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(Christian Science Monitor)   Are you a Real American? Take this quiz to find out. Subby is 61% Real American, 39% Ignorant   (csmonitor.com) divider line 38
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2012-07-06 07:08:34 PM
5 votes:
I don't need any steenking test to tell me i'm Canadian
2012-07-06 11:07:10 PM
3 votes:
20/23

Mayonnaise my butt.

/no, its an expression.. get that away from my butt!
2012-07-06 09:28:14 PM
3 votes:
83%... not too bad.

I had a tough time with the Bill Clinton instrument question. I answered "saxophone" because "wet cigar" wasn't available.
2012-07-06 08:16:13 PM
3 votes:
Is there an easier way to take this test? Yeah I am a real American. A real lazy American.
2012-07-07 02:03:49 AM
2 votes:
70%
Australian. Never been to USA (not even sure where it is).
Now all I have to do is shoot a few people at the local college and put on 90 kilograms.
2012-07-06 11:58:22 PM
2 votes:
I'm a real American. I got bored after about 5 questions and went to find porn.
2012-07-06 11:07:56 PM
2 votes:

I sound fat: 20/23

Mayonnaise my butt.

/no, its an expression.. get that away from my butt!


but....you requested it
2012-07-06 08:41:58 PM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I'm 100% American, in the sense that there's no way I'm taking a quiz that requires loading 46 pages of questions and answers.

Eight out of the first ten, though. Springsteen and Bogie.

Yeah... me too

/couldn't they just tell you your score at the end?


You apparently had to click ONE MORE TIME
2012-07-08 08:10:10 AM
1 votes:
Want to really test to see if you're a real American?

Link
2012-07-07 03:03:25 PM
1 votes:

Oak: 87%. I, too, blew the Rat Pack.


So that makes you, Shirley MacLaine and Angie Dickinson then?
2012-07-07 09:02:37 AM
1 votes:
You answered 22 of 23 questions correctly for a total score of 96%. (Mayo??? Really???)
2012-07-07 04:48:39 AM
1 votes:
100%!!!

I knew all of that useless trivia would someday come in handy someday. Next, I'm going to learn how to tie my shoes.

/Idiot Savant
2012-07-07 02:47:54 AM
1 votes:

selrah: That damn test is rigged...

21. The Red Sox won the World Series in 2004 and 2007. How many years did fans have to wait for the win in 2004?

Too many is a valid and completely American answer, and it ruined my perfect score.


Sorry, too many is too lazy. "The curse of the Babe" fell upon the Boston Red Sox when they sold Babe Ruth to the Yankees in 1918.
2012-07-07 02:43:24 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Dead for Tax Reasons: bwilson27: Dead for Tax Reasons: 19/23

♫Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!♫



Thank you, Barry Manilow
2012-07-07 02:35:20 AM
1 votes:

violentsalvation: Aigoo: That's because the IDIOT who came up with that quiz has never been near a genuine Philly cheesesteak in his/her life. The CORRECT answer is Provolone. Some places will use American, but no legit deli anywhere within 200 miles of Philly will use cheese whiz.

I picked provolone. I came away from this quiz thinking: "no wonder I don't like arby's cheese steak".


I am so glad you said that. This error on their part makes the mayonnaise question suspect. The genuine Philly cheesesteak places here all do Provolone. And yes they also sell tastykakes and Utz's.
2012-07-07 02:26:44 AM
1 votes:

Fark Me To Tears: 83%... not too bad.

I had a tough time with the Bill Clinton instrument question. I answered "saxophone" because "wet cigar" wasn't available.


The coolest thing is that when Bill Clinton went to Thailand and met the king of Thailand who also plays saxophone. He's been king since 1946 I kid you not, the very year Bill Clinton was born.
2012-07-07 01:05:56 AM
1 votes:
Mayonaise is white. Which is a sign of surrender. Ketchup is red, which is a sign of the blood that has been shed for the American people.
2012-07-07 01:04:26 AM
1 votes:
www.things4myspace.com
2012-07-07 12:51:54 AM
1 votes:

The Onion is prophetic: 20 of 23, 87%... Cheez Whiz? Seriously?


Seconded.

/ And if I recall correctly - it wasn't Han Solo who said "I know" when Princess Leia said "I love you." That was Leia's response when Han said "I love you" to her.
2012-07-07 12:20:55 AM
1 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: bwilson27: Dead for Tax Reasons: 19/23

I've never eaten a big mac, how the hell do I know what's on it

Lie.

Fine, I knew it had special sauce and a sesame seed bun but those weren't choices. But I still never had one, nor am I likely to in the forseeable future


Must be too young to remember the ubiquitous commercials:

♫Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!♫
2012-07-07 12:10:54 AM
1 votes:
21/23. FU, Bogart, though you're free to lube up with what is apparently the nation's most popular condiment.
2012-07-06 11:49:38 PM
1 votes:
Alternate quiz title: how white are you?

I am 78% white.
2012-07-06 11:46:48 PM
1 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: brantgoose: I only got 65%, done in by the sports questions and the food questions. How the Hell would I remember what's on a Big Mac? I haven't touched one of those things in decades.

aan that rite is your problem riiight thare hoss....ya ain't no real amerikun if ya ain't touch no big mac? that be unholy and it aint rite!


Two all beef Pattys, Special Ross, and Lester Keyes, picking bunions on my Sesame Street Bus.
2012-07-06 11:30:45 PM
1 votes:

Rwa2play: TheManofPA: Take that Subby, I am a REAL AMERICAN

Fight for the rights of every man

Hehehehhe, beat ya to it. :)

/WHATCHA GONNA DO!


"GHOSTBUSTERS!"
2012-07-06 11:28:15 PM
1 votes:
I got 3 out of 23, got the first three right but got bored and closed the browser window.
2012-07-06 11:11:04 PM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: /prints out quiz
//puts into toaster


You must have wished the toaster to be happy too.
2012-07-06 11:05:41 PM
1 votes:
48% - Hey, I'm from the Bay Area, fark the rest of the country.
2012-07-06 11:00:43 PM
1 votes:
i used to make big macs and got that question wrong. FAIL FAILURE FAIL
2012-07-06 10:57:24 PM
1 votes:
People, we've been doing the internet for something close to twenty years now.

Can't someone design a farking webpage that doesn't force me to scroll up and down a thousand farking times just to take a stupid farking quiz designed to makes me feel superior to someone else because I happen to know some useless farking trivia about something?

fark I say fark a farking lot.

/that's america.
2012-07-06 10:50:25 PM
1 votes:
I am a real American because when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside, that's the time I take a stand. It don't help to hide! Have you hurt my friends? Have you hurt my pride? I gotta be a man. I can't let it slide.
2012-07-06 09:24:44 PM
1 votes:

The Onion is prophetic: 20 of 23, 87%... Cheez Whiz? Seriously?


Yeah. People from Philly are weird.
2012-07-06 09:14:02 PM
1 votes:
Answered the first three questions correctly.

Then began to realize that the REAL answer to every question was, "honestly, who gives a shiat?"
2012-07-06 08:36:06 PM
1 votes:
Scored 62 % and I'm not even American
2012-07-06 08:16:14 PM
1 votes:
83%. I got the condiment one wrong. I guessed salsa.

Damn you George Constanza!
2012-07-06 08:14:24 PM
1 votes:
21/23

done in by the Rat Pack and condiments!
2012-07-06 07:39:39 PM
1 votes:
You learn something new every day. There were two rat packs?

/who knew?
2012-07-06 07:25:31 PM
1 votes:
87%, and I'm the libbiest libby to ever lib. Wonder how the Thrilla' From Wassilla would do.
2012-07-06 07:17:35 PM
1 votes:
I did one of those quiz thingies for Canada Day and it turns out that not only am I not an average Canadian, I'm not even in the right country.

Please send cash. It's going to take me a Hell of a lot of money to move to the right one.
 
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