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2012-07-06 04:25:17 PM
9 votes:
Oh, he's probably on TF. This was his way of drawing you out.

He's on to you, smart guy.

HE'S ON TO YOU LIKE A MAGNET ON STEEL.
2012-07-06 05:58:46 PM
4 votes:
This is your boss. We need to discuss your Christmas bonus.


cdn.smosh.com
2012-07-06 05:32:44 PM
4 votes:

basemetal: Government Fromage: we'refromthesamestory: Government Fromage: Damn you guys
/submitter
If you are subby, then really you should have seen this coming.
I am.
And I did.

You might want to remove your location from your profile before this goes green.


Come on, I'm sure there are plenty of bosses in Rockford, IL who talk to their subordinates about Fark--what are the odds Government Fromage's boss will figure it out? I mean, especially when you consider what a retarded, mouth-breathing, Neanderthal asshole he's constantly telling us his boss is--I mean, to hear him tell it, his chronically-masturbating, clueless boss couldn't even find his ass with both hands and a GPS unit, so what are the odds he'll find this thread?
2012-07-06 04:29:28 PM
4 votes:
GODDAMMIT STEVE GET BACK TO WORK
2012-07-06 06:52:50 PM
3 votes:
Submitting person's boss here. I'm just getting into this fark thing. It's really kinda great. I see the humor that this, thread I believe it's called, has generated. Don't worry I'm one of the 'cool' bosses. All in good fun.

However, if my fellow 'posters' could show me how to view the submitting person's previous 'post history' and any 'timestamps' they may have, it would be greatly appreciated. All in good fun.
2012-07-06 06:32:37 PM
3 votes:
i759.photobucket.com

"It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts."
2012-07-06 05:23:41 PM
3 votes:
Now that this thread has gone green, I think I can honestly say that our votes here today have had a more meaningful effect than any vote I've cast in any actual election. Well done, everyone.
2012-07-06 05:40:41 PM
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-07-06 05:21:15 PM
2 votes:
Subby accidentally all the paper clips.
2012-07-06 05:19:41 PM
2 votes:
I am waiting for the "One of my employees goofs off on Fark all day. Should I fire him?" thread that's soon to come.
2012-07-06 04:32:40 PM
2 votes:
You really didn't think I was a TFer, Subby? Dumbass. Now SFTU and GBTW before I start docking your pay for the time you waste on this site.
2012-07-06 04:31:34 PM
2 votes:

EviLincoln: MissFeasance: This should go green.

Yeah.

+1


Good God, YES.

img338.imageshack.us
2012-07-06 04:25:58 PM
2 votes:
He probably "discovered" it looking at your browser history. This was a test, and he will soon be firing you. Get your resume ready.
2012-07-07 06:53:23 PM
1 votes:

Decillion: warp things up


darog.smbks.net
2012-07-06 09:47:31 PM
1 votes:
I ran out of popcorn, should have gone for the large. Will someone hold my seat while I go get more?
2012-07-06 07:39:13 PM
1 votes:

Balchinian: gold6:

Ummmm... it's called not clicking on either the link or the little numbers to the right of the link. There ya go, thread ignored!

That's not quite how the ignore feature works. With the ignore feature you don't even see the posts in question. It is like the difference between not answering the doorball and not having it ringing in the first place.


If you left the house you it wouldn't matter if the doorbell rang or not, because you wouldn't be there to hear it.
2012-07-06 07:32:57 PM
1 votes:

Balchinian: Trillian Astra:
Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum. It isn't like you're trying to ward of Jehova's Witnesses. Lighten up, Francis.

First, no this is not a pay subscription forum. Not anymore. This thread has gone green, and is therefore in Lite...a free and open public forum. Second, it is, oddly enough, very much like trying to ward off Jehovah's Witnesses. This thread will go away by tomorrow, but in another couple days another one will come around again despite being just as unwanted. Just like the JW's.

As I said, I would love to use the ignore feature on all the TF/TFD threads that go green, but it doesn't work like that.


Shouldn't you be editing wikipedia posts, or reading the dictionary, or some similarly laudable pursuit? I mean, posting on a news aggregator site just seems so BELOW someone of your prowess. Why waste time with us underlings when you could be memorizing all the words between Aardvark and Albatross?
2012-07-06 07:18:22 PM
1 votes:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!**breath**HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Eye heart Fark so much! :)
2012-07-06 07:03:24 PM
1 votes:

minoridiot: James72: I'm just glad the mods deleted all those incriminating posts in this thread. Subby really would have been in trouble.

Reminds me of the "boss is stashing fatty porn in the ceiling tiles" thread. Boss was a liter and the mods had to cleaned up the thread after it went green.


Ohhhh, I missed that one
2012-07-06 07:01:16 PM
1 votes:

James72: I'm just glad the mods deleted all those incriminating posts in this thread. Subby really would have been in trouble.


Reminds me of the "boss is stashing fatty porn in the ceiling tiles" thread. Boss was a liter and the mods had to cleaned up the thread after it went green.
2012-07-06 07:00:33 PM
1 votes:
www.trilobite.org
2012-07-06 06:59:43 PM
1 votes:
Work? What work?
2012-07-06 06:56:43 PM
1 votes:

Decillion: Submitting person's boss here. I'm just getting into this fark thing. It's really kinda great. I see the humor that this, thread I believe it's called, has generated. Don't worry I'm one of the 'cool' bosses. All in good fun.

However, if my fellow 'posters' could show me how to view the submitting person's previous 'post history' and any 'timestamps' they may have, it would be greatly appreciated. All in good fun.


Yeahhhh... and if he could just move his desk. See, you've got some new people coming in, and you need all the room you can get. That'd be great.

\That movie didn't end well for management types.
2012-07-06 06:54:14 PM
1 votes:
Good luck Kwame, your boss is about to know more about you than any co-worker should EVER, ever be exposed to.
2012-07-06 06:47:43 PM
1 votes:
Wasn't this submitted on reddit like, two days ago?
2012-07-06 06:43:10 PM
1 votes:

Owangotang: Is the conversation about the heat? I swear, it is really hot out, isn't it? This kinda heat is bad but it is the humidity that REALLY gets you.


How about that one thing that happened in the news?

You know!

That one thing that happened with those people and that event and the stuff!
2012-07-06 06:42:48 PM
1 votes:

Owangotang: Balchinian: Dear TF, thank you for coming into Lite once again to reassure me that I made the right decision not to get TF. I am pretty sure I couldn't handle this much puerility on a daily basis. I am glad you all have a nice little corner of Fark to play in, that is great for you. Now please finish your thread and go back to whatever it was that you were doing...the grownups are out here trying to have a conversation.

Is the conversation about the heat? I swear, it is really hot out, isn't it? This kinda heat is bad but it is the humidity that REALLY gets you.


No no no, it's about those clowns in Congress. Did you see what those clowns did? What a bunch of clowns.
2012-07-06 06:40:50 PM
1 votes:
farm3.static.flickr.com

Hey drones, what's going on in this thread?
2012-07-06 06:40:11 PM
1 votes:

Balchinian: Dear TF, thank you for coming into Lite once again to reassure me that I made the right decision not to get TF. I am pretty sure I couldn't handle this much puerility on a daily basis. I am glad you all have a nice little corner of Fark to play in, that is great for you. Now please finish your thread and go back to whatever it was that you were doing...the grownups are out here trying to have a conversation.


Is the conversation about the heat? I swear, it is really hot out, isn't it? This kinda heat is bad but it is the humidity that REALLY gets you.
2012-07-06 06:38:20 PM
1 votes:
Whenever I've said the name of the website, people sometimes misunderstand what I said and ask, "Fart.com"?

I laugh gently and tell them no, we're not that highbrow around here.
2012-07-06 06:36:37 PM
1 votes:
Dear TF, thank you for coming into Lite once again to reassure me that I made the right decision not to get TF. I am pretty sure I couldn't handle this much puerility on a daily basis. I am glad you all have a nice little corner of Fark to play in, that is great for you. Now please finish your thread and go back to whatever it was that you were doing...the grownups are out here trying to have a conversation.
2012-07-06 06:31:40 PM
1 votes:

EviLincoln: GODDAMMIT STEVE GET BACK TO WORK


Me work? You don't know me very well
2012-07-06 06:29:01 PM
1 votes:
t0.gstatic.com
2012-07-06 06:22:49 PM
1 votes:
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (B­e­nWr­i­gh­t[nospam-﹫-backwards]14­-3­3­or­PareT*Lo­w­e­rMyB­i­ll­s*co­m) Quit (Leaving)
2012-07-06 06:11:49 PM
1 votes:

Government Fromage: Cyberluddite: basemetal: Government Fromage: we'refromthesamestory: Government Fromage: Damn you guys
/submitter
If you are subby, then really you should have seen this coming.
I am.
And I did.

You might want to remove your location from your profile before this goes green.

Come on, I'm sure there are plenty of bosses in Rockford, IL who talk to their subordinates about Fark--what are the odds Government Fromage's boss will figure it out? I mean, especially when you consider what a retarded, mouth-breathing, Neanderthal asshole he's constantly telling us his boss is--I mean, to hear him tell it, his chronically-masturbating, clueless boss couldn't even find his ass with both hands and a GPS unit, so what are the odds he'll find this thread?

At least I didn't tell you guys about the red panties he runs around in


Aw crap, I just did.
2012-07-06 06:11:30 PM
1 votes:

GWSuperfan: Some of my mother's former co-workers were lurkers. They looked at me in awe when I came through the office on my way to Vegas.


cdn.smosh.com
2012-07-06 06:02:16 PM
1 votes:
cdn.smosh.com
2012-07-06 05:56:32 PM
1 votes:
Some of my mother's former co-workers were lurkers. They looked at me in awe when I came through the office on my way to Vegas.
2012-07-06 05:55:36 PM
1 votes:
this has some potential to be amusing. i brought snacks.
2012-07-06 05:45:23 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: To tell you the truth, CommieTaoist, I was taken aback by all the reports of the office smelling like either bad meat or good cheese.


Party Boy: i.imgur.com

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN


i.imgur.com
2012-07-06 05:40:09 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Oh, he's probably on TF. This was his way of drawing you out.

He's on to you, smart guy.

HE'S ON TO YOU LIKE A MAGNET ON STEEL.


Wanebo: He probably made embarrasing personal comments in last night TorD and will never return to the site again.


i.imgur.com
2012-07-06 05:36:20 PM
1 votes:
LOLLERSKIPS!
2012-07-06 05:23:08 PM
1 votes:

we'refromthesamestory: What about "Coke" to mean any type of soda?


img232.imageshack.us
2012-07-06 05:16:15 PM
1 votes:

we'refromthesamestory: Government Fromage: Damn you guys

/submitter

If you are subby, then really you should have seen this coming.


I am.

And I did.
2012-07-06 05:07:18 PM
1 votes:

Government Fromage: Damn you guys

/submitter


If you are subby, then really you should have seen this coming.
2012-07-06 05:06:17 PM
1 votes:
i used to Fark all the time at work.

Then they took away my internet access. :(

Then I got it back. Then they took it away again. They can't decide if I need it or not.
2012-07-06 05:06:14 PM
1 votes:
Hey submitter's boss, your subordinate complains about his job non-stop on TFD.
2012-07-06 05:05:49 PM
1 votes:
Damn you guys

/submitter
2012-07-06 05:04:30 PM
1 votes:

we'refromthesamestory: Yeah, till you showed up. :P


Don't stick that tongue out unless you are prepared to use it.
2012-07-06 05:02:25 PM
1 votes:
It's green! Woo Hoo!
2012-07-06 04:52:30 PM
1 votes:
Out subby and I'll sponsor their boss.

You hear that Drew? That'll be like $5 in your pocket...
2012-07-06 04:47:07 PM
1 votes:
It's green! Woo Hoo!

/That's what I'm going to say when it goes green.
2012-07-06 04:46:55 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Current Resident: Thanks for the ear worm.

That's a song?

Well... it *is* a small world after all!


Thanks for the ear worm.
2012-07-06 04:44:35 PM
1 votes:

Current Resident: Thanks for the ear worm.


That's a song?

Well... it *is* a small world after all!
2012-07-06 04:39:56 PM
1 votes:

Ponzholio: EviLincoln: GODDAMMIT STEVE GET BACK TO WORK

OH SHIAT! I mean... huh... I just stumbled on this thing...


I SAW WHAT YOU POSTED.
2012-07-06 04:38:48 PM
1 votes:

EviLincoln: GODDAMMIT STEVE GET BACK TO WORK


OH SHIAT! I mean... huh... I just stumbled on this thing...
2012-07-06 04:36:29 PM
1 votes:
+1

That was my evil deed for the day. >:)
2012-07-06 04:33:36 PM
1 votes:
Submitter here.

I don't think he really gets Fark, but he's a nice enough guy. I'm just happy he can't see what I say about him in here.

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/not submitter
2012-07-06 04:33:30 PM
1 votes:
I've told my boss about Fark before but I know he's too cheap for TF, at least I hope so because he knows I'm communist and he knows I'm Taoist so that might out me.
2012-07-06 04:31:37 PM
1 votes:

MissFeasance: This should go green.


Oh, yes.
2012-07-06 04:30:06 PM
1 votes:

MissFeasance: This should go green.


Yeah.

+1
2012-07-06 04:26:20 PM
1 votes:
He sent me BIE.
2012-07-06 04:23:22 PM
1 votes:
Is he a lurker or does he have a log in? I bet he argues in the politics tab......
 
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