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(The Raw Story)   Utah mayor puts fate of his amazing handlebar mustache in hands of the voters   (rawstory.com) divider line 33
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2012-07-07 12:11:46 AM
Snarr's wife April, however, is tired of being poked by it and has threatened to cut it off while he's asleep.

She could just cut off the side that's annoying her. The other side would take care of itself.
 
2012-07-07 12:13:05 AM
That's not a handle bar mustache. It's an obscenity to all goodness.
 
2012-07-07 12:14:44 AM
Elections have consequences. It'll soon be time for snipp snapp, Snarr.
 
2012-07-07 12:14:48 AM

wildcardjack: That's not a handle bar mustache. It's an obscenity to all goodness.


THIS. It looks like he styles it with Ben Stiller's cum
 
2012-07-07 12:24:39 AM
He told the Los Angeles Times that his love of handlebar mustaches goes back meny years, to when he served in the Green Berets.

farking terrible.
 
2012-07-07 12:26:32 AM

Yes this is dog: He told the Los Angeles Times that his love of handlebar mustaches goes back meny years, to when he served in the Green Berets.

ferking terrible.


Sorry, pet peeve.
 
2012-07-07 12:27:06 AM

Yes this is dog: He told the Los Angeles Times that his love of handlebar mustaches goes back meny years, to when he served in the Green Berets.

farking terrible.


This. F*cking spellcheck, how does it work?!?
 
2012-07-07 12:27:12 AM
Disgusting.
 
2012-07-07 12:28:22 AM
"I think it's in the freak state,"

Sorry, honey, Utah's up there but the freak state is still definitely Florida.
 
2012-07-07 12:32:37 AM
Snarr's wife April, however, is tired of being poked by it and has threatened to cut it off while he's asleep.

I hope to God she is talking about his moustache.

/She sounds like she wears plaid.
 
2012-07-07 12:36:36 AM
Slow news day in Utah
 
2012-07-07 12:44:18 AM
It's all fun until he runs it through someones eye.
 
2012-07-07 12:50:00 AM
The real issue is the disrespectful display of the flag shirt (that arm is not pointing north).

Clearly this real 'murican doesn't deserve his mustache.
 
2012-07-07 01:00:00 AM
SPELL CHECKERS ARE NEAT.
 
2012-07-07 01:03:12 AM
BY CRACKY!!!
 
2012-07-07 01:03:28 AM

fusillade762: Yes this is dog: He told the Los Angeles Times that his love of handlebar mustaches goes back meny years, to when he served in the Green Berets.

farking terrible.

This. F*cking spellcheck, how does it work?!?


The scary thing is that it isn't even a word that should be needed to be spell checked if a child had written it, never mind somebody in the journalism industry.
 
2012-07-07 01:04:26 AM
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2012-07-07 01:07:00 AM
When my brother and I were home at Xmas when we were in college, years ago, we went Xmas shopping with our family.

As I was wandering through some department store, I saw this one guy with a really extravigant red, waxed handlebar moustache. It was very distinctive. A bit later, I came across my brother in another section of the store and he was giggling. I asked him what was up. As it turned out, he had encountered the same guy, only Greg had kind of stared in awe. The guy noticed this and used the attention to reach up and kind of twirl/twist one side of it between his thumb and forefinger, sort of preening. What caused the giggles was that in doing so, half of that side broke off.
 
2012-07-07 01:07:57 AM
i.imgur.com

I capped that garbage, just in case they catch it and change it.
 
2012-07-07 01:25:24 AM

Yes this is dog: He told the Los Angeles Times that his love of handlebar mustaches goes back meny years, to when he served in the Green Berets.

farking terrible.


Men-y years. He married a woman?
 
2012-07-07 01:39:47 AM
Jesus Christ.

/Snarr is my mayor
//Didn't need to RTA to know who the headline was about
 
2012-07-07 01:55:27 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-07 02:19:31 AM
What an awesome way to bring a community together. Hell after that video, I'd rather vote for Dan Snarr for POTUS than either of the guys vying for the office now.
 
2012-07-07 02:29:14 AM
Anyone got a Ron Swanson photo?
 
2012-07-07 02:44:25 AM
Politics come and go, but that mustache must be protected like an endangered species. It's more respectable than any politician ever could be, that's for sure.
 
2012-07-07 03:58:32 AM
Let's be honest, the real reason he keeps it is so he can huff the glue fumes from his superglued 'stache.
 
2012-07-07 04:34:02 AM
www.carnivalsavers.com

Win or lose, this guy has a future at the carnival.
 
2012-07-07 07:42:49 AM
That's not a handlebar moustache, it's a Fu Manchu at 90-degree angles.
 
2012-07-07 09:14:02 AM
facial hair is not very LDS. this man must not have a high priest calling.
 
2012-07-07 10:21:10 AM
PunkTiger

That's not a handlebar moustache, it's a Fu Manchu at 90-degree angles.

^ This. Those whiskers are on his chin, not upper lip.
 
2012-07-07 10:35:02 AM
I remember he did this a few years ago, for a children's charity. Now he's doing it because his wife won't shut up about it or something. Maybe he's lost perspective of what's important.
 
2012-07-07 12:37:40 PM
Its good to see all the subscribers to Mustache Afficianado here on fark. With a great mustache comes great responsibility.
 
2012-07-08 09:26:59 AM
I, too, know all too well the pride, pain, responsibility and sacrifice that comes with the priviledge of going through life with an Awesome Mustache. Like any other super power, I've learned that I must always use it for the greater good of the community it serves, never for personal gain. But more than anything else, I've learned this: DON'T PUT IT UP FOR A FARKING VOTE!
 
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