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(Daily Mail)   The Outrage Never Stops: Pro-anorexia website brands Kate Upton a 'cannibal' following Carl's Jr. burger commercial   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 197
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2012-07-07 09:30:04 AM
"'Guess who?! Yes, it's the lovely Kate Upton, confidently lumbering up a runway like there's a buffet at the end of it,' they said, before adding: 'She looks thick, vulgar, almost pornographic - and she is a solid 30lb too heavy for this outfit.'"

This has to be one of the most ridiculous comments ever. If she lost 30 lbs she would have no boobs or butt. Those are the only "fat" areas on her body.
 
2012-07-07 09:46:08 AM

Peepeye: "'Guess who?! Yes, it's the lovely Kate Upton, confidently lumbering up a runway like there's a buffet at the end of it,' they said, before adding: 'She looks thick, vulgar, almost pornographic - and she is a solid 30lb too heavy for this outfit.'"

This has to be one of the most ridiculous comments ever. If she lost 30 lbs she would have no boobs or butt. Those are the only "fat" areas on her body.


Agreed, but those comments come from the Skinny Gossip site, which is pretty goofy. I wouldn't be surprised if the Daily Fail set the site up themselves so they could be "outraged" about it.
 
2012-07-07 09:56:56 AM
She looks good to me, but I think they photoshopped the burger.
 
2012-07-07 10:02:24 AM
If you are a man there is nothing but good coming from Kate Upton. If you were banging that the absolute last thing on your mind would be what SkinnyGossip has to say about her body.
 
2012-07-07 11:46:21 AM
I saw that ad. I didn't notice a cheeseburger in it.
 
2012-07-07 11:50:19 AM

tv_news_guy: I saw that ad. I didn't notice a cheeseburger in it.


But I bet like the rest of us, you went right to Skinny Gossip to see what they had to say.
 
2012-07-07 11:53:28 AM
So some people with mental illness think she's fat. Got it.
 
2012-07-07 11:54:38 AM
Pro-Ana site? They still exist? I thought we sand blasted their scummy residue off the internet a long ass time ago... The only Ana sites I ever see anymore go out of their way to say "We are not Pro-ana! We're just... you know, here to talk about it! Yeah... " And then hide their self destructive whirlpool of loathing behind members only message boards.

/Only good skinny girl is a lanky one. NATURALLY SKINNY.
//Meat is good.
//I like Curvy girls and Lanky girls and not much in between, I'm weird.
 
2012-07-07 12:47:13 PM
Huh. Just this morning, I was watching some old Married...With Children episodes and thought about how the standards of beauty have changed. The smoking hot girls on that show (the arm candy, not the regular stars) would be on every gossip rag today with "ZOMG!!! ACTRESS IN CRISES!!! TEN POUNDS OVERWEIGHT!!!! RED CROSS DISPATCHES DIETICIANS!!!!!" type headlines. It's a shame really since most of those girls were surface of the sun hot.
 
2012-07-07 12:54:53 PM

joshiz: If you are a man there is nothing but good coming from Kate Upton. If you were banging that the absolute last thing on your mind would be what SkinnyGossip has to say about her body.


Kate Upton looks awesome, no doubt about that.

It's just difficult to listen to her speak. With all due respect, she sounds dumber than a barrel of Charleston Chew.


Hoban Washburne: So some people with mental illness think she's fat. Got it.


I remember some folks saying something along the same lines about Liv Tyler (if my memory serves me correctly).

It was patently absurd. Liv Tyler shouldn't have had to apologize for not looking like Lindsay Lohan after a [insert illegal substance here] binge.
 
2012-07-07 02:26:54 PM
She kind of has wide hips, but she's certainly not fat. I'd bang her.
 
2012-07-07 02:48:02 PM
I'm not a boob guy (nor do I like twigs), but Kate Upton is a beautiful woman (and not a BBW either). These people are clearly insane (with envy). I guess they need to bash something in order to forget the messages their body is sending telling them to EAT SOMETHING!
 
2012-07-07 02:56:05 PM
"'Guess who?! Yes, it's the lovely Kate Upton, confidently lumbering up a runway like there's a buffet at the end of it,' they said, before adding: 'She looks thick, vulgar, almost pornographic - and she is a solid 30lb too heavy for this outfit.'"

We don't even have to ask. You're gay. Oh, and you're not helping.
 
2012-07-07 02:59:19 PM
She can stuff my meat in her mouth any time she wants. Would also enjoy a sampling of her Burger.
 
2012-07-07 03:04:02 PM
No pics yet? Thread, I am dissapoint.
 
2012-07-07 03:05:19 PM

Peepeye: "'Guess who?! Yes, it's the lovely Kate Upton, confidently lumbering up a runway like there's a buffet at the end of it,' they said, before adding: 'She looks thick, vulgar, almost pornographic - and she is a solid 30lb too heavy for this outfit.'"

This has to be one of the most ridiculous comments ever. If she lost 30 lbs she would have no boobs or butt. Those are the only "fat" areas on her body.


You mean, she looks sexually attractive? You mean you are knowingly making yourself a repulsive skeleton, and you are proud of it?
 
2012-07-07 03:05:24 PM
food + sex just makes me want to vomit

carl's jr. fark yourself. i remember when Hardees was kewl
but you gayed it up
 
2012-07-07 03:05:37 PM
'cannibal' eh?

Hey Kate, eat me
 
2012-07-07 03:05:43 PM
I'd like to feed her, she's welcome anytime.
 
2012-07-07 03:06:06 PM
Fark you, I'm eating.
 
2012-07-07 03:06:29 PM
We're officially out of problems as a society, aren't we?
 
2012-07-07 03:07:07 PM
She is hot, regardless.however she is a good bit heavier in the bathing suit pics, so I guess technically they're right. That said, she probably looks better in the heavier ones.
 
2012-07-07 03:07:36 PM
Shut up and eat a sammich skeletor.
 
2012-07-07 03:07:40 PM
People with un-treated mental problems are insulting one of the hottest women on Earth? Looking like a concentration camp victim is not natural. Get help now.
 
2012-07-07 03:08:01 PM
Their argument seems rather thin and doesn't carry much weight.
 
2012-07-07 03:08:18 PM

Karma Chameleon: No pics yet? Thread, I am dissapoint.


Here yah go!
scienceroll.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-07 03:11:04 PM

St_Francis_P: Agreed, but those comments come from the Skinny Gossip site, which is pretty goofy. I wouldn't be surprised if the Daily Fail set the site up themselves so they could be "outraged" about it.


Maybe you can start a wevsite about being outraged over the Daily Mail outrage?
 
2012-07-07 03:11:53 PM

CruJones: She is hot, regardless.however she is a good bit heavier in the bathing suit pics, so I guess technically they're right. That said, she probably looks better in the heavier ones.


Seriously? You call that "heavy"? Some people truly are out of touch with reality.
 
2012-07-07 03:11:54 PM
.. brought to you by Carl's Jr.
 
2012-07-07 03:11:57 PM
Is it possible? Could we have another curvy women thread on our hams?

HANDS! I meant to say hands!
 
2012-07-07 03:12:24 PM
Strictly speaking, cannibalism is the eating of human flesh and internal organs by other humans. Either they are confused about the definition or she has cleverly disguised her true species. That and given up being an herbivore.
 
2012-07-07 03:12:25 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-07 03:13:53 PM

InternetSecurityGuard: Strictly speaking, cannibalism is the eating of human flesh and internal organs by other humans. Either they are confused about the definition or she has cleverly disguised her true species. That and given up being an herbivore.


I believe that was their roundabout way of calling Kate a cow
 
2012-07-07 03:14:22 PM

LoneWolf343: Peepeye: "'Guess who?! Yes, it's the lovely Kate Upton, confidently lumbering up a runway like there's a buffet at the end of it,' they said, before adding: 'She looks thick, vulgar, almost pornographic - and she is a solid 30lb too heavy for this outfit.'"

This has to be one of the most ridiculous comments ever. If she lost 30 lbs she would have no boobs or butt. Those are the only "fat" areas on her body.

You mean, she looks sexually attractive? You mean you are knowingly making yourself a repulsive skeleton, and you are proud of it?


I think I heard or read somewhere that anorexics are often the victims of sexual abuse, and making themselves unattractive is their defense.
 
2012-07-07 03:14:33 PM
I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally and figuratively.
 
2012-07-07 03:14:35 PM
This thread is brought to you by Carl's Jr.
 
2012-07-07 03:14:45 PM

Will-Mun: Pro-Ana site? They still exist? I thought we sand blasted their scummy residue off the internet a long ass time ago... The only Ana sites I ever see anymore go out of their way to say "We are not Pro-ana! We're just... you know, here to talk about it! Yeah... " And then hide their self destructive whirlpool of loathing behind members only message boards.

/Only good skinny girl is a lanky one. NATURALLY SKINNY.
//Meat is good.
//I like Curvy girls and Lanky girls and not much in between, I'm weird.


They are like bed bugs and cockroaches.
 
2012-07-07 03:15:12 PM
"Pro-anorexia website?"

Also, those Upton pics have been stretched.
 
2012-07-07 03:16:11 PM
For a good laugh, read the very first FAQ on that stupid website.

http://www.skinnygossip.com/faq/
 
2012-07-07 03:16:12 PM
Are they indirectly implying that Ms. Upton is a cow or did they intend carnivore?
 
2012-07-07 03:16:46 PM

dopeydwarf: CruJones: She is hot, regardless.however she is a good bit heavier in the bathing suit pics, so I guess technically they're right. That said, she probably looks better in the heavier ones.

Seriously? You call that "heavy"? Some people truly are out of touch with reality.


No, I said HEAVIER. As in one set she is heavier than the others. That is a fact. It's not a judgement. I believe I said she probably looks better in the heavier ones. I did not say "too heavy" or call her "heavy" I simply made a statement of fact that she is heavier in those than she was previously. As in weighs more pounds. Heavier.
 
2012-07-07 03:16:53 PM
Those website commenters wouldn't be Chewlie's Gum representatives too, would they?
 
2012-07-07 03:17:04 PM
As a former Carl's Jr. worker I can say their burgers were not made of human flesh during the time that I worked there.

/getting a kick
 
2012-07-07 03:17:21 PM

TheSwizz: For a good laugh, read the very first FAQ on that stupid website.

http://www.skinnygossip.com/faq/


Very first rule that gets moderated:
"Personal attacks against anyone. Grow up, or go sit at the kiddie table!"

That is priceless.
 
2012-07-07 03:17:52 PM
i.imgur.com

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-07 03:17:58 PM
"Pro-Anorexia"?
 
2012-07-07 03:18:49 PM

Nightshade50: As a former Carl's Jr. worker I can say their burgers were not made of human flesh during the time that I worked there.

/getting a kick


Goddamn, I really miss Carl's Jr..
 
2012-07-07 03:19:37 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 569x386]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-07 03:20:38 PM
Well, they make no bones about it, they got right to the skinny of the story. I guess it really got under their skin.
 
2012-07-07 03:20:59 PM
If she lost 30 pounds she would look more like Ann Coulter. No thank you.
 
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