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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Little girl who took six bullets defending her mom in 2007 now making a full recovery   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 11
    More: Followup, Detroit Police, developmental disabilities, mom, Calvin Tillie  
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11224 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jul 2012 at 6:02 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-08 10:59:08 AM  
2 votes:
"Hey newbie! What are you in for?"
"mumblemumblemumble"
"Say what?"
"I got biatchslapped by a woman after shooting a six-year old girl six times."
"You don't say. Hey, why don't you follow me? I have some folks who would love to meet you..."
2012-07-07 06:17:55 PM  
2 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-07-07 06:14:56 PM  
2 votes:

ha-ha-guy: Peepeye: This story is awesome. It was surprisingly funny. Detroit cops might not agree. What a brave little girl.

Detroit not having any units to send is standard. By default if you live in Detroit you lie about hearing "shots fired" or "semi auto weaponry". It's the only way to get a unit sent since they often let the lesser stuff slide.


Kidnapping at gunpoint is "lesser stuff"??? F*ck, remind me to stay the hell out of Detroit.
2012-07-07 06:10:56 PM  
2 votes:

MAYORBOB: Detriot? Has the city fallen so low that now it can't even be spelled correctly by the media?

Alexis Goggins, you're a wonder and I hope you have a long and happy life free of gun toting thugs.


Better than it being spelled "Detritus".
2012-07-07 08:21:56 PM  
1 votes:
Alexis made Death her biatch!
2012-07-07 07:11:23 PM  
1 votes:
And here I am, suffering from a papercut.

/white people problems, I guess...
2012-07-07 06:57:59 PM  
1 votes:

Mega Steve: Walker: The police promptly sent over a unit to save the day...just kidding, they said that they couldn't help because they didn't have a unit to send.

Welcome to Detroit.

"HELP! I'm being held hostage!!!!"
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah, we really can't assist you with that"

But it was cold outside, and so warm in the local Dunkin Donuts.


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2012-07-07 06:37:07 PM  
1 votes:

Mega Steve: Walker: The police promptly sent over a unit to save the day...just kidding, they said that they couldn't help because they didn't have a unit to send.



That article read like it was written by a Fark submitter, the Robocop reference sealed the deal.

2012-07-07 06:32:08 PM  
1 votes:
allisondawnpr.com

ONLY six shots to the face ? GTFO noob.
2012-07-07 06:26:39 PM  
1 votes:
She has more street cred, and probably more talent, than Half-Dollar.
2012-07-07 06:06:45 PM  
1 votes:
Black people problems.
 
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