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(Diva Asia)   Would you date a woman who is rich and successful but is addicted to mahjong?   (divaasia.com) divider line 100
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2012-07-08 02:12:14 AM
Is the woman in question definitely Chinese?

And FOB?
 
2012-07-08 02:29:32 AM
If mahjong is a euphemism for oral sex, then yes.
 
2012-07-08 02:58:42 AM
Would i date an 80 year old chinese woman? No.
 
2012-07-08 03:05:12 AM
Why do people call the Solitary matching computer game mahjong?

Mahjong is a social game for four players. I hate the matching game, but love the group game.
It's great fun for a group of players that know the game and rules are pretty simple. Like Gin Rummy, but it needs four to play well.
 
2012-07-08 03:25:23 AM
Nope. I'd MARRY her.
 
2012-07-08 03:32:11 AM
For some reason Mahjong is very popular among the Country Club set of women in Charleston, SC and Savanna, GA. It's like a poker night for the tea sandwich and Rum Punch women.

There's even modified rules for the four player game the "Charleston Shuffle".
 
2012-07-08 03:36:43 AM

optikeye: Why do people call the Solitary matching computer game mahjong?

Mahjong is a social game for four players. I hate the matching game, but love the group game.
It's great fun for a group of players that know the game and rules are pretty simple. Like Gin Rummy, but it needs four to play well.


I play shisen-sho, the 2d version, and like it.
 
2012-07-08 03:51:03 AM

optikeye: For some reason Mahjong is very popular among the Country Club set of women in Charleston, SC and Savanna, GA. It's like a poker night for the tea sandwich and Rum Punch women.

There's even modified rules for the four player game the "Charleston Shuffle".


My grandparents had a set. Apparently it was actually popular in America in the 50's. The Japanese old people like it well enough. Good gambling game.

I have a set, but the rules were all in Chinese and you need four people to play anyway. And American computers only have that stupid tile matching game under the title majong, so I can't learn that way either.
 
2012-07-08 03:56:27 AM
Does she win?
 
2012-07-08 04:02:26 AM

doglover: I have a set, but the rules were all in Chinese and you need four people to play anyway. And American computers only have that stupid tile matching game under the title majong, so I can't learn that way either.


The rules are online on some sites. Along with Hoyal's games book. It's pretty easy..collect sets of 2, 3 or 4 from the initial draw..draw a tile from the 'wall' and discard a unwanted tile and the discard goes to the next person to your left (where ever) for a choice to take if they can make set...the object being to clean your pile of tiles into 'sets' and 'go out'.

Kinda like Gin Rummy.
 
2012-07-08 04:11:15 AM

optikeye: doglover: I have a set, but the rules were all in Chinese and you need four people to play anyway. And American computers only have that stupid tile matching game under the title majong, so I can't learn that way either.

The rules are online on some sites. Along with Hoyal's games book. It's pretty easy..collect sets of 2, 3 or 4 from the initial draw..draw a tile from the 'wall' and discard a unwanted tile and the discard goes to the next person to your left (where ever) for a choice to take if they can make set...the object being to clean your pile of tiles into 'sets' and 'go out'.

Kinda like Gin Rummy.


Yeah, but I want to play.

Things I don't have:

1. Three other people who want to know how to play Majong
2. Enough dead brain cells to try and learn at a gambling parlor.
 
2012-07-08 04:14:04 AM

optikeye: doglover: I have a set, but the rules were all in Chinese and you need four people to play anyway. And American computers only have that stupid tile matching game under the title majong, so I can't learn that way either.

The rules are online on some sites. Along with Hoyal's games book. It's pretty easy..collect sets of 2, 3 or 4 from the initial draw..draw a tile from the 'wall' and discard a unwanted tile and the discard goes to the next person to your left (where ever) for a choice to take if they can make set...the object being to clean your pile of tiles into 'sets' and 'go out'.

Kinda like Gin Rummy Lummy.


FTFY

/yes, I am going to hell, why do you ask?
 
2012-07-08 04:19:08 AM

doglover: Yeah, but I want to play.


Same problem here; we could only play with the SO's Chinese friends quite a while ago.

The betting system is dang complicated. And I've only found one Ipad game (fourwinds) that does a pretty crappy version of the traditional game.
 
2012-07-08 08:15:24 AM
So she'll pay for my things and leave me alone for long periods of time? I don't see the issue here.
 
2012-07-08 08:17:40 AM
home.arcor.de
 
2012-07-08 08:18:18 AM
chinese woman wants a chinese men. not you, yellow round eye. you go home.
 
2012-07-08 08:19:17 AM
cdn1.spong.com
 
2012-07-08 08:20:17 AM
So you either fall into the Yosemite Sam, show up with flowers and candy, or Bugs Bunny, will fight to protect her, which are you? Oh wait, I didn't notice the rabbit stew cooking on the stove, waiting for Sam to show.

/just a metaphor, I am not a kid
//I am kidding around tho'
 
2012-07-08 08:22:13 AM
...only if she could suck a golf ball through thirty feet of garden hose... and , can she make a good sandwich?
 
2012-07-08 08:23:31 AM
If she'll swing by the pub when she's done and pick me up on the way home.
 
2012-07-08 08:23:47 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: [cdn1.spong.com image 341x480]


biatch, don't steal my tiles.
 
2012-07-08 08:26:18 AM
i.animecrazy.net
 
2012-07-08 08:29:43 AM
With the one child policy resulting in the fact that men significantly outnumber women in China, I would think there would be a lot of men willing to put up with a lot more than that in the women there.
 
2012-07-08 08:30:12 AM

King Something: [i.animecrazy.net image 600x525]


I honestly came for this reference.
Leaving satisfied.

/Need to finish Season 1, New anime is out and I am behind!
 
2012-07-08 08:30:31 AM

optikeye: Why do people call the Solitary matching computer game mahjong?

Mahjong is a social game for four players. I hate the matching game, but love the group game.
It's great fun for a group of players that know the game and rules are pretty simple. Like Gin Rummy, but it needs four to play well.


How very dare people have a word with two different meanings. Before you know it cats will be sleeping with dogs.
 
2012-07-08 08:31:11 AM
"they play mahjong in their spare time to let off steam..."

I must be doing it wrong
 
2012-07-08 08:33:44 AM
Yes I would, but I have an elderly Asian fetish.
 
2012-07-08 08:33:57 AM

thisispete: With the one child policy resulting in the fact that men significantly outnumber women in China, I would think there would be a lot of men willing to put up with a lot more than that in the women there.


Why is there never ever a social policy that results in more women?

/curse you social policymakers...
 
2012-07-08 08:35:18 AM
I like my women how I like my housing, devalued and unwanted.
 
2012-07-08 08:37:25 AM
The more time they spend playing mahjong the more time I can play video games in a private gaming room funded by their large amounts of money so I don't see a problem.
 
2012-07-08 08:40:29 AM

shizbgby_v2: King Something: [i.animecrazy.net image 600x525]

I honestly came for this reference.
Leaving satisfied.

/Need to finish Season 1, New anime is out and I am behind!


I'll bet you did.

/Nodoka isn't wearing any....
 
2012-07-08 08:40:51 AM

Jon iz teh kewl:


Was I the only one to look for matches?

(Far right tile, match on the 2nd level right-side)
 
2012-07-08 08:42:43 AM

Anenu: The more time they spend playing mahjong the more time I can play video games in a private gaming room funded by their large amounts of money so I don't see a problem.


Yeah I was about to say that what they're doing is no different that people that sit holed up all day playing video games.

I have nothing against it really but it's not something I would do personally.
 
2012-07-08 08:44:30 AM

dready zim: Why is there never ever a social policy that results in more women?


Because, according to various women, other women are catty and so they would resist any social policies that increase the number of women and thus the cattiness.
 
2012-07-08 08:45:53 AM
It depends. Do I get to play?

Also, can I have a nice garage setup with a lift and stuff?
 
2012-07-08 08:51:56 AM

dready zim: thisispete: With the one child policy resulting in the fact that men significantly outnumber women in China, I would think there would be a lot of men willing to put up with a lot more than that in the women there.

Why is there never ever a social policy that results in more women?

/curse you social policymakers...


War
 
2012-07-08 08:52:22 AM

dready zim: thisispete: With the one child policy resulting in the fact that men significantly outnumber women in China, I would think there would be a lot of men willing to put up with a lot more than that in the women there.

Why is there never ever a social policy that results in more women?

/curse you social policymakers...


Because you do not decrease population by having an excess females.

Now if for some reason a civilization finds that it will need to increase its population lets say after a doomsday machine then a ratio of 10:1 would be optimal according to a leading doctor in the field. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
 
2012-07-08 08:53:43 AM
I don't see a problem with her addiction to mah junk.
 
2012-07-08 08:54:52 AM
Here is the real problem for these women: Their spouses basically have to be both Chinese and richer than they are or else there will be significant social ramifications.
 
2012-07-08 09:02:08 AM
The offer isn't any good unless you can find a pair.
 
2012-07-08 09:17:34 AM

King Something: [i.animecrazy.net image 600x525]


Saki on Fark? Who woul-

Ah, it's you, King Something. Carry on, then.
 
2012-07-08 09:17:58 AM
Hell yea I would.

I can bend her over the table without her missing a turn!
 
2012-07-08 09:24:34 AM
uh..... yeah!!!! lh5.ggpht.com
 
2012-07-08 09:25:23 AM
Every girl I meet eventually becomes addicted to mah dong so I don't see a problem here.

I'm assuming this joke has been done a thousand times before I posted.
 
2012-07-08 09:28:28 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-08 09:29:31 AM
Hey, what about a nice American husband?
 
2012-07-08 09:29:47 AM

AirborneBuckeye: uh..... yeah!!!!


That picture is Japanese, dude.
 
2012-07-08 09:30:36 AM
So, she's a wealthy, lonely, under-appreciated Chinese woman who would fund my video game addiction, leave me alone for long periods of time while she plays mahjong, and probably be grateful to be banged silly.

No, that sounds horrible.

In all seriousness, though, I'm much happier to have some actual intimacy and friendship between the wife and myself. But if I were single and looking for a relationship of convenience...
 
2012-07-08 09:33:48 AM
The number one thing my wife told me about her older Chinese Aunties is never play mahjong with them for money. They will beat you so bad, you will owe her your car.
 
2012-07-08 09:42:11 AM

gulley: AirborneBuckeye: uh..... yeah!!!!

That picture is Japanese, dude.


Racist!!!! lol
 
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