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2012-07-07 07:46:09 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: DaWormyPimpsta: O_O

Unapologetic b(.)Y(.)kmark...

( o Y o )

Better boobies


...and the booty!

(__|__)
 
2012-07-07 07:48:17 PM
"Pro-ana" is scary, dangerous, sad and pathetic. Porn blockers should have a category for this so parents can keep their ill teens away from it.
 
2012-07-07 07:54:08 PM
ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-07-07 07:55:02 PM
ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-07-07 07:55:41 PM
ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-07-07 08:02:20 PM
I tell ya, get chained up in some guy's basement, the pounds will just seem to fall off.
 
2012-07-07 08:10:18 PM
Those 'starving tips' suggest eating Chia Pet gel. That's farking appalling.
 
2012-07-07 08:10:36 PM

kidsizedcoffin: I tell ya, get chained up in some guy's basement, the pounds will just seem to fall off.


www.urantiansojourn.com

Approves.

/It rubs the lotion on its skin...
 
2012-07-07 08:36:18 PM

Mega Steve: kidsizedcoffin: I tell ya, get chained up in some guy's basement, the pounds will just seem to fall off.

[www.urantiansojourn.com image 400x300]

Approves.

/It rubs the lotion on its skin...


Every time I see that picture, I can't believe that's the police chief/dude from Monk
 
2012-07-07 08:41:47 PM

Mega Steve: kidsizedcoffin: I tell ya, get chained up in some guy's basement, the pounds will just seem to fall off.

[www.urantiansojourn.com image 400x300]

Approves.

/It rubs the lotion on its skin...


trickfist.com


a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
 
2012-07-07 08:48:20 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Every time I see that picture, I can't believe that's the police chief/dude from Monk


The attention he got for nailing the Buffalo Bill role upset him. He was harassed and typecast, so he did everything he could to get away from that look and casting--gaining weight, growing a mustache, playing cops. .
 
2012-07-07 08:50:33 PM

isthatyoujohnwayne: Those 'starving tips' suggest eating Chia Pet gel. That's farking appalling.


Googled around a little - apparently eating Chia seeds is, like, a thing. I'd link, but my phone is a jerk.

Not sure how to feel about that, but that pro-anorexic website is just awful.
 
2012-07-07 08:56:09 PM

BumpInTheNight: fusillade762: zaiustheape: chaosweaver: zaiustheape: The only thing worse than the article its self, is the forum section dedicated to that article: Link

I just want to take 2 of the posters, rub them together, and burn the whole forum down.

Wow, those twigs went full r-tard. I got about 6 posts in.

/my brain hurts.

I didn't make it much farther

C'mon guys, buck up! Get in there and troll the shiat out of those morons! I KNOW Fark has people who could whip them into a frenzy.

Agreed, they could use a good whip, and a sammich or two for good measure.


Dear friends,

What a wonderful sight, I think I'll be coming by hear more often. Thank you for the wonderful tips on how to achieve our life style. I have been an anorexic most of my life, ever since my mother taught me the value of beauty. Now I am a mother as well and I am teaching my own children the same thing. They complain once in a while, but its only the usual things like the sore stomach or ulchers but I am wondering if you have any tips on how to keep them from trying to sneak food when I am not around. I have attached a picture of them, aren't they wonderful?

Thin Mom


Nicely done. I suggest you skip the reveal and strike the last sentence & photo, though - at least initially.
I'm genuinely curious about the responses you'd get.
 
2012-07-07 08:57:28 PM
Carl's Jr says fark you.
 
2012-07-07 09:55:02 PM
The skelators have discovered the Daily Mail story. Link
 
2012-07-07 10:02:01 PM
This thread of their's has me lawling, "I found another skeletors are gross picture"

I Imagine the studmen69s of fark going up against that pack of undead would be hilarious. Better bring some holy water and blunt weapons though.
 
2012-07-07 10:10:35 PM
I'd Fark her every which way but loose!! (Lucky girl)
 
2012-07-07 10:18:25 PM

Sword and Shield: queen biatch of the universe:

HAHA, mine are still healing up, I'll think about maybe jumping into a BIE thread when I feel they are healed enough. Although I know damn well I'll never be able to compete with the lovely Grable's Daughter.

Healing up? What happened that you wanted/needed replacements? If it's too private, no worries. Just curious.


I developed breast cancer when I was 27, after radiation therapy failed to get it all it came back the two years later. They end up having to do a radical mastectomy on one of my breast. Since I need to replace one of them and because I was only a barely A-cup to start with, I decided to live a little and get the other one augmented to the low end of a C-cup. Not much really considering I'm 5'9, so they really do look small still but better than what I had before. I do feel it gave me a bit little more of a "womanly body", my genetics sucks and I don't see myself making it passed 55 anyways, even if I stay cancer free, so I'd figured I would enjoy life and finally get the tits I have always wanted. Well to be honest I wanted bigger but my doctor wanted to keep it natural looking and as much I do wish they were bigger, I am so far pleased with the results (despite farks burning hated of fake boobs) and getting fakes suck and is very painful so I'm not doing anything else with them (plus I don't want to risk them getting screwed up).

/end threadjack about my fake titties.
 
2012-07-07 10:29:52 PM

Altitude5280: The skelators have discovered the Daily Mail story. Link


They say they aren't pro-ana. I'm not going to read every thread on their site, but I'd be inclined to believe them.

Besides, girls talking on the internet about staying skinny is not a big problem facing us today. Tons of fat people are though.

If they want to call Kate "fat" because she has big tits and not a lot of definition between her waist and hips, then it's really no big deal. I'd be willing to bet that no one posting on that site is anywhere near as hot as fatty fat Kate, and that is the real issue.
 
2012-07-07 10:31:42 PM

Altitude5280: The skelators have discovered the Daily Mail story. Link


I like that they're complaining the DF didn't use the actual picture commented on, which is apparently so bad it hasn't to be posted with a horrified smiley afterwards. Because, I don't know, you can't see any of her ribs. I really don't understand.
 
2012-07-07 10:37:06 PM
I'd give Kate Upton the best 30 seconds of my life.
 
2012-07-07 11:05:25 PM
If Kate Upton is fat, then I must be a chubby-chaser. She's purrrrrrrty
 
2012-07-07 11:25:11 PM
That is one damn fine woman.
The bikini pics are nice. She looks even better with the few extra pounds.
 
2012-07-07 11:31:28 PM

MeinRS6: Altitude5280: The skelators have discovered the Daily Mail story. Link

They say they aren't pro-ana. I'm not going to read every thread on their site, but I'd be inclined to believe them.

Besides, girls talking on the internet about staying skinny is not a big problem facing us today. Tons of fat people are though.

If they want to call Kate "fat" because she has big tits and not a lot of definition between her waist and hips, then it's really no big deal. I'd be willing to bet that no one posting on that site is anywhere near as hot as fatty fat Kate, and that is the real issue.


You don't have to read every post on their site. You can just stick with the starving tip of the day.

This includes such wonderful advice as:
1) Be careful who you tell. It's great to have online friends - in fact, I would encourage it - but unless you're 100% positive that your friends or boyfriend will understand or help, DON'T TELL THEM. But, if you're sure a friend or your boyfriend will be supportive (lucky!), ask them to help you stick to your plan and meet your goals.

Yes, the VERY FIRST ITEM is "Keep everything a secret".

2) Learn to LOVE that empty feeling in your stomach. Trust me, you'll feel disgusting when it starts filling up again

What's the second it? You should feel disgusted if you're not constantly hungry.

3) If you must eat, ONLY eat when people are watching you. All other calories are eaten in vain

Third item -- Only eat when people are watching you because the only worth in taking in calories is for other people watching you.

5) Pay close attention to other girl's bodies. Pick them apart - try to find faults even with the best bodies. Then apply these high standards to yourself.

Skipped one that wasn't bad (take a vitamin every day) and went to "no matter how you look, obsess about the part of you that isn't 'perfect'".

You can say "we're not pro-anorexia" all you want but if you're promoting anorexia, you're pro-anorexia.
 
2012-07-07 11:53:15 PM

meanmutton: MeinRS6: Altitude5280: The skelators have discovered the Daily Mail story. Link

They say they aren't pro-ana. I'm not going to read every thread on their site, but I'd be inclined to believe them.

Besides, girls talking on the internet about staying skinny is not a big problem facing us today. Tons of fat people are though.

If they want to call Kate "fat" because she has big tits and not a lot of definition between her waist and hips, then it's really no big deal. I'd be willing to bet that no one posting on that site is anywhere near as hot as fatty fat Kate, and that is the real issue.

You don't have to read every post on their site. You can just stick with the starving tip of the day.

This includes such wonderful advice as:
1) Be careful who you tell. It's great to have online friends - in fact, I would encourage it - but unless you're 100% positive that your friends or boyfriend will understand or help, DON'T TELL THEM. But, if you're sure a friend or your boyfriend will be supportive (lucky!), ask them to help you stick to your plan and meet your goals.

Yes, the VERY FIRST ITEM is "Keep everything a secret".

2) Learn to LOVE that empty feeling in your stomach. Trust me, you'll feel disgusting when it starts filling up again

What's the second it? You should feel disgusted if you're not constantly hungry.

3) If you must eat, ONLY eat when people are watching you. All other calories are eaten in vain

Third item -- Only eat when people are watching you because the only worth in taking in calories is for other people watching you.

5) Pay close attention to other girl's bodies. Pick them apart - try to find faults even with the best bodies. Then apply these high standards to yourself.

Skipped one that wasn't bad (take a vitamin every day) and went to "no matter how you look, obsess about the part of you that isn't 'perfect'".

You can say "we're not pro-anorexia" all you want but if you're promoting anorexia, you're pro-anorexia.


Surprised that cigarettes aren't on there, too. Nicotine is an appetite suppressant
 
2012-07-07 11:56:40 PM
I'd like to see one of those skeletinas say something like that to a thick girl's face.
 
2012-07-08 12:08:10 AM
I would tongue punch that fart box.
 
2012-07-08 12:24:05 AM
Hmmm. I clicked on a few of those links. Here's some other "gems."

Whenever you start to reach for that little snack you're craving, first take a minute to finger that lovely xylophone, or those beautiful ribs that have found their way out. You don't want to cover them up again, do you?

If you have problems with gaining weight in a particular area, a certain problem zone, such as the stomach, wear underclothes designed to disguise or help with that problem zone 24/7. Instead of taking off your Spanx after work or school, keep them on. When the body is trying to find a place to store any piece of fat, it will look to those places but will not be able to squeeze the food there. I have struggled with my problem area of my stomach for years - no matter how skinny I get (I am 5'5″ and 101 pounds), I always have a bit more weight then I would like in that area and can never seem to get the flat stomach I want especially when compared to my longer limbs, like so many other women. A couple months ago, I decided to experiment and wore a tight pair of new Spanx to sleep. To my delight, I woke up the next morning with a completely flat stomach. It seems that the food bypasses my stomach and moves it to other areas now, leading to a more proportionate body fat distribution and the silhouette I have always dreamed of. I bet it sounds crazy, but there are lots of women who use sweat bands or other such garments to burn fat, and corsets have been shown to actually change the bone structure of women over time, so this is no different. I hope this helps, because for many women, no matter how skinny you get, you can't get rid of problem areas and this often leads to disappointment. It even can cause people to give up entirely on their quest to be skinny, once they feel that their ideal body is simply unachievable. It has worked for me and I can't say how excited I am!

ALWAYS number your bites! For example, say, "I'm only gonna eat ____ bites of this." Then, use a smaller fork or spoon for the same number of bites. This way, you're eating less without hardly trying!

Chia seeds, yes like from a Chia pet. Chia seeds, when soaked in any liquid turn into Chia gel. This gel keeps you full for hours, plus Chia seeds are very good for you, they are high in fiber, protein, and lots of vitamins and minerals. Two teaspoons is 70 calories, so I measure out two teaspoons every morning and put some in everything I drink throughout the day, which keeps me full all day!! I put it in water, tea, coffee, any liquid works! Also, Chia seeds being high in fiber helps with weight loss too. I know it's gross, but you need to remember, the longer food stays in your system the more calories you are absorbing from it. You should be going once for every time that you eat, if you aren't then you need more fiber in your diet.

When you're feeling hungry or craving something particular put in some teeth whitening strips. They usually restrict you from eating or drinking anything for a half hour or so, which gives you time to think about why you shouldn't eat. As an added bonus, your teeth will be brighter and you'll be giving yourself a smile boost! I've found that Crest Whitestrips are a good brand to use for this because you use them once a day for roughly twenty days (depending on which pack you get).


These girls sound like they would be a farking blast to hang out with. Nothing says sexy like a 100 page quiz from Cosmo about how that grunt you made on the fourth thrust can tell whether you're ready for commitment. Bring a pedometer to bed. That should spice things up.
 
2012-07-08 12:39:23 AM

Will-Mun: Pro-Ana site? They still exist? I thought we sand blasted their scummy residue off the internet a long ass time ago... .


"Pro-anorexia" is one of those terms like "corrective rape" and "R2-45." The mere fact that the term even exists is a sign that this planet is seriously farked up.
 
2012-07-08 01:40:43 AM

BumpInTheNight: This thread of their's has me lawling, "I found another skeletors are gross picture"

I Imagine the studmen69s of fark going up against that pack of undead would be hilarious. Better bring some holy water and blunt weapons though.


from the tread: "I can´t even decide whether to be angry about the offense and the rudeness in this picture, or to be amused by the creator´s obvious envy.
It shows the double standard fat people have. They can call us skinnies disgusting, skeletal, unattractive or even "shiat", but how dare one of us calling them fat. "


I don't think they realize that the people who call them gross, or 'a bag of antlers' as it was so well put earlier... are not always the fat jealous ones, but usually the healthy ones, or the ones who don't enjoy being jabbed in the pelvis during intercourse

/skeletor's ARE gross
 
2012-07-08 01:47:25 AM

mephisto6: BumpInTheNight: fusillade762: zaiustheape: chaosweaver: zaiustheape: The only thing worse than the article its self, is the forum section dedicated to that article: Link

I just want to take 2 of the posters, rub them together, and burn the whole forum down.

Wow, those twigs went full r-tard. I got about 6 posts in.

/my brain hurts.

I didn't make it much farther

C'mon guys, buck up! Get in there and troll the shiat out of those morons! I KNOW Fark has people who could whip them into a frenzy.

Agreed, they could use a good whip, and a sammich or two for good measure.


Dear friends,

What a wonderful sight, I think I'll be coming by hear more often. Thank you for the wonderful tips on how to achieve our life style. I have been an anorexic most of my life, ever since my mother taught me the value of beauty. Now I am a mother as well and I am teaching my own children the same thing. They complain once in a while, but its only the usual things like the sore stomach or ulchers but I am wondering if you have any tips on how to keep them from trying to sneak food when I am not around. I have attached a picture of them, aren't they wonderful?

Thin Mom

Nicely done. I suggest you skip the reveal and strike the last sentence & photo, though - at least initially.
I'm genuinely curious about the responses you'd get.




I am in favor of an all out WAR on the skeletor's


/I know I'm probably going to hate myself for this, but this might be a job better suited for battle-cat
//by the power of grey-skull!
 
2012-07-08 03:02:29 AM
i1121.photobucket.com
This thread could have been interesting, but in a way I'm glad it went the way it did. Anorexia is a horrible thing.
 
2012-07-08 04:41:56 AM
I'm sorry, wait, "pro-anorexia" wut??
 
2012-07-08 05:07:51 AM

jodaveki: I'm sorry, wait, "pro-anorexia" wut??


Yea, weird huh?
i1121.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-08 05:39:03 AM
image.retrojunk.com

25 years and my life is still
trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this
Brotherhood of man
For whatever that means
And so I cry somethimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I'm, I am feeling a little peculiar
So I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on
And I say hey....
And I say hey what's goin' on
And I say hey....
I said hey what's goin' on
Oooh....
Oooh....
And I try, oh my God do I try
I try all the time
In this institution
And I pray, oh my God do I pray
I pray every single day
For a revolution
And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I'm, I am feeling a little peculiar
So I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin'on
And I say hey...
And I say hey what's goin' on
And I say hey...
I said hey what's goin' on
And I say hey...
And I say hey what's goin' on
And I say hey...
I said hey what's goin' on
Oooh....
25 years and my life is still
trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
 
2012-07-08 05:57:29 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: [i1121.photobucket.com image 640x960]
This thread could have been interesting, but in a way I'm glad it went the way it did. Anorexia is a horrible thing.


tinfoil-hat maggie: jodaveki: I'm sorry, wait, "pro-anorexia" wut??

Yea, weird huh?
[i1121.photobucket.com image 467x700]


Nice 1st pic.

Since we got all the anorexia taken care of, can we get some more smokers?
 
2012-07-08 06:34:27 AM
Hi, is this the Fat v. Skinny thread?

I like skinny chicks.
 
2012-07-08 06:48:56 AM
If I read another story about bulimia, I'm going to throw up.

If Karen Carpenter and Cass Elliot had split a ham sandwich, they'd both be alive today.
 
2012-07-08 07:59:57 AM
on and on. on and on it's
 
2012-07-08 09:37:34 AM
The site is probably run by some 300 pound hoverround bound basement dweller that has high standards
 
2012-07-08 10:04:49 AM
Pro-anorexia website...

Good. I hope they all starve. Children much more deserving of food are starving in Africa.
 
2012-07-08 10:07:47 AM

MeinRS6: They say they aren't pro-ana. I'm not going to read every thread on their site, but I'd be inclined to believe them.


no no. not pro-ana. They just profess that anorexia is the right thing to do, that it's good for you, and that you should do it too.

So yeah, pro-ana.
 
2012-07-08 10:08:35 AM

retarded: Hi, is this the Fat v. Skinny thread?

I like skinny chicks.


Hey, me too, but there's a huge difference between "skinny" and "holy god how long did the kidnapper have you chained in the basement LET'S GET THIS GIRL SOME FOOD"

Analyzing some of the pics posted above. Notice the little fold on her right?
i881.photobucket.com

THAT'S NORMAL. When the body moves around, compressed flesh has to have somewhere to go. Even if you went full-on Dachau Diet, you will still have that little fold. I suspect that this is one of those things that gets airbrushed out for magazine covers, and then when girls look at themselves and see that THEY make folds and the MODELS don't, they think "ugh, fat" and try to make it go away. It will never go away.

/requesting more images of the subject in question. For scientific purposes.
 
2012-07-08 10:33:00 AM
If Kate is what you kids are calling fat nowadays I guess I'm a chubby chaser
 
2012-07-08 10:58:59 AM

Oldiron_79: If Kate is what you kids are calling fat nowadays I guess I'm a chubby chaser


enjoy your new life!!
s1.static.gotsmile.net
 
2012-07-08 04:53:43 PM
Would eat.
 
2012-07-08 05:16:39 PM
i2.listal.com
 
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