, good on you, mate. None of this has to do with the fact that you biatched at me about a humor piece that I cut & pasted verbatim, and implied that all Americans are insular and born with a tin ear.

Mr. O'Rourke on Canadians:

Hard to tell a Canadian from an extremely boring regular white person unless he's dressed to go outdoors. Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. It is thought to resemble a sort of arctic Nebraska. It's reported that Canadians keep pet French people. If true, this is their only interesting trait. At any rate, they are apparently able to train Frenchmen to play hockey, which is more than any European has ever been able to do.

Good Points:
Still have plenty of Indians to abuse.

Proper Forms of Address:
Bud, mac, mister, hey you.

Some Examples of Canadian Repartee:
Two Canadians are talking in a bar. One Canadian says, "Who was that lady I saw you with last
night?"
"That was my wife." replies the other.

A lady is shopping in a Toronto drugstore and accidentally leaves the bottle of aspirins that she
bought on the counter. She gets on a bus and the minute the bus has pulled away from the curb
remembers leaving her purchase behind. "My aspirins! My aspirins!" she yells.
And the bus driver says, "Maybe you left them in the drugstore."

A little Canadian boy named Johnny farkerfaster is screwing a little girl under the porch of his
house. His mother comes out the door and yells for him, "Johnny! Johnny farkerfaster!"
"I'll be there in a minute," he says.
 
2012-07-08 07:36:26 PM
The apostrophe police grasp the back of your undershorts and tug upwards sharply, causing a wedge of fabric to become lodged between your buttocks.
 
2012-07-08 07:53:13 PM
Why don't you post actual funny jokes from the man UnauthorizedFinger
 
2012-07-08 08:05:55 PM

ontariolightning: Why don't you post actual funny jokes from the man UnauthorizedFinger


Why don't you use punctuation? Absent that day in school, hmm?
 
2012-07-08 08:16:09 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: ontariolightning: Why don't you post actual funny jokes from the man UnauthorizedFinger

Why don't you use punctuation? Absent that day in school, hmm?


Its the internet
Not being graded or on the clock
 
2012-07-08 08:39:12 PM
Grammar Nazi on:

Okay Kiwis, I understand that you spell harbor with a u, but we're talking about the proper name for place here. Please spell it Pearl Harbor. Thank you.

/grammar Nazi off.
 
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