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(Detroit Free Press)   Bomb found at golf course. No word on whether it was shaped like the harmless squirrel or the friendly rabbit   (freep.com) divider line 37
    More: Scary, United States Senior Open, Michigan State Police, Sheriff Michael Bouchard  
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2012-07-07 02:34:13 PM
Caddyshack thread?
Caddyshack thread
 
2012-07-07 02:35:13 PM
I lol'd.
 
2012-07-07 02:35:34 PM
The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
 
2012-07-07 02:36:04 PM
Cinderella story...
 
2012-07-07 02:36:17 PM
Must have been smiling worms on a war course
 
2012-07-07 02:37:07 PM
No one likes a tattletale, Danny
 
2012-07-07 02:39:15 PM
"silver wings .. upon their chest"
 
2012-07-07 02:39:33 PM
Give yourself some credit Judge. You're a tremendous slouch.
 
2012-07-07 02:44:40 PM
well.. wouldn't it be logical to figure it was shaped like a 9 iron?
 
2012-07-07 02:45:16 PM
www.dvdizzy.com


Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-07-07 02:48:30 PM
Doody
 
2012-07-07 02:48:34 PM
What the hell are you trying to do? Kill me with a golf ball? It's not enough you have all these beautiful acres fenced in for your little game, but you gotta kill me with a golf ball? You should have children playing here, you should have families having picnics, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. But instead you've got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do.
 
2012-07-07 02:50:39 PM
Queue up the 1812 Overture
 
2012-07-07 02:52:26 PM
Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman.
 
2012-07-07 02:56:29 PM
Pipe bomb found in Michigan. Detroit has something to do with this.
 
2012-07-07 03:04:00 PM

CygnusDarius: What the hell are you trying to do? Kill me with a golf ball? It's not enough you have all these beautiful acres fenced in for your little game, but you gotta kill me with a golf ball? You should have children playing here, you should have families having picnics, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. But instead you've got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do.


D-FENS!
 
2012-07-07 03:07:35 PM
cocaine!
 
2012-07-07 03:24:30 PM
B-b-b-omb INDIANWOOD!!!
 
2012-07-07 03:30:01 PM
Be the ball
 
2012-07-07 03:35:02 PM
Cannonball!!!
 
2012-07-07 03:43:18 PM
I'm sure they were licensed to kill by the Government of the United Nations....
 
2012-07-07 03:44:44 PM

ReapTheChaos: Wanted for questioning.


Came for this.. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-07-07 03:45:55 PM
Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders. You don't mind if I just pop in there for a few laughs?
 
2012-07-07 03:47:37 PM
Hey, everybody! We're all gonna get laid!
 
2012-07-07 03:50:34 PM
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you
 
2012-07-07 04:07:47 PM
I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
But you were born to rub me first
 
2012-07-07 04:12:40 PM
In the immortal words of Jean-Paul Satre, au revoire, go-fair.
 
2012-07-07 04:18:30 PM
I'm alright. Ain't nobody worried about me.
 
2012-07-07 04:18:49 PM
This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

[looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]

Oh, it looks good on you, though.
 
2012-07-07 04:25:29 PM
I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish.
 
2012-07-07 04:45:47 PM

Mad_Radhu: I'm alright. Ain't nobody worried about me.


Why you gotta give me advice
Why don't ya just let me be......
 
2012-07-07 05:52:09 PM
It's the best, man.
I got it from a Negro.
 
2012-07-07 06:04:22 PM
HEY EVERYONE! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!!
 
2012-07-07 06:40:43 PM
Because if there's anything that screams "TERRORIST TARGET" it's a golf course full of old pudgy men speeding towards the 19th Hole.
 
2012-07-07 06:52:30 PM

MoronLessOff: I lol'd.


So you had to laugh? Did you out-finesse yourself?
 
2012-07-07 07:05:49 PM
So I've got that going for me...
 
2012-07-07 09:52:08 PM
..... which is nice.
 
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