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(Bitten and Bound)   I don't know what a Justin Bieber is but an L.A. City Councilman says he was doing 100 on the 101   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 73
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2012-07-07 02:05:06 PM  
I guess he's not a BIELIEBER in traffic laws. Nice car though. Might blind people though.
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Please don't rape me officer"
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-07-07 02:23:45 PM  
Caught with drugs in 5 months.

Full Lohan in 11 months.

Book it, done.
 
2012-07-07 02:25:37 PM  

xanadian: Caught with drugs in 5 months.

Full Lohan in 11 months.

Book it, done.


www.imafish.co.uk
 
2012-07-07 02:27:17 PM  
I'd put similar odds (in about 3 years) on at least 2 of the members of OneDirection, except I think they're all already of age, and thensome.
 
2012-07-07 02:28:37 PM  

xanadian: Caught with drugs in 5 months.

Full Lohan in 11 months.


Respectable haircut in... well, we don't have that kind of time.
 
2012-07-07 02:30:07 PM  
He wants to escape paparazzi? Maybe drive a toyota instead of a giant, shiny insecurity.
 
2012-07-07 02:57:25 PM  
Bieber wears such ugly, attenion whoring clothes and shoes
he's a tool, I wouldn't be sad if he even starts doing meth
Screw him
 
2012-07-07 04:08:44 PM  

ontariolightning: Bieber wears such ugly, attenion whoring clothes and shoes
he's a tool, I wouldn't be sad if he even starts doing meth
Screw him


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2012-07-07 04:11:04 PM  
Wtf kind of car is that?
 
2012-07-07 04:11:58 PM  
He's old enough to drive? I thought he was 14 or 15.
 
2012-07-07 04:13:18 PM  

Jamdug!: He wants to escape paparazzi? Maybe drive a toyota instead of a giant, shiny insecurity.


I was thinking the same thing... maybe a '97 Toyota Camry.

Usually if you are doing +30 over limit they just take your license away.
 
2012-07-07 04:14:27 PM  
Nice Fusker. Bad androgynous driver.
 
mhd
2012-07-07 04:14:59 PM  

Pfft!: Wtf kind of car is that?


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2012-07-07 04:15:54 PM  

Apos: Nice Fisker. Bad androgynous driver.



Fixed.
 
2012-07-07 04:19:01 PM  
100 on the 101?

Good thing they caught him before he got on the 405, amirite?

/Try the veal!
 
2012-07-07 04:19:14 PM  
Girls can't drive


I subbed this yesterday with a better headline.
 
2012-07-07 04:23:40 PM  

Pfft!: Wtf kind of car is that?

i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-07 04:31:49 PM  
Can't catch me gay thoughts!
 
2012-07-07 04:39:12 PM  
The cops cut him a break, as they often do. As much as pigs are terrible, they tend to not want to take away your license and slap you with a reckless unless you were doing like 120 AND being an asshole.

If he were really doing 80, he'd be keeping up with traffic and not noticeable.
 
2012-07-07 04:43:08 PM  
He was just trying to get home before his Fisker stopped working.
 
2012-07-07 04:43:47 PM  

Pfft!: Wtf kind of car is that?


It's a Fisker Karma.
 
2012-07-07 04:45:18 PM  
We must make an example of this monstrous bahaviour. I say we call for summary execution!
 
2012-07-07 04:52:09 PM  
According to TMZ, there were at least ten 911 calls reporting a car driving at high speeds and weaving in and out of traffic. I've always given the kid a break while others rip on him, but shiat like this will earn him a place in the douche bag hall of fame really quickly.
 
2012-07-07 04:52:36 PM  

titwrench: Can't catch me gay thoughts!


is it sad that I had the exact same thought?

/no
//no it isn't
 
2012-07-07 05:08:00 PM  

consider this: According to TMZ, there were at least ten 911 calls reporting a car driving at high speeds and weaving in and out of traffic. I've always given the kid a break while others rip on him, but shiat like this will earn him a place in the douche bag hall of fame really quickly.


It's really farking dangerous (duh) - but even more so considering his lack of driving experience. Dude can rent a track.
 
2012-07-07 05:08:36 PM  
Did he mix up the kilometres and miles again?
 
2012-07-07 05:12:15 PM  
Couldn't he have hit a tree and ended this national nightmar?
 
2012-07-07 05:14:14 PM  
Kind of amazed his little feet can reach the pedals.
 
2012-07-07 05:14:34 PM  
driving at that speed just puts other people at risk.
 
2012-07-07 05:20:43 PM  
Speeding in a car running away from paparazzi. Can he end up like Princess Diana, please?
 
2012-07-07 05:24:24 PM  
Can you imagine getting in a car accident with him while he's pulling this shiat (and it's being documented by the paparazzi)? You'd never have to work a day in your life.
 
2012-07-07 05:24:29 PM  
So why is a girl driving the car?
 
2012-07-07 05:24:53 PM  
Why do people hate this chick so much? So he's a goofy kid who sings goofy shiat and dumb girls swoon over him. How is that any different from when you were a kid?
 
mhd
2012-07-07 05:29:13 PM  

Mugato: Why do people hate this chick so much? So he's a goofy kid who sings goofy shiat and dumb girls swoon over him. How is that any different from when you were a kid?


When I was a kid, we made fun of Take That and East 17, ceaseless, without mercy. I don't see any special treatment for The Lesser of Two Justins.
 
2012-07-07 05:34:41 PM  

Mugato: Why do people hate this chick so much? So he's a goofy kid who sings goofy shiat and dumb girls swoon over him. How is that any different from when you were a kid?


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2012-07-07 05:39:58 PM  
he's just dirtying his image a little. wants to fix the clean pretty boy image. its just part of the job.
 
2012-07-07 05:58:48 PM  
No worries Justin ... we still want you to be our boyfriend!

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2012-07-07 06:07:28 PM  

Apollonia James: No worries Justin ... we still want you to be our boyfriend!

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Go away, 18 is legal.
 
2012-07-07 06:12:22 PM  

Pfft!: Wtf kind of car is that?


Fisker Karma. Basically a prettied up, shiattied up version of the Chevy Volt. Of course, when Bieber got his, he had to ugly it back up with that chrome bullshiat.
 
2012-07-07 06:16:51 PM  

consider this: According to TMZ, there were at least ten 911 calls reporting a car driving at high speeds and weaving in and out of traffic. I've always given the kid a break while others rip on him, but shiat like this will earn him a place in the douche bag hall of fame really quickly.


I'll never understand people who get expensive sportscars and live in densely populated areas. It's always way too dangerous to drive those things fast, so what the fark's the point? If you want to haul ass, and live in an area with a lot of other people, get a motorcycle. Especially in California. Can ride between the lanes, no problem. Sure, it's more dangerous, but isn't that part of the point of going real fast?

The only reasoning for opting for the big expensive sportscar over the motorcycle, is that the driver is either too uncoordinated, or too chickenshiat to get the bike.
 
2012-07-07 06:35:37 PM  

LectertheChef: consider this: According to TMZ, there were at least ten 911 calls reporting a car driving at high speeds and weaving in and out of traffic. I've always given the kid a break while others rip on him, but shiat like this will earn him a place in the douche bag hall of fame really quickly.

I'll never understand people who get expensive sportscars and live in densely populated areas. It's always way too dangerous to drive those things fast, so what the fark's the point? If you want to haul ass, and live in an area with a lot of other people, get a motorcycle. Especially in California. Can ride between the lanes, no problem. Sure, it's more dangerous, but isn't that part of the point of going real fast?

The only reasoning for opting for the big expensive sportscar over the motorcycle, is that the driver is either too uncoordinated, or too chickenshiat to get the bike.


I fall into the uncoordinated pile. I had a supercharged muscle car back in the day the only time I could open it up was on the way to Vegas or Palm Springs. If I had a bike I would be dead by now.
 
2012-07-07 06:36:11 PM  

LectertheChef: I'll never understand people who get expensive sportscars and live in densely populated areas. It's always way too dangerous to drive those things fast, so what the fark's the point? If you want to haul ass, and live in an area with a lot of other people, get a motorcycle.


Yeah, then you can be a real asshole.
 
2012-07-07 06:36:40 PM  
ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-07-07 06:37:17 PM  
I didn't think it was possible to go over about 15 mph on an LA freeway unless it was about 4 am.
 
2012-07-07 06:37:45 PM  
I am just glad we stopped calling Bieber "Ellen Page" on every thread

Bieber probably thought he was doing kilometers on the 401, not mph on the 101
 
2012-07-07 06:42:14 PM  
He should get a Moulton.
 
2012-07-07 06:45:21 PM  

Mugato: Why do people hate this chick so much? So he's a goofy kid who sings goofy shiat and dumb girls swoon over him. How is that any different from when you were a kid?


Well, he has looks, money, youth, and all the sex he wants. In other words, what every guy wants. So I'm gonna guess that the hatred is driven by jealousy.

But if he thinks he has the right to drive like a lunatic, he needs to lose his license and perhaps even his freedom.
 
2012-07-07 06:45:49 PM  

DancingElkCondor: I am just glad we stopped calling Bieber "Ellen Page" on every thread


Really. One is a really hot petite girl who I'd really like to nail. The other was the pretty girl in Inception. Wait, what?
 
2012-07-07 06:48:26 PM  
ugh that car could cause accidents sitting still.
 
2012-07-07 06:49:26 PM  

Mugato: DancingElkCondor: I am just glad we stopped calling Bieber "Ellen Page" on every thread

Really. One is a really hot petite girl who I'd really like to nail. The other was the pretty girl in Inception. Wait, what?


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