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(Daily Mail)   31 years later, Natalie Wood's death certificate now changed from 'accident' to 'undetermined'. C'mon, now they're really going overboard   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2012-07-07 01:23:10 PM
Stop me if you heard this one.....

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?


A: "Olea laurifolia (Black Ironwood) is a species of flowering plant belonging to the olive family Oleaceae. It is native to KwaZulu-Natal Province, South Africa.
 
2012-07-07 03:01:26 PM
Sounds all wet, if you ask me.
 
2012-07-07 03:04:41 PM

Mugato: Stop me if you heard this one.....

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?


A: "Olea laurifolia (Black Ironwood) is a species of flowering plant belonging to the olive family Oleaceae. It is native to KwaZulu-Natal Province, South Africa.


Along those lines and kinda related
 
2012-07-07 03:10:58 PM
This news is sure to make a splash.
 
2012-07-07 03:12:08 PM
If it was murder, the police blew their chance to prosecute it thirty farking years ago. Nothing short of a confession is going to change anything.
 
2012-07-07 03:12:09 PM
Everyone on that boat was drunk and/or stoned.
 
2012-07-07 03:14:16 PM
Mmmmm, Natalie Wood.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-07 03:15:21 PM

BalugaJoe: Everyone on that boat was drunk and/or stoned.


Or pushing hot chicks over the side.
 
2012-07-07 03:16:00 PM
Christopher Walken had something to do with it. He was on the boat.
 
2012-07-07 03:22:52 PM

Mark Ratner: Christopher Walken had something to do with it. He was on the boat.


I remember seeing A View to a Kill with my mom when I was 7 and at the end Christopher Walken started shooting all his henchmen and they all drowned and my mom said, "That's messed up", I didn't get it until like 10 years later.
 
2012-07-07 03:24:24 PM

TheHappTroll: Mugato: Stop me if you heard this one.....

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?


A: "Olea laurifolia (Black Ironwood) is a species of flowering plant belonging to the olive family Oleaceae. It is native to KwaZulu-Natal Province, South Africa.

Along those lines and kinda related


That's awesome, both of you.
 
2012-07-07 03:24:37 PM

Spare Me: Mmmmm, Natalie Wood.

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That's really sad. The dog is probably dead by now.
 
2012-07-07 03:25:29 PM
Why didnt Natallie Wood take a shower before bed on the boat that night?

She wanted to wash up on shore.
 
2012-07-07 03:37:00 PM

Mugato: Stop me if you heard this one.....

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?


A: "Olea laurifolia (Black Ironwood) is a species of flowering plant belonging to the olive family Oleaceae. It is native to KwaZulu-Natal Province, South Africa.


Lol. That is farking funny.
 
2012-07-07 03:38:26 PM
Unless they changed her from "dead" to "alive"....let the woman rest in peace!
 
2012-07-07 03:38:42 PM

Mark Ratner: Christopher Walken had something to do with it. He was on the boat.


He's not Christopher Swimmen for a reason.
 
2012-07-07 04:10:45 PM

shower_in_my_socks: If it was murder, the police blew their chance to prosecute it thirty farking years ago. Nothing short of a confession is going to change anything.


Begin the thawing of Peter Falk!
 
2012-07-07 04:22:04 PM

Clash City Farker: Why didnt Natallie Wood take a shower before bed on the boat that night?

She wanted to wash up on shore.


What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.
 
2012-07-07 04:53:58 PM
Someone had a brainstorm I guess.
 
2012-07-07 05:00:39 PM
She should never have accepted that ride home from Ted Kennedy.
 
2012-07-07 05:10:39 PM
She really shouldn't have had so many questions about reverse mortgages.
 
2012-07-07 05:14:39 PM

BigLuca: She should never have accepted that ride home from Ted Kennedy.


He's got Jack's looks and Bobby's fervor,
But if he drives you home, bring a life preserver.
 
2012-07-07 05:16:35 PM
Ok, since we're dredging up the old jokes:

Q: What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood could have used?

A: A good stroke
 
2012-07-07 05:17:12 PM

generalDisdain: BigLuca: She should never have accepted that ride home from Ted Kennedy.

He's got Jack's looks and Bobby's fervor,
But if he drives you home, bring a life preserver.


tommcmahon.typepad.com
 
2012-07-07 05:19:39 PM

Spatula Porn: Unless they changed her from "dead" to "alive"....let the woman rest in peace!


Because if someone close to you died... even if it was 30+ years ago... wouldn't you want to know if it was more than an accident? I know I would.
 
2012-07-07 06:18:32 PM

Rapmaster2000: She really shouldn't have had so many questions about reverse mortgages.


"It may not be right for you."

/There was a warning.
 
2012-07-07 06:19:23 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Someone had a brainstorm I guess.


I love that movie.
 
Slu
2012-07-07 06:28:25 PM

downstairs: Spatula Porn: Unless they changed her from "dead" to "alive"....let the woman rest in peace!

Because if someone close to you died... even if it was 30+ years ago... wouldn't you want to know if it was more than an accident? I know I would.


I understand why her family cares. I do not understand why anyone else cares. At all.
 
2012-07-07 06:30:46 PM
i172.photobucket.com

Damn she was hot.

/crawl thru miles of broken glass etc.
 
2012-07-07 06:32:33 PM

Mugato: Stop me if you heard this one.....

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?


A: "Olea laurifolia (Black Ironwood) is a species of flowering plant belonging to the olive family Oleaceae. It is native to KwaZulu-Natal Province, South Africa.


What's Dennis Wilson's favorite Beach Boys song? "I Get A Drowned."

/aisle seat please
 
2012-07-07 06:34:42 PM
There was a reason she changed her name to "Natalie Wood"...
 
2012-07-07 07:15:04 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 640x542]

Damn she was hot.

/crawl thru miles of broken glass etc.


I can still remember my mom watching West Side Story on television when I was little. She was such a knockout in that. I may have only been a very little boy, but I knew what I liked. My other favorite Natalie Wood movie is The Splendor in the Grass.

The other jokes making the rounds the summer of '82 were ones relating to the accident on the set of Twilight Zone film. "How do they know Vic Morrow had dandruff? They found his Head and Shoulders in the bushes!"
 
2012-07-07 07:33:24 PM

Repo Man: CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 640x542]

Damn she was hot.

/crawl thru miles of broken glass etc.

I can still remember my mom watching West Side Story on television when I was little. She was such a knockout in that. I may have only been a very little boy, but I knew what I liked. My other favorite Natalie Wood movie is The Splendor in the Grass.

The other jokes making the rounds the summer of '82 were ones relating to the accident on the set of Twilight Zone film. "How do they know Vic Morrow had dandruff? They found his Head and Shoulders in the bushes!"


As a kid I remember watching her and feeling funny while not knowing why.
 
2012-07-07 08:06:08 PM

BroVinny: generalDisdain: BigLuca: She should never have accepted that ride home from Ted Kennedy.

He's got Jack's looks and Bobby's fervor,
But if he drives you home, bring a life preserver.

[tommcmahon.typepad.com image 498x700]


That's quite an elaborate joke-advertisement....
 
2012-07-07 09:02:13 PM
I've always liked the way the British equivalent of a coroner listed Brian Jones death: death by misadventure.

I think that applies in Ms. Woods case too.

/Heh heh heh heh heh heh he said wood heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
//Calm down Beavis
 
2012-07-07 09:14:22 PM
img.photobucket.com

I'd so love to disappoint her.
 
2012-07-07 09:34:52 PM
she was drunk and fell in. . then dennis wilson held her underwater
 
2012-07-08 12:33:29 AM

JohnAnnArbor: BroVinny: generalDisdain: BigLuca: She should never have accepted that ride home from Ted Kennedy.

He's got Jack's looks and Bobby's fervor,
But if he drives you home, bring a life preserver.

[tommcmahon.typepad.com image 498x700]

That's quite an elaborate joke-advertisement....


Not sure if serious... You do know that this was National Lampoon's most famous faux advertisement.
 
2012-07-08 02:01:17 AM
I thought the bigger controversy was who raped her. Supposedly when that person dies they will release the info. At one point they suspected either Burt Lancaster or Kirk Douglas....
 
2012-07-08 08:41:53 AM
She went walken around a boat at night. It's dangerous.
 
2012-07-08 08:49:15 AM

Spare Me: Mmmmm, Natalie Wood.


i45.tinypic.com

Too soon?
 
2012-07-08 09:08:50 AM

Tsar_Bomba1: I thought the bigger controversy was who raped her. Supposedly when that person dies they will release the info. At one point they suspected either Burt Lancaster or Kirk Douglas....


That's messed up.
 
2012-07-08 10:37:14 AM
i.imgur.com

Your mother didn't really drown.
 
rpl
2012-07-08 03:54:45 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Is it just me or the body language in this photo is weirder than Cruise and Miscav...er, I mean, Holmes'?
 
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