Total idiot says something stupid

B-Fisch should be careful what he wishes for. If atheists had to attend the local megachurch they'd launch into Bible study classes with gusto, pointing out contradictions and inconsistencies, asking about changes in textual history, discussing the ways in which God acts like a monstrous, murderous, insane person throughout the book, etc. They'd be paying us to leave eventually.

Aarontology: Can I count watching football on Sundays to be attending mass if it's in praise of Breesus?

Keep your Breesus. I will stick with the real thing.



Also, praise Lombardi.

I_Am_Weasel: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/category/people/bryan-fischer

From your link: "Obama Will Use 'Medical Nazis' to Force Doctors to Provide Treatment"



I'm okay with this

SundaesChild: I'm pretty sure that's unconstitutional.

Gee, it sounds like a completely valid exercise of Congress' taxing power to me. Next: the Abortion Provider Tax.

Lost Thought 00: Churches need to have skin in the game, if you know what I mean

As opposed to skin in the alter boy?

mainstreet62: Oh, so you want to tax religion, or lack of it?

Time to pay up, assholes. You owe US Taxpayers about 236 years worth of back taxes, plus interest.

Keep religion the fark out of politics.

/not an atheist
//might become one if this BS keeps up

We have cookies.

ArgusRun: Sweet farking Jesus.

I know we joke about the American Taliban, but this is literally an Islamic concept: Link

Jizya is a tax that non-Muslims in a Muslim state pay. There are a few rationales, but the main is that on a Muslim state, Muslims are already tithing which is essentially a tax since the religion is the state. Jizya is a non-muslim's contribution to the state for both charity and the protection the government provides.

It's telling that a centuries old Muslim concept of taxation is more coherent than a modern Evangelical one.

Damn! Who knew that Islamic Sharia law was infecting not just our secular government, but our Christian theocratic governments too? Is nobody safe from the terrorists anymore?

Aarontology: Can I count watching football on Sundays to be attending mass if it's in praise of Breesus?

Only if you're watching the game Tebow is in.

heap: rudemix: Go and die you farking shriv!! No one but you and a few desparate others want to live in the regressive, stupid, ugly world you would like to be in. You are archaic, ill informed and a pox on forward thinking and progress. Seriously, kill yourself you douchebag!

this guy is a confirmed douchecanoe, but you really should try the decaffeinated crystal meth.

Decaffeinated meth? Like this is Monday or something.

ArgusRun: Jizya is a tax that non-Muslims in a Muslim state pay.

"Jizya?" That's hilarious. People will die for their faith, but they really don't want to be jizzed on, so that's how we'll get them to convert.

/Yes, I am in seventh grade. Why do you ask?

Message to christians (all Pagans, muslms, jews, etc, talk amongst yourselves for a moment).

Ahem.

Christians, listen up: JESUS IS DEAD. The answer to any"What would Jesus do?" is "nothing," because JESUS IS DEAD

That is all.
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"I don't know about you, but I have just about had it with these farking church people. You know what I say we should do with these churches? Tax them! If they're so interested in politics and government and public policy let them pay their farking admission price like everyone else!" -George Carlin

s2s2s2: urban.derelict: /oldest scam of all time: religion

I'm pretty sure the oldest scam is "Look over there!"

I thought it was "Of course you're the father."?

So to the fark agnostics on here, if I say "I don't like this idea." That makes me just as bad as this guy, right?

enry

As a church going, God fearing American who is the Senior Warden of his Episcopal church, allow me to say this:

FOAD AFA


Your church needs a warden? That can't be good.

As a church going, God fearing American who is the Senior Warden of his Episcopal church, allow me to say this:

FOAD AFA

SpectroBoy: That's why I started the "First Holy Church of Not Giving a Flying Fark".

Meetings are in my basement.

May be confused with certain aspects of Rastafarian culture.

This Sunday I will be attending the Tyrion Church of Tits and Wine. Who wants to come and pray with me?

That's why I started the "First Holy Church of Not Giving a Flying Fark".

Meetings are in my basement.

May be confused with certain aspects of Rastafarian culture.

Fark this guy.

Seriously, fark him.

Fark him, his whore of a mother, and his molesting father.

Anyone want to bet that this guy is a regular at the bus depot's men's room (Stall #3)?

Cool! I'm off to join up with my local Church of Satan grotto then.

#11: Thou shall not derp

rudemix: Go and die you farking shriv!! No one but you and a few desparate others want to live in the regressive, stupid, ugly world you would like to be in. You are archaic, ill informed and a pox on forward thinking and progress. Seriously, kill yourself you douchebag!

this guy is a confirmed douchecanoe, but you really should try the decaffeinated crystal meth.

Did you know you have to pay a tax for being atheist in the middle east as well? So glad the American Family Association is implementing Sharia law!