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2012-07-06 10:25:02 PM  
It appears the president is secretly a sith lord, or working in conjunction with one, we must take this disconcerting news to the senate immediately

No, No don't involve Jar-Jar
 
2012-07-06 10:29:15 PM  
Thanks Obamacare.
 
2012-07-06 10:32:21 PM  

WhoIsWillo: kid_icarus: Obama drained her essence.

You mean her soul?


Like white people have any soul.
 
2012-07-06 10:33:27 PM  
Never ask about the kill list
 
2012-07-06 10:34:01 PM  

WhoIsWillo: make me some tea: Link

Wow, that was the most tasteful Freeper thread I've ever seen. Which is to say it took around 20 posts for someone to suggest the old lady burn in hell.


They had a shockingly nice thread about Christopher Hitchens when he died, but then I later discovered that he thought Michelle Obama was a radical Black Theologist and that the Jeremiah Wright stuff should have basically made Obama in-electable
 
2012-07-06 10:34:50 PM  

loonatic112358: It appears the president is secretly a sith lord, or working in conjunction with one, we must take this disconcerting news to the senate immediately

No, No don't involve Jar-Jar


I think this thread shall now discuss trade embargoes
 
2012-07-06 10:37:46 PM  

theorellior: The Onion is prophetic: I would start it, but I'm not about to sign up for a freeper account, even to troll... I'd feel too dirty.

You'd probably get zotted within an hour, they can smell impostors a mile away. Trolling Freep takes time, patience and skill.


Go on. . . .
 
2012-07-06 10:37:48 PM  

TheManofPA: loonatic112358: It appears the president is secretly a sith lord, or working in conjunction with one, we must take this disconcerting news to the senate immediately

No, No don't involve Jar-Jar

I think this thread shall now discuss trade embargoes


His name is Barack Atreides. His name is a killing word.
 
2012-07-06 10:37:51 PM  
Obama had a breakfast of two eggs over easy, bacon, wheat toast and grits at Ann's Place this morning.

Well there's your answer right there. Ann saw Obama eat bacon and he had to kill her to appease his Muslim overlords.
 
2012-07-06 10:40:10 PM  

HighOnCraic: His name is Barack Atreides. His name is a killing word.


Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm derp.
 
2012-07-06 10:41:20 PM  

TheManofPA: loonatic112358: It appears the president is secretly a sith lord, or working in conjunction with one, we must take this disconcerting news to the senate immediately

No, No don't involve Jar-Jar

I think this thread shall now discuss trade embargoes


and space taxes.
 
2012-07-06 10:41:53 PM  

Zombie Butler: and space taxes.


Does this involve Pigs in SPAAAACEEE
 
2012-07-06 10:42:37 PM  

WhoIsWillo: kid_icarus: Obama drained her essence.

You mean her soul?


No! This is science! kid_icarus means her life force!
 
2012-07-06 10:43:18 PM  

WhoIsWillo: make me some tea: Link

Wow, that was the most tasteful Freeper thread I've ever seen. Which is to say it took around 20 posts for someone to suggest the old lady burn in hell.


I'm not a big Obama fan, but god damn... I wish people would put a lid on it with this garbage.
 
2012-07-06 10:49:00 PM  
She overheard a conversation between Obama and the Secret Service about destroying a copy of his Kenyan birth certificate found printed on the back cover of his copy of The Communist Manifesto.

Wrong place, wrong time.
 
2012-07-06 10:49:45 PM  

loonatic112358: HighOnCraic: His name is Barack Atreides. His name is a killing word.

Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm derp.


That's pretty much impossible for Obama, no?

/yeah, I went there.
 
2012-07-06 10:51:19 PM  
I tried to submit this with a death panels joke.

/*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-07-06 10:51:21 PM  
wow check out some of the racist comments on the webpage. the republicans sure do have some gems in their ranks.
 
2012-07-06 10:52:08 PM  

Gyrfalcon: That's pretty much impossible for Obama, no?/yeah, I went there.


well, you're only half right

/is there a drink service on this flight?
 
2012-07-06 10:52:15 PM  
Make that 80,001 jobs created by Obama this month!
 
2012-07-06 10:53:10 PM  

JerseyTim: I guarantee there will be a "what did she see that she wasn't supposed to?" article on WND within a week.


Wait, suppose for a second that she DID see something she wasnt supposed to, and he DID have her killed.

Right now, his handlers would be out in all the internet forums predicting that right wing wackjobs would be making this claims soon.


hmm...

not saying you are an obamanaut, but....

/tagging you as an obamanaut
 
2012-07-06 10:54:12 PM  
Romney is such a bad candidate, even a dead woman can't stop Obama from being re-elected.
 
2012-07-06 10:56:17 PM  

I sound fat: not saying you are an obamanaut, but..../tagging you as an obamanaut


Fark control to jersey tim,,,,,,,
 
2012-07-06 10:56:25 PM  
seatgeek.com
She turned off her heartlight and gave it to the President.
 
2012-07-06 10:58:26 PM  

I sound fat: JerseyTim: I guarantee there will be a "what did she see that she wasn't supposed to?" article on WND within a week.

Wait, suppose for a second that she DID see something she wasnt supposed to, and he DID have her killed.

Right now, his handlers would be out in all the internet forums predicting that right wing wackjobs would be making this claims soon.


hmm...

not saying you are an obamanaut, but....

/tagging you as an obamanaut


Jesus was an extraterrestrial.
 
2012-07-06 11:00:29 PM  

theorellior: The Onion is prophetic: I would start it, but I'm not about to sign up for a freeper account, even to troll... I'd feel too dirty.

You'd probably get zotted within an hour, they can smell impostors a mile away. Trolling Freep takes time, patience and skill.


True dat. I made a troll account once that managed to get banned before I could even post.
 
2012-07-06 11:03:23 PM  

Gyrfalcon: loonatic112358: HighOnCraic: His name is Barack Atreides. His name is a killing word.

Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm derp.

That's pretty much impossible for Obama, no?

/yeah, I went there.


It's only half-impossible.
 
2012-07-06 11:04:00 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Make that 80,001 jobs created by Obama this month!


Okay, that one made me laugh. Good job :)
 
2012-07-06 11:04:56 PM  

that bosnian sniper: theorellior: The Onion is prophetic: I would start it, but I'm not about to sign up for a freeper account, even to troll... I'd feel too dirty.

You'd probably get zotted within an hour, they can smell impostors a mile away. Trolling Freep takes time, patience and skill.

True dat. I made a troll account once that managed to get banned before I could even post.


Woa, pull the other leg I've always wanted to be taller.
 
2012-07-06 11:08:50 PM  

Mugato: Obama had a breakfast of two eggs over easy, bacon, wheat toast and grits at Ann's Place this morning.

Gotdamn Michelle. Your First Lady Pet Project is healthy eating. Talk to him. He has to make it to November.

Wheat toast

, I don't know which article you read, totally healthy.
 
2012-07-06 11:12:50 PM  

Zombie Butler: that bosnian sniper: theorellior: You'd probably get zotted within an hour, they can smell impostors a mile away. Trolling Freep takes time, patience and skill.

True dat. I made a troll account once that managed to get banned before I could even post.

Woa, pull the other leg I've always wanted to be taller.


I kid you not.

I made the account through one of my old e-mails, verified it and gave the account a couple hours to "season" before I went to work. Lo and behold, right when I went to post I got that "this account has been terminated" message or whatever it is in particular it says, right there in that "high school HTML" red bolded times roman style they love over there so much.

The only thing I can figure is somebody caught my account name, which was "RealCon4GoodGov", said to themselves "ain't no gubmint gonna be a good gubmint!" and banned my ass before I could even lay out my first good forum deuce.
 
2012-07-06 11:13:27 PM  
Did he get his money back?
 
2012-07-06 11:16:40 PM  
CHECK, PLEASE!
 
2012-07-06 11:18:31 PM  

Mugato: Obama had a breakfast of two eggs over easy, bacon, wheat toast and grits at Ann's Place this morning.

Gotdamn Michelle. Your First Lady Pet Project is healthy eating. Talk to him. He has to make it to November.


I'm betting he doesn't eat like that every day.

I know I don't, but if I'm eating in a greasy spoon, I'm eating like that (it's the safe thing to do, as anything "healthy" is not to be trusted there) . I figure my body can handle it because it usually gets cereal or yogurt for breakfast.
 
2012-07-06 11:18:51 PM  
Good night, dear lady.
 
2012-07-06 11:19:33 PM  

theorellior: The Onion is prophetic: I would start it, but I'm not about to sign up for a freeper account, even to troll... I'd feel too dirty.

You'd probably get zotted within an hour, they can smell impostors a mile away. Trolling Freep takes time, patience and skill.


They're like dogs; they can smell the crazy, though they can't like their own balls. I suspect they might be less angry if they could, however.
 
2012-07-06 11:20:20 PM  
WOMAN: I met the president. Now I can die happy.

GOD: Request approved.
 
2012-07-06 11:20:52 PM  

Death Pancakes!

 
2012-07-06 11:21:30 PM  
Josephine "Ann" Harris, ... was pronounced dead at 11:18 a.m., after complaning of "fatigue and a tingling feeling,"

Poison. The "tingling feeling" is a symptom of neurotoxins. They tried to assassinate the President, and fumbled it, taking an innocent life instead.

Who tried? Them!
 
2012-07-06 11:22:41 PM  

theorellior: You'd probably get zotted within an hour, they can smell impostors a mile away. Trolling Freep takes time, patience and skill.



I trolled Lucianne for a couple of years before getting blacklisted. The trick is to work your way in with tame posts that tow the party line for a while. Don't make any waves. Then pull one from the old GOP playbook and get incrementally crazier and crazier so that nobody notices until you've gone Full Derp.
 
2012-07-06 11:23:37 PM  
This means Sarah Palin is automatically President and Obama has to go work in the kitchen at Herman Cain's pizza parlor.
 
2012-07-06 11:24:03 PM  

DrRatchet: Poison. The "tingling feeling" is a symptom of neurotoxins. They tried to assassinate the President, and fumbled it, taking an innocent life instead.

Who tried? Them!



Check her for Polonium!
 
2012-07-06 11:28:46 PM  

LoneWolf343: I tried to submit this with a death panels joke.

/*shakes tiny fist*


you and me both.

/no tiny fist here, just a frustrated middle digit
 
2012-07-06 11:30:49 PM  
Who is greenlighting this stuff?
 
2012-07-06 11:35:56 PM  

that bosnian sniper: Zombie Butler: that bosnian sniper: theorellior: You'd probably get zotted within an hour, they can smell impostors a mile away. Trolling Freep takes time, patience and skill.

True dat. I made a troll account once that managed to get banned before I could even post.

Woa, pull the other leg I've always wanted to be taller.

I kid you not.

I made the account through one of my old e-mails, verified it and gave the account a couple hours to "season" before I went to work. Lo and behold, right when I went to post I got that "this account has been terminated" message or whatever it is in particular it says, right there in that "high school HTML" red bolded times roman style they love over there so much.

The only thing I can figure is somebody caught my account name, which was "RealCon4GoodGov", said to themselves "ain't no gubmint gonna be a good gubmint!" and banned my ass before I could even lay out my first good forum deuce.


Woa.
 
2012-07-06 11:41:43 PM  
Obama had a breakfast of two eggs over easy, bacon, wheat toast and grits

If cooking something that simple gives you a heart attack you were well on your way to begin with.


WhoIsWillo: kid_icarus: Obama drained her essence.

You mean her soul?


LIFE FORCE!

blastmagazine.com
 
2012-07-06 11:53:51 PM  

Kittypie070: Who is greenlighting this stuff?


Lighten up.
 
2012-07-07 12:09:10 AM  

Kittypie070: Who is greenlighting this stuff?


Nobody I know. The stuff I submit is great.
 
2012-07-07 12:29:52 AM  
The local medical examiner declined to perform an autopsy as she had obviously died of a heart attack. Or did she? We'll never know now will we?

No autopsy. You wait, that'll come up all year.
 
2012-07-07 12:50:26 AM  

fusillade762: Obama had a breakfast of two eggs over easy, bacon, wheat toast and grits

If cooking something that simple gives you a heart attack you were well on your way to begin with.


WhoIsWillo: kid_icarus: Obama drained her essence.

You mean her soul?

LIFE FORCE!


t3.gstatic.com
 
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