And next from the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation: Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses! Designed to help the wearer develop a relaxed attitude to danger. The lenses turn completely black at the first hint of trouble, thus preventing the wearer from seeing anything that might alarm him/her/it!

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Things you don't want to see, like armadillos crossing the road?

StrikitRich: Things you don't want to see, like armadillos crossing the road?

Or the newest Michael Bay movie?

Can I get a screen which auto-dims fa....oh hell no, you'll just post pics in here.

Well then I'm selling my stock in Eye Bleach Inc.

Nailed in the Boobies.

can the computer turn them on all the time?

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can the computer turn them on all the time?

Dunno about the computer, but I'm turned on.

Or, you could dim your brights, slow down, and drive like a grown-up.

"See, I'm a visionary. I'm ahead of my time. Trouble is, I'm only about an hour and a half ahead. Here's a good idea. A light bulb that only shines on things worth looking at. Yeah, too idealistic. Never make any money on a thing like that."

-George Carlin

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Or, you could dim your brights, slow down, and drive like a grown-up.

You're from CT and you've never driven in heavy snow at night? I've been in plenty of storms where even 20mph was a pain in the ass from the thick cloud of large flakes obstructing the view. Something like this, even if it only filtered out the closest flakes would be pretty nice.

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Or, you could dim your brights, slow down, and drive like a grown-up.

You're from CT and you've never driven in heavy snow at night? I've been in plenty of storms where even 20mph was a pain in the ass from the thick cloud of large flakes obstructing the view. Something like this, even if it only filtered out the closest flakes would be pretty nice.

In drivers ed, we were taught to dim our brights, slow down, and drive like grown-ups. That's worked fine for me for many years, and it should work for anyone capable of fulfilling those three actions. Which I concede isn't everyone.

I don't deny that these magic headlamps may improve visibility, and I certainly welcome anything that may improve safety. But I've noted that by far the single most dangerous thing in driving is drivers. My point isn't that these are useless, but that anyone who thinks they're essential may have unsafe habits already, and anyone who thinks they're going to solve the problem is almost certainly mistaken: the biggest problem, as it is most of the time, is people. And technology alone can't fix that.

No Sarah Connor?

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: My point isn't that these are useless, but that anyone who thinks they're essential may have unsafe habits already, and anyone who thinks they're going to solve the problem is almost certainly mistaken:

I read it, and the first thought that came to my mind was "ohh great, more expensive shiat to break".

// next up, headlights bright enough to evaporate raindrops.

lordargent: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: My point isn't that these are useless, but that anyone who thinks they're essential may have unsafe habits already, and anyone who thinks they're going to solve the problem is almost certainly mistaken:

I read it, and the first thought that came to my mind was "ohh great, more expensive shiat to break".

// next up, headlights bright enough to evaporate raindrops.

I could go for those. Bet they'd burn out the sensors in cops' LIDAR guns...