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2012-07-06 04:04:38 PM

Ennuipoet: I had this when I was teenager, my father cured my with BackhandiaTM. Just a few simple applications of BackhandiaTM to my mouthy, petulant, immature ass taught me to control my anger, act with maturity and respect. BackhandiaTMa is for external use only, and is recommended for all children above thirteen. Side of effects of BackhandiaTMa include ringing ears, minor swelling and reddening of the skin and crying. Only you can decide to BackhandiaTM is right for you, but with your shiatty kid, it probably would do a world of good.


Fundamental attribution error is fundamental. Not that I can blame your pops for smackIng you. I'd like to do the same thing. But I know that physical violence against people who are smaller and dumber than me is wrong. I matter how right it feels.
 
2012-07-06 04:04:50 PM

Ed Finnerty: FARK YOU SUBBY. I WAS GOING TO SUBMIT THIS WITH A BETTER HEADLINE BUT YOU AND YOUR COCK-SUCKING MODMIN FRIENDS STOLE ANOTHER GREENLIGHT FROM ME. FARK YOU, YOU FARKING FARKNUT!


This reminds me of the mail that Landoverbastist.com " gets, funny stuff.
 
2012-07-06 04:04:50 PM
Ahhh, internets babies are reaching adulthood, whom can't have what they want instantly irl get really angry? I think 1/12 is rather low.
 
2012-07-06 04:05:23 PM

Ennuipoet: I had this when I was teenager, my father cured my with BackhandiaTM. Just a few simple applications of BackhandiaTM to my mouthy, petulant, immature ass taught me to control my anger, act with maturity and respect. BackhandiaTMa is for external use only, and is recommended for all children above thirteen. Side of effects of BackhandiaTMa include ringing ears, minor swelling and reddening of the skin and crying. Only you can decide to BackhandiaTM is right for you, but with your shiatty kid, it probably would do a world of good.


Hahahaha, ok that made me laugh.
 
2012-07-06 04:06:09 PM
Step 1: Classify normal behavior as a disorder.
Step 2: Sell drug to "fix" the new disorder.
Step 3: Profit!
 
2012-07-06 04:06:45 PM

TheHighlandHowler: I blame video games.


No no no, it's that darn music they listen to.
 
2012-07-06 04:06:56 PM

Cataholic: [rlv.zcache.com image 400x400]


j.wigflip.com

/ftfy
 
2012-07-06 04:07:36 PM

InfrasonicTom: TheHighlandHowler: I blame video games.

No no no, it's that darn music they listen to.




Don't be stupid, it's comic books.
 
2012-07-06 04:10:21 PM

FarkinHostile: InfrasonicTom: TheHighlandHowler: I blame video games.

No no no, it's that darn music they listen to.



Don't be stupid, it's comic books.




And Bugs Bunny and Tom and Jerry cartoons.
 
2012-07-06 04:10:29 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: But I know that physical violence against people who are smaller and dumber than me is wrong


Finally, one "wrong" the world will never have to worry about!
 
2012-07-06 04:12:09 PM
Calling things like this a "Disorder" seems a lot less helpful than just saying "you're being a dick, and need to stop doing that shiat"?
 
2012-07-06 04:12:23 PM
creativestudios.com
 
2012-07-06 04:12:32 PM

kobrakai: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: My father never punished me. instead we would just go and do some martial arts training everytime I did something rude and/or stupid. Its not abuse if you frame it around the martial arts. After back talking a lady in church we went and trained throws and breakfalls for an hour. Prior to that lesson i didnt know so much about falling. It worked on me and it will work on my nephew/nice/children when the time comes.

I have an almost 5 year old and have the same plan for when he's older. "I'm not punishing him - we're training."


I love your fark handle and sweeping the leg will do your child good
 
2012-07-06 04:13:02 PM
I hate it when teenagers act like a bunch of damn teenagers.
 
2012-07-06 04:13:16 PM
They used to call this "Discipline Deficiency Disorder" and it's cure was a smack in the head.
 
2012-07-06 04:16:10 PM
So, tantrums?
 
2012-07-06 04:16:33 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [creativestudios.com image 191x231]


Is that the WOW rage kid?? I watched that again and wondered why if angry you would try to jam a TV remote up your ass.
WOW is RIGHT!!!
/still FUNNYYY
//Would LAUGH Again ++++
 
2012-07-06 04:18:38 PM
My guess is:

~1% have an actual mental illness at the root of the disorder.
~99% also have "parents did not know how to parent" disorder.
 
2012-07-06 04:19:42 PM

Ennuipoet: mouthy, petulant, immature ass


fap
 
2012-07-06 04:20:03 PM
In other news, researchers have discovered that 1 in 5 teenagers suffer from "intermittent nutritive consumption disorder", where the adolescent becomes so hungry they consume entire large pizzas in one sitting. More than 2/3 of teenagers surveyed admitted doing this on at least one occasion.

Good lord, what will we do?
 
2012-07-06 04:20:10 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-06 04:20:18 PM
Obvious troll headline is obvious
 
2012-07-06 04:21:44 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: kobrakai: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: My father never punished me. instead we would just go and do some martial arts training everytime I did something rude and/or stupid. Its not abuse if you frame it around the martial arts. After back talking a lady in church we went and trained throws and breakfalls for an hour. Prior to that lesson i didnt know so much about falling. It worked on me and it will work on my nephew/nice/children when the time comes.

I have an almost 5 year old and have the same plan for when he's older. "I'm not punishing him - we're training."

I love your fark handle and sweeping the leg will do your child good


Thanks. Yours is pretty good as well.

I hope people know that I'm kidding. When I was taking martial arts (shotokan), the most effective punishment for little ones was simply taking their belts away. You could just see the goofing off drain from them and their little faces go all weepy but man did they pay attention for the rest of the class.
 
2012-07-06 04:21:57 PM
This anger should be channeled at the dimwit researchers that continue to "identify" and label these disorders. It amounts to nothing more than providing a partially acceptable excuse for a person's behavior. Parents want to avoid the stigma of having an odd child as well as performing any actual parenting. By explaining that their child's behavior is due to a medical disorder they can disassociate themselves from any blame in said child's behavior as well as garner large amounts of sympathy. Expect other BS disorders and sizable grants to follow.
 
2012-07-06 04:23:48 PM
img171.imageshack.us

All of you are going to make me lose control of my mercurial temper in this very establishment, in this very establishment.
 
2012-07-06 04:24:20 PM

kobrakai: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: kobrakai: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: My father never punished me. instead we would just go and do some martial arts training everytime I did something rude and/or stupid. Its not abuse if you frame it around the martial arts. After back talking a lady in church we went and trained throws and breakfalls for an hour. Prior to that lesson i didnt know so much about falling. It worked on me and it will work on my nephew/nice/children when the time comes.

I have an almost 5 year old and have the same plan for when he's older. "I'm not punishing him - we're training."

I love your fark handle and sweeping the leg will do your child good

Thanks. Yours is pretty good as well.

I hope people know that I'm kidding. When I was taking martial arts (shotokan), the most effective punishment for little ones was simply taking their belts away. You could just see the goofing off drain from them and their little faces go all weepy but man did they pay attention for the rest of the class.


I would too if I had my pants around *MY* ankles....sheesh......embarrassing.
 
2012-07-06 04:24:38 PM

Ennuipoet: I had this when I was teenager, my father cured my with BackhandiaTM. Just a few simple applications of BackhandiaTM to my mouthy, petulant, immature ass taught me to control my anger, act with maturity and respect. BackhandiaTMa is for external use only, and is recommended for all children above thirteen. Side of effects of BackhandiaTMa include ringing ears, minor swelling and reddening of the skin and crying. Only you can decide to BackhandiaTM is right for you, but with your shiatty kid, it probably would do a world of good.


In honor of the first part of your name, I gave you a light gray color on my favorites.

/no prescription needed?
 
2012-07-06 04:24:48 PM

Ennuipoet: I had this when I was teenager, my father cured my with BackhandiaTM. Just a few simple applications of BackhandiaTM to my mouthy, petulant, immature ass taught me to control my anger, act with maturity and respect. BackhandiaTMa is for external use only, and is recommended for all children above thirteen. Side of effects of BackhandiaTMa include ringing ears, minor swelling and reddening of the skin and crying. Only you can decide to BackhandiaTM is right for you, but with your shiatty kid, it probably would do a world of good.


If you keep that up, I may have to favorite you.

/Backhandia should not be used at least 20 minutes after swimming
//Footintheassia also come in many different sizes and shapes
 
2012-07-06 04:25:56 PM
Also known as "Being an Asshole."
 
2012-07-06 04:26:36 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 200x192]


I am not over-reacting! I'm a teenager!
 
2012-07-06 04:28:22 PM

farm machine: This anger should be channeled at the dimwit researchers that continue to "identify" and label these disorders. It amounts to nothing more than providing a partially acceptable excuse for a person's behavior. Parents want to avoid the stigma of having an odd child as well as performing any actual parenting. By explaining that their child's behavior is due to a medical disorder they can disassociate themselves from any blame in said child's behavior as well as garner large amounts of sympathy. Expect other BS disorders and sizable grants to follow.


Not to belabor the point, but I would expect these studies are funded (through intermediaries) by pharma companies that will benefit when the doctors "find" that it's acceptable for parents to drug their kids rather than deal with them.
 
2012-07-06 04:30:29 PM

bhcompy: PC LOAD LETTER: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 200x192]

I am not over-reacting! I'm a teenager!


We (me, my fiance, and his uncle's girlfriend) call my fiance's sister Ms. Kaboom. It would be funnier if she wasn't 23 and still acting this way. Bonus: She broke 3 mirrors in the house during one tirade, and her mother responded with, "Well, she's having a difficult time at school." My fiance responded: "How can she be having a hard time? You do all her homework for her."

*sigh*
 
2012-07-06 04:31:28 PM

Galloping Galoshes: Just another Heartland Weirdass: But I know that physical violence against people who are smaller and dumber than me is wrong

Finally, one "wrong" the world will never have to worry about!


Hopefully not anymore. I've been on both the administration and receiving end of a few ass kickings. But I never lied to myself and pretended some kind of meaningful lesson was being taught.
 
2012-07-06 04:32:26 PM

farm machine: This anger should be channeled at the dimwit researchers that continue to "identify" and label these disorders. It amounts to nothing more than providing a partially acceptable excuse for a person's behavior. Parents want to avoid the stigma of having an odd child as well as performing any actual parenting. By explaining that their child's behavior is due to a medical disorder they can disassociate themselves from any blame in said child's behavior as well as garner large amounts of sympathy. Expect other BS disorders and sizable grants to follow.


What about the shiatty "journalists" who sensationalize this crap? Often the research is legitimate, but the research doesn't say anything like the Dr. Phils and the sensationalistic rags like this say that it does, or the "journalists" exaggerate.

Now I ain't no doctor or scientician, but even I know that mainstream journalism's knowledge of, and writing about, any type of science or medicine is laughable. Everything should be taken with several huge dump trucks full of salt
 
2012-07-06 04:37:17 PM
I had "intermittent explosive disorder" from 12 til about 14, when I learned how to control it.

Then it became "daily multiple explosive disorder."
 
2012-07-06 04:39:44 PM

Ennuipoet: I had this when I was teenager, my father cured my with BackhandiaTM. Just a few simple applications of BackhandiaTM to my mouthy, petulant, immature ass taught me to control my anger, act with maturity and respect. BackhandiaTMa is for external use only, and is recommended for all children above thirteen. Side of effects of BackhandiaTMa include ringing ears, minor swelling and reddening of the skin and crying. Only you can decide to BackhandiaTM is right for you, but with your shiatty kid, it probably would do a world of good.


Yeah, my Dad used Backhandia on all of us until I was old enough to let him see how it tasted. Then he had to use Doctoria and we never heard about Bachandia again.
 
2012-07-06 04:41:16 PM
And so marches on the continued medicalization of growing up.
 
2012-07-06 04:41:24 PM

El Freak: farm machine: This anger should be channeled at the dimwit researchers that continue to "identify" and label these disorders. It amounts to nothing more than providing a partially acceptable excuse for a person's behavior. Parents want to avoid the stigma of having an odd child as well as performing any actual parenting. By explaining that their child's behavior is due to a medical disorder they can disassociate themselves from any blame in said child's behavior as well as garner large amounts of sympathy. Expect other BS disorders and sizable grants to follow.

What about the shiatty "journalists" who sensationalize this crap? Often the research is legitimate, but the research doesn't say anything like the Dr. Phils and the sensationalistic rags like this say that it does, or the "journalists" exaggerate.

Now I ain't no doctor or scientician, but even I know that mainstream journalism's knowledge of, and writing about, any type of science or medicine is laughable. Everything should be taken with several huge dump trucks full of salt


It will be, only those dump truck loads of salt will be by prescription only and made available by Pfizer.
 
2012-07-06 04:43:28 PM

El Freak: What about the shiatty "journalists" who sensationalize this crap? Often the research is legitimate, but the research doesn't say anything like the Dr. Phils and the sensationalistic rags like this say that it does, or the "journalists" exaggerate.


Their business is to attract eyeballs, not report the news. If any news gets reported, it was entirely unintentional and the management apologizes. The journalist reporting actual news has been sacked.
 
2012-07-06 04:44:31 PM

InfrasonicTom: It will be, only those dump truck loads of salt will be by prescription only and made available by Pfizer.


Only until the patent runs out, then you'll be able to get the generic version by prescription.
 
2012-07-06 04:46:22 PM
"Intermittent explosive disorder" is all the rage with young people nowadays from time to time

tried to ftfy.
 
2012-07-06 04:47:04 PM
Attitude Adjustment
- Hank Williams Jr.

When I first met the kid that would become my stepson he was a problem child. One quickraff up alongside his head and his attitude was adjusted immediately. Nearly 2 1/2 years later it's still adjusted.
 
2012-07-06 04:52:21 PM

Ennuipoet: I had this when I was teenager, my father cured my with BackhandiaTM. Just a few simple applications of BackhandiaTM to my mouthy, petulant, immature ass taught me to control my anger, act with maturity and respect. BackhandiaTMa is for external use only, and is recommended for all children above thirteen. Side of effects of BackhandiaTMa include ringing ears, minor swelling and reddening of the skin and crying. Only you can decide to BackhandiaTM is right for you, but with your shiatty kid, it probably would do a world of good.


Warning: excessive use may result in a shiv in the spine. Long term misuse can result in parent being assigned a rat infested nursing home as early as possible.
 
2012-07-06 04:54:03 PM
No Itchy & Scratchy references?
 
2012-07-06 04:54:20 PM
My stepdaughter sufferered from this. Correct, I sufferered from it. The layman term for it is "farking little biatch from hell." The cure was readily available. Her mother needed grow a farking backbone and smack the little shiat across the face. Doing that just once probably would have cured her and prevented years of far worse problems.
 
2012-07-06 04:54:34 PM

bluorangefyre: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x311]
Unavailable for comment due to suspension.

/yes, this was the first thing I thought of
//stupid storyline was stupid


Damn it, I was hoping to hold it in, but now I really have to take an Orton now.

/Runs off to the bathroom.
 
2012-07-06 04:55:21 PM

Smeggy Smurf: When I first met the kid that would become my stepson he was a problem child. One quickraff up alongside his head and his attitude was adjusted immediately. Nearly 2 1/2 years later it's still adjusted.


Let me guess, he's been in a box 10 feet under for "nearly" 2 1/2 years now.

Amirite???
 
2012-07-06 04:55:55 PM

Surool: Just another bullsh*t excuse for people to not be responsible for their own actions.

to be sold more drugs that only work short-term and really fark them up long term.

/and make lots of money for Big Pharma
 
2012-07-06 04:59:31 PM
www.draftdaysuit.com

"Where are all the fire exstinguishers at?"
 
2012-07-06 05:01:04 PM
Snowflakes get mad when things don't go their way every time.
 
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