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2003-11-13 12:17:38 PM
I would so NOT hit it...
 
2003-11-13 12:21:51 PM
Just ruined every Farker's fantasy after reading the story yesterday.
 
2003-11-13 12:23:22 PM
Booyah! TSG comes through again.

If that's what the teacher looks like, any bets on what the kids look like?
 
2003-11-13 12:29:39 PM

Monica?
 
2003-11-13 12:35:54 PM
And now we know what the kids needed all that beer for.........
 
2003-11-13 12:49:32 PM
"though she will continue receiving a paycheck"

She SHOULD. She's giving them an education, right?
 
2003-11-13 12:49:57 PM
i guess it is pretty bad when you have to show a 14-year-old boy some porn to get him in the mood....
 
2003-11-13 01:01:34 PM
I certainly would not hit that Monica Lewinski look-alike, but I'll guarantee you that, as a 14-year-old boy, I would have hit her or any other female who would have let me. And so would all of you when you were 14.
 
2003-11-13 01:08:46 PM
Since when did George Lopez start dressing in drag?
 
2003-11-13 01:12:09 PM
I wouldn't hit it with the poster's dick!!
 
2003-11-13 02:16:59 PM
No amount of beer and boobies porn would get me to a party hosted by THAT.
 
2003-11-13 02:57:18 PM
Maybe she has a good personality.
 
2003-11-13 02:58:23 PM
Now, is anyone really surprised by this revelation?
 
2003-11-13 02:59:42 PM
I'd Hit It!!
with 2 shots to the chest from a mossberg.
 
2003-11-13 03:07:04 PM
TSG always pulls through, eh?
 
OBB
2003-11-13 03:48:31 PM
I guess she must have changed her last name from being "The Hutt".
 
2003-11-13 03:49:01 PM
i can't believe you guys don't see it. she's an albino smurf with a dark wig on. can't you see, her mugshot was done on a legal pad.
 
2003-11-13 04:00:21 PM
Looks more like Rosie O'Donnell than Monica to me
 
2003-11-13 04:31:39 PM
I was actually expecting much worse.
 
2003-11-13 04:49:57 PM
There is now way I would hit that. Even if I was 14 and horny. No wait, I probably would have
 
2003-11-13 04:50:57 PM
can someone PLEEEZE post the picture here on Fark. My cumpnee blocks tsg.
 
2003-11-13 04:51:06 PM
can someone PLEEEZE post the picture here on Fark. My cumpnee blocks tsg.
 
2003-11-13 04:51:17 PM
Now we know why she had to have the beer and pr0n... Imagine having to persuade a 14yr old guy? That's pretty farking bad.
 
2003-11-13 04:51:39 PM
once again, the kittens of the world are safe...
 
2003-11-13 04:52:01 PM
I'm hot for teacher.

Well, no, not really.

Read the report on the second page. It gets even sadder: they were drinking crappy lite beer and wine coolers.
 
2003-11-13 04:52:13 PM
Hmmmm...what kind of beer was it?
 
2003-11-13 04:52:19 PM
Fap meter index = -4 (Ewwww....)
 
2003-11-13 04:52:20 PM
My heaven, it looks like she's still holding the teenagers' cum in her cheeks. Swallow, woman, swallow !
 
2003-11-13 04:53:22 PM
When you're that age and you're too geeky or not part of the correct clique to bag a cheerleader, sometimes a wet hole is the best you can do.

In the cold light of adulthood, she's definitely a two-bag job. (one for your head and one for her's, in case your falls off.)
 
2003-11-13 04:53:37 PM
For the record, your Honor, I would not hit it. Even if the penalty for not hitting it was death.
 
2003-11-13 04:53:54 PM
ya, she's fugly but i'd still let her gobble the knoblin.
 
2003-11-13 04:54:01 PM
Egad! I hope they get those young men into therapy right away; you know they're gonna be psychologically scarred.
 
2003-11-13 04:54:14 PM
Another fantasy down the toilet...

Who am I kidding, at 14 I would have shagged an overripe piece of fruit.
 
2003-11-13 04:54:22 PM
no wonder...
 
2003-11-13 04:54:50 PM
I'd hit it
 
2003-11-13 04:55:04 PM
I'd hit her,
after 13 beers and hours and hours of porn.
 
2003-11-13 04:55:09 PM
I wouldn't hit it with a 10 foot hitting tool
 
2003-11-13 04:55:21 PM
Cyberluddite, you speak the truth.

Shiat, I would have hit ANY 2 legged female when I was 14 years old.

Even that ugly ass teacher.
 
2003-11-13 04:55:27 PM
Cyberluddite, you speak the truth.

Shiat, I would have hit ANY 2 legged female when I was 14 years old.

Even that ugly ass teacher.
 
2003-11-13 04:55:43 PM
That story needs a better picture..
and a happy ending.
 
2003-11-13 04:55:51 PM
I'm with Cyberluddite. At 14, I would've hit it. I also would've gone along just for the beer and pr0n without any expectation of hitting anything.

After 16 or 17 though when I finally started getting laid, I think I would've passed on the sex, but still gone along for the beer and pr0n.
 
2003-11-13 04:55:54 PM
brap: You melon-humper!
 
2003-11-13 04:55:56 PM
My in - laws live there. Good thing they homeschooled.
 
2003-11-13 04:55:57 PM
2003-11-13 12:29:39 PM Blackbird [TotalFark]


Monica?


****************

First thing I thought too
 
2003-11-13 04:56:35 PM
Yea, someone hit it, WITH A FARKING UGLY STICK!
 
2003-11-13 04:56:36 PM
 
2003-11-13 04:56:38 PM
Page 2 answers the burning question from the other thread: they were *not* all male teenagers. "a young female, later identified as fourteen-year-old [---]"
 
2003-11-13 04:56:45 PM


I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Shelly Lowery.
 
2003-11-13 04:57:03 PM
LazyC - Your company blocks TSG, but not FARK? Does management have something to hide?
 
2003-11-13 04:57:30 PM
Well sure, she's no Wynonna, but still
 
2003-11-13 04:57:45 PM
I would hit it, but first I would have to put her in a great big cardboard box and cut a couple of holes in it.
 
2003-11-13 04:57:47 PM
A cross between Monica Lewinski and Rosie O'Donnell.

*shudders*
 
2003-11-13 04:58:03 PM
2003-11-13 04:57:03 PM StrikitRich

LazyC - Your company blocks TSG, but not FARK? Does management have something to hide?

*****************

I was going to ask the same question.
 
2003-11-13 04:58:12 PM
Bud Light was being consumed. The worst part, IMO, is that there was an 18 year old and 19 year old. How farking pathetic do you have to be to make hanging out at teach's house with a 14 and 15 year old seem cool? The 18 year old was hammered!!! That means that he must have thought that that party was rockin!! Weird.
 
2003-11-13 04:58:16 PM
What the hell is a cumpnee? .... OH! You mean company. That sure is cool, how you can replace the letters with other letters but still have the word sound the same.
 
2003-11-13 04:58:52 PM
I got it made, got it made, got it made I'm hot for... Uh .... wait a minute! Give me my pencil back!



OH MY GOD!!!
 
GCD
2003-11-13 04:58:54 PM
MY EYES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY EYES!

ARGHHHH!!!!
 
2003-11-13 04:59:21 PM
TheLazyC
You don't want to see it. Anyone that post it needs to add NSFA(not safe for anyone).
 
2003-11-13 04:59:29 PM
I'd hit it. With my car. Couple of times for good measure.
 
2003-11-13 04:59:31 PM
I laughed my ass off when I heard "Hot For Teacher" on the radio this morning after reading about this yesterday.. Now I'm kind of nauseous.
 
2003-11-13 04:59:41 PM
sheesh. My Gawd. She reminds me of Ms. Chin (is that her name, the small funny asian lady) from Mad TV.
 
2003-11-13 05:00:06 PM
couche

Couch'e \Cou`ch['e]"\ (k??`sh?"), a. [F., p. p. of coucher. See Couch, v. t. ] (Her.) (a) Not erect
LMAO
 
2003-11-13 05:00:08 PM
!=
 
2003-11-13 05:01:08 PM
I think of all the education that I missed
But then, my homework was never quite like this!
 
2003-11-13 05:01:42 PM
My eyes! The goggles -- they do nothing!

[/Rainier Wolfcastle]
 
2003-11-13 05:01:43 PM
it went from an outie to an innie...that ?woman? has ugly saved up for days...aw crap...it just fell off (my pecker, that is)
 
2003-11-13 05:02:01 PM
I wouldn't poon her with a louisville slugger. ick
 
2003-11-13 05:02:06 PM
Booze involved, my 16 year old hormones?

I would have hit that. Probably twice.
 
2003-11-13 05:02:07 PM
WELL, DANG!!

Actually, when I was fourteen we had to settle for a gay guy. Good thing he always passed out before he got a chance to ax us to hold up our ends of the deal.

Huh huh. Ends. Heh.
 
awb
2003-11-13 05:02:49 PM
noit
Isn't it "I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, ..."?
 
2003-11-13 05:02:55 PM
I liked this story better before I knew she looked like Monica Blew-Clintsky
 
2003-11-13 05:03:30 PM
ja_seaton
That's damn funny!

SIT DOWN, WALDO!
 
2003-11-13 05:03:32 PM
Couche:

Since I am in Texas, we say things differently that the rest of the Country, so occasionally I write out phoenetically how our words sound. Company in Texas is pronounced CUMP-nee.

Tell me how you might say something differently in Newfoundland than we say down here...
 
2003-11-13 05:04:13 PM
Teach, can I have another beer? You're still ugly.
 
2003-11-13 05:04:45 PM
Dammit, why the f*ck is it that it's only the ugly people who act horny in public? How come we never hear about a babe doing something like this?

And now, answers to my own questions:

1) Beautiful women are smart enough to market their bodies in the porno industry. That way, they can get naked and get paid for it.

2) Beautiful women have an endless supply of spineless men throwing themselves at their feet so they are not so desperate enough for a good shaggin' that they have to have to resort to praying on hormone drivin' teenagers.
 
2003-11-13 05:05:12 PM
I'd hit it.

so_lonely.
 
2003-11-13 05:05:37 PM
Poor lady. She fulfills every middle schooler's secret fantasy, and is still shown up by a fourteen year old girl. This lady will now officially never ever be the life of any party.
 
2003-11-13 05:05:41 PM
DrunkenLimeyBastard: In French, it also means coat, diaper, miscarriage, and ozone layer.
 
2003-11-13 05:05:53 PM
I would have hit that when I was 14. No porn or beer needed. I would have hit anything remotely human and female back then.

But now, I wouldn't hit that with a borrowed dick!
 
2003-11-13 05:06:13 PM
You know how mug shots make people look like complete garbage.... maybe she cleans up nicely?
 
2003-11-13 05:06:19 PM
TheLaxyC, Miss Swan...
 
2003-11-13 05:06:54 PM
ja_seaton

How could Isave that animated gif to my computer? That is awesome.
 
2003-11-13 05:07:25 PM
Oh.My.God.

Someone hit that picture with the photoshop stick, quick-like, and get me a hottie in her place...PLEASE!
 
2003-11-13 05:07:47 PM
I wonder what her favorite Blue Bell Ice Cream flavor is?
 
2003-11-13 05:07:50 PM
moresugar
If I could have found that picture I wanted to post that quote. The poster of this link should have added the fact that its a trap.
 
2003-11-13 05:08:38 PM
Teenage kids, porn, Bud Light, double bag teacher = Worst Bud Light advertisement ever. I'm switching to Nattie Light now.
 
2003-11-13 05:08:52 PM
The report states that the warrantless search was justified by the observation of an offense being committed. Uh ... what offense? That's some shiatty police reporting right there and maybe a bad search.

Defense lawyers, what say you?
 
2003-11-13 05:08:54 PM
Gag her with the Flag and Do it for the Country!
 
2003-11-13 05:09:08 PM
Cumpnee = Company
NitneLiun = Nittany Lion

GET HOOKED ON PHONICS!
 
2003-11-13 05:09:39 PM
Faxinator: " brap: You melon-humper!"

I've moved on from fruit but the name still fits.
 
2003-11-13 05:11:01 PM
TheLazyC: Newfoundland dialect is very hard to understand. Think Irish, but way worse.
Example: How is everything going?
Newfoundland: How's ya gettin' on b'y?
 
2003-11-13 05:11:10 PM
Yikes.

Though, when you're 14, that becomes hittable.
 
2003-11-13 05:11:25 PM
Damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit, I SOOOOOOOOOOOO wanted her to be hot.
 
2003-11-13 05:12:06 PM
I didn't think Monica Lewinsky could get any fatter but THERE'S the proof...
 
2003-11-13 05:12:31 PM
I would not hit it with a stick
I would not even use your dick
I would not hit this skanky ho
I would not hit it no, no, no
 
2003-11-13 05:13:10 PM
filth
It mentioned in the report that the cop asked one of the attendees how old the obviously drunk person on the cooler was. The attendee said "19". So the cop entered because he saw an offense (underage drinking) being committed. It's a stretch, but would hold up in court. The disappointing part of all this, is that our young drinkers don't know that the correct response to that question is always "22" (21 is too obvious, unless they are 21, then go right ahead).
 
2003-11-13 05:13:25 PM
I would spear the sea cow especially when I was 14.
 
2003-11-13 05:13:49 PM
She looks big enough to keep your nuts off the mattress
 
2003-11-13 05:14:08 PM
I would spear the sea cow especially when I was 14.
 
2003-11-13 05:14:41 PM
Drunken_Limey_Bastard-

They use websense, and I guess Fark is under the Radar for Websense. Only a matter of time I am sure...

So some things are off, some are on. Definitely no sports, or entertainment, but News is ok. Fark front page is available, but I have to click through a page that asks if the postings are "needed for work purposes", which of course, they are. THe contribute to my peace of mind.
 
2003-11-13 05:15:04 PM
Note to self: Stop clicking on TSG Mugshot links. ACK!
 
2003-11-13 05:16:02 PM
All I can say is that I hope that beer tasted pretty damn good.
 
2003-11-13 05:17:15 PM
Very good, Fra_dat_da.
 
2003-11-13 05:17:58 PM
I'd hit it.... with detention
 
2003-11-13 05:18:17 PM
Thanks, w33zel -- like filth, I too was wondering when being white trash (beer cans, wine cooler bottles, heavy cigarette smoke) became probable cause.
 
2003-11-13 05:18:31 PM
Ok she isnt that freaking bad. Compared to alot of TSG "babes" shes a frikkin catch. Lots of bravado in here. Ive seen at least one farkers wife that would make this chick a beauty queen. Better take a look at the family portrait before you talk smack on the trashy pedo teacher...
 
2003-11-13 05:19:12 PM
w33zel, actually, his report says no such thing, probably because, like most beat cops, he's a dreadful writer. However, I suspect that you are right about it holding up, especially after the officer testifies to what he meant to write.
 
2003-11-13 05:19:41 PM
GAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 
2003-11-13 05:20:30 PM
She looks like Horatio Sanz wearing a wig.
 
2003-11-13 05:20:32 PM
Twice even...
 
2003-11-13 05:21:45 PM
remember kids...there's no such thing as an ugly blowjob.
 
2003-11-13 05:21:48 PM
 
2003-11-13 05:21:57 PM
man I could not drink that girl pretty.
 
2003-11-13 05:22:00 PM
I wonder how many bags of dorito's and big mac's were found with the porn, weed, and alcohol.
 
2003-11-13 05:22:24 PM
Ooooooooh,

I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me, she's too fat for me, much too fat for me...
 
2003-11-13 05:22:35 PM
Definitely a trailer park Lewinski, she could probably blow Roger Clinton.
 
2003-11-13 05:23:32 PM
Emperor-Jay
Dammit, why the f*ck is it that it's only the ugly people who act horny in public? How come we never hear about a babe doing something like this?


You've never read the letters in Penthouse?

And here's my addition to your two explanations of why not:
3) A babe might have successfully offered herself to an adult male police officer in exchange for said police officer ignoring the minor (!) violations of the law.
 
2003-11-13 05:23:44 PM
Even at 14 I had some standards....however low they might have been.

I would NOT hit that.
 
2003-11-13 05:23:56 PM
I'd give her alittle Fiddlie Noo!!!
 
2003-11-13 05:23:59 PM
Anyone have the link to the hotties on TSG?

If I remember correctly, there some real hotties there.
 
2003-11-13 05:24:50 PM
mr lawson you must not be trying hard enough - besides all women look the same when you turn them upside down.
 
2003-11-13 05:25:35 PM
I don't know what's funnier - the insults many farkers are throwing at this woman, or the fact that 70% if you will probably end up married to someone who looks like her.
 
2003-11-13 05:26:25 PM
Well this only goes to show that we need to spend more money on teacher salaries. I mean come on, Bud Light? She shold at least have enough class to serve the minors Heineken.
 
2003-11-13 05:26:27 PM
NoAssemblyReqd and that's no joke!
 
2003-11-13 05:26:41 PM
Class is most definitely dismissed!
 
2003-11-13 05:26:44 PM
Ho White and the Seven Teenagers?

There's Horny, Gropey, Drunky, Puberty, Anally, Orally and, everyone's favourite dwarf, Trying-Not-To-Get-Caught-Looking-At-My=Buddy's-Wang-While-He-Buttfarks-The-Tea cher, whom everyone just calls "Closety".
 
2003-11-13 05:26:57 PM
thanks, The_Sofa_of_Death

*backs up two steps, bows to left, right, center, and waves goodbye as I move on to a different thread with, hopefully, some hittable subject matter.
 
2003-11-13 05:27:24 PM
I wish I could know what it's like to be a young, horny male. When I was 14, I would not have hit the male equivalency of her to save my life.
 
2003-11-13 05:27:25 PM
Looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickles.
 
2003-11-13 05:27:28 PM
Crap! I guess it figures it had to be an oinker. Another fantasy shot to hell.

soon, me and the shrink were both jumping up and down yelling kill - - kill
 
2003-11-13 05:28:05 PM
NoAssemblyReqd: these are the same farkers who were telling us the other day they wouldn't hit Paris Hilton.

Everyone's married to a supermodel on the Internet.
 
2003-11-13 05:29:02 PM
steph:

NO YOU DON'T!

Trust me.
 
2003-11-13 05:29:32 PM
Trouble

She looks like Horatio Sanz wearing a wig.

That's an insult to Horatio. He can be quite handsome, really.
 
2003-11-13 05:30:00 PM
She looks more like a cafeteria lady than a teacher.
 
2003-11-13 05:30:30 PM
Very disappointing!
 
2003-11-13 05:30:47 PM
I'd have to see her from the neck down, and then I'll tell you whether I'd "hit it" or not.
 
2003-11-13 05:30:56 PM
damn i wish my teachers were this cool when i was that young...maybe not that ugly tho...
 
2003-11-13 05:31:05 PM
Lots of surf-protection crap use the Cobion filtering service and block tsg using the default settings. Since TSG has been categorized as "Extreme".

Fark is thankfully in:
Search Engines / Web Catalogs / Portals

Hehe.

See:
Check URL and Evil Details for further info. Luckily or unluckily in this case, our admins were understanding of sombody's objections to the ridiculous "extreme" category. Weapons however are still filtered, go figure, we cannot even surf to The Department of Defense, now that makes sense...if you're a commie that is.

Somebody convinced them that it was in the company's best interest to remove the ban on the "extreme" category. Silly willies.
 
2003-11-13 05:31:58 PM
Meh, I'll take one for the team and throw one in her. Ugly chicks work harder.
 
2003-11-13 05:32:52 PM
You know what's sad about my life, considering the drought I'm in now, I wouldn't pass her up if offered. I would of course turn the lights off and double bag it, but I'm not choosy.

Load her up and bring her in, I'm not a picky man...Buuurrrp
Barney
 
2003-11-13 05:33:43 PM
when I was 14/15 I probably would have let her give me head.
 
2003-11-13 05:33:58 PM
There is not enough beer in the world for me to hit that.
 
2003-11-13 05:34:34 PM
At 14 with beer and porn, I would have been hitting it.
 
wil [TotalFark]
2003-11-13 05:35:11 PM
Hot For Teacher?

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
is more like it.
 
2003-11-13 05:36:09 PM
So would I xpostal, so would I. But then again you haven't seen some of the beast I have mounted when I was that age (well a little older)
 
2003-11-13 05:36:16 PM
And, in a related story, only one more required for the TSG ugly mugshot trifecta!
 
2003-11-13 05:37:42 PM
She looks like she ate Monica Lewinsky.
 
2003-11-13 05:37:45 PM
A couple of years ago, I used to get my weiner polished by a girl who looked similar to her, but MUCH UGLIER.

Like metfish13 said, remember kids...there's no such thing as an ugly blowjob.
 
2003-11-13 05:37:54 PM


For those of you who wished she was a hottie...
 
2003-11-13 05:38:21 PM
Just close your eyes and think of Texas, boys!
 
2003-11-13 05:38:36 PM
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who looked at the picture and thought...
"Monica, you've come out from under the desk!!".
 
2003-11-13 05:38:52 PM
my standards aren't that high.
i'd hit it.
infact in a drunken state i probably have.
 
2003-11-13 05:39:27 PM
A couple of years ago, I used to get my weiner polished by a girl who looked similar to her, but MUCH UGLIER.

Like metfish13 said, remember kids...there's no such thing as an ugly blowjob.
 
2003-11-13 05:39:43 PM
revscat, unless that happy place is the Fark Message Board. Gonna be banned from said message board for posting NSFW pics.
 
2003-11-13 05:40:07 PM
Just makes me wonder if she is now going to have to give up her status as "Brenham Fair and Rodeo Queen". "Ms. Lowery, we're gonna need that there tiarra back. And no more free tractor, take the John Deere back Lowes."
 
2003-11-13 05:40:32 PM
gah, I'm an idiot.

girl's still ugly though
 
2003-11-13 05:40:58 PM

I'm most definately NOT HOT for teachah!
 
2003-11-13 05:41:10 PM
Put a flag over her face and "Do it for the Country!"
 
2003-11-13 05:41:15 PM
I was expecting worse, but still not impressed. It is the Bud Light thing that really disappoints me.
 
2003-11-13 05:42:12 PM
ja_seaton thank you I love the animation ... I dont know what to think about that whole situation .. seems moraly off even by my standards ( a 14 year old student when your a twenty seven year old teacher ?) We may need just a little bit more awareness of what the students are doing out over night with a female teacher anyways , where are the parents ? ... :: shakes head ::: .. but then again I bet those kids LOVED extra cedit work and the long study hours ... maybe their future lovers will appreciate the the long hours spent with their noses to the gri...... never mind ..
 
2003-11-13 05:42:22 PM
She'd be hot if she lost 100 pounds, got a new hairstyle, and a completely different face
 
2003-11-13 05:43:09 PM
w33zel, actually, his report says no such thing

It more or less says what w33zel paraphrased: "I asked a male, later identified as suspect #2, [REDACTED], who was sitting on a blue cooler in the living room how old he was, [REDACTED] hesitated and then stated that he was 19 y.o.a. I stepped into the doorway, due to an offense in view, and asked who was in charge of the residence."

I guess maybe the redactions make it not entirely clear who the "he" in "how old he was" is, but in context it seems pretty clear.
 
2003-11-13 05:43:10 PM
'Guess "Midnight Basketball" wins again, eh?
 
2003-11-13 05:43:26 PM
looks like I figured she would
 
2003-11-13 05:43:27 PM
Ahh, to be 14 again, hitting it with teacher. Good times.
 
2003-11-13 05:47:29 PM
 
2003-11-13 05:49:19 PM
As a loser 16-year-old, I wouldn't hit that. And I asked my 14yo cousin, he wouldn't hit that either. People, your memories are going. SHE IS UGLY TO EVERYBODY.

But there's a few reaaaaally hot teachers in my school. The hot substitutes are the best, because you know a) your teacher is absent and b) you have a hot sub.
 
2003-11-13 05:49:52 PM
You know, I'm 28, moderately atttractive, and have good self esteem. I bet though, after a night of porn and Buddy Lights, I'd probably throw one in her. I'd be full of remorse the next day yadda yadda, but we've all been there.

Those of you saying the opposite, I don't buy it. Be realistic.
 
2003-11-13 05:50:04 PM
Looks more like.



Than monica or rosie to me.
 
2003-11-13 05:50:11 PM
lol ProgrammerCat. Just when I had forgotten. I think I'll read the thread again just for kicks.
 
2003-11-13 05:51:04 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2003-11-13 05:51:56 PM
You all are forgetting one thing- mug shots are a horrible representation. Remember what Gary Busey looked like in that hawaiian shirt, all strung out and wild like? He looks nothing like that in real life!

oh wait...
 
2003-11-13 05:52:09 PM
Goddamn right they should arrest her. She made those kids impotent for life. That b*tch needs to kill herself for being so ugly.

I wanted a teacher like the one in Varsity Blues. Goddamn yeah...
 
2003-11-13 05:52:18 PM
Suspended w/ pay isn't so bad (although it's likely she'll be fired soon). That's one benefit of belonging to a union.

When I was suspended for 2 weeks here in North Carolina, the least unionized state in the U.S. of A., it was without pay. I was a state employee and my offense was a lot less fun than this teacher had (while it lasted).
 
2003-11-13 05:53:39 PM
kaduh
She looks big enough to keep your nuts off the mattress

Thank you for the fit of hysterical laughter. That was great!
 
2003-11-13 05:54:27 PM
As I clicked the link I was saying she better be hot, she better be hot, she better be...damnit. Why, oh why
 
2003-11-13 05:57:07 PM
Wouldn't the amount of beer necessary to make it hittable make it impossible to hit anything?
 
2003-11-13 05:57:29 PM
TheConvincingSavant,

Is that your wife?

Yours truly,

GreyA
 
2003-11-13 05:57:33 PM
2003-11-13 05:37:54 PM PhotoCindy
For those of you who wished she was a hottie...


Nice Skills
 
2003-11-13 05:57:40 PM
I'd hit it! Much love for big girls!
 
2003-11-13 05:59:13 PM
FUGLIEST.WOMAN(?).EVER.
 
2003-11-13 05:59:49 PM
"Mmmmoooooo"
 
2003-11-13 06:03:16 PM
fiddlie noo with her = fiddlie MOOO
 
2003-11-13 06:03:20 PM
I can't say for sure, but I am almost positive that is the same teacher that was fired a few years ago from the school I work at for banging students.
 
2003-11-13 06:03:32 PM
I saw someone drink enough alcohol to hit that once. He was hospitalized.
 
2003-11-13 06:03:44 PM
themanfire, oh. OK. My hatred for small-town Texas cops affected my reading comprehension.
 
2003-11-13 06:04:18 PM
Elysium26


Thanks for the props!!! I hoped someone would appreciate it...
 
2003-11-13 06:05:27 PM
If they were hitting it, where's the bag of flour?
 
2003-11-13 06:05:48 PM
Up front...of course I'd hit it. But I'm 59 and lonely as hell. Plus I don't clean-up as good as I use to and it's getting harder to lure 'em any closer now.
 
2003-11-13 06:06:16 PM
PhotoCindy:

Wow, I completely assumed that was just a photo of Tyra. Well done.
 
2003-11-13 06:07:01 PM
ChubFrog:

Hahaaaaaaaaaa!!
 
2003-11-13 06:08:33 PM
gee that one must have really shocked her co-workers at school.
 
2003-11-13 06:09:23 PM
"I immediately observed several Bud Light beer cans..."

It's a scandal!!
Not serving the kids better (Dutch) beer like Grolsch, Heineken, Wieckse Witte, Dommelsch, Bavaria or Amstel!!!!
 
2003-11-13 06:09:49 PM
beer would not get me to hit it- heroin maybe.
 
2003-11-13 06:12:49 PM
sweet jeebus forgive me, but I have dim memories of a time when I woulda hit that and hittit hard. it's female. it's distributing booze. it wants to smoke my pole. YEAH BAYBEE!
 
2003-11-13 06:13:29 PM
Go ugly early

Drink 'til she's pretty.

And no woman is ugly when she's got your bits in her mouth.

misses his old roommate Sean McMaughan the Texas Aggie
 
2003-11-13 06:16:08 PM
suburbanguerilla

beer would not get me to hit it- heroin maybe.

I'd have to snort all of Scarface's (Al Pacino's role, not the rapper) coke stash before I could hit that.
 
2003-11-13 06:16:11 PM
Ehh, it would take a few of them coolers worth of beer and a pep talk from the other guys but why the hell not. Ive done worse.
 
2003-11-13 06:16:53 PM
The sad part is that Brenham is nothing more than a piss stop between Houston and Austin and now that she is in jail, 20% of the available single women are off the market. Oh wait, she is a fatty, better make that 40%.
 
2003-11-13 06:17:30 PM
...maybe they could convince me of something about "taking one for the team".
 
2003-11-13 06:18:24 PM
I'd hit it, especially drunk and horny virgin teenager, hell i didnt have sex till i was 18 so at 14 a definete hell yes.
 
JPN
2003-11-13 06:18:31 PM
oink oink oink
 
2003-11-13 06:18:42 PM
She's not THAT ugly. Better than about 60% of the female teachers I've had, at least before college. Certainly younger than most.
 
2003-11-13 06:21:40 PM
Still getting paid!
If it was a male teacher . .
(Even if the students were still boys.)

Still, it's undoubtedly the typical "I wouldn't hit that with your dick" reactions, as seen above, that makes this woman so lonely that she resorts to partying with her students. If this woman was getting a vigorous, regular hosing from a real man, she would probably feel good enough about herself to loose some of that weight and keep her hands off the little boys.
 
2003-11-13 06:22:07 PM
What, I jump on this thread this late and there aren't yet any comparisons to Margaret Cho?

Obvious
 
2003-11-13 06:23:13 PM
She got marks from were people have been touching her with the ten foot pole.



Thanks lary the cable guy for the quote.
 
2003-11-13 06:26:05 PM
shouldn'tt this have a Hero tag?
 
2003-11-13 06:27:01 PM
Ah, High School. The beer, the porn the teacher gang bang. Good times, good times
 
2003-11-13 06:27:39 PM
I have a pic of a former teacher of mine that not only banged one of my best friends but also had me come over to her house and take semi-nude pics of her. I don't know how to put a pic up here though.

Fark a Duckk
 
2003-11-13 06:27:50 PM
I was about to thank PhotoCindy for the hottie, but then lordargent had to spoil everything but posting Roseanne.

[/pardon me while I go hurl...]
 
2003-11-13 06:28:03 PM
She's on the plump side but there is still a pleasing hint of the slut about her.
 
2003-11-13 06:29:14 PM
Nanoo
If this woman was getting a vigorous, regular hosing from a real man, she would probably feel good enough about herself to loose some of that weight and keep her hands off the little boys.

Are you volunteering? I sure as hell ain't. Someone needs to take one for the team.
 
2003-11-13 06:29:14 PM
Also, at 14 I would've hit a snake if someone had held it straight for me (of course, I was in Hawaii then where there are no snakes).
 
2003-11-13 06:31:39 PM
 
2003-11-13 06:31:52 PM
She looks a bit like the naked jumping jacks in front oh her daughters freinds, mom. And my eyesight was just recovering
 
2003-11-13 06:33:26 PM
 
2003-11-13 06:34:00 PM
Anyone got a can of mace I can spray my eyes with?
 
2003-11-13 06:34:38 PM
we want hot teacher chicks like this pretty lady
------------------------------------------------------>

Otherwise, my humble admins, you must not allow anymore unfappalicous TSG mugshots. Tis for the good of fark.

ps. ex-nay on the askmen links.
 
2003-11-13 06:35:30 PM


It's the teacher's face. Get it? Oh well. The last image was farked, so this one probably will be, too!!
 
2003-11-13 06:35:53 PM
Mom?!!
 
2003-11-13 06:36:06 PM
sorry for the repeats, hopefully this works...

 
2003-11-13 06:36:50 PM
OK, I'll say it outright. I think she's cute. Nice hair. Could lose some pounds and be a real babe.

My guess for the behavior is that she was abused at some point in her young life.
 
2003-11-13 06:37:14 PM
fat girls = oral fixation.

It's pretty simple actually.
 
2003-11-13 06:37:36 PM
FAT and UGLY....gee what a surprise
 
2003-11-13 06:38:25 PM
trancemission

What, I jump on this thread this late and there aren't yet any comparisons to Margaret Cho?

Margaret Cho's better looking, funnier, and openly bisexual.
 
2003-11-13 06:38:26 PM
GOD DAMN farkING PIECE OF farkING CRAP shiat farkING ASSHOLE farkING DAMMIT CRAPHOLE, ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.

I soooo wanted her to be farking hot!! is that too much to farking ask?!
 
2003-11-13 06:41:07 PM
Thanks, PhotoCindy, and my apologies for not recognizing a first-class p-shop job.
 
2003-11-13 06:41:24 PM
Face it. When you're a 14 year old boy, you'd do a blacksnake if somebody stretched it out and pulled it's teeth. (okay, in this piglet's case, it would take a lot more beer than a liver or bladder could handle..) How much flour did they have to roll her in to find a wet spot?

There's a difference between overweight and attractive and fat and slobby looking.. JEEZ!

Have a good one all...
 
2003-11-13 06:41:26 PM
Actually Phineas, I'm eyeing my daughter's teacher.
She's early thirties, blonde, hazel eyes. Very yummy.

Just because I think I know what screws-up women, I don't even imagine I know how to fix them.
 
2003-11-13 06:41:39 PM
Pilikia

SWEET! Is that a picture of Jimmy at the police lineup when he realized what he had tagged?
 
2003-11-13 06:43:05 PM
often, fugly = vagititis

but there is a hint of psycho in her eyes that freaks me out...
 
2003-11-13 06:43:32 PM
C'mon--give the teacher some credit...she at least looks better than Wynonna Judd!
 
2003-11-13 06:44:58 PM
"Ok, boys and girls, we are going to learn some safety tips. First on the list is BEER GOGGLES."
 
2003-11-13 06:48:17 PM
so many shattered dreams after seeing the pic...
 
2003-11-13 06:49:31 PM
To hit or not to hit. That seems to be the question.
 
2003-11-13 06:49:54 PM
She's a 2 at 10 and.... well, she's still a 2 at 2
 
2003-11-13 06:51:04 PM
... I don't feel tardy ...
 
2003-11-13 06:51:52 PM
PhotoCindy
"It's the teacher's face. Get it?"

Ooooh.. didn't notice. I was looking at her boobs.
 
2003-11-13 06:54:22 PM
I wonder if she is going to get overtime for teaching sex-ed?
 
2003-11-13 06:55:54 PM
I'd still hit it with a yard stick.
 
2003-11-13 06:59:53 PM
OMFG. What is wrong with kids nowadays...
 
2003-11-13 07:03:40 PM
GAH!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT????
 
2003-11-13 07:03:55 PM
I think it is obvious that this is actually Rosie Odonnell and she was celebrating her court non-victory...
 
2003-11-13 07:05:55 PM
msw-mojo has it right... fat girls = oral fixation.

I got the best bj of my life from a fat chick...but I still wouldn't throw her a bone.
 
2003-11-13 07:06:25 PM
Beer Goggles can make a teenager do horrible horrible things.........Bet they cry themselves to sleep at night over this
 
2003-11-13 07:08:03 PM
I wouldn't touch her with your dick
 
2003-11-13 07:09:11 PM
For those of you who support human cloning, this is what happens when you leave the new guy alone in a room with Monica and Rosie's genes. Cloning is bad!
 
2003-11-13 07:09:18 PM
I thought you shouldn't handle heavy machinary while under the influence of any substance.
 
2003-11-13 07:09:40 PM
Hey, you know what- Im a Farker who regularly chastises other Farkers for saying I would definitely not hit it, Shes so ugly, etc. But thats when you have a bunch of idiots saying they would not hit Lucy Liu or Britney Spears or some other hottie that they might happen to find annoying for some other reason.

But come on- This is not the same thing- youre comparing apples to oranges folks. Or more like comparing apples to burlap sacks of shredded orange pulpy bits left to decay in the sun for three months.

Shes grossbuckets, I know it and you know it. It wouldnt be Fark if we didnt say so.
 
2003-11-13 07:10:53 PM
I see no resemblance at all to Monica. Maybe a really pissed Rosie.

And please, tell me what the farking deal is with the TOO DARK LIP LINER??
 
2003-11-13 07:13:44 PM
Whats that spot under her chin?

Oh yeah its a 10 Ft. pole mark.

Ugly pig
 
2003-11-13 07:13:52 PM
It's the teacher's face. Get it? Oh well.

It looks more like about 80% of the teacher's face, actually. Would that it were so easy to lose the extra in real life. However, like Akuinnen, I was too busy looking at her boobies the first time. Kudos to you, PhotoCindy! Kudos!
 
2003-11-13 07:13:57 PM
http://www.ratemyteachers.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=612745

Niiiice job farkers. Another innocent website takes it in the tonsils courtesy of the farker nation.
 
2003-11-13 07:15:57 PM
One word.

Fugly.
 
2003-11-13 07:16:18 PM
ya know all the teen do0ds were there just hoping to get some head from her....
 
2003-11-13 07:16:46 PM
another in a long line of smoking gun "hotties"

lmfao
 
2003-11-13 07:17:46 PM
Ok,
Look at her. She is chubby, not great makeup and sort of trying to hard. In highschool, 10 years ago, she was chubby, not great makeup and trying to hard.

So...jump forward, she finally figures out how to get a highschool boy to "go out with her". She gives them beer and porn. She couldn't get that when she was a student, but as a teacher she can score.
 
2003-11-13 07:18:57 PM
I saw much worse get rode in college. Real popular at 2am. Of course I never..........
 
2003-11-13 07:21:26 PM
She is actually alot better looking than I was expecting, so I was pleasantly surprised.

Still wouldn't hit it, but I'd let her suck it.
 
2003-11-13 07:24:19 PM
Lowery! has any body seen Shelly Lowery?

obscure
 
2003-11-13 07:29:12 PM
LionHound

In a few more years you'll be able to surf the Net with your personal wireless device that you brought to work with you and see all the "extreme" stuff you want.

Until then, you pretty much have to live with the restrictions. That said, any company that would insist on filtering my Internet access would have one strike against them in any decision I made regarding a long term employment relationship. If there were a way to discretely let management know that, and others feel the same way too, my guess is something might get done about it. Then again if they are "corporate" enough, they'll just replace anyone who moves on with an imported Indian guy from New Delhi, and not gives a rat's ass what you think.

--h
 
2003-11-13 07:31:33 PM
Guys,

Don't forget what beer can achieve


http://members.aol.com/matt999h/beer.htm
 
2003-11-13 07:32:10 PM
Where are the MARTHA STEWART MUGSHOTS? dammit
 
2003-11-13 07:32:17 PM
I would NOT hit that.

...unless she had a fat sack of hydro.

...and if she had some good Silvia Saint pr0n.
 
2003-11-13 07:35:58 PM
I would hit it.

Of course after being married for 17 years and hitting the same 3 holes the entire time, I would also screw the crack of dawn.
br>Or a small alligator if someone would hold its tail...
 
2003-11-13 07:39:36 PM
Human trash.. even if she was hot looking.
 
2003-11-13 07:41:15 PM
Sad. Sounds like she wasn't even able to get high school boys interested before the cops showed up.
 
2003-11-13 07:46:27 PM
I can't tell if I'd hit it or not, no boobies in picture.
 
2003-11-13 07:48:18 PM
The face is not what I expected. Some huge boobies would definitely make up for that though.
 
2003-11-13 07:49:41 PM
Dear lord, it's a slightly thinner Rosie O'Donnel! I would have thought that one was enough for this poor, overtaxed world, but no...
 
2003-11-13 07:49:59 PM
i like how most of you say you would hit it, but in reality if she asked you and gave you beer and pr0n you would, how many "oh noes i would not hit that" have actually hit anything besides themselves
 
2003-11-13 07:54:37 PM
Just a working theory here, but I'm guessing that teacher was looking for a Penthouse moment and never got around to it, because everyone was too busy drinking (in her case to get her courage up). Lucky to get away with minor charges. Doubtful she'll be working for that school system again and will probably have difficulty getting a job elsewhere.

At 14, I would have probably tried to hit it, but been so nervous I couldn't get up, maybe after some more "liquid courage" I would have gotten around to it finally, but it would have been a lackluster 5 minutes for her.

At 19, I would have had a few drinks, then a few more drinks, decided she had a nice mouth, got some oral and hit it after.

At 28 (her age)...probably would not have hit it. Unless I was lonely and *way* drunk.

At 40...if I don't know about this little "shindig" she might make an interesting project. Needy and attention starved, which means she'd be putty in my hands....*evil grin*

Interesting how your perspective changes with time.

--h
 
2003-11-13 07:55:05 PM
it's called "The Lewinsky Syndrome"
 
2003-11-13 07:56:01 PM
Cyberluddite,

I certainly would not hit that Monica Lewinski look-alike, but I'll guarantee you that, as a 14-year-old boy, I would have hit her or any other female who would have let me. And so would all of you when you were 14.

You win this thread. Hands-down.

Anything after my post is irrelevant.
 
2003-11-13 08:00:07 PM
at least they could have photoshopped her for our fantasies sake. DAMN.

Hell I used paint

 
2003-11-13 08:02:05 PM
I'll be one of the people to admit it. At 14 I would have hit it. Hell at 14 when I went to my friends house the fish stopped swimming. She might even be hitable now, it's a mug shot, she might clean up well.
 
2003-11-13 08:02:36 PM
When I first head about this, I pictured my 9th grade english teacher. She was hot. Now this....ughh
 
2003-11-13 08:03:06 PM
Did we NOT see this coming?
Did we expect her to be drop dead gorgeous?
Please....
 
2003-11-13 08:05:20 PM
Gah, I wouldn't hit that... maybe in another 40 years when I turn 60 I would...

Just looking at that picture and thinking of hitting it makes my nuts cry out in pain.
 
2003-11-13 08:10:44 PM
FAT
 
2003-11-13 08:18:53 PM
I can see why she had so much beer present...
 
2003-11-13 08:24:50 PM
She's not that bad. You fking nerds would code it, as would I.
 
2003-11-13 08:25:05 PM
proteus_theta wins
 
2003-11-13 08:32:49 PM
LMAO. Ok I'll join in...

AAAGGGGHHHHHHH! NOOO! There goes my mental image. Damn you smoking gun!

As for her.. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
 
2003-11-13 08:42:16 PM
That's why god invented beer and drugs, so fat heifers like Shelly could get laid too! Still she sets a terrible example as a teacher of young minds. She needs be punished to the max the law will allow, that'll learn her!!
 
2003-11-13 08:44:56 PM
nasty...

just farkin' nasty...
 
2003-11-13 08:54:17 PM
SHE'S NEVER GOING TO LIVE THIS DOWN!!!!!!!

phew, that was a close one
 
2003-11-13 09:08:14 PM
OMFG! Mrs. Lowery was my 2nd grade teacher!

Oh, that's a different Mrs. Lowery.
 
2003-11-13 09:10:35 PM
ja_seaton

That is the best gif i have see i a long time!
That teacher (hippo) looks like my my sixth grade teacher that used to put here boobs in my face every day. When I got to jr. high she was knocked up by this kid in eigth grade.
 
2003-11-13 09:27:59 PM
Why? Why in the name of anything are all the women who do things like this or testify against pornography such absolutely disgusting lumps of human flesh?
 
2003-11-13 09:36:41 PM
I hit it... with a sledgehammer
 
2003-11-13 09:37:20 PM
Oh wait, nevermind someone already has...
 
2003-11-13 09:48:56 PM
not hot for teacher....

:P
 
2003-11-13 09:48:59 PM
I'd hit it now although I'd probably try to keep my firends from finding out - at 16 I'd have wanted to announce it over the school PA.
 
2003-11-13 09:55:45 PM


I would not touch that with a 10 meter cattle prod

Sorry ... Ghostbusters refrence from the 1st one
 
2003-11-13 10:42:41 PM
Gawd, not only are kids dumber than ever, they're blind too.
 
2003-11-13 10:42:56 PM
Wow...I am so dissapointed.
 
2003-11-13 10:47:35 PM
Used to work children's Mental Health in Brenham...my work is done here.
 
SGF
2003-11-13 10:56:04 PM
Add me to the list of those who would hit it.

** just on principle
 
2003-11-13 10:58:39 PM
Are you sure there weren't a bunch of empty kegs layin around
 
2003-11-13 11:07:40 PM
How can she afford that much beer on a teacher's salary?
 
2003-11-13 11:29:54 PM
I would definitely NOT have hit that when I was 14. I didn't even hit myself. Err, would you call that hitting? I don't get it.
 
2003-11-14 12:03:24 AM
I would have gone to that party. Beer, porn and a guaranteed A++ on my English exam? Rock!
 
2003-11-14 12:20:00 AM
What a farking ugly biatch. I would so not hit it.
 
2003-11-14 12:21:41 AM
Damn what a skanky looking biatch. I would never hit it. I might let her suck me off if I was drunk enough, though.
 
2003-11-14 12:25:17 AM
Not as good as I hoped, but nowhere near as bad as I feared.
 
2003-11-14 12:27:19 AM
ewwwwww, that is so gross. WOOF!
 
2003-11-14 12:31:15 AM
I so farking knew it!
 
2003-11-14 12:35:34 AM
As a 14 year old I so would have hit it.
 
2003-11-14 12:38:31 AM
I am so pleased with the general reaction to the mugshot. Did anyone actually think she might be a hot teacher for Randy's sake?
 
2003-11-14 12:44:46 AM
This is hilarious, in most of the boobies threads you see "I wouldn't hit it", when the chicks are actually decent to hot, and for this everyone's all "I'd hit it" lol.
 
2003-11-14 01:21:37 AM
She should SOOO be hotter.
 
2003-11-14 01:48:51 AM
dont have it made, dont have it made, dont have it made. im not hot for teacher.
 
2003-11-14 02:40:22 AM
Uglier Margaret Cho!
 
2003-11-14 03:10:02 AM
I'd hit it. Only to blackmail her for money, not having to attend class, and possibly more beer and porn.

ok, so I wouldn't hit it, but I still think my plan is pretty cool
 
2003-11-14 03:23:34 AM
If I was 14 years old and drunk, I'd hit it. Its still better than being a virgin.

Its like my uncle said: 'Drink til' she's pretty'
 
2003-11-14 04:12:23 AM
LOL

I was expecting as much
 
2003-11-14 07:26:46 AM
God bless the smoking gun!

I wouldn't even go remotely near that "woman" even if it would get me a A+ for the year.
 
2003-11-14 07:56:00 AM
For the record, I too would definitely not hit it.
 
2003-11-14 08:23:55 AM
Sorry, have to repeat what everyone else has already said.

A: That story was so much better yesterday.
B: I think if I was my 13-year-old self, I would probably have hit it.
C: I would still be in therapy today.
 
2003-11-14 08:42:55 AM
I always wondered what happened to that woman - Ms. Lewinski...
 
2003-11-14 09:50:07 AM
where the hell were the teachers like this when I was in school?
 
2003-11-14 10:26:14 AM
I don't think you're allowed to say anything bad about teachers....I think it's in the constitution.....no, the Ten Commandments.

Thou shalt not question a teacher's methodology or effectiveness for thou art not a teacher and hence dumb and stupid and are probably going to hell.

Hey, it's not my word....it's Gods.
 
2003-11-14 11:25:49 AM
Emperor-Jay, please refer to the Paris Hilton Sex Tape, or Pam and Tommy, or Ms. Spears striptease routines in London nightclubs.
 
2003-11-14 11:38:51 AM
OK, a little late to finally comment, but where are the parents on this one? 7 kids?
 
2003-11-14 11:57:07 AM
Negatory! We are not go for launch -- repeat, we are no-go for launch!
 
2003-11-14 12:21:12 PM
lepermassiah

With your modifications, she looks more like a man dressing in drag.
 
2003-11-14 01:11:17 PM
GUH-ROSS!
 
2003-11-14 03:22:09 PM
GOO
 
2003-11-14 05:22:29 PM
Shameless goat farker
Add me to the list of those who would hit it.

** just on principle


Why? She's not a shameless goat. Now, if you called yourself Shameless Elephant Farker...
 
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