Randolph and Mortimer
Billy Ray and Winthorpe
Colman and Ophelia
Beeks
Baggage Handler

See You Next Wednesday!

Mulling over the possibilities:

Eddie Murphy is trapped in the family-film ghetto, and his ability to play the likable wiseass died sometime right after Beverly Hills Cop II.

Dan Ackroyd is suffering from something of a prolonged career death, himself, and his sequels (Caddyshack II, Ghostbusters II, Blues Brothers 2000) stink to high heaven.

Al Franken stopped being intentionally funny long ago.

Many of the principals of the original, as already noted, are dead.

Director John Landis, who gave us stinker sequels with each of the two leads, has also been on something of a decline.

I predict Hollywood will green-light a sequel within five years.

Pray 4 Mojo: Hey!!! Let's all say things from that movie!!!

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

They should do this but it should be spun into a reality show a la The Apprentice, but instead of Donald you have the old guys trying to sink the others recruits. Think about it: recruit a bunch homeless people to battle each other for a chance to make it. The desperation, street smarts and sheer survival skills, combined with the mental illness and alcoholism would make for constant tension and duplicity. There might even be a stabbing.

And here I was wondering if they were going to somehow convince Jamie Lee Curtis to show the goods again, and whether or not she'd still look good.

Damn you subby!