Zombie Ted Knight!

Interesting point. Now allow me to retort:

Bryan Fischer yesterday decided the government should mandate that all Americans attend church (not temple or any other house of worship) and if they refuse the government should tax them for "endangering their physical health."

Oh, you're making a health care analogy. Well, you see the problem is that health care actually takes care of your health while religion mostly takes care of itself. And I suppose your spiritual health, but you try prayer and I'll try a bone marrow transplant and we'll see which one of us survives the longest, ok?

I'm pretty sure that's unconstitutional.

SundaesChild: I'm pretty sure that's unconstitutional.

Gee, do you think?

I imagine most Christians, hearing this guy say this crap, feel the same way I do when I hear about some atheist guy trying to keep a local business from giving a church-bulletin discount.

Let me recap for the people who don't know who Brian Fisher's dumb ass is.

Kill all bears
Obama wants Indians to be our overlords
Muslims are inbred
Muslims have no 1st Amendment rights
The medal of honor has become 'feminized' because we gave it to someone for a reason other than killing people

Plus plenty more.

vartian: Bryan Fischer yesterday decided the government should mandate that all Americans attend church (not temple or any other house of worship) and if they refuse the government should tax them for "endangering their physical health."

Oh, you're making a health care analogy. Well, you see the problem is that health care actually takes care of your health while religion mostly takes care of itself. And I suppose your spiritual health, but you try prayer and I'll try a bone marrow transplant and we'll see which one of us survives the longest, ok?

Each one of these retarded "analogies" gets more short bus than the last. I thought they topped it with the "make every lib buy a gun for self defense or tax them" idea, but I was wrong. This is dumber.

The obvious intention is to rile liberals with these comparisons, but all it serves to do is prove the point that an insurance mandate is a unique circumstance. Oh, and these people are still whining over their achy butts. That too.

So by all means, keep it up, geniuses.

Fine, as long as the government can remove the tax exemption afforded houses of worship (churches, synagogues, temples, etc.).

Damn.. the retard is turned up to 22 today

/that SCOTUS decision really drove these shiatstains right over the edge, didn't it?

We're already subsidizing these non-charitable delusions

Can I count watching football on Sundays to be attending mass if it's in praise of Breesus?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /that SCOTUS decision really drove these shiatstains right over the edge, didn't it?

Yup. Right over the edge of our nation's underwear, and now they're on our pants.

unless everyone will consume religion at some point in their lives, and unless this forces the rest of us to subsidize their faith monetarily, then this analogy is just farking stupid.

FlashHarry: unless everyone will consume religion at some point in their lives, and unless this forces the rest of us to subsidize their faith monetarily, then this analogy is just farking stupid.

Since they don't pay taxes, I'd say we already subsidize religion with taxpayer money

The important thing is that institutions of faith remain exempt

hillbillypharmacist: MaudlinMutantMollusk: /that SCOTUS decision really drove these shiatstains right over the edge, didn't it?

Yup. Right over the edge of our nation's underwear, and now they're on our pants.

Hey, I've been there. Who hasn't.

But when it happens to me I discretely go home and change, as opposed to parading up and down the street to show it to the world.

Sorry, I'm a founding member of the Church of Monday Night Football, and as such I am immune to religious taxes.

Christians fighting people being able to afford health insurance.

Its what Jesus would have wanted.

Fark needs to stop giving this guy attention.

One can keep up with him here... http://www.rightwingwatch.org/category/people/bryan-fischer

hillbillypharmacist: Let me recap for the people who don't know who Brian Fisher's dumb ass is.

Kill all bears
Obama wants Indians to be our overlords
Muslims are inbred
Muslims have no 1st Amendment rights
The medal of honor has become 'feminized' because we gave it to someone for a reason other than killing people

Plus plenty more.

That is hilarious. Now I know where Stephen Colbert got that shtick

Sounds muslimy. And as well all know, muslims are terrorists. So then that makes these guys terrorists. Why do they hate america?

teto85: Sorry, I'm a founding member of the Church of Monday Night Football, and as such I am immune to religious taxes.

I came here to say something similar...let them have their stupid law, and we atheists will create our own churches to stay in compliance with it. :)

vartian: Bryan Fischer yesterday decided the government should mandate that all Americans attend church (not temple or any other house of worship) and if they refuse the government should tax them for "endangering their physical health."

Oh, you're making a health care analogy. Well, you see the problem is that health care actually takes care of your health while religion mostly takes care of itself. And I suppose your spiritual health, but you try prayer and I'll try a bone marrow transplant and we'll see which one of us survives the longest, ok?

Not worshipping god endangers my PHYSICAL health?

Wow, I want to see that study!

Gyrfalcon: Not worshipping god endangers my PHYSICAL health?

Wow, I want to see that study!

If you don't worship their god, they will kill you.

What a true American.

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...Gomez Aadams?

Aarontology: Can I count watching football on Sundays to be attending mass if it's in praise of Breesus?

Yes. I love the Bible verses about Breesus the best.



/football hijack?
//story's stupid anyway

Di Atribe: Yes. I love the Bible verses about Breesus the best.

Breesus throws spirals for our sins.

Aarontology: Di Atribe: Yes. I love the Bible verses about Breesus the best.

Breesus throws spirals for our sins.

We need robsul82 to come in and regale us with his scripture

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#11: Thou shall not derp



"You know, I just hate those athiest guys so much that it should cost them money. Yeah! yeah! That's a great idea! I should make one of the holy men who represent me on earth promote such a thing! Man, being jesus is AWESOME!"