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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Little girl who took six bullets defending her mom in 2007 now making a full recovery   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 44
    More: Followup, Detroit Police, developmental disabilities, mom, Calvin Tillie  
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2012-07-07 04:13:07 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.google.com

"....yeah, I got nothing."
 
2012-07-07 04:22:53 PM  
This story is awesome. It was surprisingly funny. Detroit cops might not agree. What a brave little girl.
 
2012-07-07 06:06:45 PM  
Black people problems.
 
2012-07-07 06:07:12 PM  

Peepeye: This story is awesome. It was surprisingly funny. Detroit cops might not agree. What a brave little girl.


Detroit not having any units to send is standard. By default if you live in Detroit you lie about hearing "shots fired" or "semi auto weaponry". It's the only way to get a unit sent since they often let the lesser stuff slide.
 
2012-07-07 06:08:00 PM  
Wow, that kid has true courage.

A lot of folks could learn from her...
 
2012-07-07 06:08:11 PM  
Detriot? Has the city fallen so low that now it can't even be spelled correctly by the media?

Alexis Goggins, you're a wonder and I hope you have a long and happy life free of gun toting thugs.
 
2012-07-07 06:08:19 PM  
By the south side of Chicago standards, this is just another day.

/awesome little girl though.
 
2012-07-07 06:10:56 PM  

MAYORBOB: Detriot? Has the city fallen so low that now it can't even be spelled correctly by the media?

Alexis Goggins, you're a wonder and I hope you have a long and happy life free of gun toting thugs.


Better than it being spelled "Detritus".
 
2012-07-07 06:12:42 PM  
The police promptly sent over a unit to save the day...just kidding, they said that they couldn't help because they didn't have a unit to send.

Welcome to Detroit.

"HELP! I'm being held hostage!!!!"
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah, we really can't assist you with that"
 
2012-07-07 06:14:56 PM  

ha-ha-guy: Peepeye: This story is awesome. It was surprisingly funny. Detroit cops might not agree. What a brave little girl.

Detroit not having any units to send is standard. By default if you live in Detroit you lie about hearing "shots fired" or "semi auto weaponry". It's the only way to get a unit sent since they often let the lesser stuff slide.


Kidnapping at gunpoint is "lesser stuff"??? F*ck, remind me to stay the hell out of Detroit.
 
2012-07-07 06:15:12 PM  
She have a paypal account?
 
2012-07-07 06:15:20 PM  
I sincerely hope this article makes it into whatever prison that asshat resides. " dude, you got disarmed by a little girl? Catch this!". Justice, all I'm sayin'.
 
2012-07-07 06:15:37 PM  
The motto "to serve and protect" really needs to be changed to "to write tickets and maybe catch the guy that murdered you"
 
2012-07-07 06:17:55 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-07 06:19:08 PM  

Walker: The police promptly sent over a unit to save the day...just kidding, they said that they couldn't help because they didn't have a unit to send.

Welcome to Detroit.

"HELP! I'm being held hostage!!!!"
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah, we really can't assist you with that"


But it was cold outside, and so warm in the local Dunkin Donuts.
 
2012-07-07 06:19:21 PM  
Rap career ahoy!
 
2012-07-07 06:26:39 PM  
She has more street cred, and probably more talent, than Half-Dollar.
 
2012-07-07 06:29:30 PM  

oldtaku: Rap career ahoy!


MC Swizz Cheez?

I hope this girl has some success in life, she has already had a couple of bad breaks (stroke when she was little, etc).
 
2012-07-07 06:32:08 PM  
allisondawnpr.com

ONLY six shots to the face ? GTFO noob.
 
2012-07-07 06:37:07 PM  

Mega Steve: Walker: The police promptly sent over a unit to save the day...just kidding, they said that they couldn't help because they didn't have a unit to send.



That article read like it was written by a Fark submitter, the Robocop reference sealed the deal.

 
2012-07-07 06:37:30 PM  
Is it safe to say that one Calvin Tillie had done lost all his street cred?
 
2012-07-07 06:41:58 PM  
This is the sort of shiat you don't expect to happen in a real first world country. Much less have it be such a common occurrence that it doesn't result in massive riots as people demand some farking fairness and change. oh well.
 
2012-07-07 06:43:46 PM  

Peepeye: This story is awesome. It was surprisingly funny. Detroit cops might not agree. What a brave little girl.


I once let a woman and two kids get into my car while being chased down by the boyfriend with a f--king knife. Cops didn't show up an hour later. I was in a freaking Neon.

It was great.

Goddamn I love the city but sh-t like this.... sigh.

/also, you KICK ASS LITTLE GIRL
//if anyone can dig up a link to a honest-and-legit donation site she'll get something from me
 
2012-07-07 06:45:15 PM  

One Bad Apple: [allisondawnpr.com image 550x400]

ONLY six shots to the face ? GTFO noob.


Ok that was very well played. I laughed out loud.

But seriously this little girl is awesome. I hope she ends up leading an amazing life.
 
2012-07-07 06:55:42 PM  
The shooter should be left in solitary.
 
2012-07-07 06:57:59 PM  

Mega Steve: Walker: The police promptly sent over a unit to save the day...just kidding, they said that they couldn't help because they didn't have a unit to send.

Welcome to Detroit.

"HELP! I'm being held hostage!!!!"
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah, we really can't assist you with that"

But it was cold outside, and so warm in the local Dunkin Donuts.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-07 06:58:16 PM  

fusillade762: ha-ha-guy: Peepeye: This story is awesome. It was surprisingly funny. Detroit cops might not agree. What a brave little girl.

Detroit not having any units to send is standard. By default if you live in Detroit you lie about hearing "shots fired" or "semi auto weaponry". It's the only way to get a unit sent since they often let the lesser stuff slide.

Kidnapping at gunpoint is "lesser stuff"??? F*ck, remind me to stay the hell out of Detroit.


If it doesn't involve blood or white people, it's considered lesser stuff for the most part.
 
2012-07-07 07:04:27 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Peepeye: This story is awesome. It was surprisingly funny. Detroit cops might not agree. What a brave little girl.

I once let a woman and two kids get into my car while being chased down by the boyfriend with a f--king knife. Cops didn't show up an hour later. I was in a freaking Neon.

It was great.

Goddamn I love the city but sh-t like this.... sigh.

/also, you KICK ASS LITTLE GIRL
//if anyone can dig up a link to a honest-and-legit donation site she'll get something from me


Well that was nice of you. Crappy of the cops.

Unfortunately most cities are cutting their budgets, including the police force budgets, resulting in stories like yours and the little girls.
 
2012-07-07 07:11:23 PM  
And here I am, suffering from a papercut.

/white people problems, I guess...
 
2012-07-07 07:14:29 PM  
I apparently have a different definition of "full Recovery" then the article and subby. Going from two eyes to one eye /= full recovery.
 
2012-07-07 07:17:56 PM  
FTFA: This was also a kid that had already had a tough rode in life;
Fortunately, Alexis has many family, friends and people who have actually been around her and are not busy making asinine statements (like Marvin Bodley, a Detroit Public Schools employee who stayed by her beside for two days while she recovered)


Tough rode in life? Marvin Bodley made asinine comments but stayed by her beside?

Was this article written by one of her 12 year old friends?

Good for you young lady. May you live a good life from here on.
 
2012-07-07 07:20:26 PM  
This is the shiat that made Adam Jensen quit.
 
2012-07-07 07:55:08 PM  

One Bad Apple: [allisondawnpr.com image 550x400]

ONLY six shots to the face ? GTFO noob.


I laughed so loud, my wife wants to know what is funny..... but I can't tell her!
 
2012-07-07 08:06:21 PM  

fusillade762: F*ck, remind me to stay the hell out of Detroit.


You really need to be reminded of that?
 
2012-07-07 08:09:16 PM  

fusillade762: ha-ha-guy: Peepeye: This story is awesome. It was surprisingly funny. Detroit cops might not agree. What a brave little girl.

Detroit not having any units to send is standard. By default if you live in Detroit you lie about hearing "shots fired" or "semi auto weaponry". It's the only way to get a unit sent since they often let the lesser stuff slide.

Kidnapping at gunpoint is "lesser stuff"??? F*ck, remind me to stay the hell out of Detroit.


That's dispatcher-speak for "I don't believe you".
 
2012-07-07 08:20:55 PM  
Six times... in one sitting?
Link
 
2012-07-07 08:21:56 PM  
Alexis made Death her biatch!
 
2012-07-07 09:54:01 PM  

Peepeye: This story is awesome. It was surprisingly funny. Detroit cops might not agree. What a brave little girl.


There are cops in Detroit?
 
2012-07-08 12:26:12 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club:


OK, that's just funny.

In a twisted sense of humor sort of way.
 
2012-07-08 12:34:51 AM  

RoxtarRyan: And here I am, suffering from a papercut.

/white people problems, I guess...


Ow! Christ I hate those. I hope it wasn't in the flap of skin between the fingers...JESUS that is horrible. Oh, and way to go little girl, you're very brave etc.
 
2012-07-08 12:48:16 AM  
Good to see her getting the lead out ....
 
2012-07-08 01:11:00 AM  
How should this a'hole not get the chair?
 
2012-07-08 07:45:14 AM  
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

sincerely, little girl
 
2012-07-08 10:59:08 AM  
"Hey newbie! What are you in for?"
"mumblemumblemumble"
"Say what?"
"I got biatchslapped by a woman after shooting a six-year old girl six times."
"You don't say. Hey, why don't you follow me? I have some folks who would love to meet you..."
 
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