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(Gothamist)   Chris Christie is well on the way to rehabilitating his image and.....just kidding, here he is in poorly fitting pants yelling at some guy while waving an ice cream cone around   (gothamist.com) divider line 199
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2012-07-06 06:20:16 PM
Dude... You're a politician. You should, in theory, be smart enough to know there's cameras everywhere and you shouldn't act like a jacknut in public.
 
2012-07-06 06:22:33 PM
He should really learn to dress for his size. Those pants look horrible.
 
2012-07-06 06:22:47 PM
Poorly fitting? I thought the jerk stuffed those pants pretty well.
 
2012-07-06 06:24:00 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Dude... You're a politician. You should, in theory, be smart enough to know there's cameras everywhere and you shouldn't act like a jacknut in public.


He is from Jersey.....they all act like that in public.
 
2012-07-06 06:24:40 PM
He's such a farking bully.

He probably got bullied as a kid and said to himself, one day I'll be pushing people around.

Of course, most of us, including bullies, grow up and realize that's just immature. One more piece of evidence for the theory that Republicans reach maximum maturity at age 13.
 
2012-07-06 06:24:51 PM

eagles95: He is from Jersey.....they all act like that in public.


When you're the mayor? Sure. But the gov? Show some class, dude.
 
2012-07-06 06:26:23 PM
Pro tip: if you're a dick to everybody that comes across you, people are going to be more likely to make fun of you for any problems you may have.

Particularly when you're as fat as the queen of sea cows.
 
2012-07-06 06:26:30 PM
Notice how not one drop of ice cream fell to the ground. This man balanced outrage and ice cream, now he will balance NJ's budget!
 
2012-07-06 06:27:21 PM
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2012-07-06 06:27:45 PM
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2012-07-06 06:28:03 PM
I'm pretty certain that without his security detail he wouldn't be going with his internet tough guy routine every time a member of his consituency voiced a differing opinion about a subject of concern.
 
2012-07-06 06:28:12 PM
The thing about Chris Christie is... he doesn't care that he's morbidly obese.

He also doesn't care that his heart can't keep all that blubber sustained for a long period of time, and -- being 50 now, his birthday is in early september -- I look forward to seeing him die in the next 10 years. I'll be sorely disappointed if he doesn't.
 
2012-07-06 06:29:26 PM

Owangotang: Notice how not one drop of ice cream fell to the ground. This man balanced outrage and ice cream, now he will balance NJ's budget!


Notice his shirt was the same color as his ice cream. This man hid his ice cream dribble, now he will hide his shoddy policies with his bluster!
 
2012-07-06 06:29:52 PM
That man is big. Like two Michael Moores big.
 
2012-07-06 06:33:01 PM

Satanic_Hamster: eagles95: He is from Jersey.....they all act like that in public.

When you're the mayor? Sure. But the gov? Show some class, dude.


He is a member of the party that promotes yelling, screaming, disrupting events (see town hall meetings, speeches 09/10 etc, etc) voting from the roof tops, reloading not retreating and utter intolerance for anything not on their platform would act like this.

The same party that just elected a bonafide KKK member.

The same party and base that lost their shiat over the "gotcha questions" like "What news papers do you read?".

They have no class and any member that did have class has left the party.
 
2012-07-06 06:34:23 PM

urban.derelict: The thing about Chris Christie is... he doesn't care that he's morbidly obese.

He also doesn't care that his heart can't keep all that blubber sustained for a long period of time, and -- being 50 now, his birthday is in early september -- I look forward to seeing him die in the next 10 years. I'll be sorely disappointed if he doesn't.


Obamacare will save him.
 
2012-07-06 06:35:19 PM
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2012-07-06 06:35:50 PM
Looks like he gets style tips from Oswald Cobblepot.
 
2012-07-06 06:36:42 PM
I'm so glad this disgusting slob isn't a Democrat.
 
2012-07-06 06:36:45 PM
He's the most portly politician since Taft.
 
2012-07-06 06:38:49 PM
I bet he's a good dancer.

/ And jolly, too
 
2012-07-06 06:40:56 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Dude... You're a politician. You should, in theory, be smart enough to know there's cameras everywhere and you shouldn't act like a jacknut in public.


He's figured out that small minded acolytes like Mitt Romney fawn over him when he acts like this, so like a trained Pavlovian dog, he'll just keep doing it more and more.
 
2012-07-06 06:48:33 PM
Wearing khakis with tennis shoes. One of the worst looking combinations.
 
2012-07-06 06:48:39 PM
The guy asks him to take care of the teachers.... and he tells him to walk away? Even if Christie couldn't give a crap about teachers, why doesn't he just say something like "I hear ya man, I'll do my best".... I mean,is he just trying to be the world's biggest asshole?
 
2012-07-06 06:49:21 PM

bugontherug: I'm so glad this disgusting slob isn't a Democrat.


yet thousands of dems vote for him and his policies. yes i know both sides suck but somewhere in NJ there is a decent democrat not named Corey Booker
 
2012-07-06 06:50:22 PM

Hollie Maea: He's figured out that small minded acolytes like Mitt Romney fawn over him when he acts like this, so like a trained Pavlovian dog, he'll just keep doing it more and more.


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"Pavlov's dog got fed. Where's my f*cking dinner?"
 
Ehh
2012-07-06 06:50:32 PM
He should take some lessons in civility from Tony Soprano.
 
2012-07-06 06:50:38 PM
You'd think he'd stay away from the shore, as people would keep trying to push him back into the water.
 
2012-07-06 06:52:31 PM
Please Lord, I don't ask for much apart from the destruction of all your followers, but please convince Romney to select Christie as his mate!
 
2012-07-06 06:53:12 PM

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Someone told them vertical stripes have a slimming effect.
 
2012-07-06 06:54:16 PM

trotsky: He should really learn to dress for his size. Those pants look horrible.


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"Jesus, my mom gave me these pants. What can you do, you know?"
 
2012-07-06 06:55:10 PM
With the massive head, tiny arms, and the fact he just roars at anything that displeases him I'd swear he was a T Rex.
 
2012-07-06 06:56:07 PM
I know Republicans dress like shiat, but com'on, if you're fat, dark colors will help, not baby blue and white pleated Dockers. His suits aren't much better. If he went for a natural should sack he could slim down almost automatically. The Italian crap he wears now just makes him look wider, if that's possible. That belt just looks like it's cutting the planet Earth in half. He should have chosen a nice, muted Hawaiian shirt and wide legged trousers.

As it stands now, he dresses himself and makes himself look fatter. That's what happens when you drive all the gays away: you dress like shiat.
 
2012-07-06 06:56:26 PM

puffy999: Particularly when you're as fat as the queen of sea cows


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2012-07-06 06:57:02 PM

DeltaPunch: The guy asks him to take care of the teachers.... and he tells him to walk away? Even if Christie couldn't give a crap about teachers, why doesn't he just say something like "I hear ya man, I'll do my best".... I mean,is he just trying to be the world's biggest asshole?


Being a douchebag appeals to his voters.
 
2012-07-06 06:59:17 PM
This is an exaggeration, right? Not even he could....

-Checks TFA.-

Good lord I want my state back. It wasn't bad enough everyone thought Jersey was just Newark and oil refineries, no we had to have this blowhard and Snooki show up within the same short time.

I want our cool gay Govorner back, fine yeah he gave his friends jobs they didn't deserve and diddled dudes on the Parkway, but he wasn't a universal embarrassment in the news every other god damn week...

/When the hell did Jersey go Purple, anyway?
 
2012-07-06 06:59:48 PM
Sounds like he be a great representative of the people since he's certainly representative of their size.
 
2012-07-06 07:01:58 PM

trotsky: He should have chosen a nice, muted Hawaiian shirt and wide legged trousers.


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"I tried that once. I wound up looking like someone set my Grandma's sofa on my weird Uncle Phil's coffee table. I liked it, but these guys in overalls kept trying to load me onto a U-Haul."
 
2012-07-06 07:02:14 PM

trotsky: He should really learn to dress for his size. Those pants look horrible.


I love the fact that he's the first political to dress like William Howard Taft since... William Howard Taft.
 
2012-07-06 07:03:07 PM

eagles95: bugontherug: I'm so glad this disgusting slob isn't a Democrat.

yet thousands of dems vote for him and his policies. yes i know both sides suck but somewhere in NJ there is a decent democrat not named Corey Booker


See, the issue is that he ran against Jon Corzine, and people outside of Jersey have a hard time grasping just how much Corzine sucked.
 
2012-07-06 07:04:42 PM

Owangotang: Notice how not one drop of ice cream fell to the ground. This man balanced outrage and ice cream, now he will balance NJ's budget!


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"Damn skippy. And don't you forget it. And that reminds me, I need to buy peanut butter."
 
2012-07-06 07:06:32 PM
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Bring it, Fat Fark!
 
2012-07-06 07:06:50 PM

Dwight_Yeast: I love the fact that he's the first political to dress like William Howard Taft since... William Howard Taft.


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2012-07-06 07:08:32 PM

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Bring it, Fat Fark!


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2012-07-06 07:10:40 PM

Dafatone: Being a douchebag appeals to his voters.


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"News Flash: It's f*cking JERSEY. What the f*ck ya gonna do?"
 
2012-07-06 07:11:27 PM

trotsky: I know Republicans dress like shiat, but com'on, if you're fat, dark colors will help, not baby blue and white pleated Dockers. His suits aren't much better. If he went for a natural should sack he could slim down almost automatically. The Italian crap he wears now just makes him look wider, if that's possible. That belt just looks like it's cutting the planet Earth in half. He should have chosen a nice, muted Hawaiian shirt and wide legged trousers.

As it stands now, he dresses himself and makes himself look fatter. That's what happens when you drive all the gays away: you dress like shiat.


Or he could just skip all that fashion homoghey nonsense and just remain out of sight and nude inside his sail barge. Let the farking protocol droid go fetch the icecream.
 
2012-07-06 07:13:20 PM

ox45tallboy: "News Flash: It's f*cking JERSEY. What the f*ck ya gonna do?"


Move of shoot yourself. Those are the options.

/Philly relident
 
2012-07-06 07:14:00 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: I'm pretty certain that without his security detail he wouldn't be going with his internet tough guy routine every time a member of his consituency voiced a differing opinion about a subject of concern.


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2012-07-06 07:16:17 PM

Shrugging Atlas: Or he could just skip all that fashion homoghey nonsense and just remain out of sight and nude inside his sail barge. Let the farking protocol droid go fetch the icecream.


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2012-07-06 07:17:06 PM

ox45tallboy: olderbudnoweiser: [i.cdn.turner.com image 545x363]

Bring it, Fat Fark!

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