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(Sun Sentinel)   Scientists insist that toxicologists were wrong and the Florida face-eater was indeed high on bath salts and synthetic marijuana and they lied in order to protect the synthetic drug industry   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 28
    More: Followup, synthetic marijuana, drug companies, drug labs, Dr. Gary Goldberger, forensics  
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2012-07-07 04:25:57 PM  
4 votes:
If synthetic marijuana does this to people I can't imagine what the real thing would do.
2012-07-07 03:53:47 PM  
4 votes:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Jamdug!: It's tough to test for something you don't even know exists.

CERN did it.


We gonna need a bigger cannibal accelerator
2012-07-07 03:52:17 PM  
4 votes:

Jamdug!: It's tough to test for something you don't even know exists.


CERN did it.
2012-07-07 02:34:13 PM  
4 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Which is all a conspiracy to hide the zombie apocalyse.

/Walking Dead Marathon on AMC



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*head nod, smirk, squint, smirk, head nod, scratch, smirk, squint*

"Hey, Rick... m'ask you somefin' 'bout dem bath salts, man..."
2012-07-07 01:13:21 PM  
4 votes:
Which is all a conspiracy to hide the zombie apocalyse.

/Walking Dead Marathon on AMC
//First "Carl stay here" scene
2012-07-07 04:13:43 PM  
3 votes:
Man, how much must your life suck that you are doing bath salts to escape reality?

Now where is my beer?
2012-07-07 03:48:00 PM  
3 votes:
Say what you want about this guy, stoner or bath salt maniac, he took a big old bite out of life.
2012-07-07 03:43:35 PM  
3 votes:
Wait, back up. BEEP BEEP BEEP.

Is subby implying that marijuana doesn't turn normal people into face eating monsters? Because that goes against everything DARE taught me.
2012-07-07 06:13:11 PM  
2 votes:
Can a muthafarker just be hungry?
ows
2012-07-07 04:11:49 PM  
2 votes:
maybe a bad hit of acid? you know, instead of of "look i can fly!!!" it was more of a " 1,2,3,4, i declare a face eating war!!!!"
2012-07-08 04:51:27 AM  
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Oznog: Just another Heartland Weirdass: I'm Going with demon possession. It's equally scientific (zero percent) and even more scary.

The absence of evidence is NOT evidence of absence!!!

So the default is that he had all compounds in his system until they prove which ones were not present? Then Im going with oxides of plutonium and mardis gras bead lustre causing this.


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Whoa, that's some good plutonium nyborg, man!
2012-07-08 03:35:13 AM  
1 votes:

cepson: Any time I hear some dumb cop talk about drugs, impossible not to conclude that Idiocracy was a documentary.

Sometimes, psychotic people do psychotic stuff. It's not necessary to assume that some bogey-drug did it, just because the dominant paradigm in your law enforcement fantasy world is that all crimes come from drugs.

But we don't believe in demonic possession any more, so I guess we have to come up with some other imaginary reason why crazy people might do crazy things.


You mean A Beautiful Mind isn't a cautionary tale on the dangers of doing math?
2012-07-07 09:39:08 PM  
1 votes:
Some entrepreneur will market "Zombie Kush" or something similar....
2012-07-07 06:38:05 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: Tatterdemalian:

..... to this day there has never been a death from cannabis intoxication alone.


So you're sayin' it'ssquackle.com?
2012-07-07 06:35:44 PM  
1 votes:
Weasels (on bath salts) ripped my flesh.
2012-07-07 06:27:58 PM  
1 votes:

Tatterdemalian: One of the strongest arguments for legalization is the fact that, once safely regulated FDA drugs are available, people would drop the street corner drugs like a zombie hooker just for the safety guarantee alone.

After the "Fast and Furious" scandal, though, I'm pretty suspicious of arguments that are just way too picture-perfect to be real. Someone's staging and manipulating these crimes to panic us into doing what they want without thinking about the arguments against it.

/Lenin also thought his ideas were so perfect the entire world needed to be forced to adopt them for their own good
//better pray Obama's ideas really are perfect, because we're all gonna take them up the ass no matter what
///and if there's even the slightest imperfection, the damage will tear the US apart before anyone will admit it exists



This is your brain on spice
2012-07-07 06:15:09 PM  
1 votes:

Tatterdemalian: One of the strongest arguments for legalization is the fact that, once safely regulated FDA drugs are available, people would drop the street corner drugs like a zombie hooker just for the safety guarantee alone.

After the "Fast and Furious" scandal, though, I'm pretty suspicious of arguments that are just way too picture-perfect to be real. Someone's staging and manipulating these crimes to panic us into doing what they want without thinking about the arguments against it.

/Lenin also thought his ideas were so perfect the entire world needed to be forced to adopt them for their own good
//better pray Obama's ideas really are perfect, because we're all gonna take them up the ass no matter what
///and if there's even the slightest imperfection, the damage will tear the US apart before anyone will admit it exists


Is your derp so strong you have to spew in threads that have nothing to do with it?
2012-07-07 04:58:56 PM  
1 votes:
So who's funding Umbrella Corporation so we can do some Retribution before it becomes a full-blown Apocalypse? We've got to do something before this lead to the Extinction of the human race, or we will all join the Afterlife.
2012-07-07 04:53:25 PM  
1 votes:

cretinbob: Jamdug!: By the time there's a test for one, it's already on a third or fourth variation.

If only there were some natural, organic drugs that could be taxed, regulated and legalized, maybe people wouldn't go mixing drano, cow manure and jujubees, boiling the mixture in rubbing alcohol and then filtering it through a syphilitic hookers wet panties before shooting it in their eyeballs.


That's a bit harsh. What I do on a Friday night is none of your damn business.
2012-07-07 04:36:51 PM  
1 votes:

Jamdug!: By the time there's a test for one, it's already on a third or fourth variation.


If only there were some natural, organic drugs that could be taxed, regulated and legalized, maybe people wouldn't go mixing drano, cow manure and jujubees, boiling the mixture in rubbing alcohol and then filtering it through a syphilitic hookers wet panties before shooting it in their eyeballs.
2012-07-07 04:08:02 PM  
1 votes:
He was high on Jesus. Test for that.
2012-07-07 04:07:42 PM  
1 votes:
www.trbimg.com

YOU GONNA GET ATE
2012-07-07 04:07:28 PM  
1 votes:
I'm going with Occam's razor. He was simply batshiat insane.
2012-07-07 03:57:31 PM  
1 votes:
Just think if bathsalts users were imprisoned it perhaps could solve the overcrowding and double-bunking issue.
2012-07-07 03:53:15 PM  
1 votes:
I'm Going with demon possession. It's equally scientific (zero percent) and even more scary.
2012-07-07 03:43:46 PM  
1 votes:
Everybody knows the Devil's weed only makes minorities rape and murder white women, William Randolph Hearst told me so.
2012-07-07 03:35:46 PM  
1 votes:

Jamdug!: No they don't - the street chemists change the psychoactive ingredients so often that authorities don't even know what to look for. By the time there's a test for one, it's already on a third or fourth variation.


There could be other factors too. Like using discount kitchenware made in China that's full of lead to cook up their poison.
2012-07-07 02:22:27 PM  
1 votes:
It's tough to test for something you don't even know exists.
 
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