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(ABC 27)   You know it was a good night drinking when you get arrested naked in a stranger's bathroom in their home, with "Yeah, he's crazy" mugshot goodness   (abc27.com) divider line 35
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2012-07-06 08:23:20 PM
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I'm taking bets as to how long it will be before he shows up on fark's weekly mugshot roundup.
 
2012-07-06 08:35:27 PM
in what home?
 
2012-07-06 08:58:29 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [whtm.images.worldnow.com image 320x374]

I'm taking bets as to how long it will be before he shows up on fark's weekly mugshot roundup.


Sunday?
 
2012-07-06 09:02:44 PM
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bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-07-06 09:20:03 PM
I certainly was wasted enough back in the day at least a few times where I had to stop (well more like stagger around a more or less static point) and carefully consider each dorm/house to determine whether it was mine or not.
 
2012-07-06 09:48:12 PM
Subby should get his ESL money back.
 
2012-07-06 09:48:26 PM
Krazy Karl Welzein strikes again.
 
2012-07-06 09:49:44 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [whtm.images.worldnow.com image 320x374]

I'm taking bets as to how long it will be before he shows up on fark's weekly mugshot roundup.


Not a gamblin' man on the obvious, Bathia.
 
2012-07-06 09:50:54 PM
In 1987-9, I was a bystander, yo.

I watched my "friends" decry my other friend(s), and I learned a valuable lesson: lead by example.

While I did not lead that night, I've led ever since.

You can quote me on that.

Word.

;)
 
2012-07-06 09:51:22 PM
"Yeah, he's crazy" mughshot goodness
mughshot
 
2012-07-06 09:52:29 PM
Fortunately we're an enlightened society that doesn't punish the mentally ill for whom the choice to behave well doesn't really exist.
 
2012-07-06 09:53:08 PM

Indubitably: In 1987-9, I was a bystander, yo.

I watched my "friends" decry my other friend(s), and I learned a valuable lesson: lead by example.

While I did not lead that night, I've led ever since.

You can quote me on that.

Word.

;)


P.S. Cyber-poet out?
 
2012-07-06 09:56:06 PM

Nem Wan: Fortunately we're an enlightened society that doesn't punish the mentally ill for whom the choice to behave well doesn't really exist.


Oh come on, the headline wasn't that butchered. Cut the Subby some slack.
 
2012-07-06 10:00:57 PM
getting drunk to ease the pain of Deron signing with Brooklyn.
 
2012-07-06 10:02:37 PM
Police said they arrested a Camp Hill man after a Wormleysburg resident found the intruder naked in his bathroom.

Ryan Daniel Stroup, of the 900 block of Country Club Road, was lying on a couch when officers responded to the home in the first block of S. Front Street early Saturday, according to West Shore Regional police.


The hell? A couch in the bathroom?
 
2012-07-06 10:03:07 PM
"Buzz is maaaaaddd!"

/nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2012-07-06 10:04:29 PM
Well...at least he's happy. Can't say that about everyone
 
2012-07-06 10:10:17 PM

kmaywfec: "Buzz is maaaaaddd!"

/nothing is obscure on Fark


True.

AND, subtext is everything, no?

;)
 
2012-07-06 10:11:24 PM
That hair is perfectly shaped like a helmet.
 
2012-07-06 10:26:07 PM
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NOW THIS IS WHAT I CAN FAP TO
 
2012-07-06 10:28:23 PM

PowerSlacker: "Yeah, he's crazy" mughshot goodness
mughshot


The 'h' is silent, duh.

It's pronounced mugsot. Which is especially appropriate in this case.
 
2012-07-06 10:30:16 PM
Also, probably smokin some of that 3 mile island hooch. That stuff is pure radio-active make you go crazy shiat.
 
2012-07-06 10:34:36 PM
Ya know, you never see stories of hot chicks doing this.
 
2012-07-06 10:42:52 PM

I sound fat: Ya know, you never see stories of hot chicks doing this.


Would you call the cops if a hot chick was naked in your bathroom? I'd call my friends!

/if I had any
 
2012-07-06 10:54:38 PM
I remember nights like this.
Well, actually, I do NOT remember nights like this. I was told about them.
Afterwards, Sometimes by friends. Sometimes by law enforcement personnel.
 
2012-07-06 11:19:39 PM
Crazy, or really, really high on a substance I may never try
 
2012-07-06 11:21:34 PM

traylor: NOW THIS IS WHAT I CAN FAP TO


Hahaha. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar
 
2012-07-06 11:36:40 PM
The resemblance to Jimmy Kimmel is disturbing.
 
2012-07-06 11:54:02 PM
I'm hoping it turns out he really was at a friend's house....
 
2012-07-06 11:56:39 PM
Can't they just put the poor retard outta his misery?
 
2012-07-07 12:42:54 AM
Time for a CSB

While I was in college two friends and I shared a house. One of my roommates wasn't home much as be stayed at his girlfriends a lot. So one morning my roommate and I woke up and were sitting in the living room watching TV and this 40ish bar tramp walks down the hall from one of the bedrooms and sits on the couch. We both saw her walk in but nobody said anything.
After about 20 mins my roommate walks into the kitchen and asks me to come in there. He then asks me if I know her and say. Of course I don't, I thought she was with him. We both had assumed that the other had brought home some bar whore. We then asked her who she was and it turned out that she had came home from the bar with some people from across the street and she was so drunk that she walked into the wrong house and fell asleep in out other roommates bed who was gone.
Was a pretty funny event. My roommate ended up giving her a ride home.
We got a good laugh out of it cause be both assumed that the other had nailed some skank.
 
2012-07-07 01:37:00 AM

AirborneBuckeye: I remember nights like this.
Well, actually, I do NOT remember nights like this. I was told about them.
Afterwards, Sometimes by friends. Sometimes by law enforcement personnel.


I like to knock a few back but sometimes you get these clear signs from the universe, your neighbors, law enforcement, etc that it is time to quit drinking. It's just not for everybody.
 
2012-07-07 01:45:36 AM
Pfft. I once woke up in jail in another country. I was in Finland at the time and was drinking heavily in Turku (Åbo to all you Swedes out there) with some friends. Last thing I remember was sitting on a park bench very early in the morning drinking Koskenkorva. I then woke up in a jail in Stockholm. The story is that my friends decided to go to Stockholm. So, we boarded a boat and continued to drink. We arrived in the evening and they (we?) met some people in a bar and got invited to a party. My friends got a bit rowdy, there was a fight, some furniture was broken, and the cops showed up. My friends were arrested. I, however, was not. Some of the people at the party told the cops that I was with the Finns, but I had been passed out the entire time. So, the cops took me along and let me sleep it off in a cell. I woke up and there was a Swedish cop sitting at a desk outside the cell. He saw me and asked if had a good nap. He asked me a few questions, ascertained my innocence, and then told me what had happened. I was allowed to leave (after being allowed to use the station shower to freshen up!) and several hours later my friends were let go after paying some hefty fines. We then went out for food and headed back to Finland. All in all it was a really fun 4-day weekend.
 
2012-07-07 10:54:18 AM

jake_lex: Police said they arrested a Camp Hill man after a Wormleysburg resident found the intruder naked in his bathroom.

Ryan Daniel Stroup, of the 900 block of Country Club Road, was lying on a couch when officers responded to the home in the first block of S. Front Street early Saturday, according to West Shore Regional police.

The hell? A couch in the bathroom?



Presumably, the resident found him in the bathroom and woke him up, whereupon he staggered to the couch and passed out again prior to police arriving.

That's the sort of night which typically requires several hours of drifting in and out of consciousness before one has well and truly "slept it off."
 
2012-07-08 04:03:57 AM

jake_lex: Police said they arrested a Camp Hill man after a Wormleysburg resident found the intruder naked in his bathroom.

Ryan Daniel Stroup, of the 900 block of Country Club Road, was lying on a couch when officers responded to the home in the first block of S. Front Street early Saturday, according to West Shore Regional police.

The hell? A couch in the bathroom?


Motherfarking time. How does it work?
 
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