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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)   A woman walks into Chuck E. Cheese. Does she bring A) a child B) some tokens or C) a knife and brick to attack her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. No word on how many prize tickets she got for her arrest   (post-gazette.com) divider line 21
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2012-07-07 10:22:38 PM  
9 votes:
Like no one's every played Whack-a-Ho at Chuck E. Cheese.
2012-07-08 01:23:27 AM  
3 votes:

studebaker hoch: I guess eating people you fight is back in fashion after being declasse for 25,000 years?


How else are you to gain their power?
2012-07-08 01:03:45 AM  
3 votes:
Man, it feels like there are a lot of "People going whacko" stories lately...

"Do you read Sutter Cane?!"
2012-07-07 10:32:01 PM  
3 votes:
Another woman who tried to intervene in the fight was bitten in the chest. Her wound was cleaned at the scene.

¿qué?
2012-07-08 12:18:37 PM  
1 votes:

vodka: Chuck E. Cheese was awesome in the early 80's when it was basically just a big arcade for older kids (they may have had food or something, who knows). Nowadays it's a playground and hangout for the Walmart crowd.


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2012-07-08 10:16:12 AM  
1 votes:
I found this in another post from years ago, and cannot take credit for it, but think it's hilarious (if it happened)


When I was a teenager I worked at a low-rent version of Chuck E Cheese's, known as "Showbiz." You know, the one with that farking singing redneck Billy Bob. While there are many traumas to tell, dressing as Billy Bob was the worst.

Everyone had to do it, on rotation. When your number was up you were to abandon your post and shuffle to the changing room, doing your best 'dead man walking' impression. Once laden with the fat suit but before asphyxiating from the stale farts and extreme heat, you had to run out there and wave to a sea of demon spawn and their vapid suburban moms. More often than not, the kids would kick you in the groin area of the costume, which was protected by xtra tubing. I always wondered, "Was this an add-on after someone learned the hard way, or was some designer cynical and realistic enough to realize that, yup, kids are gonna kick a seven feet tall grizzly bear character in the jimmy?"

But revenge was mine. The day had started with the mechanized Billy Bob playing "Drive My Car" for the 15,987th time, and I began using the dough machine even though I was clearly underage. I was tired and still chewed up from the previous day's brutal shift. It was not the prime day to lose on the Billy Bob wheel of fortune. But I did, and when that first kid tried to shove me to the ground, I slapped him so hard that all of his friends started to cry. Child abuse? You bet. And it was full of win.

You can imagine the biatchfest that ensued, but in the end the manager (who was also dealing coke from the restaurant) bought me a pitcher of beer. Laughs were had, and I was a legend for the next few months. Also, this was in 1990. Were it to happen today, I imagine that the mother(s) would have sued the hell out of the company. As it stands, some kid out there is now a man - permanently scarred by an overgrown, artificially smiling man-bear that whopped the piss out him.

And that is how I gave back to the community.
2012-07-08 07:48:12 AM  
1 votes:
kentucky fried cheeses. we do cheeses right!!
2012-07-08 06:03:12 AM  
1 votes:
Chuck E Cheese: The Florida of restaurants.
2012-07-08 02:29:09 AM  
1 votes:

studebaker hoch: I guess eating people you fight is back in fashion after being declasse for 25,000 years?


YOLO!
2012-07-08 02:26:31 AM  
1 votes:
My favorite Chuck E. Cheese story is still from a friend who worked there; he heated a bunch of tokens in the pizza oven before piling them at the edge of the service counter. Every time, someone would try to slyly scoop the tokens into their pocket. only to scream and do an involuntary breakdance as they got burned.
2012-07-08 01:46:42 AM  
1 votes:
Another woman who tried to intervene in the fight was bitten in the chest. Her wound was cleaned at the scene.



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2012-07-08 01:45:07 AM  
1 votes:
I blame changing the look of Chuck. The Stupid must be infectious.
2012-07-08 01:36:25 AM  
1 votes:
yeah honey that's going to make him want to get back with you. =/
2012-07-08 01:35:03 AM  
1 votes:

MAYORBOB: "Another woman who tried to intervene in the fight was bitten in the chest. Her wound was cleaned at the scene."

By one of the crackerjack servers, no doubt.


Hell I've waited tables and have been certified in first aid. At quite a few restaurants you can probably find a nursing major. Not saying that's the case here, but it should be fine.

I taped up my roommate's broken hand on the fourth, he hasn't been to the hospital yet. Taped up a broken toe on myself (that was a little... crunchy),used that instant clot stuff on my finger. It doesn't take a doctor for every time someone bleeds.

And yes, for a couple of those we were insured.
2012-07-08 01:27:57 AM  
1 votes:
This sounds...dark.
2012-07-08 01:26:31 AM  
1 votes:
Hell hath no fury...blah blah blah.
2012-07-08 01:15:18 AM  
1 votes:
Shaneshqua, is that you?
2012-07-08 01:13:57 AM  
1 votes:
i love a good fight story
2012-07-08 01:12:39 AM  
1 votes:
"Another woman who tried to intervene in the fight was bitten in the chest. Her wound was cleaned at the scene."

By one of the crackerjack servers, no doubt.
2012-07-07 11:39:33 PM  
1 votes:

simplicimus: Like no one's every played Whack-a-Ho at Chuck E. Cheese.


Beat me to it.
2012-07-07 10:46:20 PM  
1 votes:
Another woman who tried to intervene in the fight was bitten in the chest.




I love my hometown sometimes.
 
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