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(Voxxi)   Despite the politics and the controversy, the election of Mexico's new president has one silver lining, and her name is Angélica Rivera   (voxxi.com ) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Angelica Rivera, Institutional Revolutionary Party, Brady Bunch, President Felipe Calderon  
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2012-07-06 11:01:47 AM  
Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!
 
2012-07-06 11:08:02 AM  

Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!


Really though, we've already set the bar for hot first ladies with Barbara Bush.
 
2012-07-06 12:05:54 PM  
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2012-07-06 02:18:17 PM  

Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!


Wasn't Jacqueline Kennedy considered hot?

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2012-07-06 02:18:21 PM  
This article seems to have a lot of randomly bolded words.
 
2012-07-06 02:18:29 PM  

Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!


We've had a couple -- Dolly Madison, etc.
 
2012-07-06 02:19:12 PM  

Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!


www.firstladies.org
 
2012-07-06 02:19:18 PM  
Ay, mami.
 
2012-07-06 02:19:22 PM  
she enjoys a good hat!

//got nothin

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2012-07-06 02:19:53 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!

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The newly liberated Katie Holmes should really play her some time.
 
2012-07-06 02:20:07 PM  

This text is now purple: Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!

We've had a couple -- Dolly Madison, etc.


upload.wikimedia.org

mmmmm HAWT!!!
 
2012-07-06 02:21:32 PM  
Yo soy el 132. I am the 132.

/So I was told. It is quite a line to get on that...
 
2012-07-06 02:21:55 PM  

fortheloveofgod: Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!

Wasn't Jacqueline Kennedy considered hot?

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That was a weird one for me. I know I'll get all "Sharp knees" and stuff for saying it, but Jackie always just looked weird to me. I think it must be a generational thing.

Now, Eleanor Roosevelt? She was the hot.
 
2012-07-06 02:24:33 PM  

fortheloveofgod: Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!

Wasn't Jacqueline Kennedy considered hot?

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venturefans.org

Never heard of her
 
2012-07-06 02:24:38 PM  

Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!

www.allamericanblogger.com
/I'd fark the Trisomy G outta her......
 
2012-07-06 02:25:32 PM  

FitzShivering: That was a weird one for me. I know I'll get all "Sharp knees" and stuff for saying it, but Jackie always just looked weird to me. I think it must be a generational thing.

Now, Eleanor Roosevelt? She was the hot.


LOL. Maybe after some braces -

www.lkwdpl.org
 
2012-07-06 02:27:03 PM  
Current first lady of Mexico described as "smart, educated, politically savvy".

This woman: "photogenic, media savvy, knows how to not take the spotlight from her equally photogenic husband".

Wow. That's a real improvement...
 
2012-07-06 02:28:15 PM  
Nekked, plz

Nuttin Presidential fappable since the full bush Jackie O.
 
2012-07-06 02:28:37 PM  

fortheloveofgod: Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!

Wasn't Jacqueline Kennedy considered hot?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x512]


Her eyes are awfully far apart
 
2012-07-06 02:28:47 PM  
donde estas mis pantalones?
 
2012-07-06 02:31:59 PM  

elgrancerdo: Yo soy el 132. I am the 132.


I always envisioned the first protest/gathering of that movement would have a Spartacus-esque moment of everyone yelling over the next person about themselves actually being #132
 
2012-07-06 02:32:43 PM  

Fano: fortheloveofgod: Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!

Wasn't Jacqueline Kennedy considered hot?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x512]

Her eyes are awfully far apart


Being married to a Kennedy will do that.
 
2012-07-06 02:33:53 PM  

Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!


upload.wikimedia.org

/fappe
 
2012-07-06 02:37:01 PM  
A hot first lady does not mean anything. The new president will not change anything re: the drug war, Mexico will still be a shiathole. Wake me up when she takes out the cartels.
 
2012-07-06 02:39:24 PM  

sedric: she enjoys a good hat!

//got nothin

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So that's what happened to Jennifer Grey.
 
2012-07-06 02:39:27 PM  

fortheloveofgod: Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!

Wasn't Jacqueline Kennedy considered hot?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x512]



Look, I'm getting up there, but even I'm not old enough to remember that.
 
2012-07-06 02:39:43 PM  

Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: A hot first lady does not mean anything. The new president will not change anything re: the drug war, Mexico will still be a shiathole. Wake me up when she takes out the cartels.


Bbbbbbbut he got a very coveted endorsement...
 
2012-07-06 02:40:47 PM  
Grover Cleveland had the hottest one. She was still in her 20's when she became first lady. Look her up!
 
2012-07-06 02:41:06 PM  

Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: A hot first lady does not mean anything. The new president will not change anything re: the drug war, Mexico will still be a shiathole. Wake me up when she takes out the cartels.


You seem to have a misplaced set of priorities.
 
2012-07-06 02:42:49 PM  
You can cancel the rumors about her and Ricky Martin.
 
2012-07-06 02:42:55 PM  

This text is now purple: We've had a couple -- Dolly Madison, etc.


Rumor has it that people really enjoyed eating her pie.
 
2012-07-06 02:44:08 PM  

Sybarite: fortheloveofgod: Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!

Wasn't Jacqueline Kennedy considered hot?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x512]


Look, I'm getting up there, but even I'm not old enough to remember that.


Me either, but I've seen pictures and stuff...
 
2012-07-06 02:44:46 PM  

ChipNASA: Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!
[www.allamericanblogger.com image 485x348]
/I'd fark the Trisomy G outta her......


She's a pig. Maybe a dog, but that's a stretch.
 
2012-07-06 02:46:26 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: ChipNASA: Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!
[www.allamericanblogger.com image 485x348]
/I'd fark the Trisomy G outta her......

She's a pig. Maybe a dog, but that's a stretch.


Is this the new "Sharp Knees" ??
 
2012-07-06 02:46:53 PM  
I think Michelle Obama is kind of hot....
There. I said it.
 
2012-07-06 02:48:06 PM  

Delawheredad: Grover Cleveland had the hottest one. She was still in her 20's when she became first lady. Look her up!


upload.wikimedia.org

James Buchanon's beard was 27. You can thank her for introducing the plunging neckline to American fashion.
 
2012-07-06 02:48:10 PM  
If I said I'd hit Michelle, I'd probably get a visit from the Secret Service... right?
 
2012-07-06 02:49:13 PM  

doczoidberg: I think Michelle Obama is kind of hot....
There. I said it.


We thank you sir. Someone had to.
 
2012-07-06 02:52:12 PM  

doczoidberg: I think Michelle Obama is kind of hot....
There. I said it.


static-l3.blogcritics.org

There. I said it.
 
2012-07-06 02:52:21 PM  

doczoidberg: I think Michelle Obama is kind of hot....
There. I said it.


I hear what your saying, but she also reminds me of Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son.

/dat azz
/she would ride me like a rented mule and I'd like it.
 
2012-07-06 02:54:26 PM  

FitzShivering: That was a weird one for me. I know I'll get all "Sharp knees" and stuff for saying it, but Jackie always just looked weird to me. I think it must be a generational thing.


Or that her bush was the size of a hubcap. Hard to say.
 
2012-07-06 02:55:54 PM  

Random Bastage: If I said I'd hit Michelle, I'd probably get a visit from the Secret Service... right?


No need. Mrs. Obama seems perfectly capable of opening a can on whoopass on you all by herself BEFORE getting the Secret Service involved. Heck, for giggles and lulz and pure entertainment value, she may have FEMALE Secret Service Agents visit you... and it wouldn't be a social call, if you know what I mean?
 
2012-07-06 02:56:35 PM  
I'd cast my ballot in her box if you know what I mean
 
2012-07-06 02:56:38 PM  
John Tyler's second wife was a hottie. And she was 30 years younger than him. And he married her while he was president.

Cleveland also married a 21 year old hottie during his first term.
 
2012-07-06 03:00:17 PM  

FitzShivering: Now, Eleanor Roosevelt? She was the hot.


The kissing cousins kind of hot?
 
2012-07-06 03:00:21 PM  
Well, Jimmy Carter's wife was pretty cute

www.biography.com
 
2012-07-06 03:04:35 PM  
Wow the propaganda in that article is strong.

Angelica Rivera was on the staff of Televisa (#2 tv network in Mexico) when Nieto started in politics, and he was paying their actresses to accompany him to events, because his wife of 12 years had mysteriously died.
(He is accused of having killed her, and covering it up).
He paid the actresses to accompany him because he is supposedly gay.

Wow, if you can read spanish, you should look it up.
 
2012-07-06 03:05:26 PM  
Michelle Obama is gorgeous.
 
2012-07-06 03:07:15 PM  
Nancy Reagan in her youth was not bad and rumor has it pretty wild in a good way
 
2012-07-06 03:10:04 PM  
img694.imageshack.us

And she looks good in a helmet...
 
2012-07-06 03:10:15 PM  

Paris1127: Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: A hot first lady does not mean anything. The new president will not change anything re: the drug war, Mexico will still be a shiathole. Wake me up when she takes out the cartels.

Bbbbbbbut he got a very coveted endorsement...


Ha, almost choked on my own spit.
 
2012-07-06 03:13:03 PM  
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Si
 
2012-07-06 03:13:39 PM  

tylerdurden217: Michelle Obama is gorgeous.


2/10

tone it down a bit
 
2012-07-06 03:17:14 PM  

uncleacid: You can cancel the rumors about her and Ricky Martin.


What, that she was REALLY A MAN?
 
2012-07-06 03:19:17 PM  

espiaboricua: Random Bastage: If I said I'd hit Michelle, I'd probably get a visit from the Secret Service... right?

No need. Mrs. Obama seems perfectly capable of opening a can on whoopass on you all by herself BEFORE getting the Secret Service involved. Heck, for giggles and lulz and pure entertainment value, she may have FEMALE Secret Service Agents visit you... and it wouldn't be a social call, if you know what I mean?



Mmmmmm... female secret service... please tell me they have handcuffs????
 
2012-07-06 03:19:30 PM  

no clever name here just move along: Angelica Rivera was on the staff of Televisa (#2 tv network in Mexico) when Nieto started in politics, and he was paying their actresses to accompany him to events, because his wife of 12 years had mysteriously died.
(He is accused of having killed her, and covering it up).
He paid the actresses to accompany him because he is supposedly gay.


So... Ricky Martin is more than just a consultant?
 
2012-07-06 03:23:41 PM  

Plong42: And she looks good in a helmet...


Isn't it illegal to have sex with a miner, even in mexico? I would still send a canary into her coal mine or a bat in her cave or whatever. Actually prolly not. she looks like a gold digger.
 
2012-07-06 03:30:14 PM  

dabbletech: tylerdurden217: Michelle Obama is gorgeous.

2/10

tone it down a bit


There are many farkers who talk seriously about wanting to bang Hillary... at her current age. So maybe he isn't trolling.

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2012-07-06 03:38:11 PM  

Fano: There are many farkers who talk seriously about wanting to bang Hillary... at her current age.


I sincerely hope they mean Hillary Scott, and not... shudder
 
2012-07-06 04:03:33 PM  

Plong42: [img694.imageshack.us image 320x400]

And she looks good in a helmet...


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bets she gives great helmet
 
2012-07-06 04:06:39 PM  

no clever name here just move along: Wow the propaganda in that article is strong.

Angelica Rivera was on the staff of Televisa (#2 tv network in Mexico) when Nieto started in politics, and he was paying their actresses to accompany him to events, because his wife of 12 years had mysteriously died.
(He is accused of having killed her, and covering it up).
He paid the actresses to accompany him because he is supposedly gay.

Wow, if you can read spanish, you should look it up.


The two major TV networks in Mexico own the mindset of the masses. The newly elected president has been pushed very effectively during the last two years; an election fraud was not even necessary to put into power the party which is absolutely despised by the educated minority.

Some intriguing current questions: Why didn't the other parties do something against the obvious misuse of air time? Did Pena-Nieto use the TV networks? Or was it the other way round; i.e. there are hidden powers using the telegenic pair to achieve their goals?

The elected pres surely behaves and talks like a completely corrupt politician, and he get's really nervous when asked about the death of his ex-wife, see this interview in Spanish: YouTube.
 
2012-07-06 04:10:20 PM  

ChipNASA: Inflatable Rhetoric: ChipNASA: Sybarite: Why don't we ever get a hot first lady? Kucinich for president!
[www.allamericanblogger.com image 485x348]
/I'd fark the Trisomy G outta her......

She's a pig. Maybe a dog, but that's a stretch.

Is this the new "Sharp Knees" ??


It's the dull mentality, and she's too fat.
 
2012-07-06 04:23:30 PM  
Just wait till she sees la casa chica.
 
2012-07-06 04:30:51 PM  
Wai.. wait.. .Mexico still still has elections? Seriously? Wha for? I thought they just did a body and dope profit count once a year and the richest homicidal cocaine fiend won.
 
2012-07-06 04:33:37 PM  

LeroyBourne: donde estas mis pantalones?


Los pantalones es de reloj.

/or something else similarly silly
 
2012-07-06 04:46:17 PM  

Fano: dabbletech: tylerdurden217: Michelle Obama is gorgeous.

2/10

tone it down a bit

There are many farkers who talk seriously about wanting to bang Hillary... at her current age. So maybe he isn't trolling.

[balancesheet.files.wordpress.com image 314x328]


zammerman.files.wordpress.com

I wouldn't mind a little pokey time on that rack.
 
2012-07-06 05:28:54 PM  
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file043.bebo.com

I was wondering what she was up to since her character got killed.
 
2012-07-06 05:34:30 PM  
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Plong42: And she looks good in a helmet...


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I bet she gives great helmet!
 
2012-07-06 05:50:28 PM  

no clever name here just move along: Wow the propaganda in that article is strong.

Angelica Rivera was on the staff of Televisa (#2 tv network in Mexico) when Nieto started in politics, and he was paying their actresses to accompany him to events, because his wife of 12 years had mysteriously died.
(He is accused of having killed her, and covering it up).
He paid the actresses to accompany him because he is supposedly gay.

Wow, if you can read spanish, you should look it up.


You sir, are an idiot. Televisa is by far the largest TV network in Mexico and Latin America, they are pretty farking huge dude, seriously, no contest there. The rest of your post is pure conspiracy theory stupidity without any substance too.

That said, Pena Nieto is one corrupt son of a biatch. Not sure if enough to steal an entire election, since his party did have a very large base, but his official record from his governorship relating corruption is not good at all.
 
2012-07-06 05:54:22 PM  
images.askmen.com
 
2012-07-06 06:02:39 PM  
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img.poptower.com
 
2012-07-06 06:29:37 PM  

fusillade762: [cdn10.voxxi.com image 600x411]

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Yes, this is who I was thinking of.
 
2012-07-06 06:30:34 PM  

This text is now purple: Delawheredad: Grover Cleveland had the hottest one. She was still in her 20's when she became first lady. Look her up!

James Buchanon's beard was 27. You can thank her for introducing the plunging neckline to American fashion.


Uhm, Harriet Lane was Buchanan's niece. How does that make her his beard? Official White House hostess, yes, but beard?

When contemporaries referred to Buchanan's male companion as "Aunt Fancy" and "Buchanan and his wife", I think the use of a beard = closing the barn door after the horse has run away.
 
2012-07-06 06:42:47 PM  

Snausages75: This text is now purple: Delawheredad: Grover Cleveland had the hottest one. She was still in her 20's when she became first lady. Look her up!

James Buchanon's beard was 27. You can thank her for introducing the plunging neckline to American fashion.

Uhm, Harriet Lane was Buchanan's niece. How does that make her his beard? Official White House hostess, yes, but beard?

When contemporaries referred to Buchanan's male companion as "Aunt Fancy" and "Buchanan and his wife", I think the use of a beard = closing the barn door after the horse has run away.


I always find it very odd that we don't learn in school we already had a gay president. I assume it's because it was accepted and people don't want to feel bad that those poor ignorant hicks from over a hundred years ago were more enlightened in some ways than we are (and, of course, far less enlightened in other ways).
 
2012-07-06 06:45:18 PM  
i.imgur.com

Did someone say Rivera thread?
 
2012-07-06 07:08:26 PM  

wambu: fusillade762: [cdn10.voxxi.com image 600x411]

[img.poptower.com image 449x600]

Yes, this is who I was thinking of.


At least in that shot. The other pics of her not quite so much.
 
Biv
2012-07-06 07:51:30 PM  

doczoidberg: I think Michelle Obama is kind of hot....
There. I said it.


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'm not entirely convinced she isn't a man.
 
2012-07-06 08:49:49 PM  

Biv: I'm not entirely convinced she isn't a man.


I can't see this picture:
upload.wikimedia.org
Without thinking of this guy:
www.ferdyonfilms.com

/Still thinks she's awesome.
 
2012-07-06 11:43:54 PM  

Boudica's War Tampon: Fano: dabbletech: tylerdurden217: Michelle Obama is gorgeous.

2/10

tone it down a bit

There are many farkers who talk seriously about wanting to bang Hillary... at her current age. So maybe he isn't trolling.

[balancesheet.files.wordpress.com image 314x328]

[zammerman.files.wordpress.com image 450x624]

I wouldn't mind a little pokey time on that rack.


Holy crap, I seriously read that laft-hand headline as "Hillary's New Look for the Mammaries". Guess it's working...
 
2012-07-07 02:48:39 AM  
Glad to see Leah Remini landed on her feet.
 
2012-07-07 02:49:41 AM  

FitzShivering: I always find it very odd that we don't learn in school we already had a gay president. I assume it's because it was accepted and people don't want to feel bad that those poor ignorant hicks from over a hundred years ago were more enlightened in some ways than we are (and, of course, far less enlightened in other ways).


Libertine lifestyles are very cyclic; in 25 years we'll be an oppressed religious state again. That said, even back then, 99% of the country would have been unable to comprehend a man screwing another man, and would have completely missed the innuendo of calling his lover "the wife." It really was a simpler time outside of the beltway back then, and Buchanan was perfectly willing to bend and sway to keep the innuendos down. Today we'd have a full page lurid expose, but that sort of journalism didn't come into vogue until Hearst got powerful.
 
2012-07-07 05:50:40 AM  

simsite9: [cdn10.voxxi.com image 600x411]

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Her husband has done rather well for an average guy.
 
2012-07-07 12:44:55 PM  

foxyshadis: FitzShivering: I always find it very odd that we don't learn in school we already had a gay president. I assume it's because it was accepted and people don't want to feel bad that those poor ignorant hicks from over a hundred years ago were more enlightened in some ways than we are (and, of course, far less enlightened in other ways).

Libertine lifestyles are very cyclic; in 25 years we'll be an oppressed religious state again. That said, even back then, 99% of the country would have been unable to comprehend a man screwing another man, and would have completely missed the innuendo of calling his lover "the wife." It really was a simpler time outside of the beltway back then, and Buchanan was perfectly willing to bend and sway to keep the innuendos down. Today we'd have a full page lurid expose, but that sort of journalism didn't come into vogue until Hearst got powerful.


OOh, there is this thing called History. You are gonna love it.
All that lurid stuff is old, broken, and not at all new under the Sun. Has made the world go 'round.
People been doing chit with and to each other for a long, long time and you sound young, no offence.
 
2012-07-07 03:22:02 PM  
FTA: "The camera loves Angélica Rivera"

yet there's only one pic of her...
 
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