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(ESPN)   Ray Allen replaces George Zimmerman as deadliest shooter in Florida   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Ray Allen, John Hollinger, Miami, Miami Heat, NBA free agency, J.A. Adande, Eddy Curry, Micky Arison  
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2274 clicks; posted to Sports » on 07 Jul 2012 at 2:10 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-07 07:20:46 AM  
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salvador.hardin: Ohhh its funny. Zimmerman shot and killed a child and this man shoots basketballs very well. Shoot and shoot. Its funny when words are the same for different contexts. Also, its edgy because Zimmerman shot and killed a child. Its edgy when you make jokes that minimize a recent tragedy that didn't affect you directly. This headline is edgy and funny because George Zimmerman shot and killed a child.

Marcus Vick was the least accurate gunslinger in Virginia Tech history until Frank Cho came along.
2012-07-07 04:25:26 AM  
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Mike_LowELL: ITT: People who look back fondly on the days when the NBA was dominated by Magic's Lakers and Bird's Celtics discuss how the league sucks now because it's too top-heavy.

I am TOTALLY one of those people. this is crap!
2012-07-07 03:10:04 AM  
1 vote:
First of many. Ray will be the special guest star for this season, only to have his character killed off in the next (Right in time to galvanize the team for their first threepeat). After they do a tasteful goodbye in the Dexter series finale the next superstar looking for a ring will join and the cycle repeats. I hope it's Rajon.

Seriously, fark Boston. This is what you get for letting two of those 9/11 planes out of Logan (Note: NYKnicks traded rights for revenge for another key piece to a 2005 NBA championship team)

What are you dumb micks going to do now? Shoot someone's preggo wife and blame it on the black guy...
2012-07-07 02:20:42 AM  
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Marcus Aurelius: For a second I thought it said "deadlist cooter in Florida" and I imagined Anna Nicole coming back from the dead.

/not a pretty sight

I don't think I've ever seen someone work harder at a joke that was never within a mile of being funny.
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