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2012-07-06 08:41:56 PM
6 votes:
But seriously if you want to go out on a high note, meeting the president then dying seems like a pretty decent way to go instead of sitting in a nursing home waiting to die.
2012-07-06 04:00:44 PM
5 votes:
I guarantee there will be a "what did she see that she wasn't supposed to?" article on WND within a week.
2012-07-06 09:56:37 PM
3 votes:
The Onion is prophetic: I would start it, but I'm not about to sign up for a freeper account, even to troll... I'd feel too dirty.

You'd probably get zotted within an hour, they can smell impostors a mile away. Trolling Freep takes time, patience and skill.
2012-07-07 11:28:53 AM
1 votes:
Bittersweet story.

Nice to hear that Obama personally phoned the family after hearing of her passing. That man is a class act. Unlike a lot of the people making comments on that thread.

/I'm almost 50 and I've never encountered even a single grit in my life much less multiples.
//Am I missing much?
2012-07-07 07:18:35 AM
1 votes:
Lionel Mandrake: Well, add one more to the Obama Death List

Okay. Since President Barak Obama took office....
Osama Bin Laden: DEAD.
Mutassim Gaddafi: DEAD.
Muammar Gaddafi: RAPED TO DEATH.
Kim Jong-il: DEAD.
Mostafa Ahmadi Roshan: DEAD.
Darioush Rezaeinejad: DEAD.
Majid Shahriari: DEAD.
Massoud Ali Mohammadi: DEAD.
Baitullah Mahsud: DEAD.
Anwar al-Awlaki: DEAD.
Harun Fazul aka Fazul Abdullah Mohammed: DEAD.
Ilyas Kashmiri: DEAD.
Ammar al-Wa'ili: DEAD.
Ali Saleh Farhan: DEAD.
Atiyah 'Abd al-Rahman: DEAD.
Hamza al-Jawfi: DEAD.
Sheik Saeed al-Masri: DEAD.
Dulmatin: DEAD.
Abu Ayyub al-Masri: DEAD.
Abu Omar al-Baghdadi: DEAD.
Muhammad Haqqani: DEAD.
Qari Zafar: DEAD.
Saleh Ali Saleh Nabhan: DEAD.
Tariq al-Dahab: DEAD.
Josephine "Ann" Harris: DEAD

Coincidence? I don't think so!
2012-07-07 02:12:24 AM
1 votes:
It came to pass the Obamessiah went down to Ohio, and said to his disciples, "I hunger."

And a woman brought forth to the Obamessiah a breakfast of eggs and bacon from a swine.

And the Obamessiah was wroth, and said unto her, "Thou knowest from the lips of mine enemies that I am verily a secret Muslim, but you present me with unclean meat from the flank of a swine. No more shall any eat from your table, and you shall return to the earth and perish in the lake of fire!"

And the woman withered and died that very day.
2012-07-07 01:37:04 AM
1 votes:
You know, maybe he did.

I mean, she's a huge fan of his and is quite old. The combination of stress and adrenaline from the excitement of meeting him was too much for her heart to handle. I'm not saying Obama did this on purpose, but the blame could be laid at his feet. It will be interesting to see how the courts handle this.

In the meantime, Sarah Palin should be president.
2012-07-07 12:55:24 AM
1 votes:
Not submitter.

Knew this would be the *exact* headline on Fark when I read the story elsewhere.
2012-07-06 11:23:37 PM
1 votes:
This means Sarah Palin is automatically President and Obama has to go work in the kitchen at Herman Cain's pizza parlor.
2012-07-06 10:51:19 PM
1 votes:
I tried to submit this with a death panels joke.

/*shakes tiny fist*
2012-07-06 10:43:18 PM
1 votes:
WhoIsWillo: make me some tea: Link

Wow, that was the most tasteful Freeper thread I've ever seen. Which is to say it took around 20 posts for someone to suggest the old lady burn in hell.


I'm not a big Obama fan, but god damn... I wish people would put a lid on it with this garbage.
2012-07-06 10:37:51 PM
1 votes:
Obama had a breakfast of two eggs over easy, bacon, wheat toast and grits at Ann's Place this morning.

Well there's your answer right there. Ann saw Obama eat bacon and he had to kill her to appease his Muslim overlords.
2012-07-06 10:22:49 PM
1 votes:
theorellior: You'd probably get zotted within an hour, they can smell impostors a mile away. Trolling Freep takes time, patience and skill.

ct.fra.bz
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2012-07-06 10:02:42 PM
1 votes:
WelldeadLink: Bush's fault.

Not this one. Now, 4,000+ members or our armed forces, that's another story.
2012-07-06 09:58:32 PM
1 votes:
You know right after President Obama left, she said that she could die happy; and then God took her up on the bet.
2012-07-06 09:57:20 PM
1 votes:
bdub77: But seriously if you want to go out on a high note, meeting the president then dying seems like a pretty decent way to go instead of sitting in a nursing home waiting to die.

I can't really think of a much better note to go out for someone that started their own restaurant than to have the most powerful man in the history of the planet eat at your place.

/in b4 Obama worship, that title's true of every American president since at least Truman
2012-07-06 09:06:16 PM
1 votes:
MaudlinMutantMollusk: bdub77: But seriously if you want to go out on a high note, meeting the president then dying seems like a pretty decent way to go instead of sitting in a nursing home waiting to die.

QFT


Ding. Ding. Dingdingdingding.

sobretv.net
2012-07-06 08:47:06 PM
1 votes:
bdub77: But seriously if you want to go out on a high note, meeting the president then dying seems like a pretty decent way to go instead of sitting in a nursing home waiting to die.

QFT
2012-07-06 08:38:42 PM
1 votes:
Obama had a breakfast of two eggs over easy, bacon, wheat toast and grits at Ann's Place this morning.

Gotdamn Michelle. Your First Lady Pet Project is healthy eating. Talk to him. He has to make it to November.
2012-07-06 05:02:41 PM
1 votes:
make me some tea: Link

Wow, that was the most tasteful Freeper thread I've ever seen. Which is to say it took around 20 posts for someone to suggest the old lady burn in hell.
2012-07-06 04:54:44 PM
1 votes:
violentsalvation: make me some tea: JerseyTim: I guarantee there will be a "what did she see that she wasn't supposed to?" article on WND within a week.

Yup.

Freepers are probably already at it.


Link

Mostly snark at this point, but there's this gem:

To: markomalley
By golly, the same thing happened to Obama's white grandmother after he visited with her on election night 2008.


24 posted on Fri Jul 06 2012 16:47:42 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by CaptainKrunch (Freedom is what's fair.)
2012-07-06 04:40:27 PM
1 votes:
make me some tea: JerseyTim: I guarantee there will be a "what did she see that she wasn't supposed to?" article on WND within a week.

Yup.


Freepers are probably already at it.
2012-07-06 03:51:11 PM
1 votes:
Greasy eggs? You go to the front of the death panel line, gramma.
 
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