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(UFC)   Who backs up their trash talk tonight, Chael Sonnen or Anderson Silva? It's your UFC 148 discussion thread. First fight is on Facebook at 7:25pm EST, prelims live and free on FX at 8pm EST, main card begins at 10pm EST on PPV   (ufc.com) divider line 1268
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2012-07-07 11:43:23 PM  
Gotta pull for Forrest, if only because I don't want to see Tito's end zone celebration.
 
2012-07-07 11:43:29 PM  
Ortiz has nothing to lose, wouldn't want to touch him tonight
 
2012-07-07 11:43:45 PM  
Hey! Dane Cook is fighting Tito Ortiz!
 
2012-07-07 11:43:47 PM  

Poison Appleseeds: Bet he wishes he could keep that helmet on during the fight.


After his last couple losses, he would probably prefer body armor.
 
2012-07-07 11:43:48 PM  
i798.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-07 11:43:50 PM  
A friend who lives in San Diego posted a picture of him with Tito Ortiz. My friend actually has a bigger head than Tito, which I didn't think was possible. He picked up the nickname "melon" after posting the picture.
 
2012-07-07 11:44:33 PM  
Good job, Tito, you could have drifted away into obscurity but now this loss will be the icing on your career and oh? What's this? You decided to also crown your failure with a dollar store Transformer mask? Excellent...*steeples fingers*
 
2012-07-07 11:44:56 PM  

violentsalvation: [i798.photobucket.com image 561x800]


WTF?
 
2012-07-07 11:45:01 PM  

violentsalvation: I hate Tito. I don't know why he is still in the UFC. He brings a crowd? effing retire and sit by Chuck.


I'm pretty sure Chuck doesn't want Tito sitting next to him :-)
 
2012-07-07 11:45:06 PM  

trippdogg: One last UFC payday for Tito - after this it's either bar bouncer or porn film pizza guy.


Nah, he can live off his wife's gang bang money
 
2012-07-07 11:45:07 PM  

NorCalLos: Gotta pull for Forrest, if only because I don't want to see Tito's end zone celebration.


i want to see Tito spike the ball. He could have an awesome post fight speech
 
2012-07-07 11:45:11 PM  

trippdogg: One last UFC payday for Tito - after this it's either bar bouncer or porn film pizza guy.


While he watches his wife getting an airtight by 3 dudes each one with a 12 inch slong
 
2012-07-07 11:45:24 PM  
Ortiz at least loves to fight, even though he is a douche and makes excuses, I like him. Forrest Griffin is just there for a paycheck and doesn't give a fark about doing well or putting on a good show. fark Griffin. I used to love watching Griffin fight. He should've never fought Silva
 
2012-07-07 11:45:31 PM  
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
 
2012-07-07 11:45:48 PM  

robsul82: [pictures.xbox-scene.com image 512x384]

Hunter, you now have competition for dumbest PPV outfit ever.


ARRGH! I was poopin! What was it like?!?!?!

(the outfit, I mean, I know what the poopin was like. small pellets, for those keeping score at home
 
2012-07-07 11:45:56 PM  
I hope this fight ends with Griffin crying again.
 
2012-07-07 11:46:30 PM  
At least we won't ever have to hear him announced as "The People's Champ" again.
 
2012-07-07 11:46:47 PM  
C'mon, find his wife in the crowd.
 
2012-07-07 11:46:50 PM  

Earguy: Hey! Dane Cook is fighting Tito Ortiz!


I think in that fight, the crowd favorite would be the lighting to fall, and crush everyone in the ring.
 
2012-07-07 11:47:25 PM  
ESPN UK streams seemlessly to smartphones. I'm just sayin'.
 
2012-07-07 11:47:36 PM  
Forrest looks like he showed up for the check, and has now checked out. WTF?
 
2012-07-07 11:47:38 PM  

downpaymentblues: At least we won't ever have to hear him announced as "The People's Champ" again.


You kidding? When he goes to the announcers' table, we'll hear if five times a night or more.
 
2012-07-07 11:47:46 PM  
ANyone else just have the feed get wonky, and Griffin have black skull like eyes? It was awesome.

Anyone read his comedy book?
 
2012-07-07 11:47:48 PM  
My prediction - Forrest will wing wild punches and get bloodied up, but come out on top. Tito will collect a pay check for showing up.
 
2012-07-07 11:47:51 PM  
Takedown, Tito.
 
2012-07-07 11:48:06 PM  

Poison Appleseeds: trippdogg: One last UFC payday for Tito - after this it's either bar bouncer or porn film pizza guy.

Nah, he can live off his wife's gang bang money


Doubt she has any left. Oxy, booze and meth isn't cheap.
 
2012-07-07 11:48:44 PM  
RUN FORREST, RUN!!
 
2012-07-07 11:49:31 PM  
Who pockets the money if there isn't a submission of the night?
 
2012-07-07 11:49:44 PM  
The way Forrest defends, it almost looks like he's tapping. He better watch it.
 
2012-07-07 11:50:57 PM  

ongbok: Poison Appleseeds: trippdogg: One last UFC payday for Tito - after this it's either bar bouncer or porn film pizza guy.

Nah, he can live off his wife's gang bang money

Doubt she has any left. Oxy, booze and meth isn't cheap.


Their leased cars have been repo'd in recent weeks, they're being sued by Mazzeratti (sp?). not just broke... fu*ked.

/pun intended
 
2012-07-07 11:51:45 PM  
Griffin's already breathing heavy. Tito's throwing like it's round 4. Gonna be a sloppy fight if it goes deep.
 
2012-07-07 11:52:07 PM  

ongbok: Poison Appleseeds: trippdogg: One last UFC payday for Tito - after this it's either bar bouncer or porn film pizza guy.

Nah, he can live off his wife's gang bang money

Doubt she has any left. Oxy, booze and meth isn't cheap.


She's got a lot of money.
 
2012-07-07 11:52:09 PM  
Tito is already blown out and looks like he wants to quit
 
2012-07-07 11:53:02 PM  

Poison Appleseeds: Tito is already blown out and looks like he wants to quit


i was thinking the same about griffin
 
2012-07-07 11:53:42 PM  

Poison Appleseeds: Tito is already blown out and looks like he wants to quit


Yep, Tito is gassed already.
 
2012-07-07 11:53:59 PM  

Earguy: You kidding? When he goes to the announcers' table, we'll hear if five times a night or more.


I thought he had "an offer from ESPN" and hoped UFC wouldn't "make him take it"?

Tito was a terrible announcer. I don't think UFC would make that mistake.

OK. I hope they won't :-)
 
2012-07-07 11:54:48 PM  

libranoelrose: Who pockets the money if there isn't a submission of the night?


they'll give 2 KOOTN or something similar. they give discretionary bonuses in almost every fight.

Sonnen's contract is for 50 and 50, will get many millions in discretionary bonuses for all the hype regardless of win or lose. But Zuffa is only contractually obligated to pay him 50 grand should he lose.

/Silva cried until he got a 7 mil guarantee
 
2012-07-07 11:55:20 PM  

downpaymentblues: Earguy: You kidding? When he goes to the announcers' table, we'll hear if five times a night or more.

I thought he had "an offer from ESPN" and hoped UFC wouldn't "make him take it"?

Tito was a terrible announcer. I don't think UFC would make that mistake.

OK. I hope they won't :-)


Pair him with brace-face Shamrock just for laughs.
 
2012-07-07 11:55:49 PM  

the biggest redneck here: ESPN UK streams seemlessly to smartphones. I'm just sayin'.


And why can't I find this particular app?
 
2012-07-07 11:55:59 PM  

the biggest redneck here: ongbok: Poison Appleseeds: trippdogg: One last UFC payday for Tito - after this it's either bar bouncer or porn film pizza guy.

Nah, he can live off his wife's gang bang money

Doubt she has any left. Oxy, booze and meth isn't cheap.

Their leased cars have been repo'd in recent weeks, they're being sued by Mazzeratti (sp?). not just broke... fu*ked.

/pun intended


Holy crap. They didn't repo them, they're suing her for $107,000.

She was such a good business woman, this surprises me.
 
2012-07-07 11:56:45 PM  
Tito ready to go drink beer.
 
2012-07-07 11:56:59 PM  
Tito's punches look like they are in slow motion.
 
2012-07-07 11:57:07 PM  
nap time until main event
 
2012-07-07 11:57:50 PM  
Tito's nose broken? Almost looks like he's trying to use his fingers to open a nostril.
 
MCM
2012-07-07 11:57:56 PM  

Earguy: Hey! Dane Cook is fighting Tito Ortiz!


No way, Griffin is way funnier than Dane Cook...
 
2012-07-07 11:58:06 PM  
God this is slop.
 
2012-07-07 11:58:34 PM  

eagles95: Poison Appleseeds: Tito is already blown out and looks like he wants to quit

i was thinking the same about griffin


Forrest always looks like he's fighting the last 30 seconds of the fifth round
 
2012-07-07 11:58:42 PM  

libranoelrose: the biggest redneck here: ongbok: Poison Appleseeds: trippdogg: One last UFC payday for Tito - after this it's either bar bouncer or porn film pizza guy.

Nah, he can live off his wife's gang bang money

Doubt she has any left. Oxy, booze and meth isn't cheap.

Their leased cars have been repo'd in recent weeks, they're being sued by Mazzeratti (sp?). not just broke... fu*ked.

/pun intended

Holy crap. They didn't repo them, they're suing her for $107,000.

She was such a good business woman, this surprises me.


All hype, apparently she sucks as a businessperson.

/lovin me some puns tonight
 
2012-07-07 11:58:53 PM  

Flappyhead: God this is slop.


My dog is snoring.
 
2012-07-07 11:59:14 PM  
Tito retiring about 10 minutes early.
 
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