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(NW Florida Daily News)   Your life is in the gutter when you get busted for smoking pot in the bathroom of a bowling alley. You can say you've been framed but in reality you're going down the wrong lane and just hope this is the last strike against you. Pinhead   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 37
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2012-07-07 03:40:25 AM
I was going to comment, but I have to split
 
2012-07-07 05:05:10 AM
The guy is a turkey, but you have to admit that he has balls.
 
2012-07-07 05:20:58 AM
Spare me
 
2012-07-07 05:21:11 AM
i will never have this problem
 
2012-07-07 05:23:43 AM
Just move to San Francisco, Berkeley or Oakland. Nobody cares if you smoke pot here. It's not going to ruin your life here.
 
2012-07-07 05:24:58 AM
This makes me hate bowling even more!
 
2012-07-07 05:26:28 AM
He probably should have just picked up and split. I doubt they'll spare him in court.
 
2012-07-07 05:29:16 AM
you called?
 
2012-07-07 05:32:10 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-07 05:35:51 AM
Nicely done,subby.
 
2012-07-07 06:04:39 AM
I've smoked weed in a plethora of bathrooms. But never in a bowling alley's.

A deputy arrived and asked the man if he had any illegal narcotics in his possession. He said he didn't, and gave the deputy permission to search him.

And that was his mistake.
 
2012-07-07 06:05:19 AM
Did he stop to strike one up during the beer frame?
 
2012-07-07 06:07:51 AM
My gawd I am so sick of pun headlines.

/Vomit.
 
2012-07-07 06:14:23 AM

fusillade762: I've smoked weed in a plethora of bathrooms. But never in a bowling alley's.

A deputy arrived and asked the man if he had any illegal narcotics in his possession. He said he didn't, and gave the deputy permission to search him.

And that was his mistake.


He actually didn't have any narcotics according to the article. Pot is not derived from opium.
 
2012-07-07 06:21:11 AM
Yeah, that's just like your opinion, man.
 
2012-07-07 06:22:10 AM
Don't you judge me Subby.
 
2012-07-07 06:49:23 AM

fusillade762: And that was his mistake.


2nd mistake.

The first was using illegal drugs in a place of public commerce.
 
2012-07-07 07:04:19 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: The first was using illegal drugs in a place of public commerce.


I'm pretty sure pot only counts as one.
 
2012-07-07 07:07:13 AM
As he should have been arrested. Today, he's smoking pot. Tommorow, he's strung out on meth robbing convenience stores and sucking men off in the back alley because pot is a dangerous gateway drug.

Anyone who uses pot deserves to be in a prison like the hardened criminals they are. It has no medicinal use, only to spur crimes and ruin our neighborhoods.

Harmless?
 
2012-07-07 07:11:09 AM

BronyMedic: As he should have been arrested. Today, he's smoking pot. Tommorow, he's strung out on meth robbing convenience stores and sucking men off in the back alley because pot is a dangerous gateway drug.

Anyone who uses pot deserves to be in a prison like the hardened criminals they are. It has no medicinal use, only to spur crimes and ruin our neighborhoods.

Harmless?


I once saw a guy go fishing with a bowie knife on a chain. I wonder what made me think of that....
 
2012-07-07 07:12:23 AM

BronyMedic: As he should have been arrested. Today, he's smoking pot. Tommorow, he's strung out on meth robbing convenience stores and sucking men off in the back alley because pot is a dangerous gateway drug.

Anyone who uses pot deserves to be in a prison like the hardened criminals they are. It has no medicinal use, only to spur crimes and ruin our neighborhoods.

Harmless?


6/10
you could of referenced face eating, jobless, and homeless also.
 
2012-07-07 07:13:08 AM
Tickle Mittens: I once saw a guy go fishing with a bowie knife on a chain. I wonder what made me think of that....

Hey. That was just as factual as anything the United States Office of Drug Control Policy has released in the last 30 years.
 
2012-07-07 07:14:26 AM

BronyMedic: As he should have been arrested. Today, he's smoking pot. Tommorow, he's strung out on meth robbing convenience stores and sucking men off in the back alley because pot is a dangerous gateway drug.

Anyone who uses pot deserves to be in a prison like the hardened criminals they are. It has no medicinal use, only to spur crimes and ruin our neighborhoods.

Harmless?


8/10

Not bad, but needs more spittle-flecked outrage and misspellings, and never mentions the children.
 
2012-07-07 07:15:31 AM
Marijuana makes mulattos mug 'Merikans.
wonkette.com
 
2012-07-07 07:18:32 AM
the fact is. it's illegal. and only hawaiians planning to become president should technically be allowed to get stoned.
 
2012-07-07 08:56:18 AM
Maybe in jail someone will get his hole in one while he's giving the birdie to another dude. Probably a chip off the old block. Just couldn't land the green without bogie-ing it up for everyone...
/doesn't understand bowling
 
2012-07-07 09:13:45 AM

SoxSweepAgain: My gawd I am so sick of pun headlines.

/Vomit.


I have had it with these muthafarkin puns on this muthafarkin website!
 
2012-07-07 10:08:19 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

what a turkey!!!
 
2012-07-07 10:50:08 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: Did he stop to strike one up during the beer frame?


I wanted to make this pun.

:(
 
2012-07-07 12:03:41 PM

Carlip: Maybe in jail someone will get his hole in one while he's giving the birdie to another dude. Probably a chip off the old block. Just couldn't land the green without bogie-ing it up for everyone...
/doesn't understand bowling


Shut the fark up, Donny.
 
2012-07-07 12:24:26 PM
Sounds like he was set up.
 
2012-07-07 12:27:39 PM
If he would've used a one hitter correctly, he could've stayed on the lane and nobody would be the wiser. Been there done that. Rookies.
 
2012-07-07 01:26:08 PM

EnviroDude: I was going to comment, but I have to split


7/10
 
2012-07-07 02:55:47 PM

BronyMedic: As he should have been arrested. Today, he's smoking pot. Tommorow, he's strung out on meth robbing convenience stores and sucking men off in the back alley because pot is a dangerous gateway drug.

Anyone who uses pot deserves to be in a prison like the hardened criminals they are. It has no medicinal use, only to spur crimes and ruin our neighborhoods.

Harmless?


Normally you're sane and rational. Wife life typing? Someone using your PC?

If you want to talk about 'gateway' drugs, look at the legal ones first.
 
2012-07-07 03:30:18 PM
Acharne: BronyMedic: As he should have been arrested. Today, he's smoking pot. Tommorow, he's strung out on meth robbing convenience stores and sucking men off in the back alley because pot is a dangerous gateway drug.

Anyone who uses pot deserves to be in a prison like the hardened criminals they are. It has no medicinal use, only to spur crimes and ruin our neighborhoods.

Harmless?

Normally you're sane and rational. Wife life typing? Someone using your PC?

If you want to talk about 'gateway' drugs, look at the legal ones first.


That thar's a joke boy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LCsiWL6gn0
 
2012-07-08 03:07:15 AM

rdkerns: BronyMedic: As he should have been arrested. Today, he's smoking pot. Tommorow, he's strung out on meth robbing convenience stores and sucking men off in the back alley because pot is a dangerous gateway drug.

Anyone who uses pot deserves to be in a prison like the hardened criminals they are. It has no medicinal use, only to spur crimes and ruin our neighborhoods.

Harmless?

6/10
you could of referenced face eating, jobless, and homeless also.


Why you bringing up bath salts?? That's knid of a stretch.
 
2012-07-08 04:35:04 AM
KyDave:

Why you bringing up bath salts?? That's knid of a stretch.

WTF is a knid? Somebody FTFM.
 
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