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2012-07-07 08:57:22 AM
My best campfire meal was a smoked pork shoulder that I smoked over an open fire overlooking Lake Champlain in New York state for about 10 hours. Apple wood

/drank almost a case Genny cream ale
 
2012-07-07 09:07:19 AM
The BBC international page really pisses me off. I can't read it, why not? Because it's not funded by the license fee but is commercially funded... So? Who cares how it's funded, show me the farking webpage you fat bastards.
 
2012-07-07 09:17:52 AM
I like making Banana Boats for dessert. Slice a banana length-wise, stuff with mini marshmallows and chocolate chips, wrap in tinfoil, and set on the outskirts of the fire while you cook. Mmmnm
 
2012-07-07 10:43:24 AM
I prefer to cook the person who brought along way too much shiat for camping because hey - less to help carry back.
 
2012-07-07 10:57:38 AM
Who the fark brings Tater Tots on a camping trip?
 
2012-07-07 10:57:41 AM
If you have a cooler, Dutch oven, tongs, etc.. You aren't really camping.

Probably about twent feet from the car.
 
2012-07-07 10:59:18 AM

windowseat: Who the fark brings Tater Tots on a camping trip?


i269.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-07 10:59:45 AM
One of the best steaks I can remember eating was done on a campfire. Not over the fire, but actually on the red hot coals. Forget the grill, a little wood ash won't hurt you.
 
2012-07-07 11:03:05 AM

CruJones: If you have a cooler, Dutch oven, tongs, etc.. You aren't really camping.

Probably about twent feet from the car.


Respectfully disagree on the dutch oven. Start a pot of beans and bacon in the morning, bury it in coals and cover it up so no pesky forest fires, go crash Rounf the woods all day and come back to a hot dinner. Then recreate campfire scene from Blazing Saddles.
 
2012-07-07 11:04:21 AM
i56.photobucket.com

Steak sandwiches, skillet fried sweet potatoes, and garlic breadsticks.
 
2012-07-07 11:05:01 AM
Dayyum, two food threads today. Makin' me hungry. And that cat thread is makin' every goldurned Chinee's stomach growl.
 
2012-07-07 11:05:14 AM
Me hunggee - H. Simpson.
 
2012-07-07 11:06:56 AM
 
2012-07-07 11:07:21 AM
I've paid the BBC a license fee for 30+ years, and yet I cannot view this content as I have the temerity to live in the UK.
 
2012-07-07 11:11:39 AM

CruJones: If you have a cooler, Dutch oven, tongs, etc.. You aren't really camping.

Probably about twent feet from the car.


And if you bring food? Pfffft. Might as well stay home. Chuck rocks at toads and eat them raw. That's camping.
 
2012-07-07 11:11:41 AM
Technically, they've come full oval, but why split hairs?
 
2012-07-07 11:15:06 AM
Now when I was a boy
My daddy sat me on his knee
And he told me
He told me many things
And he said son
There's alot of things in this world
You're gonna have no use for
And when you get blue
And you've lost all your dreams
There's nothin like a campfire
And a can of beans

/Lucky Day
 
2012-07-07 11:17:32 AM
One whole chicken stuffed with garlic, rubbed with butter or olive oil, wrapped in foil and laid in the hot coals. The bigger the fire the faster the cooking. Use a shovel to get it in and out of the fire.
 
2012-07-07 11:21:38 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: My best campfire meal was a smoked pork shoulder that I smoked over an open fire overlooking Lake Champlain in New York state for about 10 hours. Apple wood

/drank almost a case Genny cream ale


The beer farts in the forest must have killed off all the nearby wildlife.
 
2012-07-07 11:24:18 AM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: CruJones: If you have a cooler, Dutch oven, tongs, etc.. You aren't really camping.

Probably about twent feet from the car.

And if you bring food? Pfffft. Might as well stay home. Chuck rocks at toads and eat them raw. That's camping.


Moss and lichens to goddamn good for you? I bet you don't even drink you own piss, you farking poser.
 
2012-07-07 11:29:53 AM
Why are you guys eating all that organic crap? Real men who are really camping eat the rocks you wasted throwing at toads.
 
2012-07-07 11:32:34 AM
A cookbook...for camping?

/wrong
//you're doing it
 
2012-07-07 11:33:33 AM

Krymson Tyde: I bet you don't even drink you own piss, you farking poser.


Camping essentials: empty jug, a decanter, and a couple wine glasses.

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-07 11:34:55 AM
Chili, whole chickens, beef short ribs, rabbit, Gem hamburgers, bacon, eggs, and for the kicker ramen noodles.
/The noodles are good for when you just come back from fishing and need something quick
 
2012-07-07 11:42:12 AM

Krymson Tyde: Moss and lichens to goddamn good for you? I bet you don't even drink you own piss, you farking poser.


I bet you packed clothes, you soft sissy. A real man stays warm by slaughtering a bear with his own hands and wearing the fur.
 
2012-07-07 11:46:14 AM
"rosemary red potatoes" "saute pan"
On a camping trip?!

You know how I can tell you are gay?
 
2012-07-07 11:48:12 AM

YouWinAgainGravity: Krymson Tyde: Moss and lichens to goddamn good for you? I bet you don't even drink you own piss, you farking poser.

I bet you packed clothes, you soft sissy. A real man stays warm by slaughtering a bear Bigfoot with his own hands and wearing the fur.

 
2012-07-07 11:49:11 AM
That was a pretty shiat article. Those guys need to turn-in their man cards.

/probably bronies
 
2012-07-07 11:50:01 AM

CruJones: If you have a cooler, Dutch oven, tongs, etc.. You aren't really camping.

Probably about twent feet from the car.


Heh. I have this thing called a 4x4 and sometimes I do camp about 20' from my truck in the middle of nowhere. We call it base camp. From there we hike to the good fishing spots and at the end of the day come back to some awesome stew or hamhocks and beans that have been simmering all day in a buried dutch oven. I like toughing it but I'm not a moran. I also bring beer, scotch and cigars.
 
2012-07-07 11:54:46 AM
Philmont Scout Ranch Staff 1999

A Kick,
I'm getting it.

/not an Eagle Scout
 
2012-07-07 11:56:38 AM
Meh. My last camping trip involved a triple-slide 5th wheel, a Cummins turbo, dirt bikes, and the smell of premix in the morning. Started a fire so the kids could burn the bejesus out of some marshmallows, tho.

I've cooked many a steak and burger on a campfire when I was younger, but that has been... some time ago. My 'campfire' now is a big green egg.
 
2012-07-07 11:58:21 AM

kenchie: I've paid the BBC a license fee for 30+ years, and yet I cannot view this content as I have the temerity to live in the UK.


Nanny knows best. Foreigners might put ideas in your head dear.
 
2012-07-07 11:58:24 AM
wildcardjack, that is my nominee for saddest TW song.
 
2012-07-07 11:59:04 AM
I prefer to eat like a wild man:

ecx.images-amazon.com

/currently in my cookbook library
 
2012-07-07 11:59:15 AM
Ah, this bring to mind a great time. We went camping with some friends, who brought another couple with them. He seemed pretty decent, his girlfriend was a raging biatch. She brought all kinds of goodies to cook, while we just had hot dogs and beer. The first morning she cooked bacon over a fire inside aluminum foil. My friend asked her for some (when she first put it on the fire) and she told him "No. Next time bring your own farking food". Within a few minutes the grease caught on fire and burned everything she was cooking. Dumbass threw water on it and spread the fire to her sleeping bag. My girlfriend of the time finally broke down and offered her one of the hot dogs, 'cause the rest of us kept saying "Fark you, bring your own food next time.:" They left that morning and the rest of us enjoyed the next two days with our beer and crappy food.
 
2012-07-07 12:00:28 PM

Keyser_Soze_Death: That was a pretty shiat article. Those guys need to turn-in their man cards.

/probably bronies


No kidding. I guess the Beeb has never seen men in America go hunting in deer and elk season. Cattle round ups. Horse round ups in the high country. Or, even the freaking Boy Scouts who've been cooking in the fire for a hundred years.

Late to the party, Beeb.
 
2012-07-07 12:11:44 PM
Its the British

Clemkadidlefark: Keyser_Soze_Death: That was a pretty shiat article. Those guys need to turn-in their man cards.

/probably bronies

No kidding. I guess the Beeb has never seen men in America go hunting in deer and elk season. Cattle round ups. Horse round ups in the high country. Or, even the freaking Boy Scouts who've been cooking in the fire for a hundred years.

Late to the party, Beeb.


The Englishman's idea of adventure is now changing the color of his eyeliner.
 
2012-07-07 12:18:42 PM

Keyser_Soze_Death: That was a pretty shiat article. Those guys need to turn-in their man cards.

/probably bronies


They will sell quite a few of those cookbooks; mostly to women who think it will be a great gift, but whatever. They're making money.
 
2012-07-07 12:23:31 PM

YouWinAgainGravity: Krymson Tyde: Moss and lichens to goddamn good for you? I bet you don't even drink you own piss, you farking poser.

I bet you packed clothes, you soft sissy. A real man stays warm by slaughtering a bear with his own hands and wearing the fur.


Is that all you do with one? Kill and use for clothing, maybe food?

The last time I went camping I captured a Bigfoot in a snare I fashioned from young branches and bear tendons. I made that biatch my wife for the weekend.Yeah, he complained a lot at first, but he cried when he realized he was going to be breakfast on my last morning and the relationship meant nothing to me.
 
2012-07-07 12:24:16 PM
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All you really need.
 
2012-07-07 12:27:30 PM

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All you really need.


Chainsaw camping?
 
2012-07-07 12:31:53 PM

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All you really need.


Okay, I've never seen that trick before and I'm curious- how do you start the fire down in the crevices? Dump hot coals from another fire in and let it ignite?
 
2012-07-07 12:33:29 PM
Good lord, why make it so complex? Bring hot dogs tins of beans etc. Eggs and bacon and a skillet for breakfast. The dogs are backup in case you don't catch enough fish. Lots a beer is also helpful. I always thought "roughing it" was part of the fun. Otherwise you may as well go to the lake for the day and head home and cook a nice meal.

/will be camping on the cape fear river in a couple of weeks.
//its not camping if a cabin and a toilet are involved
 
2012-07-07 12:34:03 PM

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All you really need.

Chainsaw camping?


Is there any other kind?
 
2012-07-07 12:36:14 PM

Ace's Pretty Pirate Kitty: Basily Gourt: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 141x640]">

All you really need.

Okay, I've never seen that trick before and I'm curious- how do you start the fire down in the crevices? Dump hot coals from another fire in and let it ignite?


No idea. Got that off another forum I frequent. Might just be a silly parlor trick. Either you have to truck in a chainsaw, or truck in the prepared logs.
 
2012-07-07 12:38:17 PM
Seasoning everything with alcohol: So easy even a cave man can do it.
 
2012-07-07 12:44:08 PM
I just throw a couple of MREs in my pack for the weekend.
 
2012-07-07 12:44:41 PM

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All you really need.


That's different, I'm going to try that next time out. I always feel smarter after a fark session.
 
2012-07-07 12:45:07 PM

Basily Gourt: mikaloyd: Basily Gourt: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 141x640]">

All you really need.

Chainsaw camping?

Is there any other kind?


I thought they called that logging.
 
2012-07-07 12:46:43 PM

Ace's Pretty Pirate Kitty: Basily Gourt: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 141x640]">

All you really need.

Okay, I've never seen that trick before and I'm curious- how do you start the fire down in the crevices? Dump hot coals from another fire in and let it ignite?


pour chainsaw fuel down the cracks, stand back and throw lit matches at it.
 
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