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(Some Guy)   Man on trial for dismembering roommate, storing his anus in marshmallow bag. Not weird enough? Enter: "the entity"   (whofortedblog.com) divider line 86
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2012-07-06 06:19:14 PM
It was unremarkable
 
2012-07-06 06:28:09 PM
Ernie Goochie Goochie Goo
 
2012-07-06 06:50:22 PM
is it good luck to keep the anus?
 
2012-07-06 07:09:30 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-06 07:12:34 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-06 07:13:26 PM
A what bag?

www.republibot.com
 
2012-07-06 07:31:46 PM
Anus? Damn near killed him.
 
2012-07-06 08:17:33 PM

shanrick: Anus? Damn near killed him.


lol
 
2012-07-06 08:18:42 PM
Meh. No weirder than Jeff Dahmer keeping the severed penises of his victims preserved in jars.
 
2012-07-06 08:25:54 PM

RexTalionis: Meh. No weirder than Jeff Dahmer keeping the severed penises of his victims preserved in jars.


It's not gay if the jars don't touch.
 
2012-07-06 09:12:37 PM
Violence is as violence does.
 
2012-07-06 09:13:29 PM
Damn, did we already kill their server.
 
2012-07-06 09:13:36 PM
What happened to you, Canada? You used to be cool.
 
2012-07-06 09:14:16 PM
Throw some graham crackers in that bag and light a campfire.

\Sm'holes
 
2012-07-06 09:15:19 PM
"All my great grandfather ever did for me was share his Worther's."
Yikes. Too soon, Greg.
 
2012-07-06 09:15:28 PM
I like the Web 1.0 formatting of the site.
 
2012-07-06 09:15:29 PM
Barbara Hershey does not approve
 
2012-07-06 09:17:32 PM
The entity wouldn't happen to be Giorgio Tsoukalos' hair, would it?
 
2012-07-06 09:18:48 PM
www.lightsecond.com
 
2012-07-06 09:19:34 PM
Google search for "Ernie Goochie Goochie Goo" yields this:

Anne Fernald explains our need to goochie-goochie-goo at every baby we meet, and absolves us of our guilt.

/ newsletter, want it
 
2012-07-06 09:21:03 PM
LOL, nice try on the "devil made me do it " defense. Golf clap. However, your hording of body parts in the freezer shows that you had planned this, and taken measures to hide the rest of the body. This is not a act of a "insane" person who has no idea of the gravity of the crime, nor the punishment one would get from such a crime. Good try though. Too bad BC doesn't have the death penalty that I'm aware of.
 
2012-07-06 09:21:52 PM

davidphogan: What happened to you, Canada? You used to be cool.


The unusually hot temperatures are making them lose their minds. Soon enough what was once considered a peaceful, more polite america will become a lawless northcountry full of killers and psychopaths.
 
2012-07-06 09:25:10 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

You gonna get ghost raped.
 
2012-07-06 09:28:24 PM
Police would later find Falardeau's thumbs, anus, scrotum, and testicles stored in a marshmallow bag in the apartment's freezer...

It's...the Stay-Puft Testicle Man...
 
2012-07-06 09:29:50 PM
doglover: A what bag?

[www.republibot.com image 500x312]


She is a Marshmellow, though.
 
2012-07-06 09:39:58 PM
mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2012-07-06 09:39:59 PM
"Police would later find Falardeau's thumbs, anus, scrotum, and testicles stored in a marshmallow bag in the apartment's freezer..".

I wonder if he stored they guy's anus over the guy's thumb, because, while still horrible, would at least be funny.
 
2012-07-06 09:40:53 PM
Could have been the only thing he liked about the guy.
 
2012-07-06 09:42:34 PM

BigLuca: "Police would later find Falardeau's thumbs, anus, scrotum, and testicles stored in a marshmallow bag in the apartment's freezer..".

I wonder if he stored they guy's anus over the guy's thumb, because, while still horrible, would at least be funny.


I wonder if they found marshmallows stuffed in the scrotum?
 
2012-07-06 09:43:03 PM
Well, link is farked so, is the proper pronunciation marshmallow or marshmello? I've heard it both ways.
 
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2012-07-06 09:44:14 PM
How long until Ernie Goochie Goochie Goo starts posting in the politics tab?
 
2012-07-06 09:44:48 PM
Anyone else want S'mores?
 
2012-07-06 09:50:10 PM
He should've put it in a candy bag:

www.sogoodblog.com
 
2012-07-06 09:52:42 PM
Goochie Goochie Goo is going to get you!
 
2012-07-06 09:53:15 PM
Hosack.

It's a very old and respected name. It means "the cattle are dying."

www.tampabay.com
 
2012-07-06 09:55:23 PM
Stored his anus in a marshmallow bag - sounds like a line from a nursery rhyme.
 
2012-07-06 09:56:35 PM
In case anyone was unclear, I made a diagram.
img571.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-06 09:59:44 PM

RexTalionis: Meh. No weirder than Jeff Dahmer keeping the severed penises of his victims preserved in jars.


Sorry, I am going to have to go with stored penises being slightly less strange that stored taints. I realize this was only one victim, but you know he would have had more. And the last thing they would hear before he murders them is, "Here, have a look in the freezer. Let me show you my thumb and taint collection."

--------

i.imgur.com

Soon to be a major motion picture.
 
2012-07-06 10:03:39 PM
So..is anus like calamari?
 
2012-07-06 10:07:14 PM

Nuclear Monk: So..is anus like calamari?


From now on I will refer to calamari as "Breaded Sea Anuses"
 
2012-07-06 10:09:46 PM

RexTalionis: Meh. No weirder than Jeff Dahmer keeping the severed penises of his victims preserved in jars.


No, I'd say this is weirder. A penis at least has some, shall we say, mass. This guy kept...a hole.
 
2012-07-06 10:14:08 PM

BigLuca: Nuclear Monk: So..is anus like calamari?

From now on I will refer to calamari as "Breaded Sea Anuses"


Remember...when you buy them in the freezer section, the 'Virgin' ones are smaller and more Chevy...that's why they are so much cheaper.
 
2012-07-06 10:14:51 PM
Er...chewy. More chewy.
 
2012-07-06 10:15:06 PM
*penis*
 
2012-07-06 10:15:55 PM

Nuclear Monk: Er...chewy. More chewy.


*chewbacca noise*
 
2012-07-06 10:18:20 PM

martid4: BigLuca: "Police would later find Falardeau's thumbs, anus, scrotum, and testicles stored in a marshmallow bag in the apartment's freezer..".

I wonder if he stored they guy's anus over the guy's thumb, because, while still horrible, would at least be funny.

I wonder if they found marshmallows stuffed in the scrotum?


I think if we put our heads together we could come up with a kick-ass center piece decoration.
 
2012-07-06 10:19:04 PM
Why am I reminded of Robert Pickton?
 
2012-07-06 10:21:34 PM
Maybe the victim was really an a-hole.
 
2012-07-06 10:29:39 PM

BigLuca: martid4: BigLuca: "Police would later find Falardeau's thumbs, anus, scrotum, and testicles stored in a marshmallow bag in the apartment's freezer..".

I wonder if he stored they guy's anus over the guy's thumb, because, while still horrible, would at least be funny.

I wonder if they found marshmallows stuffed in the scrotum?

I think if we put our heads together we could come up with a kick-ass center piece decoration.


...I'm strangely excited right now...
 
2012-07-06 10:30:19 PM
wolfnipplechips
 
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