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(Geekologie)   Scientists pinpoint gene responsible for breast size. Just let that one sink in for a minute   (geekologie.com) divider line 427
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2012-07-06 01:13:33 PM  
as a guy married to a very slim, yet uber curvy Latina (34G, sometimes I do believe in a god)...I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Has pics, but not sharing b/c loading them up will lead me to fap at work, and they just shampooed my the carpet in my office
//Boobies
 
2012-07-06 01:13:45 PM  
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2012-07-06 01:14:01 PM  
Is this the official Friday boob thread?

/not an official bookmark
 
2012-07-06 01:14:22 PM  
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2012-07-06 01:14:41 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img140.imageshack.us image 480x640]


She looks familiar...
 
2012-07-06 01:15:00 PM  
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Well, ok. since you asked....
 
2012-07-06 01:15:05 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img688.imageshack.us image 640x856]


I'd just like to say your contributions are what make Fark great.
 
2012-07-06 01:15:58 PM  

regindyn: I'd just like to say your contributions are what make Fark great.


This ones for you!

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2012-07-06 01:16:33 PM  
NOBODY wants to wait 18 years and 9 months for a reservation, so what's the point for my generation?
Damn kids have all the fun
lawn, etc
 
2012-07-06 01:16:35 PM  
fullmetalpatriotblog.com

fullmetalpatriotblog.com
 
2012-07-06 01:16:35 PM  
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2012-07-06 01:17:22 PM  
A yes, a thread full of pictures of women with fake boobs in an article about real boobs. Nice.
 
2012-07-06 01:17:35 PM  
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2012-07-06 01:17:57 PM  

factoryconnection: Once this goes commercial, folks, I'd wait a decade or two before advising anyone you care about into this "natural" augmentation. There are all sorts of revolutionary genetic and stem cell trials out there that have produced amazing results. Amazing results, that is, and cancer.


So what you're saying is that this could result in a race of large-breasted women who die before they reach the age of 40 (i.e. the "hag" years)?

I'm sure there's a downside somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it is...
 
2012-07-06 01:18:12 PM  
Freeze me now, thaw me out in 35 years.
 
2012-07-06 01:18:22 PM  

degenerate-afro: A yes, a thread full of pictures of women with fake boobs in an article about real boobs. Nice.


img402.imageshack.us

not fake
 
2012-07-06 01:18:39 PM  
THE FUTURE IS HERE!
 
2012-07-06 01:18:56 PM  
um, hi what's going on in here?
 
2012-07-06 01:18:57 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: degenerate-afro: A yes, a thread full of pictures of women with fake boobs in an article about real boobs. Nice.

[img402.imageshack.us image 468x720]

not fake


also in all of her pics...not legal...not even near legal.
 
2012-07-06 01:19:31 PM  
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2012-07-06 01:19:44 PM  
hiboobs.com

What? You don't like Pam Grier? Well fark you bub. Me loves me some Foxy!
 
2012-07-06 01:20:19 PM  
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2012-07-06 01:20:26 PM  
ah boobies... welcome to friday
 
2012-07-06 01:20:54 PM  
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2012-07-06 01:21:33 PM  

FinFangFark: as a guy married to a very slim, yet uber curvy Latina (34G, sometimes I do believe in a god)...I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


Married to a slim girl with 34H. Definitely genetic.

So....should we start a club or something? I guess we could call it a "Support Group." Discuss the money they spend on bras, how many other guys we catch staring at them a day, etc?
 
2012-07-06 01:21:36 PM  

unlikely: You can't genetically change anyone who's already been born.
I doubt anyone above the trailer trash level will be genetically altering their baby daughters for bigger boobies.


How about gene therapy, injecting a retrovirus containing the "gozongas" alleles for these genes to rewrite a portion of the existing cells and resulting in substantial growth.
 
2012-07-06 01:23:30 PM  
i50.tinypic.com

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-06 01:23:44 PM  
Still no cure for--

"In addition, two of these markers have previously been associated with breast cancer risk. This suggests some of the same biological pathways underlie both normal breast growth and breast cancer"

Hmm, interesting.
 
2012-07-06 01:24:36 PM  

Beerguy: Higgs Boson... shmoson

THIS is a Scientific discovery!!!



gergo.erdi.hu
 
2012-07-06 01:25:30 PM  
It's Friday already?
 
2012-07-06 01:25:44 PM  
 
2012-07-06 01:26:01 PM  
First, the bit about the talking urinal cakes was funnier. Second, at the risk of ruining the thread for the males present, I'd be far more interested in the gene/s for milk production. Why are some women unable to breastfeed? Why was I barely able to feed my two babies with none to spare and a complete failure to ever pump and store any extra milk? Why are some women able to nurse their own child, nurse yours while you go to the grocery store, donate to preemie nurseries, and put gallons of extra milk in the freezer?

I would have loved to have been able to donate milk to premature babies who really, really needed it.
 
2012-07-06 01:26:30 PM  
byroncrawford.typepad.com

www.cosmid.net
 
2012-07-06 01:26:43 PM  
EUGENICS NOW
 
2012-07-06 01:27:00 PM  

The Bird Is The Word: FinFangFark: as a guy married to a very slim, yet uber curvy Latina (34G, sometimes I do believe in a god)...I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Married to a slim girl with 34H. Definitely genetic.

So....should we start a club or something? I guess we could call it a "Support Group." Discuss the money they spend on bras, how many other guys we catch staring at them a day, etc?


seriously man. my wife is 5' and 115 (I always say 40 of it is tit) But it is genetics...she is the youngest of the girls, but her older sisters are all busty as well. They make jokes about never having to pay for drinks in their life.

My wife is used to the guys and teenage boys staring, she says "They can't help it, it's in their genetic makeup"...but yeah, clothing is an issue. You know women are self concious about clothing sizes to begin with, and when she has to get a small/medium bikini bottom, but look for a 2XL top, or look for tshirts that are L and XL because of her boobs, it bothers her.

She works out and diets right, but it's all genetics b/c the boobs aren't going anywhere. But yeah, my wallet hurts after seeing receipts for special order bras and sports bras...unfortunately her biggest (pun) problem is finding a sports bra that size without a massive underwire. If any others who might have input, that'd be great, I'd like to surprise her.

/I do love my tiny wasted ginormous chested wife...it's a dream come true
//has told her a reduction will be needed, but will divorce her if she goes below a DD
///kidding...mostly
 
2012-07-06 01:27:11 PM  

factoryconnection: I would certainly believe that those were purchased by mom and dad. Parenting Fail.


Just being realistic. College is the best time to find a husband that will amount to something. Haven't you ever heard of the "Ms. Degree"? And being attractive is going to help.
 
2012-07-06 01:27:23 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img62.imageshack.us image 640x858]


SOLD!
 
2012-07-06 01:27:30 PM  
Where are all the Heidi Klum lovers now? Suddenly an emaciated stick doesn't look so good, hm?
 
2012-07-06 01:28:34 PM  
And my contribution to the Friday Boobies Team (we need t-shirts):
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-06 01:30:51 PM  
um.....i got nothing interesting to say. maybe i'll come back later and say it then.
 
2012-07-06 01:31:22 PM  

FinFangFark: The Bird Is The Word: FinFangFark: as a guy married to a very slim, yet uber curvy Latina (34G, sometimes I do believe in a god)...I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Married to a slim girl with 34H. Definitely genetic.

So....should we start a club or something? I guess we could call it a "Support Group." Discuss the money they spend on bras, how many other guys we catch staring at them a day, etc?

seriously man. my wife is 5' and 115 (I always say 40 of it is tit) But it is genetics...she is the youngest of the girls, but her older sisters are all busty as well. They make jokes about never having to pay for drinks in their life.

My wife is used to the guys and teenage boys staring, she says "They can't help it, it's in their genetic makeup"...but yeah, clothing is an issue. You know women are self concious about clothing sizes to begin with, and when she has to get a small/medium bikini bottom, but look for a 2XL top, or look for tshirts that are L and XL because of her boobs, it bothers her.

She works out and diets right, but it's all genetics b/c the boobs aren't going anywhere. But yeah, my wallet hurts after seeing receipts for special order bras and sports bras...unfortunately her biggest (pun) problem is finding a sports bra that size without a massive underwire. If any others who might have input, that'd be great, I'd like to surprise her.

/I do love my tiny wasted ginormous chested wife...it's a dream come true
//has told her a reduction will be needed, but will divorce her if she goes below a DD
///kidding...mostly


Try googling organic cotton bras. For some reason a lot of the natural type outfits eschew underwire. Personally, I am barely a "B" and I don't feel comfortable at all without underwire.
 
2012-07-06 01:32:53 PM  
Related thread?
Link
 
2012-07-06 01:34:40 PM  
This thread is alright.
 
2012-07-06 01:35:36 PM  
Science!

/boobmark
 
2012-07-06 01:35:37 PM  

Lunaville: First, the bit about the talking urinal cakes was funnier but less interesting. Second, at the risk of so as not to be ruining the thread for the males present, I'd be far more interested in the gene/s for milk production. Why are some women unable to breastfeed? Why was I barely able to feed my two babies with none to spare and a complete failure to ever pump and store any extra milk? Why are some women able to nurse their own child, nurse yours while you go to the grocery store, donate to preemie nurseries, and put gallons of extra milk in the freezer?

I would have loved to have been able to donate milk to premature babies who really, really needed it.
here is a picture of some tits! nyc.barstoolsports.com




There! All Fixt!
 
2012-07-06 01:35:39 PM  

Livin_In_Kenya: Related thread?
Link


Trifecta?
Link
 
2012-07-06 01:36:21 PM  
Two Farkers made this thread worth looking at.

The rest of you actually wrote words?
Who the fark you think is reading a thread like this?
 
2012-07-06 01:36:25 PM  
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2012-07-06 01:37:01 PM  
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2012-07-06 01:38:25 PM  

FinFangFark: seriously man. my wife is 5' and 115 (I always say 40 of it is tit) But it is genetics...she is the youngest of the girls, but her older sisters are all busty as well. They make jokes about never having to pay for drinks in their life.

My wife is used to the guys and teenage boys staring, she says "They can't help it, it's in their genetic makeup"...but yeah, clothing is an issue. You know women are self concious about clothing sizes to begin with, and when she has to get a small/medium bikini bottom, but look for a 2XL top, or look for tshirts that are L and XL because of her boobs, it bothers her.

She works out and diets right, but it's all genetics b/c the boobs aren't going anywhere. But yeah, my wallet hurts after seeing receipts for special order bras and sports bras...unfortunately her biggest (pun) problem is finding a sports bra that size without a massive underwire. If any others who might have input, that'd be great, I'd like to surprise her.

/I do love my tiny wasted ginormous chested wife...it's a dream come true
//has told her a reduction will be needed, but will divorce her if she goes below a DD
///kidding...mostly


When we got married, my wife's dress was a 4 everywhere except in the bust--where it was a 12. She HATES clothes shopping, because anything "cute" is also going to cause a traffic accident if she tries to wear it in public.

She's bought regular, athletic, and even strapless bras from www.figleaves.com, and had excellent success. I can email you a link to the exact athletic one tonight (A: I don't have that knowledge handy with me at work, and B: I don't want every Farker knowing what bra my wife is wearing. Just crosses my creepy threshold.) They are pricy, and come from England, but they stand up to the wear and tear.
 
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