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(Uproxx)   Rihanna suddenly realizes that accountants pocketing 22% of her revenue leaves little money left over for singing lessons   (smokingsection.uproxx.com) divider line 9
    More: Obvious, Rihanna, vocal pedagogy, accounting practice, internal controls, revenues  
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4288 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 06 Jul 2012 at 11:43 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-06 06:39:45 PM  
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The Baron: Sweetheart, it isn't your accountants killing your profits. It's your entourage. The 30 best friends that you fly around the country from show to show, pay for their hotels and food. Also, having (I am guessing here) 20 full time dancers doing same eats up the $100,000 a night you were making.

Dump them all. here is what you need: 2 people. Hire Suge Knight to protect you from everyone. Then, hire someone to protect you from suge knight.

Make these changes soon, or you are MC Hammer in 5 years telling your sad sack story about once being a billionaire, but then pissed it all away on your 'friends'.


Quiet you, she needs to piss away all her money so she's forced to do hardcore porn.
2012-07-06 01:49:37 PM  
2 votes:
Sweetheart, it isn't your accountants killing your profits. It's your entourage. The 30 best friends that you fly around the country from show to show, pay for their hotels and food. Also, having (I am guessing here) 20 full time dancers doing same eats up the $100,000 a night you were making.

Dump them all. here is what you need: 2 people. Hire Suge Knight to protect you from everyone. Then, hire someone to protect you from suge knight.

Make these changes soon, or you are MC Hammer in 5 years telling your sad sack story about once being a billionaire, but then pissed it all away on your 'friends'.
2012-07-06 08:19:19 PM  
1 votes:
Any time I think she's attractive, I recall that she's from Barbados and would want a blood test done before I'd hit that.
2012-07-06 08:01:50 PM  
1 votes:
This should be obligatory in every Rihanna thread from now on.

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/Well, that and Chris Brown jokes.
2012-07-06 05:49:13 PM  
1 votes:
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2012-07-06 03:57:52 PM  
1 votes:

thurstonxhowell: The Baron: I often think a comedian is the best way to go as an entertainer. No overhead at all. Just you and your manager driving from city to city.

Traveling alone might be part of what leads the best comedians to the drugs that make them end up dead on the floor of a Jersey motel room.


You need to build up a tolerance before you do Jersey drugs. I blame Artie Lange for not giving Mitch the heads up when he was on the show like three days before that.
2012-07-06 12:10:35 PM  
1 votes:

jbc: ♫We wrote a song that only has nine words.♫
(repeat ad nauseum)


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jbc [TotalFark]
2012-07-06 12:01:33 PM  
1 votes:
♫We wrote a song that only has nine words.♫
(repeat ad nauseum)
2012-07-06 11:49:21 AM  
1 votes:
As long as you have enough for your autotune licence thenwho cares about singing lessons.
 
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