ms_lara_croft: Well, we all know the selenium in Head And Shoulders shampoo kills aliens.

I just watched that movie earlier today on local tv.

Selenium, titanium, aresnic... percentages look right.... it's a match!

Latigo Beach.

Well that ought to rectify things.

They knew the power of selenium years ago.

Hey guys I think there's a movie reference that I can make about this

kingoomieiii: Chariset: It also kills giant alien spiders.

ms_lara_croft: Well, we all know the selenium in Head And Shoulders shampoo kills aliens.

Got it in before me.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to see that movie. My family got an exclusive screening of that because we were the only ones to buy tickets.

The structure of this cancer cure is exactly like the kind of telemetry tracker NASA uses to identify dead pulsars in deep space.

Cold riveted girders, with cores of pure selenium.

Everyone getting this so far?

PirateKing: Cold riveted girders, with cores of pure selenium.
Everyone getting this so far?

Damn you for beating me to this.

Ira Kane: Well, as with any new vaccine, there were certain side effects...
Dr. Allison Reed: Could you be more specific?
Ira Kane: Well, it was a wide range of things, it's very technical, I'd hate to waste the court's time...
Dr. Allison Reed: Humor me.
Ira Kane: Some debilitating stomach cramps... severe diarrhea... memory loss.
Dr. Allison Reed: Go on. Any more symptoms?
Ira Kane: [Harry is looking mortified and shocked at the defense table] Partial facial paralysis, temporary blindness, drooling, bleeding gums, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable flatulence. I think that's it.
Dr. Allison Reed: One more question. Do you recall what the soldiers called this illness?
Ira Kane: Yeah, they called it "The Kane Madness."

Crazymuthafarker: They knew the power of selenium years ago.

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Wow, I thought for sure I'd be the first one in to make an "Evolution" reference.

InternetSecurityGuard: Well that ought to rectify things.

Dang.

Well that ought to rectify things.

Subtle, geeky, Direct, Current... I like it!

Well, that screeching Canadian harpy has already proven herself to be toxic to music lovers, why shouldn't she be able to kill cancer cells, too?

Descartes is having the last laugh, isn't he?

Since time, mass, and energy have been found to be interrelated, these sorts of stories are naturally to to be found on the increase.

All of it is hooey, though, until a serious researcher finds evidence that there's a changeable physical phenomenon outside our current understanding.

KerwoodDerby

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KerwoodDerby: Descartes is having the last laugh, isn't he?

Since time, mass, and energy have been found to be interrelated, these sorts of stories are naturally to to be found on the increase.

All of it is hooey, though, until a serious researcher finds evidence that there's a changeable physical phenomenon outside our current understanding.

I'll have what he's having!

Chariset: It also kills giant alien spiders.

Just gotta get the fire hose up its ass first.

concotelli: PirateKing: Cold riveted girders, with cores of pure selenium.
Everyone getting this so far?

Damn you for beating me to this.

You never studied.

Quantum Apostrophe: KerwoodDerby: Descartes is having the last laugh, isn't he?

Since time, mass, and energy have been found to be interrelated, these sorts of stories are naturally to to be found on the increase.

All of it is hooey, though, until a serious researcher finds evidence that there's a changeable physical phenomenon outside our current understanding.

I'll have what he's having!

Keystone Light?

Also causes you to grow a second head.

Came for Evolution. Leaving with ice cream. It's for my ass.

If we're running low, just send Speedy out to get more.
Remember to phrase your instructions carefully.

MoronLessOff: Came for Evolution.


p2o
/I'd beat those f*ckin' retards with the tree of life if i could

So can these things actually absorb frequencies which can penetrate tissues, or is this just another OMG IT KILLS CANCER _{in a dish only under certian very specialized conditions which are not very physiologically relevant at all participation may vary void where prohibited must be 18 to enter}

/cursing the darkness i guess...

So what? We know of lots of things that will kill cancer. Bleach for example. Problem is the "cure" would kill the patient as well.

chuggernaught: So what? We know of lots of things that will kill cancer. Bleach for example. Problem is the "cure" would kill the patient as well.

Don't forget fire.

Selenium can win the Wimbleton womens' singles too.

chuggernaught: So what? We know of lots of things that will kill cancer. Bleach for example. Problem is the "cure" would kill the patient as well.

Yeah, in high doses, Selenium is like arsenic

machoprogrammer: chuggernaught: So what? We know of lots of things that will kill cancer. Bleach for example. Problem is the "cure" would kill the patient as well.

Don't forget fire.

Also, Bullets.. Velociraptors.... men in microscopic submarines with lasers..

Hey im pretty good at this... M.D. PLEASE!!!

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This one kills kittens.

I find her disturbing.
Fantastic body, but the face of a small child. It creeps me out.
/heebie jeebies

El Dudereno: Chariset: It also kills giant alien spiders.

Just gotta get the fire hose up its ass first.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN,IRA!

/ca-caw!!
//tookey-tookey!