Looks like Naomi(pnsfw) to me.

Noah_Tall: She is pretty damn hot. But where are the pictures of the ridiculously attractive London boy that the headline references.

meanmutton: John Nash: I swear, I have to do everything around here

NSFW

Gentleman and a scholar...

Cheers, my good man.

uE: John Nash: I swear, I have to do everything around here
NSFW

You are a true gentleman my dear sir (tip o' the hat)

And to you as well, sir.

If she doesn't succeed in TV or movies, then she could do VERY well as a private tutor, specializing in divorced or single men who have kids. The kids would get extra help with math or whatever, and dear old dad could be taught to relax after strenuous workouts........

Whatever.

Grable's Daughter looks better and takes more pics. I'd be willing to bet she's got a teacher outfit, too.

She wasn't banging a student, what more do they want?

I'd hit that so hard, it would extinguish all life on earth. Fist of an angry god? No, more like total and complete body slam takedown by an angry god. With lots of wriggling and groping ...

/I'll be in my bunk

Anyone else notice that that the pictures were all tagged with advertisements and buttons to buy the outfit contained within? They even autoplay a video if you click on the round one. I understand the Daily Fail has often used stary-as-blatant-advertising, but story-as-direct-marketing is new to me.

I don't want to know which boy subby finds ridiculously attractive. You just keep that stuff to yourself, pedo.

Oh, and I was referring to subby, not you Dow.

She looks really hot in the one on those snot-covered steps.

rickythepenguin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x474]

she's got nice features but she needs to get rid of those hedgehogs above her eyes.

No she does not.

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The One True TheDavid: Mighty Puzz:

Is this how Europe shows us prudish Americans how progressive they are?

You think Ireland is progressive? Even the liberated northeastern counties are still full of religious nutters, kinda like West Virginia.

Heeeeeeyyyyyyy.....

theorellior: I tell you what, folks, I'll protect you all from being horrified by those eyebrows and will take one for the team. How's about that for being a nice, friendly neighborly Farker?

eyebrows?? I guess I haven't reached that high yet.

rickythepenguin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x474]

she's got nice features but she needs to get rid of those hedgehogs above her eyes.

They're fine. Jennifer Connelly has them and she is farking gorgeous.



mrlewish: She would be sorta average looking here in the U.S. over in England she's beautiful.

Eh, I'd say she is a fair bit more than average. She doesn't look great from every angle, but she has a couple truly beautiful ones.


instantwin: I guess you find Kate Upton or Pamela Anderson more attractive than her.

In what universe are Kate Upton and Pamela Anderson anything alike??
Kate Upton is young and gorgeous with beautiful, big natural breasts, and yes, she IS more attractive than this girl.
Pamela Anderson is a worn-out-looking middle-ager with WAY too much plastic surgery and preposterous beach balls for tits. This teacher beats her by a mile or ten.

arte1953: If she doesn't succeed in TV or movies, then she could do VERY well as a private tutor, specializing in divorced or single men who have kids. The kids would get extra help with math or whatever, and dear old dad could be taught to relax after strenuous workouts........

I saw that movie...

Bushy eyebrows portends a deep thicket that resembles buckwheat in a headlock.

Eyebrows or not I would do filthy things to this woman. Things that would only be called sex because there is no other adequate description. farked up things that she would never speak about. And the whole time I would have my left thumb shoved so far up her ass I could tell what she had for lunch.

Gumaraid: Bushy eyebrows portends a deep thicket that resembles buckwheat in a headlock.

I have no problem with this.

What an amazing group you are!! You morons take a very sexy woman and decide that her eyebrows are too much. It is this attitude that leaves you alone in your mother's basement.

chuckufarlie: What an amazing group you are!! You morons take a very sexy woman and decide that her eyebrows are too much. It is this attitude that leaves you alone in your mother's basement.

This. It's practically comical. It's the sort of thing I can imagine George or Jerry from Seinfeld complaining about.

instantwin: mrlewish: She would be sorta average looking here in the U.S. over in England she's beautiful.

I guess you find Kate Upton or Pamela Anderson more attractive than her.

/To each his own
//It's awesome that taste is the one thing nobody will argue about
///[ILB]

Oh, I'd say she's right on par with Kate Upton.
Imagine seeing her ON Kate Upton?

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: chuckufarlie: What an amazing group you are!! You morons take a very sexy woman and decide that her eyebrows are too much. It is this attitude that leaves you alone in your mother's basement.

Shh, more for us, chuck.

not to worry, the little boys complaining about her have never been with a woman and never will be.

chuckufarlie: What an amazing group you are!! You morons take a very sexy woman and decide that her eyebrows are too much. It is this attitude that leaves you alone in your mother's basement.

where others, instead, talk about wanting to rape the woman! Much better attitude they have, I agree.

IamAwake: where others, instead, talk about wanting to rape the woman!

Uh.. who did that?

Somacandra: [i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]

Hmm, I'll have to come back later. Yes, I'm at work on a Sunday, I have no life.

Zebby: Please, there's nothing wrong with her eyebrows. I hardly doubt that they could, in any way, cause her to be mistaken for a man. Why would a guy be fixated on her eyebrows anyway? ;)

Yeah, I know. Only on Fark. Pics of a stunningly gorgeous woman are provided and they biatch about her eyebrows. This place is a trip.

I'm tired, so I'm going to outsource my shaming process to the Harlem Globetrotters now:




Bubblegum Tate: "Sweet Clyde! Laugh derisively at the people who are complaining about her eyebrows!"

Sweet Clyde: "Ha ha! Ha ha! AH ha ha ha!"

IamAwake: chuckufarlie: What an amazing group you are!! You morons take a very sexy woman and decide that her eyebrows are too much. It is this attitude that leaves you alone in your mother's basement.

where others, instead, talk about wanting to rape the woman! Much better attitude they have, I agree.

nobody that I see mentioned rape. SEX - yes but i am sure that they all believe she would be willing.

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: chuckufarlie: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: chuckufarlie: What an amazing group you are!! You morons take a very sexy woman and decide that her eyebrows are too much. It is this attitude that leaves you alone in your mother's basement.

Shh, more for us, chuck.

not to worry, the little boys complaining about her have never been with a woman and never will be.

Like Eddie Izzard said, they're looking for the perfect woman, made of breasts.

you give them too much credit. They are the ones who just giggle and point.

Mael99: Imagine seeing her ON Kate Upton?

That sound you heard? Every single Farker heading bunkward.

I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

I'd join her for a sex education class. Please educate me thoroughly!

Who hires someone who looks like that to work at an all-boys school?

That's like putting Michael J. Fox in charge of your fine china.