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(Foobies)   Facts pro-lifers don't want you to know: Fetuses can cause car accidents   (thelocal.de) divider line 32
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2012-07-06 08:13:14 PM  
3 votes:
Look people. It's the fetuses or us.

Now, everyone grab a coat hanger and fight for your lives!
2012-07-07 04:02:28 AM  
2 votes:

batcookie: Yes this is dog: batcookie: There are two possibilities: they're actual misogynists and should probably be shunned from society completely, or they're trolls and your reaction is their victory. Either way, ignore them.

Possibility number three: They are just telling a silly, harmless joke.

... My point was they haven't been funny since the 50s, so if you're still using them you either have a really stupid sense of humor or one of the two reasons I listed


If you not thinking I'm funny makes me an ACTUAL MISOGYNIST, my SO must have permanent black eyes and a PhD in sandwiches.
2012-07-07 02:12:35 AM  
2 votes:

doglover: ZAZ: Facts pro-choicers don't want you to know: While that easily-aborted fetus seems like a threat to your car insurance rates, the woman in the article was probably talking on a cell phone but blamed the wreck on somebody who couldn't deny responsibility.

Fact pro lifers don't want you to know: ALL car wrecks are caused by former fetuses.

2012-07-07 02:11:59 AM  
2 votes:
I snicker every time I see "pro-life" and "facts" in the same sentence.
2012-07-07 02:09:37 AM  
2 votes:
Abortion is self-defense.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-07-06 08:25:32 PM  
2 votes:
Facts pro-choicers don't want you to know: While that easily-aborted fetus seems like a threat to your car insurance rates, the woman in the article was probably talking on a cell phone but blamed the wreck on somebody who couldn't deny responsibility.
2012-07-07 05:27:18 AM  
1 votes:
We don't know the gender of the kid, it could be a boy. He may have kicked mom to get her to put the cell phone down. Instead get blamed for the accident. That kid has it rough already.
2012-07-07 05:04:19 AM  
1 votes:

Jim_Callahan: cuzsis: Isn't cheering for the death of living beings, regardless of sentience, twisted and sick?

Nope, historically and biologically it ranges from normal to outright commendable. The one things the hippies got right is that life isn't isolated organisms capable of existing independently, killing each other off is entirely necessary for the larger functioning of the biosphere, species that don't are terrible plagues upon existence that make everything unbearably shiatty for everything else.

Even religion is largely pro-killing-people. Yes, including yours.

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I wonder what the world would be like today if the hippies hadn't invaded Vietnam.
2012-07-07 04:50:42 AM  
1 votes:
What about the foetuses that began as accidents in cars?
2012-07-07 04:33:52 AM  
1 votes:

GGracie: My daughter is in her 72 trimester and I don't think she could kick me hard enough now to cause me to have that kind of car accident. I agree with ZAZ that the mom-to-be was probably on her cell phone.


Maybe not. My sister was in mortal agony for the last trimester of her second, because he had his little heels braced under her lower rib. I knew another woman who'd had a rib broken by her in utero fetus, he kicked her so hard.

It's entirely possible. Those little f*ckers want OUT.
2012-07-07 04:11:51 AM  
1 votes:

ZAZ: Facts pro-choicers don't want you to know: While that easily-aborted fetus seems like a threat to your car insurance rates, the woman in the article was probably talking on a cell phone but blamed the wreck on somebody who couldn't deny responsibility.


woo, touchy response to an obvious joke. were you touched badlyas a fetus or something? You are not alone. I had to share the womb with an IUD and my mom got carbon monoxide poisioning twice.

It is okay to let these experiences go. Life is not so bad now, is it? Smile and enjoy a joke now and then.
2012-07-07 04:08:45 AM  
1 votes:

batcookie: Yes this is dog: batcookie: There are two possibilities: they're actual misogynists and should probably be shunned from society completely, or they're trolls and your reaction is their victory. Either way, ignore them.

Possibility number three: They are just telling a silly, harmless joke.

... My point was they haven't been funny since the 50s, so if you're still using them you either have a really stupid sense of humor or one of the two reasons I listed


Using silly, perhaps worn out jokes does not make you either a troll or a misogynist. I'd be willing to bet that most people, when they make a sandwich comment or whatever are really only trying to get a mild chuckle from someone else.

Not every post in an internet forum is some window into a person's soul.

Lighten up, Francis.
2012-07-07 04:01:00 AM  
1 votes:

LoneWolf343: TsukasaK: bingethinker: I agree, except you'd have trouble proving a four-month fetus is sentient. Just because you believe it, doesn't make it so.

Works in the converse, too. The longer you go, the more likely you're killing a sentient, living being. Line has to be drawn somewhere. Where is a question of debate.

Birth is a nice hard limit.


I'd put the limit at when they can ask me not to kill them.
2012-07-07 03:40:38 AM  
1 votes:

batcookie: There are two possibilities: they're actual misogynists and should probably be shunned from society completely, or they're trolls and your reaction is their victory. Either way, ignore them.


Possibility number three: They are just telling a silly, harmless joke.
2012-07-07 03:39:59 AM  
1 votes:
The obvious solution is to make abortion mandatory unless you can prove financially and intellectually responsible enough to be a parent.

/Problem solved. They are not people anyway until they are old enough to pay taxes, right?
2012-07-07 03:30:41 AM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: STOP CALLING THEM PRO LIFE. THEY ARE NOT. THEY ARE ANTI-ABORTION. PRO-LIFE IMPLIES SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.


WELL I'M CONVINCED!!!
2012-07-07 03:19:05 AM  
1 votes:
Yay! My first ever post on FARK is about an ass-kicking fetus! Is the father Chuck Norris? Or maybe Tom Cruise? Need more information...
2012-07-07 03:18:10 AM  
1 votes:
Women drivers!


/amitire?
2012-07-07 03:09:52 AM  
1 votes:

xip_80: Abortion is self-defense.


STAND YOUR GROUND!!!
2012-07-07 03:01:50 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: I hate to be the one to point out the obvious here, but it was a woman driving. I'm surprised she only rolled it.


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Yet another reason women should not be allowed to drive. Perhaps the Saudis are way more progressive than us on this topic.
2012-07-07 02:59:29 AM  
1 votes:
I hate to be the one to point out the obvious here, but it was a woman driving. I'm surprised she only rolled it.
2012-07-07 02:34:05 AM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: STOP CALLING THEM PRO LIFE. THEY ARE NOT. THEY ARE ANTI-ABORTION. PRO-LIFE IMPLIES SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.


Look, you can't execute them or lock them in prison if you abort them first.
2012-07-07 02:27:04 AM  
1 votes:

GGracie: My daughter is in her 72 trimester.


I dunno, I think an 18-year-old could kick you hard enough to lose control of your vehicle.

/ and they say pregnancy ruins your cognitive skills for the duration
2012-07-07 02:25:16 AM  
1 votes:

bingethinker: I snicker every time I see "pro-life" and "facts" in the same sentence.


Sort-of pro-lifer here, I oppose killing a fetus past about 4 months or so, as at that point, the fetus is likely to be sentient.

"Killing" a clump of cells with no consciousness - don't care. No different than smashing an acorn or cracking a chicken's egg.
Killing a sentient being - Can't have. Not yours.
2012-07-07 02:24:29 AM  
1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: Look people. It's the fetuses or us.

Now, everyone grab a coat hanger and fight for your lives!


I totally read this as fajitas. I would probably side with fajitas.

/may sound fat
2012-07-07 02:22:26 AM  
1 votes:
Having dealt with a pregnant woman for the last 7 and a half months, I can believe it could happen. It'd be a bit of a one in a million shot, but there have been kicks lately that came as enough of a surprise to startle her, and in painful spots. A lot depends on the size of the woman, too. My friend is tiny, so the fetus can line up and field goal just about anything it feels like. someone larger with more padding I have my doubts.
2012-07-07 02:18:24 AM  
1 votes:
STOP CALLING THEM PRO LIFE. THEY ARE NOT. THEY ARE ANTI-ABORTION. PRO-LIFE IMPLIES SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.
2012-07-07 01:39:02 AM  
1 votes:

ZAZ: Facts pro-choicers don't want you to know: While that easily-aborted fetus seems like a threat to your car insurance rates, the woman in the article was probably talking on a cell phone but blamed the wreck on somebody who couldn't deny responsibility.


Fact pro lifers don't want you to know: ALL car wrecks are caused by fetuses.
2012-07-07 01:15:29 AM  
1 votes:

ZAZ: Facts pro-choicers don't want you to know: While that easily-aborted fetus seems like a threat to your car insurance rates, the woman in the article was probably talking on a cell phone but blamed the wreck on somebody who couldn't deny responsibility.


Or started cooing over the kick. Then again, she is pregnant so it could be assumed that most of her energy that would normally go towards higher thinking is going toward growing a fetus. I know my SIL turned into the biggest idiot in the world when she was carrying one.
2012-07-07 12:49:28 AM  
1 votes:
Who the Hell let fetuses drive?

/DNRTFA
2012-07-06 10:09:33 PM  
1 votes:

edmo: I'm sure the conservatives will be demanding that fetus be tried for attempted murder ... as an adult.


It is a female fetus, so that seems likely
2012-07-06 09:56:52 PM  
1 votes:
I'm sure the conservatives will be demanding that fetus be tried for attempted murder ... as an adult.
 
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