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(The Smoking Gun)   Mugshot of the 28-year-old female teacher found with beer, porn and seven teenagers at her place   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 330
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2003-11-13 04:57:45 PM  
I would hit it, but first I would have to put her in a great big cardboard box and cut a couple of holes in it.
 
2003-11-13 04:57:47 PM  
A cross between Monica Lewinski and Rosie O'Donnell.

*shudders*
 
2003-11-13 04:58:03 PM  
2003-11-13 04:57:03 PM StrikitRich

LazyC - Your company blocks TSG, but not FARK? Does management have something to hide?

*****************

I was going to ask the same question.
 
2003-11-13 04:58:12 PM  
Bud Light was being consumed. The worst part, IMO, is that there was an 18 year old and 19 year old. How farking pathetic do you have to be to make hanging out at teach's house with a 14 and 15 year old seem cool? The 18 year old was hammered!!! That means that he must have thought that that party was rockin!! Weird.
 
2003-11-13 04:58:16 PM  
What the hell is a cumpnee? .... OH! You mean company. That sure is cool, how you can replace the letters with other letters but still have the word sound the same.
 
2003-11-13 04:58:52 PM  
I got it made, got it made, got it made I'm hot for... Uh .... wait a minute! Give me my pencil back!



OH MY GOD!!!
 
GCD
2003-11-13 04:58:54 PM  
MY EYES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY EYES!

ARGHHHH!!!!
 
2003-11-13 04:59:21 PM  
TheLazyC
You don't want to see it. Anyone that post it needs to add NSFA(not safe for anyone).
 
2003-11-13 04:59:29 PM  
I'd hit it. With my car. Couple of times for good measure.
 
2003-11-13 04:59:31 PM  
I laughed my ass off when I heard "Hot For Teacher" on the radio this morning after reading about this yesterday.. Now I'm kind of nauseous.
 
2003-11-13 04:59:41 PM  
sheesh. My Gawd. She reminds me of Ms. Chin (is that her name, the small funny asian lady) from Mad TV.
 
2003-11-13 05:00:06 PM  
couche

Couch'e \Cou`ch['e]"\ (k??`sh?"), a. [F., p. p. of coucher. See Couch, v. t. ] (Her.) (a) Not erect
LMAO
 
2003-11-13 05:00:08 PM  
!=
 
2003-11-13 05:01:08 PM  
I think of all the education that I missed
But then, my homework was never quite like this!
 
2003-11-13 05:01:42 PM  
My eyes! The goggles -- they do nothing!

[/Rainier Wolfcastle]
 
2003-11-13 05:01:43 PM  
it went from an outie to an innie...that ?woman? has ugly saved up for days...aw crap...it just fell off (my pecker, that is)
 
2003-11-13 05:02:01 PM  
I wouldn't poon her with a louisville slugger. ick
 
2003-11-13 05:02:06 PM  
Booze involved, my 16 year old hormones?

I would have hit that. Probably twice.
 
2003-11-13 05:02:07 PM  
WELL, DANG!!

Actually, when I was fourteen we had to settle for a gay guy. Good thing he always passed out before he got a chance to ax us to hold up our ends of the deal.

Huh huh. Ends. Heh.
 
awb
2003-11-13 05:02:49 PM  
noit
Isn't it "I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, ..."?
 
2003-11-13 05:02:55 PM  
I liked this story better before I knew she looked like Monica Blew-Clintsky
 
2003-11-13 05:03:30 PM  
ja_seaton
That's damn funny!

SIT DOWN, WALDO!
 
2003-11-13 05:03:32 PM  
Couche:

Since I am in Texas, we say things differently that the rest of the Country, so occasionally I write out phoenetically how our words sound. Company in Texas is pronounced CUMP-nee.

Tell me how you might say something differently in Newfoundland than we say down here...
 
2003-11-13 05:04:13 PM  
Teach, can I have another beer? You're still ugly.
 
2003-11-13 05:04:45 PM  
Dammit, why the f*ck is it that it's only the ugly people who act horny in public? How come we never hear about a babe doing something like this?

And now, answers to my own questions:

1) Beautiful women are smart enough to market their bodies in the porno industry. That way, they can get naked and get paid for it.

2) Beautiful women have an endless supply of spineless men throwing themselves at their feet so they are not so desperate enough for a good shaggin' that they have to have to resort to praying on hormone drivin' teenagers.
 
2003-11-13 05:05:12 PM  
I'd hit it.

so_lonely.
 
2003-11-13 05:05:37 PM  
Poor lady. She fulfills every middle schooler's secret fantasy, and is still shown up by a fourteen year old girl. This lady will now officially never ever be the life of any party.
 
2003-11-13 05:05:41 PM  
DrunkenLimeyBastard: In French, it also means coat, diaper, miscarriage, and ozone layer.
 
2003-11-13 05:05:53 PM  
I would have hit that when I was 14. No porn or beer needed. I would have hit anything remotely human and female back then.

But now, I wouldn't hit that with a borrowed dick!
 
2003-11-13 05:06:13 PM  
You know how mug shots make people look like complete garbage.... maybe she cleans up nicely?
 
2003-11-13 05:06:19 PM  
TheLaxyC, Miss Swan...
 
2003-11-13 05:06:54 PM  
ja_seaton

How could Isave that animated gif to my computer? That is awesome.
 
2003-11-13 05:07:25 PM  
Oh.My.God.

Someone hit that picture with the photoshop stick, quick-like, and get me a hottie in her place...PLEASE!
 
2003-11-13 05:07:47 PM  
I wonder what her favorite Blue Bell Ice Cream flavor is?
 
2003-11-13 05:07:50 PM  
moresugar
If I could have found that picture I wanted to post that quote. The poster of this link should have added the fact that its a trap.
 
2003-11-13 05:08:38 PM  
Teenage kids, porn, Bud Light, double bag teacher = Worst Bud Light advertisement ever. I'm switching to Nattie Light now.
 
2003-11-13 05:08:52 PM  
The report states that the warrantless search was justified by the observation of an offense being committed. Uh ... what offense? That's some shiatty police reporting right there and maybe a bad search.

Defense lawyers, what say you?
 
2003-11-13 05:08:54 PM  
Gag her with the Flag and Do it for the Country!
 
2003-11-13 05:09:08 PM  
Cumpnee = Company
NitneLiun = Nittany Lion

GET HOOKED ON PHONICS!
 
2003-11-13 05:09:39 PM  
Faxinator: " brap: You melon-humper!"

I've moved on from fruit but the name still fits.
 
2003-11-13 05:11:01 PM  
TheLazyC: Newfoundland dialect is very hard to understand. Think Irish, but way worse.
Example: How is everything going?
Newfoundland: How's ya gettin' on b'y?
 
2003-11-13 05:11:10 PM  
Yikes.

Though, when you're 14, that becomes hittable.
 
2003-11-13 05:11:25 PM  
Damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit, I SOOOOOOOOOOOO wanted her to be hot.
 
2003-11-13 05:12:06 PM  
I didn't think Monica Lewinsky could get any fatter but THERE'S the proof...
 
2003-11-13 05:12:31 PM  
I would not hit it with a stick
I would not even use your dick
I would not hit this skanky ho
I would not hit it no, no, no
 
2003-11-13 05:13:10 PM  
filth
It mentioned in the report that the cop asked one of the attendees how old the obviously drunk person on the cooler was. The attendee said "19". So the cop entered because he saw an offense (underage drinking) being committed. It's a stretch, but would hold up in court. The disappointing part of all this, is that our young drinkers don't know that the correct response to that question is always "22" (21 is too obvious, unless they are 21, then go right ahead).
 
2003-11-13 05:13:25 PM  
I would spear the sea cow especially when I was 14.
 
2003-11-13 05:13:49 PM  
She looks big enough to keep your nuts off the mattress
 
2003-11-13 05:14:08 PM  
I would spear the sea cow especially when I was 14.
 
2003-11-13 05:14:41 PM  
Drunken_Limey_Bastard-

They use websense, and I guess Fark is under the Radar for Websense. Only a matter of time I am sure...

So some things are off, some are on. Definitely no sports, or entertainment, but News is ok. Fark front page is available, but I have to click through a page that asks if the postings are "needed for work purposes", which of course, they are. THe contribute to my peace of mind.
 
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