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2012-07-06 03:51:11 PM
Greasy eggs? You go to the front of the death panel line, gramma.
 
2012-07-06 04:00:44 PM
I guarantee there will be a "what did she see that she wasn't supposed to?" article on WND within a week.
 
2012-07-06 04:05:37 PM

JerseyTim: I guarantee there will be a "what did she see that she wasn't supposed to?" article on WND within a week.


Yup.
 
2012-07-06 04:18:55 PM
Obama drained her essence.
 
2012-07-06 04:19:38 PM

kid_icarus: Obama drained her essence.


You mean her soul?
 
2012-07-06 04:22:47 PM
That really is sad
 
2012-07-06 04:40:27 PM

make me some tea: JerseyTim: I guarantee there will be a "what did she see that she wasn't supposed to?" article on WND within a week.

Yup.


Freepers are probably already at it.
 
2012-07-06 04:54:44 PM

violentsalvation: make me some tea: JerseyTim: I guarantee there will be a "what did she see that she wasn't supposed to?" article on WND within a week.

Yup.

Freepers are probably already at it.


Link

Mostly snark at this point, but there's this gem:

To: markomalley
By golly, the same thing happened to Obama's white grandmother after he visited with her on election night 2008.


24 posted on Fri Jul 06 2012 16:47:42 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by CaptainKrunch (Freedom is what's fair.)
 
2012-07-06 05:02:41 PM

make me some tea: Link


Wow, that was the most tasteful Freeper thread I've ever seen. Which is to say it took around 20 posts for someone to suggest the old lady burn in hell.
 
2012-07-06 05:59:17 PM
Succubama
 
2012-07-06 08:13:04 PM

kid_icarus: Obama drained her essence.


That's probably why he refused to arm wrestle the guy, it would be too tempting.
 
2012-07-06 08:13:44 PM
I'm not saying she had proof of Obama's Kenyan heritage, but it remains a distinct possibility.
 
2012-07-06 08:16:31 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Succubama


Reminded me of this pic of him doing to another woman in 2008...in front of witnesses!

i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-06 08:19:19 PM

bdub77: I'm not saying she had proof of Obama's Kenyan heritage, but it remains a distinct possibility.


More likely, just like Breitbart she OD'd on coke, amirite?
 
2012-07-06 08:22:41 PM
Begun, the Death Squads have.
 
2012-07-06 08:24:52 PM
Obama showing how much he hates small business owners once again
 
2012-07-06 08:26:22 PM

make me some tea: violentsalvation: make me some tea: JerseyTim: I guarantee there will be a "what did she see that she wasn't supposed to?" article on WND within a week.

Yup.

Freepers are probably already at it.

Link

Mostly snark at this point, but there's this gem:

To: markomalley
By golly, the same thing happened to Obama's white grandmother after he visited with her on election night 2008.


24 posted on Fri Jul 06 2012 16:47:42 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by CaptainKrunch (Freedom is what's fair.)


How long until this is the "source" for SOME SAY THE PRESIDENT HAD TO SILENCE SOMEONE WHO GOT TOO CURIOUS
 
2012-07-06 08:28:24 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: How long until this is the "source" for SOME SAY THE PRESIDENT HAD TO SILENCE SOMEONE WHO GOT TOO CURIOUS


While serving him, she noticed a peculiar birth mark on the back of his neck just below the collar. A crescent moon and hammer. Having read extensively, she instantly knew that this was a rare birthmark that only a select few from a powerful royal Kenyan Family that worked in the Kremlin have. She never had the chance to tell us.
 
2012-07-06 08:35:36 PM
I'm not one to toot my own horn usually on headlines, but, mine was more provocative: "President Obama is now going out to handle the Obamacare death panels in person"
 
2012-07-06 08:38:42 PM
Obama had a breakfast of two eggs over easy, bacon, wheat toast and grits at Ann's Place this morning.

Gotdamn Michelle. Your First Lady Pet Project is healthy eating. Talk to him. He has to make it to November.
 
2012-07-06 08:41:56 PM
But seriously if you want to go out on a high note, meeting the president then dying seems like a pretty decent way to go instead of sitting in a nursing home waiting to die.
 
2012-07-06 08:47:06 PM

bdub77: But seriously if you want to go out on a high note, meeting the president then dying seems like a pretty decent way to go instead of sitting in a nursing home waiting to die.


QFT
 
2012-07-06 08:47:33 PM
That sunnova...

Well, add one more to the Obama Death List
 
2012-07-06 09:06:16 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: bdub77: But seriously if you want to go out on a high note, meeting the president then dying seems like a pretty decent way to go instead of sitting in a nursing home waiting to die.

QFT


Ding. Ding. Dingdingdingding.

sobretv.net
 
2012-07-06 09:26:45 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: How long until this is the "source" for SOME SAY THE PRESIDENT HAD TO SILENCE SOMEONE WHO GOT TOO CURIOUS


I would start it, but I'm not about to sign up for a freeper account, even to troll... I'd feel too dirty.
 
2012-07-06 09:56:04 PM
Does the President's bloodlust know no bounds?
 
2012-07-06 09:56:16 PM
She got a peek at his cellphone after someone sent him pictures of aliens. She had to go.
 
2012-07-06 09:56:37 PM

The Onion is prophetic: I would start it, but I'm not about to sign up for a freeper account, even to troll... I'd feel too dirty.


You'd probably get zotted within an hour, they can smell impostors a mile away. Trolling Freep takes time, patience and skill.
 
2012-07-06 09:57:20 PM

bdub77: But seriously if you want to go out on a high note, meeting the president then dying seems like a pretty decent way to go instead of sitting in a nursing home waiting to die.


I can't really think of a much better note to go out for someone that started their own restaurant than to have the most powerful man in the history of the planet eat at your place.

/in b4 Obama worship, that title's true of every American president since at least Truman
 
2012-07-06 09:57:30 PM
In all fairness, he did say over easy.
 
2012-07-06 09:58:08 PM
Grits? I can't in good concience vote for someone who would eat grits. ;)
 
2012-07-06 09:58:32 PM
You know right after President Obama left, she said that she could die happy; and then God took her up on the bet.
 
2012-07-06 09:58:34 PM
Republicans seen filing impeachment. Are they going to revise the job creator numbers?
 
2012-07-06 10:00:03 PM
Well, assuming she's a Democrat, at least her death shouldn't prove disenfranchising.
 
TKM
2012-07-06 10:00:15 PM
Immediately after, a voice comes out of the clouds and says, "God dammit, I missed."
 
2012-07-06 10:00:58 PM
Bush's fault.
 
2012-07-06 10:01:44 PM
Jesco White President Obama : [in flashback] And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck. I said if you want to live to see tomorrow, you better start fryin' them eggs a little bit better then what you a fryin' em - I'm tired of eatin' sloppy, slimy eggs!
 
2012-07-06 10:02:42 PM

WelldeadLink: Bush's fault.


Not this one. Now, 4,000+ members or our armed forces, that's another story.
 
2012-07-06 10:03:24 PM

WhoIsWillo: kid_icarus: Obama drained her essence.

You mean her soul?


Life-force!
 
2012-07-06 10:04:12 PM
All right, who's got a higher body count now, him or Clinton?
 
2012-07-06 10:05:34 PM
"Eggs. Greasy. Good."
 
2012-07-06 10:11:14 PM

make me some tea: JerseyTim: I guarantee there will be a "what did she see that she wasn't supposed to?" article on WND within a week.

Yup.


She saw the President eating a normal American breakfast! Clearly nobody who knows the President is an ordinary guy can be allowed to live!
 
2012-07-06 10:12:08 PM

HighOnCraic: "Eggs. Greasy. Good."


This is the new Fark meme, isn't it?

Which is fine, the old one needed retiring.
 
2012-07-06 10:15:00 PM

Arkanaut: All right, who's got a higher body count now, him or Clinton?


Obama, 'cause he's been resurrecting people from Clinton's list and killing them a second time.

/That's just wrong!

Link
 
2012-07-06 10:18:50 PM
That's what happens when you mistakenly eat the sandwich meant for the President.
 
2012-07-06 10:19:45 PM
Good news is that her current condition doesn't prevent her from voting the straight Democratic ticket come November.
 
2012-07-06 10:21:34 PM

SCUBA_Archer: Good news is that her current condition doesn't prevent her from voting the straight Democratic ticket come November.


You stay classy.
 
2012-07-06 10:21:56 PM

Gyrfalcon: HighOnCraic: "Eggs. Greasy. Good."

This is the new Fark meme, isn't it?

Which is fine, the old one needed retiring.


Memes. Funny. Good.

/Still no cure for pancakes.
//This is bad news . . . for Obama.
 
2012-07-06 10:22:14 PM
The owner of the Ohio restaurant where President Barack Obama breakfasted this morning died later today.

www.strangecosmos.com

/is there a Dr. Streetmentioner in the house?
 
2012-07-06 10:22:49 PM

theorellior: You'd probably get zotted within an hour, they can smell impostors a mile away. Trolling Freep takes time, patience and skill.


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