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(First Coast News)   Well, it's one, two, thee, four, five strikes you're out at the old booze game   (firstcoastnews.com ) divider line 25
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2012-07-06 10:06:04 PM  
You'd think she'd be better at drink driving considering how much practice she's had.
 
2012-07-06 10:06:39 PM  
Yet weed is still illegal
 
2012-07-06 10:08:16 PM  
Pfff
 
2012-07-06 10:11:29 PM  
Heckuva job there, DUI schools.
 
2012-07-06 10:14:56 PM  
'Thee'? Looks like the booze game has an extra strike this time around.
 
2012-07-06 10:16:45 PM  
Witnesses say that Long's vehicle rolled three times before coming to a stop in Nobby's parking lot on the north shoulder of Anastasia Boulevard.

She then jumped out of the vehicle, chanting "USA! USA! USA!"
 
2012-07-06 10:19:42 PM  

Mega Steve: Witnesses say that Long's vehicle rolled three times before coming to a stop in Nobby's parking lot on the north shoulder of Anastasia Boulevard.

She then jumped out of the vehicle, chanting "USA! USA! USA!"


It isn't a crime to love America, yet, is it?
 
2012-07-06 10:20:50 PM  
Holy Crapballs!!! That's my wife's aunt!!!! Christmas is going to be a blast this year.

/Not joking.
//Pissed at her family for not telling us.
///Hoisting one for the southern family tonight.
 
2012-07-06 10:27:11 PM  
Since FARK absolutely encourages drinking alcohol any comments should take that into account.
 
2012-07-06 10:28:49 PM  
ah, ah, ah
 
2012-07-06 10:41:32 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: You'd think she'd be better at drink driving considering how much practice she's had.


She went to 4 dui schools to learn.

/night school?
 
2012-07-06 11:13:58 PM  

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Holy Crapballs!!! That's my wife's aunt!!!! Christmas is going to be a blast this year.

/Not joking.
//Pissed at her family for not telling us.
///Hoisting one for the southern family tonight.


Maybe the rest of the family can chip in and buy her a bus pass for Christmas?
 
2012-07-06 11:25:12 PM  

Hoopy Frood: Heckuva job there, DUI schools.


Why would you even need a DUI school? If you had a drink recently, just don't drive! Do people really need a class for that?
 
2012-07-06 11:43:29 PM  

Mega Steve: Witnesses say that Long's vehicle rolled three times before coming to a stop in Nobby's parking lot on the north shoulder of Anastasia Boulevard.

She then jumped out of the vehicle, chanting "USA! USA! USA!"


Did she stick the landing? Is she going to LONDON?!?!?
 
2012-07-06 11:54:24 PM  
www.firstcoastnews.com

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Rollover is serious business.
 
2012-07-06 11:59:35 PM  
Sounds like the old b*i*t*c*h has Farking regard for anyone, including herself.
 
2012-07-07 12:04:48 AM  
She's been to DUI school four times?

/I'd say she's earned her degree
//PhD: Ph*cking Drunk
 
2012-07-07 12:35:46 AM  
I have a question for the gang here. It's something I've thought about for a while and this is as good a story to attach it to. If there could be a quick acting and 100% accurate way of testing someone for BAC, would you guys support summary execution for this woman if her terrible record could be reviewed there at the sight of the crash?

I mean a mobile lab that tests them, communicates with some database to look for history, then uses some humane means of execution.

I am personally offended she still drives on our streets, I'd rather she be dead in a ditch somewhere. I'd put the bullet in her myself, for the good of humanity.
 
2012-07-07 12:44:30 AM  

betelgeux: I have a question for the gang here. It's something I've thought about for a while and this is as good a story to attach it to. If there could be a quick acting and 100% accurate way of testing someone for BAC, would you guys support summary execution for this woman if her terrible record could be reviewed there at the sight of the crash?

I mean a mobile lab that tests them, communicates with some database to look for history, then uses some humane means of execution.

I am personally offended she still drives on our streets, I'd rather she be dead in a ditch somewhere. I'd put the bullet in her myself, for the good of humanity.


I don't think we need to expand our repertoire of capital crimes, no. I think we can find some equitable middle ground between "let them go" and "kill them." I recommend jail time after the third offense, doubling the time for each subsequent offense.
 
2012-07-07 01:39:20 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: You'd think she'd be better at drink driving considering how much practice she's had.


I believe you mean drunk driving.
 
2012-07-07 02:26:05 AM  

kdawg7736: AverageAmericanGuy: You'd think she'd be better at drink driving considering how much practice she's had.

I believe you mean drunk driving.


I believe he just outed himself as a spectacular British troll, wouldn't you say?

/oh please
//oh please
 
2012-07-07 03:40:42 AM  
Man, Elizabeth Sladen looks terrible.
 
2012-07-07 07:25:33 AM  

WordyGrrl: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Holy Crapballs!!! That's my wife's aunt!!!! Christmas is going to be a blast this year.

/Not joking.
//Pissed at her family for not telling us.
///Hoisting one for the southern family tonight.

Maybe the rest of the family can chip in and buy her a bus pass for Christmas?


Doesn't make me any difference. We don't talk to the crazy family much, but the wife is still pissed that stuff like this happens, and no one ever remembers that she's even alive to tell her.

/Whole in-law clan is nuts.
//Wife is the only normal one.
///Hoping that they never come up for a visit.
 
2012-07-07 02:47:27 PM  
I don't even know how many years that would get her in one of Sheriff Joe's tents.
 
2012-07-07 03:51:39 PM  
Only 5 DUIs? That's an amateur by Wisconsin standards.

/We have people here in Wisconsin with 8-10 DUIs...
//Why can't we have lifetime driving bans for repeat DUI offeners?
 
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