Pocket Ninja: That was really, truly, breath-takingly stupid.
Lando Lincoln: Be a self-assured, cocky jerk and the women will go crazy for you.
FloydA: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
Sybarite: "Wedge, pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
A LONG TIME AGOIN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY...
Voiceofreason01: Sybarite: "Wedge, pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"aim for the exhaust port right below the main port/but you're only going to hit it if you're a Jedi master
uncleacid: Your princess might wind up looking like this.[i.huffpost.com image 570x277]
NaziKamikaze: /Also, when did Han ever promise not to shoot first? Han shoots first, last, or any damn time he pleases.
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