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(The Citizen)   What happened to the more innocent time when 12-year-old girls just played strip poker?   (thelocal.se) divider line 101
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2012-07-06 08:16:03 PM
The answer is obvious. No one under 21 is allowed to drink water.
 
2012-07-06 08:17:06 PM
I remember playing this, but we called it puke or piss. The thing is...how the hell do you down 6 liters of water without barfing it up?? I got through maybe six party cups and wasn't feeling too good.

/Thankfully another guy blew watery chunks before me and that ended the game
 
2012-07-06 08:22:08 PM
Spin the bottle was also a good one.
 
2012-07-06 08:31:28 PM
Water can kill you. I never touch the stuff.
 
2012-07-06 08:36:57 PM

Durendal: I remember playing this, but we called it puke or piss. The thing is...how the hell do you down 6 liters of water without barfing it up?? I got through maybe six party cups and wasn't feeling too good.

/Thankfully another guy blew watery chunks before me and that ended the game


what's wrong with you?
 
2012-07-06 08:44:32 PM

some_beer_drinker: Durendal: I remember playing this, but we called it puke or piss. The thing is...how the hell do you down 6 liters of water without barfing it up?? I got through maybe six party cups and wasn't feeling too good.

/Thankfully another guy blew watery chunks before me and that ended the game

what's wrong with you?


It was a condition known as "being a teenager". Happens to the best of us, I'm afraid.
 
2012-07-06 08:51:32 PM
Meanwhile, Valtysson told the paper that he can't fathom why anyone would "water poker".

I'd water poker.
 
2012-07-06 09:10:14 PM

Dr.Fey: Meanwhile, Valtysson told the paper that he can't fathom why anyone would "water poker".

I'd water poker.


Dude... She's twelve.

And dead.
 
2012-07-06 09:23:04 PM
Drinking water was for pussies. We started with mumbly peg and graduated to lawn darts. You'd line up 20 to 30 feet apart, depending on whose lawn you were on, and hurl lawn darts at each other. You got a point for every step your opponent took to avoid being speared. If they fell to the ground it was 10 points, and getting hit with the dart put you out of this game and the next one. The only rule was the dart had to go over a wire that was ten feet in the air.

Now THAT was a fun game.
 
2012-07-06 09:26:14 PM

namegoeshere: Dr.Fey: Meanwhile, Valtysson told the paper that he can't fathom why anyone would "water poker".

I'd water poker.

Dude... She's twelve.

And dead.


What's your point?
 
2012-07-06 09:29:51 PM

namegoeshere: Dr.Fey: Meanwhile, Valtysson told the paper that he can't fathom why anyone would "water poker".

I'd water poker.

Dude... She's twelve.

And dead.


Two wrongs make a right!
 
2012-07-06 09:46:52 PM
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"What's going on in this thread?"
 
2012-07-06 10:13:22 PM
Come by my house tomorrow night, subby
 
2012-07-06 10:17:12 PM

Lionel Mandrake: [i159.photobucket.com image 100x100]

"What's going on in this thread?"


www.gadgetrivia.com
 
2012-07-06 11:25:21 PM
Bring back "Seven Minutes in Heaven!"

Granted it turned everyone's fetid basement into a rape closet of regret and despair but it had a certain panache as far as media-driven teens gone wild catch-phrases went.
 
2012-07-06 11:36:17 PM

Durendal: some_beer_drinker: Durendal: I remember playing this, but we called it puke or piss. The thing is...how the hell do you down 6 liters of water without barfing it up?? I got through maybe six party cups and wasn't feeling too good.

/Thankfully another guy blew watery chunks before me and that ended the game

what's wrong with you?

It was a condition known as "being a teenager". Happens to the best of us, I'm afraid.


I never did stupid shiat like this.
 
2012-07-07 12:06:07 AM
www.bobbyshred.com

Another victim. When will we learn?
 
2012-07-07 12:08:41 AM
This is truly a dangerous game.
 
2012-07-07 12:08:43 AM

GAT_00: Durendal: some_beer_drinker: Durendal: I remember playing this, but we called it puke or piss. The thing is...how the hell do you down 6 liters of water without barfing it up?? I got through maybe six party cups and wasn't feeling too good.

/Thankfully another guy blew watery chunks before me and that ended the game

what's wrong with you?

It was a condition known as "being a teenager". Happens to the best of us, I'm afraid.

I never did stupid shiat like this.


Ditto. I just skateboarded down steep hills that had blind turns and no stop signs for cars.

/Darwin never deemed it necessary to kill me...surprisingly.
 
2012-07-07 12:09:50 AM

namegoeshere: Dr.Fey: Meanwhile, Valtysson told the paper that he can't fathom why anyone would "water poker".

I'd water poker.

Dude... She's twelve.

And dead.


Right, so consent is no longer an issue, rape is off the table; the worst possible result is a fine for 'interfering with a corpse'.

If she's warm and tight you may as well have a go.
 
2012-07-07 12:12:45 AM

Unsung_Hero:

Right, so consent is no longer an issue, rape is off the table; the worst possible result is a fine for 'interfering with a corpse'.

If she's it's warm and tight you may as well have a go.


She's an object (corpse) at this point.
 
2012-07-07 12:13:48 AM

Mugato: Water can kill you. I never touch the stuff.


Interestingly, this was true in much of urban history. Beer was always the safer choice.
 
2012-07-07 12:14:24 AM
"What happens when you drink too much water is that your blood is diluted and salt levels in the blood are increased,"

I thought it was the other way around?
 
2012-07-07 12:15:34 AM

Unsung_Hero: namegoeshere: Dr.Fey: Meanwhile, Valtysson told the paper that he can't fathom why anyone would "water poker".

I'd water poker.

Dude... She's twelve.

And dead.

Right, so consent is no longer an issue, rape is off the table; the worst possible result is a fine for 'interfering with a corpse'.

If she's warm and tight you may as well have a go.


img299.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-07 12:17:35 AM

Durendal: I remember playing this, but we called it puke or piss. The thing is...how the hell do you down 6 liters of water without barfing it up?? I got through maybe six party cups and wasn't feeling too good.

/Thankfully another guy blew watery chunks before me and that ended the game


"You don't get it. Blue watery chunks is my DOG man."
 
2012-07-07 12:19:18 AM
Blew. Damn auto correct.
 
2012-07-07 12:20:27 AM

Oysterman: [img299.imageshack.us image 584x600]


Thank you for that... got me into a (quiet) LOL situation. I'm the only one awake in the house, and it took quite a bit of effort to stay quiet for some reason.

/I'm not even on any drugs.
 
2012-07-07 12:21:53 AM
Just think of the retarded laws we might end up with if this happened in America.
 
2012-07-07 12:24:06 AM

Ed Finnerty: The answer is obvious. No one under 21 is allowed to drink water.


Clearly this "water" needs to be taken off the market. I hear you can buy it at GAS STATIONS, and it's killing our children!!
 
2012-07-07 12:25:43 AM

fusillade762: "What happens when you drink too much water is that your blood is diluted and salt levels in the blood are increased,"

I thought it was the other way around?


You are correct. The sodium level would decrease. I know a guy that would drink A LOT of coffee every day. He started having small seizures. Apparently he was flushing the salt out of his system and it was causing an imbalance. Drinking too much of anything isn't good.
 
2012-07-07 12:27:51 AM

fusillade762: "What happens when you drink too much water is that your blood is diluted and salt levels in the blood are increased,"

I thought it was the other way around?


You thought right. Either the head of the ICU at Uppsalla is an idiot, or this is translated incorrectly.
 
2012-07-07 12:29:54 AM

BMFPitt: Just think of the retarded laws we might end up with if this happened in America.


But it has happened in America. A hazing incident at Chico State saw a student die of water intoxication. And just a couple of years later, a radio station in Sacramento held a water drinking contest to see who could hold their wee long enough to win a Wii. A woman desperate to win one for her kids for Christmas ended dying. While the DJs were on the air, a nurse called in and warned them that what they were encouraging this woman to do was dangerous, and that she could die. The idiots didn't listen. Woman dies after water-drinking contest
 
2012-07-07 12:30:08 AM

fusillade762: "What happens when you drink too much water is that your blood is diluted and salt levels in the blood are increased,"

I thought it was the other way around?


IANABiochemist, but my guess is it's osmosis at work. If the blood's more watery than it should be I imagine it'll draw dissolved salts out from various places.

Hopefully someone who knows what they're talking about will wander in here and tell us what's really happening and add a few more details, like what's going on in the brain that makes it swell up. (...osmosis again?)

/thanks in advance
 
2012-07-07 12:30:20 AM

some_beer_drinker: Durendal: I remember playing this, but we called it puke or piss. The thing is...how the hell do you down 6 liters of water without barfing it up?? I got through maybe six party cups and wasn't feeling too good.

/Thankfully another guy blew watery chunks before me and that ended the game

what's wrong with you?


This!
What stupid humans! Darwined!
 
2012-07-07 12:33:38 AM

Repo Man: But it has happened in America. A hazing incident at Chico State saw a student die of water intoxication. And just a couple of years later, a radio station in Sacramento held a water drinking contest to see who could hold their wee long enough to win a Wii. A woman desperate to win one for her kids for Christmas ended dying. While the DJs were on the air, a nurse called in and warned them that what they were encouraging this woman to do was dangerous, and that she could die. The idiots didn't listen. Woman dies after water-drinking contest


None of those things happened in a school.
 
2012-07-07 12:35:44 AM
FTA: Meanwhile, Valtysson told the paper that he can't fathom why anyone would "water poker".

"This is a truly dangerous game," he said.


Hindsight is 20/20, you pompous dickhead.
 
2012-07-07 12:35:54 AM
This is the story I should have linked to. More details of the stupidity:

None of the contestants had any idea what they had gotten themselves into.

"I thought it was just water," Campos says, "that it would just flush out my body. I just assumed that because it was a contest, everything would be checked out."

Hardly. As the contestants dropped out, it became clear that some of them were having serious health problems. Not that anyone at the station seemed concerned.

"There was a girl on the floor," says Campos, who made it to the final five. "She must have been there for an hour with her teeth chattering. They were heckling her."

"Your body is 98 percent water," one of the hosts remarked to his on-air audience. "Why can't you take in as much water as you want?"

Because, as many of us in the Bay Area learned two years ago, an excess of water creates a physical shutdown. Pleasant Hill college student Matt Carrington died in 2005 of water intoxication in a hazing incident at a Cal State Chico fraternity.

In fact, Carrington's case came up on Friday. Someone in the studio mentioned "that poor kid in college," but another DJ responded that Carrington "was doing other things."

No, actually, he wasn't. As a listener who identified herself as "Eve" told the morning crew, people "can get sick and possibly die from water intoxication."

"We're aware of that," one jock replied. And another jumped in to wisecrack that everyone in the contest had signed releases, "so we're not responsible."

Another joke. Are those guys zany and irreverent or what?


A stupid radio stunt's tragic finale / Sacramento DJs joked as contestant guzzled fatal quantity of water
 
2012-07-07 12:40:13 AM
Sweden,huh? Water the odds?
 
2012-07-07 12:41:40 AM

Durendal: I remember playing this, but we called it puke or piss. The thing is...how the hell do you down 6 liters of water without barfing it up?? I got through maybe six party cups and wasn't feeling too good.

/Thankfully another guy blew watery chunks before me and that ended the game


Since when did they add the rule that you could end the game by giving oral sex to a guy named Watery Chunks?
 
2012-07-07 12:42:41 AM

Sexy Voice: fusillade762: "What happens when you drink too much water is that your blood is diluted and salt levels in the blood are increased,"

I thought it was the other way around?

You are correct. The sodium level would decrease. I know a guy that would drink A LOT of coffee every day. He started having small seizures. Apparently he was flushing the salt out of his system and it was causing an imbalance. Drinking too much of anything isn't good.


Well of course too much is bad for you, too much of anything is bad for you, you blithering twat. That's what 'too much' means! Too much water it would be bad for you, obviously, "too much" is precisely that quantity which is excessive, that's what it means. Jesus.

From
 
2012-07-07 12:43:26 AM
Marijuana is illegal and it's never killed anyone, yet this deadly substance is perfectly legal!
 
2012-07-07 12:44:49 AM

Repo Man: This is the story I should have linked to. More details of the stupidity:

None of the contestants had any idea what they had gotten themselves into.

"I thought it was just water," Campos says, "that it would just flush out my body. I just assumed that because it was a contest, everything would be checked out."

Hardly. As the contestants dropped out, it became clear that some of them were having serious health problems. Not that anyone at the station seemed concerned.

"There was a girl on the floor," says Campos, who made it to the final five. "She must have been there for an hour with her teeth chattering. They were heckling her."

"Your body is 98 percent water," one of the hosts remarked to his on-air audience. "Why can't you take in as much water as you want?"

Because, as many of us in the Bay Area learned two years ago, an excess of water creates a physical shutdown. Pleasant Hill college student Matt Carrington died in 2005 of water intoxication in a hazing incident at a Cal State Chico fraternity.

In fact, Carrington's case came up on Friday. Someone in the studio mentioned "that poor kid in college," but another DJ responded that Carrington "was doing other things."

No, actually, he wasn't. As a listener who identified herself as "Eve" told the morning crew, people "can get sick and possibly die from water intoxication."

"We're aware of that," one jock replied. And another jumped in to wisecrack that everyone in the contest had signed releases, "so we're not responsible."

Another joke. Are those guys zany and irreverent or what?

A stupid radio stunt's tragic finale / Sacramento DJs joked as contestant guzzled fatal quantity of water


Whatever happened with that? I was hoping her family would have sued the station into oblivion, but I never saw a follow up.
 
2012-07-07 12:46:59 AM

Repo Man: BMFPitt: Just think of the retarded laws we might end up with if this happened in America.

But it has happened in America. A hazing incident at Chico State saw a student die of water intoxication. And just a couple of years later, a radio station in Sacramento held a water drinking contest to see who could hold their wee long enough to win a Wii. A woman desperate to win one for her kids for Christmas ended dying. While the DJs were on the air, a nurse called in and warned them that what they were encouraging this woman to do was dangerous, and that she could die. The idiots didn't listen. Woman dies after water-drinking contest


Yep, and the water-drinking contest death was featured on fark.
 
2012-07-07 12:48:39 AM

Marcus Aurelius: Drinking water was for pussies. We started with mumbly peg and graduated to lawn darts. You'd line up 20 to 30 feet apart, depending on whose lawn you were on, and hurl lawn darts at each other. You got a point for every step your opponent took to avoid being speared. If they fell to the ground it was 10 points, and getting hit with the dart put you out of this game and the next one. The only rule was the dart had to go over a wire that was ten feet in the air.

Now THAT was a fun game.


We did gravel for ammo (as much as you could stuff in your pockets) and trash can lids as shields.
At 10, we didn't have a lot of distraction and flanking strategy, so it was pretty much full frontal assault and take cover where you can, winner drives the losers back. Usually about 15 a side, though one epic weekend we had a full on war and I swear there were about a.hundred kids. Bloody faces, cuts & scrapes, but no serious injuries that I remember. Maybe some collateral vehicle damage.
yeah good times, thanks for the reminder!

/that lawn dart game sounds pretty cool too
 
2012-07-07 12:52:20 AM

Mad_Radhu: Whatever happened with that? I was hoping her family would have sued the station into oblivion, but I never saw a follow up.


I'd like to know, too. If anyone deserves water-boarding, it's those DJ's
 
2012-07-07 12:52:25 AM
Whatever happened with that? I was hoping her family would have sued the station into oblivion, but I never saw a follow up.

I just checked, and it looks as though her family got the right lawyer(s).

The husband of a California woman who died after participating in a radio station's water drinking contest said he hopes a jury's $16.5 million compensation award following a wrongful death lawsuit will send a message to other corporations dealing with the public.
Jury Rules Against Radio Station After Water-Drinking Contest Kills Calif. Mom
 
2012-07-07 12:52:55 AM

Mugato: Water can kill you. I never touch the stuff.


Fish shiat in it
 
2012-07-07 12:56:24 AM
SAVE US MIKE BLOOMBERG, SAVE US !!!
 
2012-07-07 12:56:26 AM

IncessantHooting: Mugato: Water can kill you. I never touch the stuff.

Fish shiat in it


I love that bumper sticker. Another favorite is the one that says "I cut my drinking in half... I stopped using chasers."
 
2012-07-07 01:06:37 AM
Twelve?!?

In my day, we at least waited till we had real tits.
 
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