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2012-07-06 07:07:56 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Trillian Astra: Balchinian: They can't sponsor me. I have had myself declared ineligible. Now the only time I notice TF is even around is like right now when the sewer backs up and one of their threads overflows into Lite.

Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum. It isn't like you're trying to ward of Jehova's Witnesses. Lighten up, Francis.

Oh, I see. Kissing the elite's asses, are you? Well, it won't do you any good. They'll still just toss you aside when they're done groping you like a drunk frat boy.


Wait, there's groping AND tossing?
 
2012-07-06 07:09:33 PM  

mephisto6: Ed Grubermann: Trillian Astra: Balchinian: They can't sponsor me. I have had myself declared ineligible. Now the only time I notice TF is even around is like right now when the sewer backs up and one of their threads overflows into Lite.

Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum. It isn't like you're trying to ward of Jehova's Witnesses. Lighten up, Francis.

Oh, I see. Kissing the elite's asses, are you? Well, it won't do you any good. They'll still just toss you aside when they're done groping you like a drunk frat boy.

Wait, there's groping AND tossing?


Sure, why not?
 
2012-07-06 07:09:52 PM  

Ponzholio: Trillian Astra: Balchinian: They can't sponsor me. I have had myself declared ineligible. Now the only time I notice TF is even around is like right now when the sewer backs up and one of their threads overflows into Lite.

Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum.

It's also a sponsor subscription forum...


In order to be sponsored you have to bring something to TFD though...
 
2012-07-06 07:10:01 PM  

Mega Steve: Balchinian: Keigh: Balchinian: right decision

You got that right.

if they sponsor you, just ignore it.

They can't sponsor me. I have had myself declared ineligible. Now the only time I notice TF is even around is like right now when the sewer backs up and one of their threads overflows into Lite.

You sound bitter


OMG! My attitude displeases you? I am SOOOO sorry!!!! God knows I spend every waking moment in fear that I might say something which doesn't ring like crystal in the almighty Mega Steve's perfect ears!

I may sound bitter (I'm not.) and sarcastic (I am.) but you sound elitist and entitled. So tell you what...you don't like how I sound? There's a circle with a line through it at the far right end of the timestamp line of this post. Click it and you'll never have to hear anything I say again. It is called the "ignore" feature, and was put there for that very purpose. I'd use it on these TF threads, but it doesn't work that way.
 
2012-07-06 07:10:17 PM  

Ponzholio: mephisto6: Ed Grubermann: Trillian Astra: Balchinian: They can't sponsor me. I have had myself declared ineligible. Now the only time I notice TF is even around is like right now when the sewer backs up and one of their threads overflows into Lite.

Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum. It isn't like you're trying to ward of Jehova's Witnesses. Lighten up, Francis.

Oh, I see. Kissing the elite's asses, are you? Well, it won't do you any good. They'll still just toss you aside when they're done groping you like a drunk frat boy.

Wait, there's groping AND tossing?

Sure, why not?


I can see the groping part but tossing is a lot of work. Why not just walk away from them?
 
2012-07-06 07:11:00 PM  
I kinda miss TF.
 
2012-07-06 07:14:13 PM  

Ponzholio: mephisto6: Ed Grubermann: Trillian Astra: Balchinian: They can't sponsor me. I have had myself declared ineligible. Now the only time I notice TF is even around is like right now when the sewer backs up and one of their threads overflows into Lite.

Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum. It isn't like you're trying to ward of Jehova's Witnesses. Lighten up, Francis.

Oh, I see. Kissing the elite's asses, are you? Well, it won't do you any good. They'll still just toss you aside when they're done groping you like a drunk frat boy.

Wait, there's groping AND tossing?

Sure, why not?


Well that's a flippin epiphany right there
 
2012-07-06 07:17:32 PM  

Balchinian: Mega Steve: Balchinian: Keigh: Balchinian: right decision

You got that right.

if they sponsor you, just ignore it.

They can't sponsor me. I have had myself declared ineligible. Now the only time I notice TF is even around is like right now when the sewer backs up and one of their threads overflows into Lite.

You sound bitter

OMG! My attitude displeases you? I am SOOOO sorry!!!! God knows I spend every waking moment in fear that I might say something which doesn't ring like crystal in the almighty Mega Steve's perfect ears!

I may sound bitter (I'm not.) and sarcastic (I am.) but you sound elitist and entitled. So tell you what...you don't like how I sound? There's a circle with a line through it at the far right end of the timestamp line of this post. Click it and you'll never have to hear anything I say again. It is called the "ignore" feature, and was put there for that very purpose. I'd use it on these TF threads, but it doesn't work that way.


Elitist and entitled? I'm a liter like you, man. Take it easy. Have a beer or a smoke or whatever you do to relax. I'm just saying that there's no reason to hate on people for throwing a few bucks every month at Drew. If I had the cash to spare, I'd do it too. Not necessarily to swim through the millions of links available to the TFers, but because this site has given me many hours of entertainment.
 
2012-07-06 07:17:39 PM  
Does your boss have a nice rack?
 
2012-07-06 07:18:22 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!**breath**HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Eye heart Fark so much! :)
 
2012-07-06 07:19:28 PM  
Well this thread has been fun, glad to have read more or less live in literland.

Also, that Balchinian cat got more bites than I originally suspected, not bad man!

Can you really permanently decline/be declined sponsorship?
 
2012-07-06 07:20:27 PM  

Mega Steve: Balchinian: Mega Steve: Balchinian: Keigh: Balchinian: right decision

You got that right.

if they sponsor you, just ignore it.

They can't sponsor me. I have had myself declared ineligible. Now the only time I notice TF is even around is like right now when the sewer backs up and one of their threads overflows into Lite.

You sound bitter

OMG! My attitude displeases you? I am SOOOO sorry!!!! God knows I spend every waking moment in fear that I might say something which doesn't ring like crystal in the almighty Mega Steve's perfect ears!

I may sound bitter (I'm not.) and sarcastic (I am.) but you sound elitist and entitled. So tell you what...you don't like how I sound? There's a circle with a line through it at the far right end of the timestamp line of this post. Click it and you'll never have to hear anything I say again. It is called the "ignore" feature, and was put there for that very purpose. I'd use it on these TF threads, but it doesn't work that way.

Elitist and entitled? I'm a liter like you, man. Take it easy. Have a beer or a smoke or whatever you do to relax. I'm just saying that there's no reason to hate on people for throwing a few bucks every month at Drew. If I had the cash to spare, I'd do it too. Not necessarily to swim through the millions of links available to the TFers, but because this site has given me many hours of entertainment.


You can't stop Balchinian from biatching. He has black eyes. Like a doll's.
 
2012-07-06 07:21:15 PM  

Mega Steve: Elitist and entitled? I'm a liter like you, man. Take it easy. Have a beer or a smoke or whatever you do to relax. I'm just saying that there's no reason to hate on people for throwing a few bucks every month at Drew. If I had the cash to spare, I'd do it too. Not necessarily to swim through the millions of links available to the TFers, but because this site has given me many hours of entertainment.


Now you'll know what it's like to have your entire workday destroyed...
 
2012-07-06 07:21:38 PM  

Trillian Astra:
Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum. It isn't like you're trying to ward of Jehova's Witnesses. Lighten up, Francis.


First, no this is not a pay subscription forum. Not anymore. This thread has gone green, and is therefore in Lite...a free and open public forum. Second, it is, oddly enough, very much like trying to ward off Jehovah's Witnesses. This thread will go away by tomorrow, but in another couple days another one will come around again despite being just as unwanted. Just like the JW's.

As I said, I would love to use the ignore feature on all the TF/TFD threads that go green, but it doesn't work like that.
 
2012-07-06 07:22:18 PM  
And Ponzholio goes and makes a liar out of me. Thanks for the sponsorship, from one Steve to another!
 
2012-07-06 07:22:33 PM  
Well thanks, ponzholio. That was cool of you. I'll have to check this out when I get back home and on some sure footing :)
 
2012-07-06 07:23:27 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: Ponzholio: Trillian Astra: Balchinian: They can't sponsor me. I have had myself declared ineligible. Now the only time I notice TF is even around is like right now when the sewer backs up and one of their threads overflows into Lite.

Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum.

It's also a sponsor subscription forum...

In order to be sponsored you have to bring something to TFD though...


Since when ?


I've been sponsored 4 times and I've never started a TFD "welcome myself" thread.

My advice to any 'liters that get sponsored in here : If some TFette offers you a pickle, don't eat it.
 
2012-07-06 07:24:16 PM  

Government Fromage: we'refromthesamestory: Government Fromage: Damn you guys

/submitter

If you are subby, then really you should have seen this coming.

I am.

And I did.


But did you anticipate the hot cocoa sampler box he's going to get you this xmas?
 
2012-07-06 07:24:54 PM  

Owangotang: in before ponies.


just to validate your post:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-06 07:25:00 PM  

Balchinian: Trillian Astra:
Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum. It isn't like you're trying to ward of Jehova's Witnesses. Lighten up, Francis.

First, no this is not a pay subscription forum. Not anymore. This thread has gone green, and is therefore in Lite...a free and open public forum. Second, it is, oddly enough, very much like trying to ward off Jehovah's Witnesses. This thread will go away by tomorrow, but in another couple days another one will come around again despite being just as unwanted. Just like the JW's.

As I said, I would love to use the ignore feature on all the TF/TFD threads that go green, but it doesn't work like that.


Ummmm... it's called not clicking on either the link or the little numbers to the right of the link. There ya go, thread ignored!
 
2012-07-06 07:25:16 PM  

Mega Steve:

Elitist and entitled? I'm a liter like you, man.


That badge next to your name says different, Chumley.

Oztemprom:

Can you really permanently decline/be declined sponsorship?


Yes.
 
2012-07-06 07:25:18 PM  

cartmans_evil_twin: Government Fromage: we'refromthesamestory: Government Fromage: Damn you guys

/submitter

If you are subby, then really you should have seen this coming.

I am.

And I did.

But did you anticipate the hot cocoa sampler box he's going to get you this xmas?


That would be an upgrade from what that cheapskate gave us last year.
 
2012-07-06 07:26:01 PM  

Balchinian: Trillian Astra:
Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum. It isn't like you're trying to ward of Jehova's Witnesses. Lighten up, Francis.

First, no this is not a pay subscription forum. Not anymore. This thread has gone green, and is therefore in Lite...a free and open public forum. Second, it is, oddly enough, very much like trying to ward off Jehovah's Witnesses. This thread will go away by tomorrow, but in another couple days another one will come around again despite being just as unwanted. Just like the JEW's.

As I said, I would love to use the ignore feature on all the TF/TFD threads that go green, but it doesn't work like that.


Man, that is harsh for a Friday, Hitler.
 
2012-07-06 07:26:17 PM  

Balchinian: Trillian Astra:
Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum. It isn't like you're trying to ward of Jehova's Witnesses. Lighten up, Francis.

First, no this is not a pay subscription forum. Not anymore. This thread has gone green, and is therefore in Lite...a free and open public forum. Second, it is, oddly enough, very much like trying to ward off Jehovah's Witnesses. This thread will go away by tomorrow, but in another couple days another one will come around again despite being just as unwanted. Just like the JW's.

As I said, I would love to use the ignore feature on all the TF/TFD threads that go green, but it doesn't work like that.


Have you considered just not clicking on a TF link? It's just as effective as an ignore button, all you have to do is....ignore it yourself. Easy.
 
2012-07-06 07:27:20 PM  

Owangotang: I could NOT believe it! So many people, so much...stuff...happening! It was, no doubt, an event.


It was like that one sports game where the one sports team played against the other sports team!

Craziness!


SmackLT: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: In our defense, we *do* ask for Grey Poupon around here a lot.

Yeah, but nobody spells it "Poupon"


Oooohhhh... good call, actually.


Government Fromage: Usually, it's "Drew, why is there grey poop on the servers again?"


HAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-07-06 07:27:40 PM  

KillAllHumans: Owangotang: in before ponies.

just to validate your post:

[i.imgur.com image 269x385]


Technically that was A pony, not ponies. Not that I am asking for ponies, mind you.
 
2012-07-06 07:28:06 PM  

One Bad Apple: we'refromthesamestory: Ponzholio: Trillian Astra: Balchinian: They can't sponsor me. I have had myself declared ineligible. Now the only time I notice TF is even around is like right now when the sewer backs up and one of their threads overflows into Lite.

Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum.

It's also a sponsor subscription forum...

In order to be sponsored you have to bring something to TFD though...

Since when ?


I've been sponsored 4 times and I've never started a TFD "welcome myself" thread.

My advice to any 'liters that get sponsored in here : If some TFette offers you a pickle, don't eat it.


Well, let's get this out of the way.
 
2012-07-06 07:29:08 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Have you considered just not clicking on a TF link? It's just as effective as an ignore button, all you have to do is....ignore it yourself. Easy.


If he can ignore this link, he can ignore ANYTHING.
 
2012-07-06 07:30:02 PM  

Balchinian: Mega Steve: Balchinian: Keigh: Balchinian: right decision

You got that right.

if they sponsor you, just ignore it.

They can't sponsor me. I have had myself declared ineligible. Now the only time I notice TF is even around is like right now when the sewer backs up and one of their threads overflows into Lite.

You sound bitter

OMG! My attitude displeases you? I am SOOOO sorry!!!! God knows I spend every waking moment in fear that I might say something which doesn't ring like crystal in the almighty Mega Steve's perfect ears!

I may sound bitter (I'm not.) and sarcastic (I am.) but you sound elitist and entitled. So tell you what...you don't like how I sound? There's a circle with a line through it at the far right end of the timestamp line of this post. Click it and you'll never have to hear anything I say again. It is called the "ignore" feature, and was put there for that very purpose. I'd use it on these TF threads, but it doesn't work that way.


Yep, he's bitter.
 
2012-07-06 07:30:03 PM  

gold6:

Ummmm... it's called not clicking on either the link or the little numbers to the right of the link. There ya go, thread ignored!


That's not quite how the ignore feature works. With the ignore feature you don't even see the posts in question. It is like the difference between not answering the doorball and not having it ringing in the first place.
 
2012-07-06 07:30:52 PM  
*doorbell*
FTFM
 
2012-07-06 07:31:11 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: Ponzholio: Trillian Astra: Balchinian: They can't sponsor me. I have had myself declared ineligible. Now the only time I notice TF is even around is like right now when the sewer backs up and one of their threads overflows into Lite.

Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum.

It's also a sponsor subscription forum...

In order to be sponsored you have to bring something to TFD though...


I have brownies... *looks around hopefully*

/also cadettes
 
2012-07-06 07:31:13 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Nina Haagen Dazs: Have you considered just not clicking on a TF link? It's just as effective as an ignore button, all you have to do is....ignore it yourself. Easy.

If he can ignore this link, he can ignore ANYTHING.


Heheheh...I had the original back in the '90s. As I recall, I liked it.
 
2012-07-06 07:31:42 PM  
ZOMG WHAT HIS FRAK IS SO COOL buy my knock-off Chanel bags.

/did it work?
 
2012-07-06 07:32:57 PM  

Balchinian: Trillian Astra:
Good lord, it's a pay subscription forum. It isn't like you're trying to ward of Jehova's Witnesses. Lighten up, Francis.

First, no this is not a pay subscription forum. Not anymore. This thread has gone green, and is therefore in Lite...a free and open public forum. Second, it is, oddly enough, very much like trying to ward off Jehovah's Witnesses. This thread will go away by tomorrow, but in another couple days another one will come around again despite being just as unwanted. Just like the JW's.

As I said, I would love to use the ignore feature on all the TF/TFD threads that go green, but it doesn't work like that.


Shouldn't you be editing wikipedia posts, or reading the dictionary, or some similarly laudable pursuit? I mean, posting on a news aggregator site just seems so BELOW someone of your prowess. Why waste time with us underlings when you could be memorizing all the words between Aardvark and Albatross?
 
2012-07-06 07:33:17 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: If he can ignore this link,


Saw the URL... CLICKED ANYWAY


/We're moving through venus...
//'cause maybe they've seen us...?
 
2012-07-06 07:39:13 PM  

Balchinian: gold6:

Ummmm... it's called not clicking on either the link or the little numbers to the right of the link. There ya go, thread ignored!

That's not quite how the ignore feature works. With the ignore feature you don't even see the posts in question. It is like the difference between not answering the doorball and not having it ringing in the first place.


If you left the house you it wouldn't matter if the doorbell rang or not, because you wouldn't be there to hear it.
 
2012-07-06 07:40:18 PM  
Somehow I got an extra "you" in there. Must be time to start drinking.
 
2012-07-06 07:44:52 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Heheheh...I had the original back in the '90s. As I recall, I liked it.


Then TMLO said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"

mekkab: Saw the URL... CLICKED ANYWAY


/We're moving through venus...
//'cause maybe they've seen us...?


:D

AND WELCOME US ALL

/YEAH!
 
2012-07-06 07:44:52 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs:

Have you considered just not clicking on a TF link? It's just as effective as an ignore button, all you have to do is....ignore it yourself. Easy.


And how does one differentiate between a TF link and a general Fark link without clicking on it and seeing what it is? They both use the same tag, and you can't always tell from the headline. The whole purpose of having TF links in Lite is to get people to click on them, after all. They are allowed to leak over in an effort at recruitment (like the JW's again). I can't fault Drew for that, it is a good marketing strategy. And contrary to what some of you are inferring from my attitude I am not bitter. I have no problem with those of you who enjoy TF enjoying it. More power to you. I am glad it exists, and I am glad people enjoy it. But when I say no thanks, there ought to be a way for that to be the end of it without me having to resort to writing a script to prevent all threads with the Fark tag from loading in my browser.
 
2012-07-06 07:47:02 PM  

Mr. Murder: we'refromthesamestory: Yeah, till you showed up. :P

Don't stick that tongue out unless you are prepared to use it.


I always prefered "no thanks, I use toilot paper."
 
2012-07-06 07:48:23 PM  

Swarley: I have brownies... *looks around hopefully*

/also cadettes


Well... this is awkward. I only brought boobs...
 
2012-07-06 07:49:06 PM  

Gig103: He probably "discovered" it looking at your browser history. This was a test, and he will soon be firing you. Get your resume ready.


That is why you fark from your smartphone when he isn't around or you are in the company john.
 
2012-07-06 07:50:02 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: Swarley: I have brownies... *looks around hopefully*

/also cadettes

Well... this is awkward. I only brought boobs...


Don't worry, boobs always win.
 
2012-07-06 07:50:20 PM  

Queensowntalia:

Shouldn't you be editing wikipedia posts, or reading the dictionary, or some similarly laudable pursuit? I mean, posting on a news aggregator site just seems so BELOW someone of your prowess. Why waste time with us underlings when you could be memorizing all the words between Aardvark and Albatross?


Coming from someone with the title "Queen" as part of her handle, that criticism makes you seem like the pot calling the kettle black. Don't you think?
-1
 
2012-07-06 07:50:33 PM  
+2 well played but still an obvious troll.
 
2012-07-06 07:50:37 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: Swarley: I have brownies... *looks around hopefully*

/also cadettes

Well... this is awkward. I only brought boobs...


I didn't mean to show you up. You want... you want I should cut off the boobs?
 
2012-07-06 07:50:51 PM  
Balchinian is right. You should all go back to your walled garden. You think you're sooooooo superior just because you pay $5 a month.
 
2012-07-06 07:52:26 PM  

redheededstepchild: Mr. Murder: we'refromthesamestory: Yeah, till you showed up. :P

Don't stick that tongue out unless you are prepared to use it.

I always prefered "no thanks, I use toilot paper."


Murder and I have a very special relationship. I thought there were rules but apparently I was wrong.

/Also, he's allergic to me..
 
2012-07-06 07:52:43 PM  
Reminds me of when I showed my boss theonion.com. He thinks to this day that Stephen Hawking has a crimefighting robotic exoskeleton.
 
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