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(Huffington Post)   Bikini waxing, 50 percent off. Must be 15 or younger to qualify   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 34
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2012-07-06 11:20:21 AM
11 votes:
They didn't like my "Tween's first time anal bleach" idea either.
2012-07-06 11:01:39 AM
6 votes:
Um...there's no law saying girls 15 or younger can't wear bikinis if they choose to. Our founders did not fight for a country like that, and I would not want to live in a country like that. And if girls 15 or younger are going to wear bikinis, they should damn well learn to get waxed. Our founders would not have wanted it that way, too, and I, for one, respect our founders.
2012-07-06 11:17:24 AM
5 votes:

FlashHarry: ok, who the fark thought this was a good idea?


i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-07-06 11:33:42 AM
4 votes:
Uni K Waxing - because if there's grass on the field, game's cancelled
2012-07-06 12:17:05 PM
3 votes:
But how do you get rid of owls??

i573.photobucket.com
2012-07-06 11:20:42 AM
3 votes:
Do they get a luscious lolly for being a big girl and not crying?
2012-07-06 11:17:57 AM
3 votes:
While the controversy over girls, some even as young as seven of eight-years old, receiving such hair removal treatments has existed for some time now

Really? They aren't growing any hair down there at that age, in my experience.
2012-07-06 10:19:55 AM
3 votes:
ok, who the fark thought this was a good idea?
2012-07-06 12:58:43 PM
2 votes:
Wait until they hear about my new Mani/Pedo for a Facial special offer.
2012-07-06 12:43:59 PM
2 votes:
PedoBear quotient in this thread has gone to plaid.

i12.photobucket.com

/hot like a Brazilian
2012-07-06 11:48:12 AM
2 votes:
i280.photobucket.com
2012-07-06 11:36:08 AM
2 votes:
It is New York. There has to be a lot of 10 year old girls walking around with unibrows and moustaches.
2012-07-06 11:18:01 AM
2 votes:
Quick, someone 'shop "Free Waxing" on that legit pedo van.
2012-07-06 11:17:50 AM
2 votes:
So allowing this is republican, not allowing it is communist?

/ok then...
2012-07-06 10:57:02 AM
2 votes:
Wouldn't it look kind of silly if you only waxed 50% of it?

/what?
2012-07-06 03:23:15 PM
1 votes:
if a precocious 13 year old "is comfortable. If she's going to be a bunk with all these girls" (ftfa) and for some reason hair would be a problem during the 'bunk'ing, then that's fine. and if girls want to be hairless, to accent the wet clinginess of their small, tight bikinis, then that's ok too. but we need to start teaching girls at an early age to not be afraid of their bodies, and that it's ok to be 12 or 13 or 14 and have the soft strands of their cotton candy bush peaking, or even bursting out, from the sides of their small, tight bikinis.

also, we need to stop teaching our young women that they are inferior to boys, and must for some reason hide the top part of their body when they're swimming. or wrestling. it's that kind of thing that makes women feel uncomfortable with their bodies, and leads to eating disorders and abusive relations and all sorts of bad stuff.

girl power!
2012-07-06 12:59:05 PM
1 votes:
Free vajazzle for the first 10 customers.
i.imgur.com
2012-07-06 12:51:49 PM
1 votes:
Seriously, fark this shiat. fark it. We're making LITTLE GIRLS paranoid about body hair now? It's bad enough that we're seeing children with eating disorders because they feel fat.

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The One True TheDavid:
AverageAmericanGuy:

While the controversy over girls, some even as young as seven of eight-years old, receiving such hair removal treatments has existed for some time now

Really? They aren't growing any hair down there at that age, in my experience.

Done a lot of research, have you?

If not waxing was the norm girls would get teased for not being hairy enough.

Of course if not caring how another chick wore her pubic hair caught on our country would collapse from lack of hysteria.


In general if people were not such judgmental assholes about each others' (particularly women's) appearances, half the economy would collapse.
2012-07-06 12:13:12 PM
1 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Well at least I know what to get my niece for her 14th birthday.


www.moneyandshit.com
/oblig
2012-07-06 12:09:13 PM
1 votes:

bim1154: sweet-daddy-2: A girl I went to school with in the 50's and 60's was one hairy beast. Heavy brows,
mustache,and a jungle on her legs.In those days girls could not wear long pants or shorts to school,skirts only. This poor girl would wear stockings with hair bunched up and bulging under them. This, of course,was pre-waxing days and I guess her mother did'nt believe in razors. The girl never had a date all the way through school.She did turn out to be a very fine mechanic though and made a good living at it.

Me being an old timer like you, I can remember that kind of stuff as well. One incident that was reoccurring when I was around 12 or 13, but involved an older woman. My mother had a close friend, "Dot", who was nicknamed "Dirty Dot". They would take us swimming at the lake a lot and Dot use to wear this white one piece bathing suit. The woman had a bush that billowed out of the sides of her bathing suit and that hair was as black as the darkest night! It was a curious, yet arousing thing for some reason and with me being at that age, I wasn't putting 2 and 2 together on the whole thing. My brother and I were talking about this not long ago and comparing notes. One of the things we both agreed on was that we both remembered Dot would go under water and then shoot out of the water quickly and every once in a while the top to her bathing suit would come off. She would laugh about it. We sort of suspect we were getting a show of some sort now that we look back on it.
Dirty Dot was the first


Disregard
2012-07-06 12:03:46 PM
1 votes:
I enjoy working myself up into an nice righteous outrage just thinking about the plump, freshly waxed mounds of 14 y.o. girls.
2012-07-06 12:02:58 PM
1 votes:
In before

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i88.photobucket.com
2012-07-06 11:58:00 AM
1 votes:
Wax goes on, wax comes off.

www.blogcdn.com

/If only that poor girl back in 1990 had been waxed... Oh, wait...
2012-07-06 11:46:35 AM
1 votes:

bim1154: FTA
How many of you Farkers are going to linger for more than a few seconds on this image?

[i.huffpost.com image 640x468]


I feel weird just having been on the same website as that picture. And then I saw the word natural. And that's incorrect. And I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I mean, when I was a kid, for some reason I just knew I had to keep it under control down there. But I didn't go for some pedo's treatment. That's what Cub Scouts was for. I just grabbed the scissors and a razor and kept it all within the tighty whitey boundaries. But then I got this terrible burning and then itching sensation for the next few days. Oddly enough that's the same sensation I got after joining Cub Scouts. But at least with Cub Scouts I was getting laid while the only reward with the scissors and razors was having a less hairy balloon animal. After that little revelation I just stuck with the Cub Scouts and let the ol' pubic topiary grow wild.
2012-07-06 11:43:35 AM
1 votes:
Sounds like a good deal, but only if they throw in a free anal bleaching.
2012-07-06 11:43:27 AM
1 votes:

ty stick: The only area women should have hair is their eyebrows.


Got something against eye-lashes?
2012-07-06 11:36:50 AM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: JackieRabbit:

Do they get a luscious lolly for being a big girl and not crying?

jaysus. i need a shower just for reading that!


A cold shower, right? With lots of praying and repenting?
2012-07-06 11:36:28 AM
1 votes:
img845.imageshack.us
2012-07-06 11:35:42 AM
1 votes:
AverageAmericanGuy:

While the controversy over girls, some even as young as seven of eight-years old, receiving such hair removal treatments has existed for some time now

Really? They aren't growing any hair down there at that age, in my experience.


Done a lot of research, have you?

If not waxing was the norm girls would get teased for not being hairy enough.

Of course if not caring how another chick wore her pubic hair caught on our country would collapse from lack of hysteria.
2012-07-06 11:27:17 AM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

This is relevant to my interests.
2012-07-06 11:25:00 AM
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: Do they get a luscious lolly for being a big girl and not crying?


Is 'luscious lolly' a euphemism for blowjob? Cause it is now.
2012-07-06 11:24:44 AM
1 votes:
"Oh my god! Unreasonable body images! How could you make my 12 year old daughter think she's too fat?"

"Let's go get your bikini zone waxed, dear.
2012-07-06 11:24:30 AM
1 votes:
Hey, if there is grass on the field...
2012-07-06 11:21:59 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: While the controversy over girls, some even as young as seven of eight-years old, receiving such hair removal treatments has existed for some time now

Really? They aren't growing any hair down there at that age, in my experience.


Just how much experience do you have "down there" with girls of that age?
 
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