hillary: Aw geez. OK, mods have strangely greenlit another linguistic monstrosity of a headline in yet another disturbing and successful attempt to hurt my brain.
lack of warmth: Fought to get her back after she 'accidently' bit off his hand. What? I would've wanted her back too, as a pair of boots.
hillary: leave behind in their will money
hillary: Oh. OK. So when I die, most people will also offer to their families the option of receiving money or a family heirloom in lieu of behind.
Rush Mountmore: Salt water crocs are among the meanest things living in the ocean. Pretty sure they eat some sharks.
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