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(KCTV5 Kansas City)   Protip: If you're going to rob a store at gunpoint, don't take your Mom. **With gun-takin' Mom video goodness.**   (kctv5.com) divider line 34
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2012-07-06 11:11:00 AM
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2012-07-06 11:11:27 AM
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Never plan your robberies around crappy 90's Stallone movies.
 
2012-07-06 11:12:51 AM
Holy crap, two posts in, and I'm beat to the "Stop or my Mom will shoot" reference.

Fark-where nothing is obscure.
 
2012-07-06 11:14:26 AM
He's a very naughty boy!

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2012-07-06 11:14:37 AM
Too bad he didn't have a proper father figure to put his little hand in when he was small.
 
2012-07-06 11:15:06 AM
THe Hero tag shakes its head....
 
2012-07-06 11:15:35 AM

Honest Bender: [media.tumblr.com image 334x475]

Never plan your robberies around crappy 90's Stallone movies.


I dunno, I bet you could plan a pretty biatching robbery around Demolition Man.
 
2012-07-06 11:17:58 AM
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2012-07-06 11:19:43 AM
I think Mom's cleavage actually stopped the robbery.
 
2012-07-06 11:21:53 AM
Look on the bright side. Nothing our justice system can throw at him will beat that kind of humiliation. He'll never be able to even attempt to commit a crime without wondering where Mom is.
 
2012-07-06 11:25:12 AM
Was a little saddened when his mum didn't beat him to within an inch of his life for that stunt.
 
2012-07-06 11:29:22 AM
His mom is riding around in the car with this guy knowing he has a toy gun altered to look real? She walks into the store and calmly interrupts his robbery attempt? She asks the clerk to not call the cops and flees the scene with her son?

Ugh.
 
2012-07-06 11:30:35 AM
I wake up every morning and thank the Creator that I live in a place where I don't ever have to go to a place called "D's 1 Stop convenience store on Highway 80 in Brandon."
 
2012-07-06 11:32:53 AM
Mandeep could get a job in porn.
 
2012-07-06 11:35:33 AM

weapon13: Was a little saddened when his mum didn't beat him to within an inch of his life for that stunt.


He tried to pull the robbery while he knew his mom was in the store, so he didn't think she'd interfere. She not only didn't thrash the kid, she told the clerk not to report it and drove the getaway.

This wasn't her first rodeo either.
 
2012-07-06 11:59:34 AM
Ugh, and to think I live half a mile down 80 from this place. There is no escape from stupid in this world.
 
2012-07-06 12:06:38 PM
If you're going to rob a store at gunpoint, don't take your Mom

...unless your mom is this woman:
freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com
 
2012-07-06 12:28:46 PM

Sentient: weapon13: Was a little saddened when his mum didn't beat him to within an inch of his life for that stunt.

He tried to pull the robbery while he knew his mom was in the store, so he didn't think she'd interfere. She not only didn't thrash the kid, she told the clerk not to report it and drove the getaway.

This wasn't her first rodeo either.


I'm not sure if she was "in on it"... But it does appear they got a free bag of chips out of the deal.
 
2012-07-06 12:36:00 PM

neilio42: I'm not sure if she was "in on it"... But it does appear they got a free bag of chips out of the deal.

Nope, he paid his 2 dollars for the chips, nd never got his change. So not only is he humiliated, he's short about 70 cents.
 
2012-07-06 12:41:16 PM

TBPlayer: neilio42: I'm not sure if she was "in on it"... But it does appear they got a free bag of chips out of the deal.
Nope, he paid his 2 dollars for the chips, nd never got his change. So not only is he humiliated, he's short about 70 cents.


Oh, I thought I saw him pull his bills back.
 
2012-07-06 12:43:30 PM

drongozone: I wake up every morning and thank the Creator that I live in a place where I don't ever have to go to a place called "D's 1 Stop convenience store on Highway 80 in Brandon."


Ha! I was actually driving through Brandon when I heard this story on the radio two days ago.
 
2012-07-06 01:10:30 PM
He wasn't even trying to put his finger through the trigger guard, he was just holding it entirely by the stock. What the fark kind of useless thug is he?

Also RAGE why do news videos always have to start with idiot anchors joking around and summing up a story that's much better told RIGHT BELOW IT. That's what reading is for, jackasses.

/This goes double for autoplay.
 
2012-07-06 01:18:00 PM
Damn, that kid's going to have to beat a hooker to death with his dick before he lives this one down.

/or his mom. two birds, one stone.
 
2012-07-06 01:43:12 PM
 
2012-07-06 02:10:53 PM
I suspect the guy's "Special Needs" (wink wink).
 
2012-07-06 03:54:27 PM

TBPlayer


So not only is he humiliated, he's short about 70 cents.


He's short one hell of a lot more than that.
 
2012-07-06 04:21:37 PM
 
2012-07-06 04:33:40 PM
Did anyone else notice the way he was holding the firearm? He didn't even have a hold of it in a manner that would allow him to fire it and he could be disarmed quickly. Since the gun was fake I guess it doesn't matter, but still made him look even more stupid.
 
2012-07-06 05:21:31 PM
Pimp-walking POS holding his gun like a gangsta. Too bad that place wasn't run by some guy named Bubba, who has a real gun and knows how to use it.
 
2012-07-06 05:32:25 PM

SuburbanCowboy: Holy crap, two posts in, and I'm beat to the "Stop or my Mom will shoot" reference.

Fark-where nothing is obscure.


There was still time to make a Ma Fratelli reference

/also came to see SOMMWS reference
 
2012-07-06 05:34:42 PM

foxyshadis: He wasn't even trying to put his finger through the trigger guard, he was just holding it entirely by the stock. What the fark kind of useless thug is he?


Yeah, that was the first thing I noticed, too. Doesn't show much confidence in the "realness" of the gun, does it?
 
2012-07-06 05:34:48 PM

Lorelle: If you're going to rob a store at gunpoint, don't take your Mom

...unless your mom is this woman:
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Or Ma Beagle.
 
2012-07-06 07:23:01 PM

Contents Under Pressure: I suspect the guy's "Special Needs" (wink wink).


I believe he does have some diagnosable disability. He is probably telling the cops "but I didn't meeeean it".
 
2012-07-06 11:48:46 PM

foxyshadis: He wasn't even trying to put his finger through the trigger guard, he was just holding it entirely by the stock. What the fark kind of useless thug is he?


he is a good one. he was practicing trigger safety as countless farkers will tell you.
 
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