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(Detroit Free Press)   Bomb found at golf course. No word on whether it was shaped like the harmless squirrel or the friendly rabbit   ( divider line
    More: Scary, United States Senior Open, Michigan State Police, Sheriff Michael Bouchard  
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2477 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jul 2012 at 2:32 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-07 02:35:34 PM  
2 votes:
The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
2012-07-07 04:25:29 PM  
1 vote:
I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish.
2012-07-07 04:18:49 PM  
1 vote:
This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

[looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]

Oh, it looks good on you, though.
2012-07-07 04:18:30 PM  
1 vote:
I'm alright. Ain't nobody worried about me.
2012-07-07 04:12:40 PM  
1 vote:
In the immortal words of Jean-Paul Satre, au revoire, go-fair.
2012-07-07 03:24:30 PM  
1 vote:
B-b-b-omb INDIANWOOD!!!
2012-07-07 02:52:26 PM  
1 vote:
Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman.
2012-07-07 02:48:34 PM  
1 vote:
What the hell are you trying to do? Kill me with a golf ball? It's not enough you have all these beautiful acres fenced in for your little game, but you gotta kill me with a golf ball? You should have children playing here, you should have families having picnics, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. But instead you've got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do.
2012-07-07 02:48:30 PM  
1 vote:
2012-07-07 02:45:16 PM  
1 vote:
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Wanted for questioning.
2012-07-07 02:39:33 PM  
1 vote:
Give yourself some credit Judge. You're a tremendous slouch.
2012-07-07 02:37:07 PM  
1 vote:
No one likes a tattletale, Danny
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