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(WCPO Cincinnati)   Actual headline: Man dressed as ninja robs Milford hotel. But how do they know? It's not like you can see a ninja   ( wcpo.com) divider line
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2012-07-06 10:54:43 AM  
Maybe he was with a pirate?
 
2012-07-06 10:54:50 AM  
That's how they know he wasn't a real ninja and was just dressed as one, dumbmitter,
 
2012-07-06 10:59:07 AM  
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2012-07-06 11:00:31 AM  
You can always tell a milford man.
 
2012-07-06 11:00:50 AM  
Actual headline: Man dressed as stereotypical unrealistic ninja robs Milford hotel. But how do they know? It's not like you can see a ninja

FTFY, subby. Real ninja's aren't going to wear something that screams "I am a ninja"
 
2012-07-06 11:04:04 AM  
I finally have an excuse to post this pic:
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2012-07-06 11:06:17 AM  
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2012-07-06 11:06:25 AM  
Sure you can see a Ninja. You just have to be lucky enough to be born with your heart on the opposite side of your chest:
 
2012-07-06 11:06:33 AM  

lincoln65: You can always tell a milford man.


Came here for the missed headline opportunity. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-07-06 11:08:00 AM  
they know because he probably flipped out and killed somebody.
 
2012-07-06 11:08:07 AM  
Damn Ninja ruined my post:
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2012-07-06 11:10:17 AM  

Honest Bender: Sure you can see a Ninja. You just have to be lucky enough to be born with your heart on the opposite side of your chest:


That was not a good movie.
 
2012-07-06 11:12:17 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: That's how they know he wasn't a real ninja and was just dressed as one, dumbmitter,


came here to say exactly that.
 
2012-07-06 11:13:01 AM  
It was probably an after-hours ninja. They do have diverse talents...

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2012-07-06 11:13:37 AM  

Ricardo Klement: That was not a good movie.


Visually appealing, decent acting, excellent fight scenes... Ok, it wasn't Citizen Cain, but what were you expecting from a simple action flick?
 
2012-07-06 11:14:43 AM  
If you can see him, he's not a ninja

should commit seppeku anyhow
 
2012-07-06 11:17:05 AM  
Maybe they could see him because he was on a break
 
2012-07-06 11:17:46 AM  
Milford ninjas should be neither seen nor heard.
 
2012-07-06 11:20:14 AM  

Honest Bender: Sure you can see a Ninja. You just have to be lucky enough to be born with your heart on the opposite side of your chest:


But I don't want my heart on the outside.
 
2012-07-06 11:40:24 AM  
What visible ninjas may look like
 
2012-07-06 11:55:10 AM  

Ricardo Klement: Honest Bender: Sure you can see a Ninja. You just have to be lucky enough to be born with your heart on the opposite side of your chest:

That was not a good movie.


That was not a good post.

/movie was good
 
2012-07-06 01:09:38 PM  
I love the end of the video clip. "he was carrying a gun. Evidently he left his throwing stars and nun-chucks at home"
 
2012-07-06 02:33:26 PM  
A man dressed as a ninja attempted to channel the role during a Milford hotel robbery early Friday morning


Channel the role? Ninjas were assassins, not thieves.
 
2012-07-06 06:11:15 PM  
What a Mildford man might look like:

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2012-07-06 07:41:34 PM  
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only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja
 
2012-07-06 08:06:52 PM  
The cow says... Mū
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/hot
 
2012-07-06 08:55:54 PM  
I stopped reading at Milf.

What ninja robbing a MILF might look like.

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What a ninja MILF might look like.

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/can never have too many b00bies threads
 
2012-07-06 09:57:33 PM  

gerbilpox: I stopped reading at Milf.

What ninja robbing a MILF might look like.

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What a ninja MILF might look like.

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/can never have too many b00bies threads


Cowboy Santa and schoolgirl ninjas? Close enough.

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Pops biggerer

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Pops superbig

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Poppin' fresh
 
2012-07-06 10:15:12 PM  
Sure you can. They wear brightly colored clothes with headbands while charging at each other in the open and calling out their attacks.

Wait...
 
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