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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)   A woman walks into Chuck E. Cheese. Does she bring A) a child B) some tokens or C) a knife and brick to attack her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. No word on how many prize tickets she got for her arrest   (post-gazette.com) divider line 68
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2012-07-07 10:22:38 PM  
Like no one's every played Whack-a-Ho at Chuck E. Cheese.
 
2012-07-07 10:32:01 PM  
Another woman who tried to intervene in the fight was bitten in the chest. Her wound was cleaned at the scene.

¿qué?
 
2012-07-07 10:34:17 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-07-07 10:46:20 PM  
Another woman who tried to intervene in the fight was bitten in the chest.




I love my hometown sometimes.
 
2012-07-07 11:39:33 PM  

simplicimus: Like no one's every played Whack-a-Ho at Chuck E. Cheese.


Beat me to it.
 
2012-07-08 12:03:48 AM  
Waffle House, IHOP and Chuck E. Cheese....when the hostesses greets the patrons, they should hand out baseball bats and crash helmets to everyone and let them have at each other.
 
2012-07-08 01:03:45 AM  
Man, it feels like there are a lot of "People going whacko" stories lately...

"Do you read Sutter Cane?!"
 
2012-07-08 01:12:39 AM  
"Another woman who tried to intervene in the fight was bitten in the chest. Her wound was cleaned at the scene."

By one of the crackerjack servers, no doubt.
 
2012-07-08 01:13:57 AM  
i love a good fight story
 
2012-07-08 01:14:02 AM  
F Yeahhhh!!!! I'm so drunk...omg...omg...
 
2012-07-08 01:15:18 AM  
Shaneshqua, is that you?
 
2012-07-08 01:16:48 AM  
I guess eating people you fight is back in fashion after being declasse for 25,000 years?
 
2012-07-08 01:23:27 AM  

studebaker hoch: I guess eating people you fight is back in fashion after being declasse for 25,000 years?


How else are you to gain their power?
 
2012-07-08 01:24:13 AM  
She need to be an eternal victim of conjugal violence
 
2012-07-08 01:26:31 AM  
Hell hath no fury...blah blah blah.
 
2012-07-08 01:27:57 AM  
This sounds...dark.
 
2012-07-08 01:29:41 AM  
A brick???
 
2012-07-08 01:35:03 AM  

MAYORBOB: "Another woman who tried to intervene in the fight was bitten in the chest. Her wound was cleaned at the scene."

By one of the crackerjack servers, no doubt.


Hell I've waited tables and have been certified in first aid. At quite a few restaurants you can probably find a nursing major. Not saying that's the case here, but it should be fine.

I taped up my roommate's broken hand on the fourth, he hasn't been to the hospital yet. Taped up a broken toe on myself (that was a little... crunchy),used that instant clot stuff on my finger. It doesn't take a doctor for every time someone bleeds.

And yes, for a couple of those we were insured.
 
2012-07-08 01:36:25 AM  
yeah honey that's going to make him want to get back with you. =/
 
2012-07-08 01:45:07 AM  
I blame changing the look of Chuck. The Stupid must be infectious.
 
2012-07-08 01:46:42 AM  
Another woman who tried to intervene in the fight was bitten in the chest. Her wound was cleaned at the scene.



upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-08 01:50:16 AM  

EnderX: Another woman who tried to intervene in the fight was bitten in the chest. Her wound was cleaned at the scene.



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Will need rabies shots
 
2012-07-08 01:54:08 AM  
Yikes, the zombie plague traveled from Florida to Pennsylvania already?!
 
2012-07-08 02:02:48 AM  
Families attacking each other, chicks with bricks... I've never been to a Chuck E Cheese, but it sounds like they lace the pies with PCP. Do they serve beer?
 
2012-07-08 02:07:27 AM  

Ashtrey: Hell I've waited tables and have been certified in first aid. At quite a few restaurants you can probably find a nursing major. Not saying that's the case here, but it should be fine.

I taped up my roommate's broken hand on the fourth, he hasn't been to the hospital yet. Taped up a broken toe on myself (that was a little... crunchy),used that instant clot stuff on my finger. It doesn't take a doctor for every time someone bleeds.

And yes, for a couple of those we were insured.


It does take a doctor to prescribe antibiotics, though. I'm sure the cleaning job was fine, but human bites can be nasty. Hope the woman gets a follow-up with a health care professional. Assuming the bite actually broke the skin, anyway...
 
2012-07-08 02:24:05 AM  
True enough, if you have the time and money you probably should see a doctor.

But since I'm allergic to penicillin and had a few (4 or so) surgeries when I was between 12 and 15 I probably have an unwarranted aversion to hospitals.
 
2012-07-08 02:26:31 AM  
My favorite Chuck E. Cheese story is still from a friend who worked there; he heated a bunch of tokens in the pizza oven before piling them at the edge of the service counter. Every time, someone would try to slyly scoop the tokens into their pocket. only to scream and do an involuntary breakdance as they got burned.
 
2012-07-08 02:29:09 AM  

studebaker hoch: I guess eating people you fight is back in fashion after being declasse for 25,000 years?


YOLO!
 
2012-07-08 02:29:34 AM  
You know, come to think of it, I should probably call my surgeon and find out how many surgeries I had.

It wasn't even for anything life threatening, just an ear I still can't hear out of.
 
2012-07-08 02:35:25 AM  

Ashtrey: You know, come to think of it, I should probably call my surgeon and find out how many surgeries I had.

It wasn't even for anything life threatening, just an ear I still can't hear out of.


It's earwax. (The reason you can't hear)

/not a doctor
//had a cousin was losing her hearing in her 30s, went to some docs, they yanked out a big ol hunk of earwax
 
2012-07-08 02:36:18 AM  
I'd recommend a sword and a torch. Chuck E. Cheese is, after all, an R.O.U.S.
 
2012-07-08 02:37:03 AM  
Yep, I used to go to that Chuck E Cheese when I was in the 6-10 range. It was also the only place I can remember ever commiting theft.

(Well, no one bothered locking the token box for the skee-ball machine, what did you expect me to do?)
 
2012-07-08 02:40:21 AM  

Ashtrey: True enough, if you have the time and money you probably should see a doctor.

But since I'm allergic to penicillin and had a few (4 or so) surgeries when I was between 12 and 15 I probably have an unwarranted aversion to hospitals.


I have no idea how many surgeries my brother has had. (Definitely more than four.) He's not a huge fan of hospitals either, but when he sustained human bites on the job (working with people in a couple of group homes), he did go to the ER. They got him patched up, and put him on a course of antibiotics, I think. Probably broad-spectrum, probably not penicillin, but I never bothered to ask. Thankfully his job took care of the expenses, and I'm glad a trip to the ER was all he needed, rather than an overnight stay or three at the same hospital.
 
2012-07-08 02:42:00 AM  

Optimal_Illusion: I blame changing the look of Chuck. The Stupid must be infectious.


msnbcmedia.msn.com

Rock on!!!

/Or, in this case, brick
 
2012-07-08 02:46:16 AM  

Molavian: This sounds...dark.



images.zap2it.com

Bricker, please!
 
2012-07-08 02:48:12 AM  
Crazy in the head = crazy in the bed.
Anyone got her Facebook yet?

/just sayin'.
 
2012-07-08 04:00:31 AM  

illannoyin: Molavian: This sounds...dark.


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Bricker, please!


Ok, that's funny.

Rufus Lee King: Molavian: This sounds...dark.

"It was a dark and stormy night..."

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Chances are the fights involved Crystal, Tiffany and DeWayne; or perhaps ShaNeQua and D"Trent. W/out pics we'll just have to wonder.
 
2012-07-08 04:09:15 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Chances are the fights involved Crystal, Tiffany and DeWayne; or perhaps ShaNeQua and D"Trent. W/out pics we'll just have to wonder.


It could just as easily be Ricky, Jimmy, Micayla, and Amber.
 
2012-07-08 05:00:48 AM  
My hometown turned the old Chuck-E-Cheese into a Hooters. I thought that was pretty funny.
 
2012-07-08 05:14:09 AM  

sivazh: My hometown turned the old Chuck-E-Cheese into a Hooters. I thought that was pretty funny.


Everyone grew up!
 
2012-07-08 05:20:16 AM  

cheap_thoughts: sivazh: My hometown turned the old Chuck-E-Cheese into a Hooters. I thought that was pretty funny.

Everyone grew up!


Then expect it to be Ryan's, then an IHop in a few more years after.
 
2012-07-08 06:03:12 AM  
Chuck E Cheese: The Florida of restaurants.
 
2012-07-08 06:45:20 AM  
Is it me, or does Chuck E. Cheese kinda seem like the Florida of fast food franchises?
 
2012-07-08 06:46:04 AM  

browntimmy: Chuck E Cheese: The Florida of restaurants.


Heh, I didn't see this before I posted. *shakes fist*
 
2012-07-08 07:09:06 AM  

browntimmy: Chuck E Cheese: The Florida of restaurants.


It wasn't like that when it first opened. Good pizza and the latest video games. Ahhhh good times, good times. Jury is still out on the animatronics.
 
2012-07-08 07:44:45 AM  
is this a black thing?
 
2012-07-08 07:45:02 AM  
Chuck E. Cheese: Where a Kid Can Be Trained to Fight to the Death in a Post-Nuclear Apocalyptic Hellscape!
 
2012-07-08 07:48:12 AM  
kentucky fried cheeses. we do cheeses right!!
 
2012-07-08 08:00:36 AM  
Man alive, if I have children I am not bringing them to Chucky Cheese.
 
2012-07-08 08:09:03 AM  
Wonder if she'll be at the Pittsburgh Fark party
 
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