mr intrepid: Please don't tell me some network picked up his pilot.
Hagbardr: His resignation reads like a bizarre word salad.
farkityfarker: I'm in Inslee's vacant district. Gotta tell you: not having a Congressman hasn't affected my life at all.
Round Fish on Toast: Said S.E. Cupp:"he leers at women's body parts and snaps cell phone pictures of them, goes "cougar hunting" and repeats the line "I'm Thai."
"Hi there, Thai. Want to play 'make up some names and sign them on this petition'? Well, then how about 'hide the campaign button'?"
stoli n coke: Aw, he has a Thad.
"Yeth, yeth I doth hath a thad."
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Round Fish on Toast: Said S.E. Cupp:"he leers at women's body parts and snaps cell phone pictures of them, goes "cougar hunting" and repeats the line "I'm Thai."S.E. Cupp.It's hard to find a more perfect match of beauty and an utter lack of anything resembling intelligence.OK, that's not remotely true. But it IS true that it's hard to find a match of those two features... where we're supposed to buy the pair as something worth listening to on television.
"Do you have any idea how hard it is pull this act off every single f*cking day?"
spman: And no Fark Independents, his district is still a solid R, this is not a seat you will pick up in November
"And Mister Plane came swooping in like this 'Pssshhhhhhhh' and went 'Bang!' into Mister Tower here, and that's why we can't have health care!"
Summoner101: Hagbardr: His resignation reads like a bizarre word salad.His resignation coach:[www.theblaze.com image 450x346]
"Naaah, she's too elitist."
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: oc45tallboy:I don't think you and I consider the same things attractive. I suppose we'll just have to agree to disagree.
meyerkev: And to be entirely fair, if there's one spot in the US where racism is at least somewhat jusified, it's the immediate Detroit suburbs.
ariseatex: Hagbardr: His resignation reads like a bizarre word salad.For anyone who doesn't want to RTFA:"Today I have resigned from the office of United States Representative for Michigan's 11th Congressional District.After nearly 26 years in elected office, this past nightmarish month and a half have, for the first time, severed the necessary harmony between the needs of my constituency and of my family. As this harmony is required to serve, its absence requires I leave.The recent event's totality of calumnies, indignities and deceits have weighed most heavily upon my family. Thus, acutely aware one cannot rebuild their hearth of home amongst the ruins of their U.S. House office, for the sake of my loved ones I must "strike another match, go start anew" by embracing the promotion back from public servant to sovereign citizen.I do not leave for an existing job and face diminishing prospects (and am both unwilling and ill-suited to lobby), my priorities are twofold: find gainful employment to help provide for my family; and continue to assist, in any way they see fit, the Michigan Attorney General's earnest and thorough investigation, which I requested, into the 2012 petition filing.While our family takes this step into the rest of our lives, we do so with the ultimate confidence in our country's future. True, as at other times in the life of our nation, we live in an Age of Extremes that prizes intensity over sanity; rhetoric over reality; and destruction over creation. But this too shall pass, thanks to the infinite, inspired wisdom of the sovereign people who, with God's continued blessings, will again affirm for the generations American Exceptionalism.Truly, it is a challenging and fortunate time to live in our blessed sanctuary of liberty.In closing, to The People of Michigan's 11th Congressional District, I can but say this: Thank you for the privilege of having worked for you."~ Epstein's Mother
meyerkev: [upload.wikimedia.org image 507x303]How'd NOVI elect crazy like this? Novi's not crazy. Racist yes, crazy no./And to be entirely fair, if there's one spot in the US where racism is at least somewhat jusified, it's the immediate Detroit suburbs.
Ecobuckeye: So, is he a "sovereign citizen"? One of them?
"Wait, I know that one. Isn't that by Ted Nugent?"
Balchinian: Hmm...maybe he quit because he is going to be Romney's running mate./rumor monger
"Are you sh*tting me? I wouldn't f*ck that campaign with your dick."
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