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(Aiken Standard)   Not news: Rob two gas stations. Slightly news: Flee in a distinctive vehicle. Fark: Smash though a barricade into a site that processes weapons-grade plutonium   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, weapons-grade plutonium, SRS, PT Cruiser, Department of Public Safety, South Carolina Gamecocks, Jackson Police Department, robbery  
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5603 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jul 2012 at 8:36 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-07 09:10:00 PM  
2 votes:">
2012-07-08 11:50:48 AM  
1 vote:

Worldwalker: An update with a little bit of further information on the idiots:

$50k damage to the gate?

It was a nice gate. It really tied the facility together.
2012-07-08 08:24:40 AM  
1 vote:

mike_d85: Well to be fair, their options for getaway paths were limited to nuclear sites and horse farms. I mean, how do you hide on a horse farm?

You stall for a bit (and try not to stirrup any mare trouble in the manetime) while you cobble together a plan to lose your tails.
2012-07-07 09:00:33 PM  
1 vote:
What weapons-grade plutonium processing center,subby?
2012-07-07 08:39:19 PM  
1 vote:

"The first robbery occurred at around 2:45 a.m. at the Kangaroo Express, located at 702 Silver Bluff Road. An hour later, a second armed robbery was reported at the Kangaroo Express at 3540 Richland Avenue West."

They will most likely be tried in a kangaroo court.

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